HPforGrownups Databases

5.04 Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

OOTP

2.15 Aragog

Ceridwen

April 26

189180

COS

4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express

Shawn

May 12

192039

GOF

4.14 The Unforgivable Curses

Annemehr

August 19

192199

GOF

4.31 The Third Task

Alla

GOF

3.05 The Dementor

Amanitamuscaria

August 7

189497

POA

3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw

Geoff

January 14 2011

189958

POA

2.07 Mudbloods and Murmurs

Geoff

February 14

188914

COS

2.08 The Deathday Party

Alla

February 22

188957

COS

1.14 Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback

Aussie

December 3

188561

PS/SS

5.01 Dudley Demented

OOTP

4.12 The Triwizard Tournament

Ceridwen

June 15

192124

GOF

4.06 The Portkey

Potioncat

December 18

191541

GOF

4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

Nikkalmati

January 31 2013

192319

GOF

4.07 Bagman and Crouch

Annemehr

January 15 2012

191753

GOF

3.17 Cat, Rat and Dog

Geoff

April 16

190243

POA

2.09 The Writing on the Wall

Potioncat

March 2

189002

COS

2.03 The Burrow

Sherry

January 18

188747

COS

3.02 Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake

Megan Real

June 30

189396

POA

4.23 The Yule Ball

GOF

4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

Luirhys

April 11

192350

GOF

1.08 The Potions Master

Carol

October 21

188205

PS/SS

3.16 Professor Trelawney’s Prediction

Potioncat

March 30

190196

POA

2.12 The Polyjuice Potion

Jeanine

March 25

189061

COS

2.05 The Whomping Willow

Alla

February 1

188786

COS

4.04 Back to the Burrow

Debbie

November 7

191398

GOF

4.22 The Unexpected Task

GOF

3.06 Talons and Tea Leaves

Sherry

August 24

189533

POA

4.34 Priori Incantatem

Geoff

GOF

4.20 The First Task

Alla

March 18

192339

GOF

4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry

Megan Real

April 11

191947

GOF

4.01 The Riddle House

Megan Real

September 3

191331

GOF

3.22 Owl Post Again

Mike

August 16

191241

POA

4.37 The Beginning

GOF

2.10 The Rogue Bludger

Ceridwen

March 7

189025

COS

3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

Alla/Zara

May 23

190423

POA

1.16 Through the Trapdoor

Caryl Brown

December 18

188634

PS/SS

2.02 Dobby’s Warning

Zara

January 10

188730

COS

1.17 The Man with Two Faces

Megan Real

December 27

188646

PS/SS

4.27 Padfoot Returns

Jeanine

GOF

1.01 The Boy Who Lived

Powerbabe

September 1 2009

187670

PS/SS

4.35 Veritaserum

GOF

5.07 The Ministry of Magic

OOTP

4.03 The Invitation

Pippin

October 16

191364

GOF

1.07 The Sorting Hat

Megan Real

October 14

188014

PS/SS

3.07 The Boggart in the Wardrobe

Megan Real

September 9

189554

POA

4.28 The Madness of Mr Crouch

Debbie

GOF

2.01 The Worst Birthday

Ceridwen

January 3 2010

188708

COS

4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

GOF

1.10 Hallowe’en

Alla

November 3

188337

PS/SS

2.11 The Duelllng Club

Zara

March 14

189044

COS

5.08 The Hearing

OOTP

4.26 The Second Task

GOF

1.12 The Mirror of Erised

Janelle

November 19

188447

PS/SS

1.15 The Forbidden Forest

Potioncat

December 11

188603

PS/SS

2.16 The Chamber of Secrets

Geoff

May 3

189199

COS

3.11 The Firebolt

Amanitamuscaria1

November 25

189774

POA

3.14 Snape’s Grudge

Jeanine

February 13

190064

POA

3.04 The Leaky Cauldron

Nikkalmati

July 26

189480

POA

2.14 Cornelius Fudge

Alla

April 21

189166

COS

5.06 The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

OOTP

5.10 Luna Lovegood

OOTP

4.02 The Scar

NIkkalmati

September 23

191349

GOF

2.18 Dobby’s Reward

Alla

June 2

189260

COS

1.05 Diagon Alley

Sherry

September 29

187867

PS/SS

3.01 Owl Post

Zara

June 21

189372

POA

3.09 Grim Defeat

Karlijin

October 20

189679

POA

5.09 The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

OOTP

4.25 The Egg and The Eye

GOF

4.30 The Pensieve

Shaun

GOF

4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

Alla

September 20

192213

GOF

4.29 The Dream

Sherry

GOF

4.17 The Four Champions

Sherry

November 18

192262

GOF

4.05 Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Megan Real

December 5

191460

GOF

4.08 The Quidditch World Cup

Jeanine

February 8

191782

GOF

1.06 The Journey from Platform Nine and Three Quarters

Geoff

October 7

187943

PS/SS

5.05 The Order of the Phoenix

OOTP

3.08 Flight of the Fat Lady

Amanitamuscaria

September 28

189609

POA

1.03 The Letters From No One

Zara

September 15

187792

PS/SS

2.06 Gilderoy Lockhart

Megan Real

February 8

188838

COS

4.33 The Death Eaters

GOF

4.16 The Goblet of Fire

Geoff

October 24

192240

GOF

1.09 The Midnight Duel

Powerbabe

October 28

188287

PS/SS

5.03 The Advance Guard

OOTP

5.02 A Peck of Owls

OOTP

2.17 The Heir of Slytherin

Potioncat

May 20

189231

COS

1.13 Nicolas Flamel

Njeri

November 26

188518

PS/SS

3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort

Alla/Zara

June 24

190628

POA

4.36 The Parting of the Ways

Jeanine

GOF

3.15 The Quidditch Final

Ceridwen

March 9

190173

POA

1.11 Quidditch

Susan

November 13

188395

PS/SS

4.32 Flesh, Blood and Bone

GOF

4.13 Mad-Eye Moody

NIkkalmati

July 8

192190

GOF

3.21 Hermione’s Secret

Lui

July 19

190955

POA

3.03 The Knight Bus

Lui

July 9

189426

POA

2.13 The Very Secret Diary

Debbie

March 29

189070

COS

3.12 The Patronus

Alla

December 24

189932

POA

2.04 At Flourish and Blotts

Nikkalmati

January 26

188777

COS

4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

Shaun

December 29

192297

GOF

1.04 The Keeper of the Keys

Alla

September 24

187843

PS/SS

3.10 The Marauder’s Map

Caryl Brown

November 6

189703

POA

1.02 The Vanishing Glass

Potioncat

September 8

187729

PS/SS

4.09 The Dark Mark

Alla

March 10

191917

GOF

3.20 The Dementors' Kiss

Potioncat

July 3

190761

POA

155354

Amiable Dorsai

argues that Harry was defending himself when he fired Sectusemptra at Draco

Alla

178920

Mike

How Voldemort recruited his followers

excellent

177523

zgirnius

Dumbledore and Harry and Snape and the end

163303

justcarol

Is Bellatrix a killer, or just sadistic?

186181

Carol

discusses Christ figures in literature and whether HP could be interpreted as such

Alla

176745

Pippin

HP and LOTR parallels

excellent

Alla

150783

Rebecca (Charme)

discusses the possible reasons why Longbottoms were tortured and whether Frank indeed knew LV whereabouts

Alla

177753

Siriusly Snapey Susan

Harry and the search for the truth

176115

Bart Lidofsky

Heroes in HP

POints out that heroes were traditionally flawed; applies this to HP series.

zgirnius

137286

Constance Vigilance

The Battle of Hogwarts

Postulates that the unnamed DEs were Order members in disguise

174197

Potioncat

solves the puzzle of Lily’s letter being at Grimmauld place

Wicked :)

Alla

169102

Goddlefrood

Snape - read and find out more

137502

Del

Lily’s Sacrifice as the opposite of a Horcrux

183650

Anne Squires

The Elder Wand - how Harry became the master of it

What? You didn’t get it? You will after you read this

Alla & Mike

168914

Debbie

Quidditch and what it stands for

186337

Zara

Right v Easy

Great examples of Right v Easy choices in the series

Alla

135892

SeverelySigune

Snape is not Evil

155571

Sydney

Parallel between Elizabeth’s view of Darcy in Pride and Prejudice and Harry’s of Snape.

Uses HP canon to establish a credible parallel between Elizabeth’s view of Darcy and Harry’s of Snape.

Carol

180052

Colebiancardi

ChapDIsc: DH Ch 10, The questions are the thing.

There’s more to the chapter than meets the eye and the questions force you to figure out why.

Mike

161027

Beatrice

what does Harry know about Voldemort

extensive research and seems to be work in progress

Alla and Jen

140098

strina_brulyo

HBP parallels to Nathaniel Hawthorne’s works

169251

Bart Lidofsky

On running a double agent, and how this applies to Snape’s statements in Spinner’s End.

Clear exposition of the main ideas!

zgirnius

137961

justcarol

The DADA Jinx and its Victims

154662

Amiable Dorsai

Why are they even friends? - discusses reasons why Trio became friends

Alla

167408

Annemehr

A compelling argument that the centaurs should bear responsibility for Sirius’s death

Very entertaining

172220

The Elves

----------------------------------------------------

Here Begins the post-DH release mesages

--------------------

176156

Debbie

Alchemy, Epilogue and Slytherins

argues that epilogue foreshadows the healing between Gryffindor and Slytherin

Alla

180204

Julie

Altruism, sorting

Debbie

170387

Neri

main themes in Harry Potter

Alla

162651

Potioncat

Severus got run over by Hippocgrif

Yes, yes, it is FILK - you will laugh a lot, I promise

Alla

154734

Dan

The ethical imperative in Harry Potter - it is all about life and death

excellent

Alla

175937

Adam (prep0strus)

Thoughts on Snape from a non Snapefan

Great expose on Snape from a non-fan perspective

Mike

175290

Pippin

Role of the Sorting Hat

17 (Bathilda’s Secret)

akh

2008-03-31

182348

16 (Godric’s Hollow)

CMC

2008-03-17

182113

6 (The Ghoul in Pajamas)

Alla (substituting for Melanie)

2007-10-29

178652

35 (King’s Cross)

Alla

2008-12-08

185113

32 (The Elder Wand)

zgirnius

2008-10-27

184740

28 (The Missing Mirror)

Alla

2008-09-01

184243

19 (The Silver Doe)

elfundeb

2008-04-28

182694

12 (Magic Is Might)

Troy Doyle

2008-01-21

180817

9 (A Place to Hide)

Juli / jlnbtr

2007-12-10

179785

4 (The Seven Potters)

Potioncat

2007-10-01

177626

21 (The Tale of the Three Brothers)

Goddlefrood

2008-05-26

183022

14 (The Thief)

doddie

2008-02-18

181629

5 (Fallen Warrior)

Mike / mcrudele78

2007-10-15

177972

31 (The Battle of Hogwarts)

Brothergib

2008-10-13

184599

1 (The Dark Lord Ascending)

Ceridwen

2007-08-20

175913

20 (Xenophilius Lovegood)

houyhnhnm

2008-05-12

182890

Epilogue

Kneazlecat54

2009-01-12

36 (The Flaw in the Plan)

Siriusly Snapey Susan, substituting

2008-12-22

185219

7 (The Will of Albus Dumbledore)

KJ

2007-11-12

179017

34 (The Forest Again)

Sherry Gomes

2008-11-24

184995

11 (The Bribe)

Pippin

2008-01-07

180518

33 (The Prince’s Tale)

Carol

2008-11-10

184812

15 (The Goblin’s Revenge)

Dana King

2008-03-03

181844

13 (The Muggle-born Registration Commission)

lizzyben

2008-02-04

181291

2 (In Memoriam)

akh

2007-09-03

176649

27 (The Final Hiding Place)

Jen Reese

2008-08-18

184119

25 (Shell Cottage)

Aussie

2008-07-21

183996

8 (The Wedding)

Ian Powers

2007-11-26

179394

24 (The Wandmaker)

Siriusly Snapey Susan

2008-07-07

183599

10 (Kreacher’s Tale)

Colebiancardi

2007-12-24

180052

26 (Gringotts)

Beatrice23

2008-08-04

184044

29 (The Lost Diadem)

Yolanda

2008-09-15

184352

3 (The Dursleys Departing)

kneazlecat54

2007-09-17

177137

23 (Malfoy Manor)

zgirnius

2008-06-23

183433

22 (The Deathly Hallows)

jmnabers/Jennifer

2008-06-09

183180

18 (The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore)

mcrudele/sherriola

2008-04-14

182518

30 (The Sacking of Severus Snape)

Oryomai

2008-09-29

184491

41117

GeRoJen

Gender bias in HP (female characters are memorable and controversial

34968

Porphyria

Fan readings and subversion

34990

Elkins

Theories about Fidelius and Pettigrew

41731

yr awen

Is Voldemort great? Charismatic?

see 41754 for another view

43420

Amanda

Response to suggestion that story is Harry’s fantasy

14556

Susan McGee

Father-Son Relationships in GoF

Covers Harry and father figures, Crouches

32923

Joanne

The Dursleys' attempts to repress Harry’s magical ability

and what wasn’t in Dumbledore’s letter

24121

Lisa I

Essay on magical ability and power vs. training

Also read part 2 of the essay at 24169

32039

Mahoney

Harry’s sorting - his response showed his Gryffindor qualities

34413

Mjollner

Why was Sirius laughing?

25651

Martin

Theorizing on the Marauders' Houses

957

Peg Kerr

Analysis of HP from the standpoint of unraveling its many secrets

39362

Pippin

The original ESE!Lupin post

37398

Porphyria

Discussion of JKR’s treatment of rulebreaking and rulebreakers

Addresses Percy, Hermione, Snape, Crouch Sr. and more

39002

David Frankis

Foreshadowing in earlier books that only make sense later?; "Mother’s love" theories,

and the Voldemort Mysteries (his loss of power; Harry’s survival; why did he attack?)

25303

Amy Z

Draco’s worst deed was attempt to have Buckbeak (a sentient being) executed

39985

Elkins

Snape, Lupin and the Wolfsbane Potion

43012

Porphyria

Wandless Magic: Is It Dark In Here?

See Elkins' response at 43019

41873

Porphyria

Snape’s character and cruelty to Neville

33400

Tabouli

Utopianism vs. realism

34260

Mahoney

Theorizing on the significance of Harry’s eyes

52868

Gulplum aka Richard

Part of great discussion of foreshadowing that takes place in CoS

10243

Susan McGee

How Hagrid, Dumbledore and Lupin earned Harry’s trust, while Crouch Jr. did not

39816

Elkins

Essay on apparating

52038

Dicentra

Analysis of the rift between Harry and Ron in GoF

Continued in 52039; see also Steve/bboy’s 43801, "Ron: GoF: Betrayed or Jealous? Revisited.",25906,Aberforth’s Goat,Comparison of HP to Narnia,See also Maria’s response in 25982,39064,Charis Julia,Crouch Jr. didn’t really mean trio would be good aurors,,25893,Amy Z,Commentary on the wand order fix,,34802,Elkins,"Where’s the Canon?": Canonical suggestion and plausibility,"Part II at 34811 (how people read the text, with a bit of Snape)

39283

Debbie

Ron receiving and giving comfort; Ron’s and Harry’s mentors

25313

Amanda

The Homorphus Charm

43024

Elkins

Fred and George as bullies

Follow-up and clinical discussion at 43162

39083

Elkins

Draco Malfoy is Ever So Lame. Yet Sympathetic. And dead, too.

25840

Luke

Why Molly’s GoF snub of Hermione is plausible

39470

Elkins

Minerva McGonagall is Ever So Evil

24205

4FR

Harry’s character vs. his talent

43801

Steve/bboy

Ron: GoF: Betrayed or Jealous? Revisited.

Steve makes an excellent case for Ron having been motivated by betrayal in GoF

25463

Luke

Grim Analysis: Foreshadowing in PoA

41774

Denise Clements

Significance of Halloween

41399

Elkins

Excellent response to Porphyria’s essay on class in HP

also recommend 41403 (David), 41407 (Pip), 41412 (GulPlum), 41413 (Pippin), 41446 (Elkins), 41448 (Dicentra), 41466 (Pippin), 41470 (Pip), 41477 (Naama), 41481 (Dicentra), 41683 and 41773 (Elkins)

41145

A Vulgarweed

Hermione’s accomplishments

39931

Pippin

Another exit to the Shrieking Shack?

corrected at 39932

46992

iris_ft

The seven obstacles to the philosopher’s stone summarize the seven books and the seven stages in Harry’s journey

32503

Elizabeth Dalton

Genre of books evolves from children’s lit to YA, and will probably move beyond

16441

Demelza

The GoF Rift between Harry and Ron, and Hermione’s part in it

39176

Debbie

House elves' enslavement

25867

Gwendolyn Grace

Why Harry Didn’t Summon the Marauder’s Map in the Egg and the Eye

plus a perspective on criticism of the books

52006

JOdel

Pre-OOP analysis of Cornelius Fudge

39196

Elkins

Authorial Intent and Fannish readings

58796

Debbie

Percy as Tragic Hero

KathyK

34525

Elkins

Pettigrew’s toughness

25860

Tabouli

Animagus reproduction theories

32448

Kimberly

Characteristics of HP that support Children’s Literature label

39292

Grey Wolf

House elves' enslavement

41940

Qaztroc

The physics of time-travel

32556

Luke

Standards for classifying literature

41900

Porphyria

Will Snape die

1220

Penny

Analyzes various characters through the lens of "ambition"

And Kathy MacMillan’s response in 1233

39785

Elkins

Why was Pettigrew in Hagrid’s hut? Did it have to do with Voldemort’s wand?

41210

Porphyria

Essay on class in HP

32916

Eloise

GoF: The Egg and the Eye

Great analysis of what happened in Snape’s office

34133

Elkins

Why did Crouch Jr. teach the Imperius Curse?

and Barb’s response in 34389

34740

Porphyria

What it means to "like" a character (Snape)

25723

Lexicon Steve

Explanation of ghosts

25880

Pippin

Characters' blind spots a major theme of the series

11177

CMC

Connections between Crouch Sr. and Shakespeare’s Lear and Lady Macbeth

34011

Mahoney

How little Fake!Moody tells us about Real!Moody’s character

39082

Debbie

Theories on how Cruciatus and AK work

25814

Lexicon Steve

The Wand Order Controversy

Recounting disappointment that it wasn’t a hidden clue after all

39368

Pip

ESE!Lupin support

39058

Elkins

Authorial Intent, Canonical plausibility (the Draco/Hermione example)

41072

Porphyria

Snape’s and Quirrell’s interactions in PS/SS - what did Snape tell Dumbledore?

also 41080 by Bob

30524

Philip Nel

How JKR illustrates the insidious nature of prejudice

26605

David Frankis

Points of view in assessing the Harry-Ron falling out in GoF

26389

Albia

Hermione in mythology, literature and history

39822

Pippin

Why would JKR make Lupin a poster child for the disabled?

30580

Peg Kerr

Harry’s resilience; importance of the Dursleys to Harry’s character; theme of imprisonment and release

17156

Morag Traynor

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks

47531

Shane Dunphy

Moaning Myrtle: Freudian Analysis of her Bathroom

34385

Elkins

Sirius, the Prank, Snape’s grudge and Lupin in the Shack

34381

Elkins

Reader identification with characters/character "types"

30732

Gwendolyn Grace

All things Snape - a complete analysis

3124

stevekimmel

Character study of Cornelius Fudge

39271

Charis Julia

Characters overacting and overreacting

1400

Aberforth’s Goat

Summary of ghosts in the series

25758

Monika Huebner

Sirius and PTSD

116335

Dungrollin

Inconsistencies in JKR’s treatment of "possession"

111313

Brenda

Percy

Dumbledore’s spy or Ministry Puppet?

109518

David

Snape’s Choice of Memory for the Pensieve

71077

Annemehr

Timeline of events leading up to Department of Mysteries episode

83934

Pippin

Defense of Molly’s actions in OOP

the Molly - Sirius debate . . .

64599

Leigh

Harry will defeat Voldemort by accepting death

64052

Milz

Looks at House prejudice by analyzing Sorting Hat songs

71079

Iris_ft

Sources of Harry’s neurotic behavior in OOP

78529

Kirstini

First of three posts on Potterverse morality

See also parts 2 (78352) and 3 (78533)

80083

Annemehr

OOP morality theme: the choice between two kinds of right

Well intentioned people can’t agree on a course of action

83760

KathyK

The Fidelius Charm

What we knew (PoA) plus the second implementation (OotP - 12 GP)

64349

Ali

Petunia’s Pact with Dumbledore and Harry’s protection

104544

Adan

Symbolism of MWPP’s Animagus forms

63264

Milz

Helga Hufflepuff’s inclusionary principles

73223

bibphile

Snape’s view of morality ignores his feelings: Sirius uses feelings as a moral compass

114087

Carol

AK at Godric’s Hollow (or not)

120445

Laurasia

JKR’s changing narration style

And whether JKR is now encouraging emotional responses from readers

80662

Debbie

Analysis of Ron’s character development in OOP

63262

Calimora

Suggests Dumbledore is responsible for Harry’s hero complex

80791

Karen

The nature of secrets in the books

very interesting

108190

DuffyPoo

Neville as subject of Prophecy

108146

Neri

Analysis of Snape’s response to Harry’s trip to the DoM and therefore his part in the death of Sirius

and downthread responses, especially 108169, by Pippin

73754

tanzgabu

Snape challenges Harry’s morality

Snape as unsympathetic character who deserves Harry’s help

72129

Pippin

predicts Harry will lose powers at end of series as metaphor for growing up

72985

Terry LJ

Harry as Adam

Christian analysis of series

86309

Kneasy

Bang!You’re Dead (whether and how Harry should kill)

Summary of ideas in this thread (entire thread worth reading, plus earlier thread beginning at 76697)

80742

junediamanti

LOLLIPOPS (Snape loved Lily)

Nice summary of WINDOW SILLS

viktoria sugar

69410

Lissa B

A Far-Fetched Analysis of the Prophecy

Similar pre-OOP stance posted in 57319

66983

Talisman

Dumbledore is Guilty! of using Harry as weapon

Kirstini

64873

Melinda

Relationship between Harry and Sirius

80592

RSFJenny

SILK GOWNS (Droobles Gum Theory)

Conspiracy theory regarding Longbottoms' insanity; see also 80761 by hermionegallo

Jen Reese

117257

Vivamus

Umbridge’s Fate

73175

amoryblaine1980

Theme of choice as exemplified by Voldemort’s choice of Harry over Neville

108762

Nora

Why Voldemort is a fascist

72468

Wendy

What kind of magic can the MoM track?

106980

Wanda Sherratt

Cold Case Files — The Riddles

new look at the Riddles' murder

63782

Pip!Squeak

The irony of Sirius' treatment of his inferiors

107687

Cynthia

Harry’s vision flaws and possible dependence on Snape’s vision

one of several good posts in this thread

72732

Wendy

Pensieve as a legilimency tool - allowing user to organize thoughts of others

123029

Betsy

Dumbledore not Omniscient! or Puppetmaster!

108807

DuffyPoo

Why HP is a better read than LotR

81324

jmsgleaner (Hayes)

Death Eater Culture

an overview of DE culture

derannimer

117280

Dungrollin

Who knew about the prophecy and could it mean more to Voldemort than is apparent?

110109

Magda

How Snape might be Sirius’s bastard half-brother

90322

justcarol

Vernon and Petunia Dursley

Analysis of their antipathy toward the WW

110260

Naama

Snake vs. Phoenix Immortality

Answers "Why didn’t V die?"

71560

MrNipha

Voldemort’s patience

115448

Siriusly Snapey Susan

McGonagall’s changing role

77707

Ravenclaw Bookworm

Summary of posts on meaning of prophecy

Entire thread worth reading

64209

sueeeyqbong

theme of disillusionment in OOP

100571

Koinonia

Harry’s refusal to learn Occlumency

Quotes each instance of refusal

79808

Kneasy

Sirius reservations

81788

Debbie

Hermione’s Growth

Analysis of Hermione’s Character Development

115334

onnanokata

Sirius/James/Snape backstory questions & attitudes toward Dark Arts

107368

mhbobbin

The Case Against Fudge

69563

Derannimer

Suggests Snape as Hogs Head eavesdropper and discusses reasons for escalation of hostilities between Snape and Harry

71188

Kelly Grosskreutz

The relative power of death and love in the Potterverse

64582

David Frankis

Structure of OOP

Suggests it is part 1 of longer story

109386

Magda Grantwich

Molly - Thoughts on a Witch

102686

Kneasy

Privet Drive/Ethical Legilimency

71191

Kathryn Cawte

Defense of Salazar Slytherin and his decision to leave the basilisk in the Chamber

108751

Karen

Twins and Marauders parallels

72849

Wendy

Discussion of MOM’s methods for tracking magic

82067

Dumbledad

Voldemort’s Search for Prophecy = "How to Kill Harry for Dummies"

Funny!

64621

davewitley

Sirius' death is all about the price you pay when you act on your fears, not your convictions

110350

Ginger

How Harry might kill Voldemort

H could kill V by accident

85349

Canis Majorette

Significance of Sirius' and Regulus' star names

72860

Wanda Sherratt

Empathy - JKR’s building of themes

103994

Shaun Hately

On characterization, Hermione and her parents, and reading the text

64944

Meg Cohen

A sympathetic look at Gran Longbottom

115404

Kneasy

Ron’s almost normal

77983

Barb

How JKR uses metaphor for the 'other' in society

98779

Sienna

Hermione as Harry’s Anima

Addresses Jungian archetypes and H/H

Phyllis

72699

Pippin

Ginny’s flaws in OOP are enhancement of flaws in previous books

63244

Marianna

Nature of Pensieve memories, redeemable Sirius replaces redeemable Draco, Snape v Sirius

114843

delwynmarch

Harry’s saving-people thing

Argues that it’s not based on compassion

64206

BM

Snape as Harry’s scapegoat and Sirius' death wish

111173

Kneasy

speculation on why Snape joined the Order

104084

Ffred

The identity of the Hogs Head eavesdropper

119442

Vivamus

Warlocks

Quotes every reference to warlocks in the books

67125

Corinth

Percy is a PERFECT TARGET

87546

arcum

Meek!Hufflepuff

Eloquent defense of Hufflepuff using Ernie as exemplar

63092

Pippin

Dumbledore used prophecy as decoy to keep Voldemort’s interest piqued

106761

CDR

Hagrid and the Egg

72750

Kirstini

Freudian analysis of Harry’s behavior in OOP

73711

Wanda Sherratt

Dumbledore as Krishna

124573

Snow

The Dark Mark - the connection between Voldemort and the DEs

69026

KathyK

Morality of Harry’s invasion of the Pensieve

80213

silmariel

Analysis of Percy’s letter to Ron in OOP

102756

Shaun Hately

Hermione’s relationship with her parents

73507

Wendy

Snape and Harry

80835

Kneasy

Snape’s worst memory - no, it’s not

105610

Shaun Hately

Hogwarts in the context of the British public school

110899 provides link to updated, annotated version

63995

Ronale Stevens

Very early analysis of the Prophecy

78110

Abigail

Explores suggestion that the Centaurs raped Umbridge in the forest

105218

Asian_lovr2

The secret lives of House-Elves

63772

Dicentra

Defending Sirius' treatment of Kreacher

104067

Demetra

Analysis of Sirius' behavior

110941

Gadfly McLellyn

Harry Voldemort fusion theory, with lots of Jungian psychology

explains why Dumbledore didn’t kill LV

79798

Pippin

Compares Sirius' behavior to that of a dog

87101

KathyK

Fidelius and Legilimency

111589

Zendemort

JKR’s Literary Merit

71558

Dan Feeney

Themes of change and growth in OOP; also Luna and Hermione

73956

iris_ft

Harry and Hermione as representatives of theoretical and practical knowledge

68012

Naamagatus

Communication and its breakdown as a theme in OOP

72650

Tiggersong

The Weasleys' budget

82192

Sandy

Sirius' Death and why JKR should not resurrect him

RSFJenny

115412

Sophierom

Defense of Hermione

78768

Tamee Livingston

Pureblood DE and Knights of Walpurgis

Possible connections between Knights of Walpurgis and present day Death Eaters

80024

Alshain

OOP Percy, morality and the law

Analogies to a Greek tragedy

108544

Magda

Half-bloods and muggleborns

79352

Jen Faulkner

Harry’s sexuality and WW attitudes toward homosexuality

87378

Kneasy

Devious!Dumbledore, Politician!Fudge and subverting the MOM

64576

Marina

Trying to make sense of Sirius' death

And 64588 (convergence of love and bitterness killed Sirius)

103979

JOdel

How James got his money

117893

Lupinlore

HP: Mystery or Adventure?

110131

inkling

Whether Voldemort is 'Alive'

Includes discussion of alchemy

72991

Corinth

Pureblood, halfblood, etc.

Meanings of terms change with the speaker

63355

Kelly Grosskreutz

Argues that Snape wants recognition from Harry for his actions on Dumbledore’s behalf

114759

mhbobbin

Sirius as Stubby Boardman

106768

dcgmck

The Potions Puzzle

Analogizes each potion bottle to one of the books

72973

Wanda Sherratt

Generational Parallels: Tom Riddle and Harry

63686

Clio

Harry-Snape similarities

71015

madeyemood

Coded queerness in the books, especially relating to Tonks and Sirius

71024

MrNipha

Each component of Voldemort’s resurrection will bring about his undoing

113181

Susana

Wandless, or 'hysterical' magic

72491

Wendy

Discusses reader reaction to various characters and authorial intent

also see 72496 discussing two views of Cho

102442

Dave Witley

Why the Grawp subplot? What is JKR doing here?

64458

Dicentra

OOP really for children?

argues that children aren’t smarter than the adults at the DOM

71300

Terry LJ

Suggests that certain characters are reminiscent of magical beasts

121594

JoTwo

Possible insights from JKR’s dropped character "Pyrite"

Includes connections of the name to alchemy

64938

tigerpatronus

Voldemort, Harry’s scar, and a dire prediction

68222

iris_ft

Parallel between Harry and Sirius in OOP ch. 1

Also discusses JKR’s use of 1st ch. of each book to develop themes

111642

Kneasy

Conspiracy and betrayal is what series is all about

Also Caesian’s response at 11642 offering guidelines for speculation

73068

Pshemekan

Ron and Hermione parallel Molly and Arthur, with Harry as their child

72777

Wanda Sherratt

Voldemort’s undoing

108474

DuffyPoo

How the prophecy isn’t about anyone

see also 108059 and 108190

103326

Boyd Smythe

Speculation that Salazar Slytherin is the HBP

Deserves FEATHERBOAS

115333

Dungrollin

All about Nagini

includes review of back posts

80335

Kirstini

Analysis of Hermione’s boggart/fears and personality/motivations

70622

Sueeeyqbong

Questions from PS/SS that remain unresolved after OOP

103454

Ffred

The missing 24 hours

105926

David Gabbard

Interpretation of the Prophecy

72729

Wendy

ESE! Lupin - evidence from the Department of Mysteries

79180

Kneasy

Prophecies

Argues prophecies may be irrelevant through comparison with Nostradamus

77510

Dicentra Spectabilis

The Role of Writing in the Potterverse

Nimbus paper in TBAY style, continued in 77511

104574

Kneasy

Harry’s adult support

72003

Lady Macbeth

Why were Longbottoms targetted by Pensieve Four?

115410

Carolyn White

Plot benefits from Molly’s death

79390

Pip!Squeak

Was Dumbledore lying about the prophecy?

Discusses nature of Pensieve and Dumbledore’s duplicity toward Harry

86289

Zinaida

Snape’s malicious teaching techniques during Occlumency lesson

112469

Alex Boyd

Timeline for VWI

114085

Susana

House Elves

129284

Kathryn Jones

Critique of Snape as double agent

110618

Caesian

Analysis of the Gryffindor Passwords

complete with recipe for banana fritters

110115

Caesian

Petunia’s pact with Dumbledore

85244

Ffred

Percy under Imperius?

Excellent summary of Percy Weasley

Phyllis

73901

Kneasy

The case for ESE! Bagman

64680

Pippin

Sirius' tragic flaw was his unconscious racism, to be contrasted with Hagrid’s treatment of Grawp

74814

Wendy

Suggests that House-Elves are not as servile as we’ve been led to believe

81010

Pip

MAGIC DISHWASHER review in light of OOP

Argues that Dumbledore’s goal is to remake wizarding society

63138

Angela

The importance of Luna’s character and what she shows about House Ravenclaw

72044

Jo Serenadust

Reasons for and against choosing Ron as Prefect instead of Harry

63902

Arya

More examples of Harry doing wandless magic

65941

Ali

The Tragedy of Petunia Dursley

Mandy

63282

Barb

Compares Sirius to Voldemort and to Harry

excellent

64982

Adam Beeson

Bond between Harry and Neville

64328

Michael G.

How OOP marks Harry’s passage into adulthood

64503

tigerpatronus

Mimbulus Mimbletonia etymology

based on the real mimulus plant

63905

Pippin

Sirius' tragic flaw

and downthread responses

116307

Diana_sirius_fan

Alchemical perspectives on purple flames

See also 116308, by iris_ft, offering alchemical perspective on searing pain in Harry’s scar

71383

Marianne

Analysis of Molly-Sirius interactions in OOP

80938

Matt (hpfanmatt)

Harry’s Altercation with Malfoy at end of OOP

Argues that it changes Snape’s perception of Harry

120339

imamommy

Argues that Petunia chose not to go to Hogwarts and to be a Muggle

63718

Pip

A person is more than the worst thing they have done

73502

Dan Feeney

Luna’s Importance in OOP and Future Books

71209

thehighinquisitorofhogwarts

Harry’s and Voldemort’s relationship to death and effect on their power to love

114964

sophierom

Catalogue of Snape Behaviors in PS/SS

SUPINE

Super Undercover Percy. Is. Not. Evil

65057

Percy

ACID ARTICLE

Argus' Cat Is Doubtless A Relative, Transported Into Cat Life Eternally

36422

Filch, Mrs Norris

SUNK

IMO

In My Opinion

n/a

General

LID

Life-InDebted!Snape

145024

Snape

VIABLE

Voldemort Is a Believable Likeness of Evil

33715

Voldemort

FEATHERBOAS

Foaming Enthusiasts of Ambush Torture and Hostility, Embracing Really Bloodthirsty Operations and Savagery

35200

General

DRIBBLE

Dragon’s Resistance In Blood Bestows Life-saving Effects

83354

Harry

MOXY FRUVOUS

Maniacs Obsessively Xenophobic, Young Florence Rebels under Voldemort Over Ultimate Stratagem

70908

Florence, Snape

TOADKEEPER

The Odious Amphibian: Death-eater Knavishly Executing Espionage, Pursuing Evil Revenge

36912

Neville, Trevor

LYCANTHROPE

Lupin Yields Candy - A Nasty Trick, He’s Really Obviously Perfectly Evil

39562

Lupin

DAFT INSIGHT

Dursleys Aware of Figg’s True Nature. Now She Is Going to Hogwarts to Teach

41690

Arabella Figg

SUNK

PASHMINAS

Fans of Padfoot

31552

Sirius

CINEMA

Cho Is Not an Evil Minx Association

28588

SHIP, Cho

TIME TURNER

Time Is Manipulated Even Though Undermining Rationales Nullify Every Reason

68153

Harry, Lily, James

HMS DESIRE

Harry Must Survive, Death Eater Snape Is Repentant Evermore

149518

Snape, Lily

CANON (mostly)

BADD ANGST - Part II

Boundaries Always Drive Dumbledores' Actions: Now Go Stop Tom!

81487

Dumbledore

OCELOTS

Once-zealous Crew of Elder Listees Oddly Taken Silent

80924

General

CTMNBN

Cinema-that-must-not-be-named

n/a

Movie

KING OF SPAIN

Kin - Inconsequential, Neverending Grief Over Florence! Snape Proposes Alternate Information Network

70908

Snape, Florence

SINISTER

Sirius Isn’t Nutters, Instead Sirius Tried to Do Everything Right

28292

Sirius

AIRSHIP FANCY

Any Ingenious Resurrection Sirius Has Is Problematic, Fans Absolutely Need Cathartic Yielding

80796

Sirius

STUDMUFFIN

Snape - The Ultimate Dreamboat - Makes Uncountable Females Favour Immediate Nuptials

37754

Snape

SLAPDASH

Snape’s Life As Part-Dementor: A Sorrowful History

33886

Snape

HUMBLE FISHFINGERS

How Umbridge Modernises Badness/Light Enquiries: Fudge’s Incompetent Spinelessness Hides Foul Intentions Governing Every Regressive Step

66002

Fudge

I GOT YOUR PARALLELISM RIGHT HERE MISTER

Initially G-men Opted to Tolerate Yeomen Overlords Until Rogues Purged Arthur’s Relations. Afterwards a Legendary Lust for Equanimity Leaves him Irresolute Saddened and Miserable. Realizing Imperius Gives Hostile Transgressors a Handy Excuse, Revenge Energizes Many Instances of Stalwart Tenacity against the Evil Regime

45522

Arthur, Lucius

MAD

Miss Arabella Dumbledore

85876

Arabella Figg

AD

Albus Dumbledore

n/a

General

SCREW

Snake Can Really be Evil Wizard

45720

Voldemort, Snake at Zoo

STUFFED BEAR

Sirius: True Unselfish Friend For Ever! Deserves Better End And Revival!

66464

Sirius

BUTTERFLIES

Brigade Upholding The Twins' Entertaining Role Fuelling Laughs In Every Scene

43232

Fred and George

VASSAL

Voldy And Snape Share A Link (formerly Mind-linked!Snape)

116369, 116370, 116371, 116372

Snape motivations

DRACO’S TRAGEDY

Draco Refuses Adult Choices, Obviously Sacrifices True Redemption, Abused, Guided by Evil Dad to Yield

49909

Draco, Lucius

CLOAK AND DAGGER ARTHUR

Covert Liaison Operative Arthur is the Key to Assured Nerve-wracking Destruction of Diabolical Axis with Global Governance and Equilibrium at Risk from the Ascension of Ruthless Terrorists with Homicidal Unspeakable Resolve

45320

Arthur

RIOT GEAR

Ron Is Obviously a Thick Gargoyle, Especially at Relationships

28196

Ron

CANON

ABSOLUTE PUTRID SNITCH

Altruistic Besieged Sacrifice of Love Unique To Evans. Pettigrew’s Unforgivable Transgression Resulted In Dire Situation Necessitating Immediate Transference Charming Harry

47156

Lily, Peter

SUNK

MIME

Map Is Mightily Evil

48795

SCRABBLE BOARD

Sweet Courteous Responsible Arthur Bade Bye-bye to Law Enforcement: Break Out Auror - Retired Dad

45556

Arthur

RICK’S THE BOSS

Ron Identified with the Chess Knight: Surpasses his Triumphant Heroic or Excellent Brothers Only by Self-Sacrifice

37094

Ron

HG

Hermione Granger

n/a

General

WARP DRIVE

Well - Another Ruddy Plot Device to Raise Interest and Vary Entertainment

36989

General

DR

Draco Reformation

n/a

Draco

ANOTHER HARRY

A Necessary Obscure Third Harry Evokes Rowling’s Humanism And Readers React Yearningly

71577

Fans

SWINDLED

Snape’s Wife Is Now Dead - Loosing Eternal Devastation

35759

Snape

LANDLUBBERS

Love and Nookie Detesters: Let Us Ban Boring Endless Romantic Speculations!

32909

Fans, SHIP

TOUCH€  É

Tired Of Ugly and Hard-to-swallow Expositions

39367

General

SING

Snape Is Not Guilty

38206

Snape

MAYHEM

Most Aurors Yearn for Huge Enemy Massacre

35607

Snape

WINNING COUPLE

When Insigificant Neville Nuptially Invites Normal Ginny, Combining Otherwise Undervalued Pupils Licks Evil

37647

Ginny, Neville

TRASHY SLIMEBALL

Trevor Represents a Sexuality Hidden - Yawning Seductively - Lost in Maternal Empathy but Always Lazily Lingering

37498

Trevor, Neville, Hermione

YKW

You Know Who

n/a

Voldemort

HIS SWORD

Harry Is Some Secret Wizard Of 'Royal' Descent

57978

Harry

SUNK

LOVE SLAVE

League Of Violently Enamoured Snape/Lily And Vampire Enthusiasts

29434

Snape, Lily

ECCENTRIC

Eager Chapter Comber Endeavoring Nightly To Rightly Interpret Canon

57954

Fans

SHIP, SHIPPER

Pertaining to relationships in the books, a person who advocates relationship postings

n/a

General

GIANT CUSHION

Ginny Isn’t a Naive Trivial Child Unworthy of Securing Harry’s Interest: Object Now!

33117

Ginny, Harry, SHIP

CANON

MYRTLE

Maybe You’re Related To Lily Evans

77390

Myrtle, Lily

DADA

Defense Against the Dark Arts

n/a

General

OWL TREAT

Our Wizarding Leaders: The Really Ecstatic Administration Team

61211

List Admin

DDM

Dumbledore’s Man

n/a

general/typically used to describe a Snape who is loyal to DD

AFLOAT

UNNECESSARY

Useless Needless Narrative Exercises Can be Explained as Superfluous, Some Action Really Yieldless

40271

General

DEPRECIATION

Death Eaters Provoked Really Evil Charm-Induced Amnesia to Incapacitate Our Neville

31865

Neville

SUNK

TBAY

Theory Bay

n/a

general

SUAVE

Snape: Unquestionably a Vampire Evil

29432

Snape

SUNK

SWEET GEORGIANISM

Snape Went Evil Expecting to Gloat - Eyes Open Recanted Gradually Incensed at Nauseating Iniquities and Shocking Morals

35543

Snape

BB GUN

Bitter Bill Goes Undeniably Nefarious

85610

Bill Weasley

UNVEILS

Unintended Nondead Veil Entrance Ignores Living Sirius

Sirius

SPACEMAN

Snape: Perversely Appealing Character, Endearingly Mysterious and Nasty

34741

Snape

SATYR

Society Against a Traitorous Young Ron

30894

Ron

PATHETIC

Potterphile Attempting To Have Epihpanies Through Investigating Canon

57954

Fans

PoA

Prisoner of Azkaban - Harry Potter and the (Book 3)

n/a

Canon

NOT REALLY

Now Obviously Time Resolves Everything Although its Literarily LazY

57671

Time Travel

FRUITLESS

Fudge Really Is a Useful Idiot - a Tool of a Lord who is Evil Scheming & Snaky

50062

Fudge

SUNK

OFH

Out For Himself

n/a

general/typically used to describe Snape as one who is loyal neither to Dumbledore nor to Voldemort

PUNIC FAITH

Percy Undercover - Near Idiotic Cornelius Fudge - Accessing Information That’s Helpful

68271

Percy

DD

Albus Dumbledore

n/a

General

ASSET

Anti-Shipper Seeking Elusive Truth

37614

SHIP

DOCTOR FLOWER

Death Of Charms Teacher Obligates Replacement. Fleur Leaps Out as Worthy Enchanting Recruit

41414

Fleur

SUNK

DE

Death Eater

n/a

General

MY BABY LOVES A BUNCH OF AUTHORS

Miserable Youth! Brought About By Yelling (Lack Of Valentines Suspected), Always Bullied Under Nefarious Castle Headmaster Only Freaky Admirers Understand The Heroics Of Reviled Severus.

70955

Snape

FLINT

Flint-Like Inconsistencies Nitpicked Triumphantly (reference to the Slytherin Quidditch captain, whom JKR accidentally kept on as captain after he should actually have left school: a genuine admitted mistake)

32909

Fans

BLAME SIRIUS

Badly Led Astray, Moonlit and Excommunicated: Surely Implicating Remus Is Unjust Slander

34239

Sirius, Lupin

AFLOAT

DITCH PUGS

Draco Is The Center-of Harry Potter Universe-- Go Slytherin!!

45173

Draco Malfoy

PRATTLESNAKES

People Rejecting All The Twins' Lovingly Executed Schoolboy Needling As Kindling Emotional Suffering

43232

Fred and George

SINAS

Snape Is Not A Spy

81140

Snape

LOTR

Lord of the Rings

n/a

General

MADAM WHIPLASH

Males Are Dim And Malleable. Wreaking Havoc In Pubescent Lads Attracts Scheming Hermione

66428

Hermione

VOLDEMORT WAKES A WILD ANIMAL

Voldemort Observes Lying-Dormant Enemy: Most Often Related To Weasleys' Animal Kindred Embodied Spirit, A Weasel’s Inevitable Last Destiny: Although Named 'Insignificant' Makes Adversary Lose

38404

Weasleys, Voldemort

SOPPY CHARM

Sacrifice of Purity. Perfect? Yes. Contrived? Hardly a Reasoned Move

47122

Lily

CANON

DRIBBLE SHADOWS

Dragon Resistance In Blood Bestows Life-Saving Effects: Snape, Hagrid And Dumbledore’s Ointment Was Supplement

128717 (additional in 128778, 128795, 128892)

Harry protection, missing 24 hours, why DD trusts Snape

SUNK

GEORGE’S SISTER DIANA

Giving Evil Overlord’s Regime Genuine Effort, Severus’s Soul Is Severely Troubled, Eventually Rendering Defection Indeed a Necessary Act

35608

Snape

SUNK

PINESAP

Percy Is Not Evil, Simulated Alternate: Peter!

80964

Percy

PS I LOVE ME LETS KISS

Parasitic Salazar Is a Layer Of Voldemort, Evildoing Most Egregiously. Love Ends Tom’s Spell. Kedavra Is Still Smarting.

106085

Voldemort, Slytherin

GRIMS

Green Is Really Meaningfully Significant, Green Is Really of Major Significance

94665

General

MAKE ME BARF

Monstrous Activity: Keeping Evil Men Entertained By Allocating Rescued Females

36985

Lily, Peter

SUNK

FORLORN BARTEMIUS

Florence - On the Rebound - Lured Our Reluctant Naif Barty, Avenging Relations by Tempting to Evil Mother’s Innocent and Unsuspecting Son.

35577

Crouch, Florence, SHIP, Sirius

SUNK

WINCH

Why Is Neville Choosing Humiliation?

38811

Neville

FINETOOTHCOMB

Fudge Is Not Evil, Though Outsiders Ought To Help Clarify Our Minister’s Blathering

65260

Fudge

HIDING THEFT

Hagrid Is Dead. Is New Groundskeeper Trustworthy? Hogwarts Employs Fleur as Teacher

41414

Hagrid, Fleur

SUNK

SACRIFICE

Sacrifice Awaits Condemned Ron, Insidiously Foreshadowed In Chess Exploits

37370

Ron

SS

Sorcerer’s Stone -Harry Potter and the (Book 1, US)

n/a

Canon

RASPBERRY

Refuse Any Ship, Prefer Being Excited Reading Romance Yarn

55386

Shipping

LICKS

Lucius' Illegitimate Child Kept Secret

70708

Lucius, Florence

PINE

Percy. Is. Not. Evil.

28196

Percy

SUPPRESSED

Slavery Usurps Perilous Powers Rendering Elves Simple Self-Effacing Drudges

37472

House Elves

LECARRE SPYGAMES

Lest Evil Conquer - Arrange Rat Rescue. Eluding Sirius - Pliable Yeoman - Got Away, Machinations Ensured Security

40103

Snape, Sirius, Pettigrew, Dumbledore, Voldemort

HP

Harry Potter

n/a

General

BABEMEISTER

Brilliant Actor Barty: Evil Man Easily Infinitely Sexier Than Ex-Riddle

35630

Crouch Jr.

SYCOPHANTS

Society for Yes-men, Cowards, Ostriches, Passive-Aggressives, Hysterics, Abject Neurotics and Toadying SYCOPHANTS

34911

Fans

GEWGAW

Ginny’s Early Wedding Grows Awfully Weird

37638

Ginny, Neville

SUNK

HAGRID WANTS BRASS DRAGONS AS PETS

Harry’s All-seing Groupie Ron Is Demonstrated: Weasleys Alphabetically Naming Their Sons Brings Ron As Seventh Son - David (Really A Good Offspring) Never Survived Although Still Positionating Exactly Third Son

38218

Ron, Weasleys

SUNK

ASTONISHED

At Statements That Object to Nice Intelligent Sweet Harry’s Endearing Demeanor

26522

Harry

ASL!

Angsted!Snape Lives!

66046

Snape

H/G

Harry/Ginny SHIP

n/a

General

SHARK ATTACK

Sadly, Harry And Ron Kindle Amorous Ties Then Are Cruelly Killed

37540

Harry, Ron, SHIPs

NINE

Neville Is Not Evil

43856

Neville

LOSTLIVES

Love of Sirius Turning Lestrange Into Voldemort’s Evil Servant

35326

Sirius, Florence

SUNK

SHAMEFUL

Sentimental Hermione and Mad-Eye: Fated for Undying Love

31612

Hermione, Moody, SHIP

MUDPIE

Mudblood Undeniably Deceives Peers—​Is Evil

45429

Hermione

LASSITUDE

Ludo - Amiably Stupid Sportsman - Is The Undercover Death Eater!

34239

Bagman

FLIRTIAC

Filch’s Lover Is Regretting Transformation into a Cat

26726

Filch, Mrs Norris, SHIP

SUNK

SALVE

Snape as Loyal Vampire Envoy

35223

Snape

SUNK

CHIMPANZEE

'Courageous Harry Is Modest Perceptive and Nimble!' Zealous Enthusiasts Extoll

32909

Harry

STAFF BANDAID

Sybill Trelawney, A Fortune-telling Fraud But A Nifty Dragonfly Animagus In Disguise

37754

Trelawney

BAD NEWS

Buddy Acts Dumbly Needling Evil Wizard of Slytherin

38306

Ron, Sirius

ANTITHESIS

All Nice Theories I Think, However Each Supposition Is Strained

35838

General

SWEET GEORGIAN

Snape Went Evil Expecting to Gloat - Eyes Open Recanted Gradually Incensed at Nefariousness

35542

Snape

PEPPERMILL

Percy Embraced Patronising Pomposity. Exacting Retribution May Inculcate Lasting Lesson.

69878

Percy

PHILOSOPHER’S STONE

Poor Harry’s Immortality’s Likely Over. Sadly Omens & Prophecies Have Exposed Rowling’s Secret. Surely This Occurrence is Not Essential!

38604

Harry

ACCUSER

Attributing Countless Causes Underlying Sirius' Eternal Rest

71963

Sirius, TBAY, Listies

DEVIL

Death Eater - Verily - Is Ludo

34183

Bagman

SUNK

SINE CURVE

Snape Is Not Evil - Creative Unknowns Regulate Vicious Exterior

37589

Snape

BIC LIGHTER

Boy In Closet Lives Imagining Great Heroism, Turns Everything `Round

66982

Harry?

DARK LADLES

Dumbledore, Against Riddle, Knows: Lupin Achieves Debt on Life of the Enemy’s Servant

51990

MAGIC DISHWASHER,Dumbledore, Lupin

ORGANIC VEGETABLES

Ordinarily Renounced Ginny and Neville Improve - Curbing Voldemort’s Evil Growth - Eventually Transforming and Becoming Laudably Effective Sorcerors

37628

Neville and Ginny

CANON

SSHABB

Stop Saying Hermione is a Bossy Braggart

26480

Hermione

GANG WAR UPHEAVALS

Ginny and Neville - Great Wizards - Always Remain Undercover Protecting Harry’s Exploits, Although Visibly Are Largely Squibs

37571

Ginny, Neville

CANON

CRAB CUSTARD

Classy, Rich, Ambitious, Bold: Crouch’s Unsung Sexiness Tempts All Raunchy Damsels

37498

Crouch Sr.

FIAGRA

Flitwick Is a Goblin Ravenclaw Association

31555

Flitwick

CANON

AFRICAN HIPPIES

Arabella Figg, Redolent In Cabbage, Actually Needs Hourly Ingested Polyjuice Potion Invoking Elderly Shrew

38184

Arabella Figg

SUNK

SAVE HAGRID FROM COMPLETE DISRESPECT!

Should Albus and Voldemort Epic Hurtle Against Goodness, Remember: Indomitable Determination From Rubeus and Olympe May Contribute Outstandingly to Master Potter’s Lasting Efforts To Eliminate Darkness. Indeed - Stalwart Rubeus' Enormous Strength and Power Ends Conflict Totally!

40047

Hagrid

DAVY JONES’S LOCKER

Dumbledore Aims at Voldemort. James’s Son Not Elected by Sibyll. Son of Longbottoms Chosen to Kill Evil Riddle.

81128

Harry, Neville

TABOULI

Torturing Acronyms By Opening Up Linguistic Intricacies

37614

General

TWINLAPDOGS

To Win INvulnerability, Lucius And Potions-master Deal Over Guarded Secrets

71975

Lucius, Snape

CIST

Competence Is Snape’s Trademark

39842

Snape

HEART OF PLATINUM

Hermione Equals Amicable Ron at Offering Friendship to Potter, Leaving Astounded Thinkers of Inequality Never Understanding its Magic

39359

Trio, Ron, Hermione, Harry

LIGHT RELIEF

Lockhart Is Genuinely Hilarious Territory: a Really Entertaining Loser, if Evil Fellow

27531

Lockhart

STATICSCAP

Sirius’s Trick Aimed to Instruct Callous Snape about Prejudice

33886

Snape, Sirius

HONDA

Happened to be Observed: Not Developed Adequately [characters]

36273

General

LOONIEST

League of Obsessed Nitpickers in Eastern-Seaboard Towns

28196

Fans

GANGS

Ginny and Neville: Great Sorcerers

37571

Ginny, Neville

CANON

MDDT

MAGIC DISHWASHER Defence Team

47820

Theory

LIPS

Lucius Is Personally Sexy

74519

Lucius

FOUL SLAVERY

Females Offer Unlimited Levity: Save Lily And Voldemort Eagerly Rewards You!

37370

Lily

I LUV SAILING OPS

Intelligent Lucius Undermines Voldemort: Secret Agenda Improves Lucius' Intense & Neverending Grasp Of Power & Superiority

45604

Lucius, Voldemort

MAGIC DISHWASHER

Mysterious Agendas Generate Interesting Conclusion: Dumbledore Is Secretely Hatching Ways to Assure Superiority for Harry in the Emerging Resolution

39751

Harry, Dumbledore

VAMPISH TRICKSTER

Voldemort’s A Mere Pawn In Snape’s Hands. The Really Iniquitous Crime King’s Snape - The Evil Reprobate!

38236

Voldemort, Snape

PACMAN

Perfectly Angelic Characters Make Awful Novels

34741

Theory

NUANCE

Neville’s Under a Nasty Cognitive Extraction

31885

Neville

SUNK

TNRAMCNTSHPBTAFASETUDWOIT

Toddler Neville Received A Memory Charm Not To Spare Him Pain, But To Allow For A Successful Escape That Ultimately Didn’t Work Out I’m Thinking

38797

Neville

SUNK

WHILST

Werewolves, Heredity Is Lupin’s Source of Trouble

31923

Remus Lupin

DARE DEVILS

Dear Arthur Ruthlessly Enslaved by Death Eater Villains to Instigate Lamentable Situations

45175

Arthur

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART

'We Only Look Feeble!' Ginny And Neville’s Gormless Act Masks Amoral Death-Eating Undercover Spying Mission, Operating Zealously Against Redoutable Trio

37628

Ginny, Neville

LAMBASTING

Love All Muggles Because Alienating Someone True Is Not Growth

34861

MALEVOLENCE

Malfoy’s Affluence Lends Effectiveness: Veiledly Opposes Longbottoms' Escaping Needless Cruciatus Effects

48316

Malfoys, Longbottoms

SLURP

Society for Lupin’s Unsullied Reputation Perpetuation

57900

Lupin

SOPE

Soap Opera Plot Extreme

37038

General

FIASCO

Fudge Is A Slytherin, Conceited and Obnoxious

36535

Fudge

HUMBLE PIE

How Umbridge Modernises Badness/Light Enquiries: Percy Is Evil

65122

Percy

CARP

Cyber-Action Role Playing

35601

General

WINDOW SILLS

Why I Never Doubted Our Wiley Snape Is Loving Lily Still

80732

LOLLIPOPS, Lily, Snape

SHINING

Sorting Hat Is Neither Innocent Nor Good

41228

Sorting Hat

ELGIN MARBLES

Excitable Love God’s Irresponsible Negligence over Marauder’s Affairs Results in Break-ups and Love-starved Educators Sorrowing

35683

SHIP, Snape

CHOP

Cranium of Headmaster On a Platter

47103

Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort

AFLOAT

SISSY COWARD

Sadistic Immature Severus Snape, Yellow Coward, Offensive with Absolutely Reproachable Demeanor

34749

Snape

CRAB

Cut Ron a Break

25575

Ron

POOR BABY NAPTIME

Pity Over Ownings, Ron Becomes Awful Bratty Youngster. Now Arises Problems - Temptations In Major Economics

51916

Ron

SUCCESS

Snape - Unfortunately Concussed - Couldn’t Ensure Stone’s Safety

36503

Snape

ANSWERS

Abandoned Naming Scheme: Weasley’s Enigmatic Ron a Seer

38229

Ron, Weasleys

SUNK

WANDS CRISS-CROSS

Weasleys Alphabetically Named Dead Son, Consequently Ron Is Seventh Son - Covert Recipient Of Second Sight

38254

Ron, Weasleys

SUNK

FUDGE FACTOR

Fudge - Underestimating Dementors' Gross Evil - Feared Acting, Choosing Temporizing Over Reform

35672

Fudge

SUNK

ROTWEILLER OF SWITCH

Remus Only Truly Transforms When Experiencing Intense Lunar Exposure, Rendering Our Friend Safe When It’s Totally Cloudy at Hogwarts

32709

Lupin

PASHMINAS

Prejudiced Against Snape, Harry Misinterprets Involvement in Noble Albus' Sacrifice

47124

Harry, Snape, Dumbledore

LIDS

Lupin Is Dead Sexy

32624

Lupin

NAGINI’S BANE

Neville and Ginny’s Incredible Native Intelligence Simmers Behind a Naive Exterior

37628

Neville and Ginny

CANON

KISS THIS DUCK

Karkaroff Is Suspiciously Solicitous Towards His Illustrious Student, Demonstrating Unsavory Cravings for Krum

34439

Karkaroff, Krum

BADD ANGST

Boundaries Always Drive Dumbledores' Actions: Now Go Stop Tom!

81068

MAGIC DISHWASHER, Dumbledore

SCRABBLE MATCH

Snape (Continually & Regularly) is Always Being Blamed, Loathing Errupts More And Then Catches Harry

45654

Snape, Harry

DARTH SNAPE

Dark Angry Resentful Totally Human Severus — Normal Angst is Plenty Enough

37436

Snape

FOLDEROL

Fleur’s Our Lady: Discerning Exceptional Reserved Ornamental and Loving

28511

Fleur

AFLOAT

CoMC

Care of Magical Creatures

n/a

General

VICTIM

Very Interesting Character Trampled by an Ignorant Ministry

45552

MoM, Arthur

LIGHTNING

Longbottoms Incharge - Get Hit with Torture - Neville Is Not Grateful

43345

Neville, Harry

ELVIRA

Evil Lestrange Villainess Is Replacing Arabella

39067

Mrs. Lestrange, Arabella Figg

SUNK

FIDEDIGNO

Fudge Is Definitely an Evil-Doer—​It’s Generally Not Obvious

35657

Fudge

SUNK

DESIST

Daintiness Enthusiasts: Small Is Sensational Too!

31552

Flitwick

SOIL HOCKEY

Sirius Obtains Information at Lupin’s Hand. Old Crowd Klatches Entire Year.

41592

Sirius

FINE

Fudge Is Not Evil

65063

Fudge

CANON

GILBERT

Good Innocent Ludo Bagman Earns Readers' Trust

34184

Bagman

HARD SHIPWRECK

Harry And Ron Don’t Ship: Heroic Impulse Permits Winning, but Rather Expectedly it Causes a Killing Sacrifice

37528

Harry, Ron, SHIPs

AFLOAT, halfway

SOPHISTICATED

Society Opposing Plots Hackneyed Insipid Sentimental, Trafficking In Cliches And Too Easily Decipherable

37370

General

JOBS SUCK, BUT HOW ELSE DOES ONE LIVE?

James Once Befriended Snape, Snape’s Unfortunate Curiousity Killed Buddiness Until Tournament because Harry Overcame Wrath. Evil!Lupin Simply Erroneous and Dumbledore’s Overarching Eternal Scheme Ought Not Engineer Losing Innocence to Voldemort’s Extinction.

39952

Lupin, MAGIC DISHWASHER, Snape, Dumbledore, Sirius, James

SUNK

KITTENS & RAINBOWS

Key Is The Transferred Essence Now Seeking Reunion. Affection Is Not Beyond Obsessive Wicked Sorcerer

79691

Harry, Voldemort

SUNK

IRRITANT

Indiscreet Rubeus Represents Irresponsibility, Teacherly Abandon and Needless Tippling

34147

Hagrid

AS STARS

Alchemical Symbolism. Supporting Timetravel And Riddles’s Origin Suppositioners

71096

Harry, Voldemort.

FLOPSIE

FLeur’s Obviously a Pretentious Snob, Irritating Everyone

28493

Fleur

SWAN SONG

Snape’s Wife: A Nagging Shrew Or Nasty Gorgon

35759

Snape

H/H

Harry/Hermione SHIP

n/a

General

GARBAGE SCOW

Gibberish, Altogether Redundant Blather And Gobbledegook Everywhere! Superfluous Can(n)on Obtains Welcome

40188

general

PERSIL AUTOMATIC

Possibility Exists: Real Shack Interpretation: Lupin Agent Uses Temerarious Orders Managing to Abscond Terrorist Informant Coward

51925

MAGIC DISHWASHER, Lupin, Shrieking Shack

HEAD IN SAND

Hypocritical Effete Asinine Dolt Is Nefarious Servant, Actually Nursing Darkness

35742

Fudge

CANON

PRESSURE COOKER

Presented with Remus' Evil Snape’s Somewhat Unhinged, Refuses Explanations, Confronts Outrageously Overt Killers, Embarrassment Results.

45348

Snape, Lupin

DAFT SHAMELESS SHOW

Dementor Ancestry Facilitates Trevor’s Soul-Harbouring Absent-Mindedness Evoking Lamentably Evil Spying Scheme Seeking Harry’s Overthrow Wickedly

37812

Trevor, Neville

SUNK

MARATHON SWIMMER’S EYELIDS

Moonlight Attracts Remus And Transforms Him - Overcoming Nitpicky Suggestions Which Insinuate Miswriting - Maybe Even Rallying Smitten Enthusiasts Yelling Exultantly 'Lupin Is Dead Sexy!'

32709

Lupin

SNOT

Snape the Nasty Odious Twit

49057

Snape, Harry

VIM

Voldemort Is Misunderstood

38308

Voldemort

ELKINS AVENGED

Enthralled Longbottoms Know the INside Secret: the Ability to Vanquish the ENemy is Guarded in the Elusive Department

130838, 130839, 130840 & 130843

Neville/Longbottoms

SIN

Snape Is Nice

70700

Snape

FLARES

FLeur Appreciation and REcognition Society

28490

Fleur

JKR

Joanne Kathleen Rowling

n/a

Canon

TAGS

Tabouli’s Acronym-Generation Service

32909

Fans

GANG WARS

Ginny And Neville - Great Wizards - Always Remain Secretive

37571

Neville, Ginny

CANON

IMPISH LLAMA DRAPE

Impoverished Molly’s Parenting Isn’t So Harsh! Lousy Lunches and Maroon Apparel Don’t Render a Parent Evil

36045

Weasleys

REDHEAD ALWAYS

Ron Equals Dumbledore: Headmaster Evades Armageddon Disguised As Legendary Wizard And Yesterday’s Savior

53354

Dumbledore, Ron

SUNK

FLYING HEDGEHOG

Fearful League Yabbering 'Innocent Narratives Generally Harbour Enemies, Death-eaters, Grim Henchmen or Gangsters'

36235

Fans

SIAMESE CAT

Snape Is Assuredly Most Ever So Evil. Coming: Another Twist

11960 (OT)

Snape

VICE SQUAD

Voldemort is an Improbable Caricature of Evil who Seems Quaint and Unsophisticated instead of Authentically Demonic

33715

Voldemort

TMTMNBN

The Movie That Must Not Be Named

n/a

Movie

SIRIUS BLACK

Snape Is Right - Intelligent Unchecked Students Behave Like Anarchists Causing Killings

35284

Sirius, Snape

BLAMELESS

Bitten Lonely and Maligned — Exonerate Lupin’s Exemplary Sorrowing Soul!

34239

Lupin

HOPE SHE’S ILL WITH REGRET

Helga’s Opportunity Passed and Everyone Says Harry’s Entourage Shouldn’t Include Longbottom Loser, but Wretched Incompetent Tot Holds Resounding and Everlasting Greatness Regarding Evil’s Tumble.

40004

Neville

CANON (mostly)

SIDS

Sirius Is Dead Sexy

Sirius

SECOND FLAMINGO

Snape Eternally Covets Ogleworthy Norris' Damsel Form - Like Argus: Mrs 'Inaccessible' Norris Generates Obsession!

36422

Snape, Filch, Mrs Norris, SHIP

PS

Philosopher’s Stone - Harry Potter and the (Book 1, UK)

n/a

Canon

SHAM BACHELOR

Snape Has A Missus - But Always Conceals Her Existence - Lowering Overt Risk

35759

Snape

VANQUISHED

Voldemort Aggressively Nullifed Quirrell’s Undeniable Intelligence and Skill: He’s Erroneously Dismissed

32986

Voldemort

BASIC SPYING

Bagman’s Affable Stupidity Is Concealing Someone Perverted Young Into Nefarious Goals

34239

Bagman

FOPF

Fans of Padfoot

n/a

Sirius

DEW DROP

Dumbledore’s Extraordinary Watch Draws Reconnaissance On Potter

46414

Dumbledore, Harry

SUNK

FISH FINGERS

Fudge’s Incompetent Spinelessness Hides Foul Intentions Governing Every Regressive Step

35699

Fudge

CANON

NEW LABOUR- CONSERVATIVE

Nefarious Evil Wizard Likes Appeasing Bad Old Unmentionable Ruler. Cack-handed Official Not Simply Erring Randomly: Versatile Actor Truly Is Voldemort’s Employee

35717

Fudge

SUNK

CUPID’S QUAFFLE

Cruelly Undermining Proud Infatuated Damsel, Sirius Quickened Underage Awkward Feminist Florence’s Lapse into Evil

36167

Sirius, Florence, SHIP

SUNK

CoS

Chamber of Secrets - Harry Potter and the (Book 2)

n/a

General

MALFOY

Machiavellian Alliances Let Fudge Optimize? Yipes!

35813

Fudge

SUNK

FAT CHANCE AT BALL

Fred and Twin Concoct Harry’s Abhorrent Note, Causing Everyone’s Attention Towards Blusher As Loving Longingly

45042

Twins, Ginny

SUNK (TLC interview)

SNAP

Snape is Not A Psycho

Snape

LOLLIPOPS

Love of Lily Left Ire Polluting Our Poor Severus

32909

Snape, Lily, SHIP

CANON

ELF TABBY

Enough Love For Two! Alliance for Benevolent Bigamist Yearnings

36422

Florence, Snape, Filch, Mrs Norris, SHIP

SUNK

SLAP THE BITCH HARD, STUPID

Snape Learns About Prophecy, Then He, Emboldened, Begins Itching to Covertly Help Horcrux Acquisition, Remaining Deviously Set Toward Usurption of Power, Intending Domination

135459

Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort, Prophecy

SENTIMENTAL CRAP

Slytherins Expect Nasty Treatment In Most Environments, Need Teaching About Loyalty Courage Rationality and Patience.

38464

Slytherins

BARKEEP

Brother Aberforth Really Keep Eyes Excellently Peeled

86688

Aberforth

HIT RIDDLE

Hidden Internal Tendencies, Reveals Iccle Duddy’s Desperate Lustful Emotions

71953

Dudley

SUNK

WARPS

Writing A Revised Parody Scene

21068 OTC

General

OoP

Order of the Phoenix - Harry Potter and the (Book 5)

32709

Canon

DARRIN, GET A LIFE DUDE

Decoding Anagram Riddle Requires Imagination, Never-ending Gumption and Enormous Tankards of Amber Lager Imbibed. Friends and Enemies Don’t Underestimate Darrin’s Eagerness.

40571

General

LAW CAMERA

Lovable Arthur Weasley Controlled And Manipulated by Evil Riddle Anagram

45174

Arthur

MCHAPPYMEAL

Multiple Campus Hogwarts Augments Population, Purporting Youngsters Might Enter Alternatively Located Schools

43356

Hogwarts

FIE ON GOODNESS

Fudge Is Evil: One Nasty Guy Opposes Old Dumbledore, Nixes Even Severus Snape

35653

Fudge

SUNK

ENSLAVEMENT

Elves Need Slavery Lest Aggression and Violence Erupt, Making Extinction Near Threat

37112

House Elves

SUNK

REDEMPTION

Real Evil Depends on Emotional Mental and Physical Torture to Instill Orderly Notions

36807

general

RL

Real Life

n/a

General

SNAPECLIFF

Swarthy Nursling Abuses Potter jr. Enraged he Caused Lily’s Immolation, will Fester Forever

38198

Snape

PIE

Percy. Is. Evil

64923

Percy

BELA LUGOSI

Bat — Ever Loyal And Loving, Understands Guidance, Obeys Severus' Instructions

37770

Snape

OSTRICH

Ornamental Stubborn Toady Reigns Incompetently, Catalysis for Horror

35742

Fudge

CANON

FADED SCARF

Florence Afraid. Death Eater Disciple Snape Courts Assassins, Rejects Family

70871

Florence

TNT

Third Nott Theory

50243

Nott, Fourth Man

SICK LANGOSTINO WOMAN

Supported In Canon - Kids Love A Naughty Game Of Squid-dich! Tentacles Inspire Nightly Oddities, Weasley Offspring iMagines Aquatic Nuptials

75309

Ginny, Squid

REST

Reading for Entertainment Style and intenT

23415

Theory

IDIOT

Is Dumbledore Infinitely Omniscient? Tremendously!

33300

Dumbledore

SUNK

RAPIST

Refusing All Propaganda from Inveterate Shipping Termagants

37614

SHIP

UP JAB (SIC)

Ugly Potter James Awful Bully (Snapes Innocence Crucified)

66046

Snape, James

OBHWF

One Big Happy Weasley Family

Ha/G He/R SHIPs

CUPID’S BLUDGER

Contrary to Unrequited Passion Infelicitously Devouring Severus, Black’s Love of Unknown Damsel Gets Expected Response

35144

Sirius, SHIP, Snape

SWEET MARY JESUS AND JOSEPH!

Severus Wants Evil Eradicated Totally, but Most Appropriate Result: Young Jerk Stops Undermining Severus' Ambition, Nearly Destroying James' Outstanding Sacrifice to Enable Powerful Harry.

39983

Snape

CONNIVING CHICK’S REVENGE

Crazy Overlord Notices Nice Innocent Victim In Noxious Grief. Chides Her Into Choosing Killing, Serving Ruthless Evil Voldemort’s Especial Need to Get Even

43242

Cho

WANTON MORASS OF TOSH

Weasleys Alphabetically Named Third Omitted Nipper - Making Our Ron A Seventh Son - Outstripping Fellows Through Oracular Secrets Harboured

38236

Ron, Weasleys

SUNK

ESE

Ever So Evil (secretly)

n/a

general

VITTLES

Voldemort Is Trounced Through Love, Ending Series

34509

Voldemort

CANON

What the HELL

What the Hey - Everybody Loves Lupin

26538

Lupin

FIDELIUS

Fleur Is Definitely Enchanting Laddies, If Unflatteringly Snooty

34154

Fleur

RATS BE DISEASES

Removing A Tail Shouldn’t Be Enough: Dudley Is Still Enpigged After Spell-Enduced Shapeshift

45604

Dudley

AUTUMN ASTERISK

An Unauthorised Tranfiguration Unites Mrs Norris And Snape, The Eventual Result Is Sassy Kitten

37754

Snape, Mrs Norris

SUNK

GOLFBALL

Goblin or Leprechaun? Flitwick’s Blood: A Littleness Legacy

31552

Flitwich

CANON (per interview)

TWO BRAVE HARBOURS

They Win Overall but Ron and Voldemort’s Enemy - Harry - Avoid Romance Because of Ultimate Regrettable Sacrifice

37541

Ron, Harry, SHIPs

MAGIC TUMBLE DRYER

Meticulous Analysis Generates Interesting Conclusion: Themes Underlying Magical Books Lead Evil Doing Readers to Yield to Ecclesiastic Righteousness

129541

Harry

SCARF

Snape Chases Ambitions, Rejects Family

70601

Snape

SUNLIGHT ULTRA

Snape Undercover Needs Lupin In Getting Harry To Give Life-debt To Restrict Adversary

52129

MAGIC DISHWASHER, Snape, Lupin

PACMAN

Politically Appalling Cultures Make Appealing Novels

38731

Theory

MWPP

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs

32709

Potterverse, Lupin, Pettigrew, Sirius, James

CANON

GoF

Goblet of Fire - Harry Potter and the (Book 4)

n/a

Canon

GORE

Group of Remus Enthusiasts

28173

Lupin

LOON

League of Obsessed Nitpickers

16078

Fans

PERFECT TARGET

Percy Errs Regarding Fudge, Expect Contact from Tom To be Attempted Regardless of Good or Evil Traits

67125

Percy

TOAD SNEAKILY HELPS

Trevor Ordinarily Accompanies Death-eater-Savaged Neville Everywhere And Keeps Inspiring Lugubrious Youth’s Hopes, Embodying Longbottom Parents' Souls

65122

Neville, Trevor

AK

Avada Kedavra

n/a

General

GREY UNDERPANTS

Ghastly Remembrances Expose Yesteryear Unhappiness, Notable Discomforting Example Reflecting Parental Acrimony, Neglect: Trouserless Severus

68048

Snape

UGANDA

Underappreciated Ginny and Neville Develop Amazingly

37573

Ginny, Neville

CANON

HPFGU

Hedgehogs Prefer Firs — Great and Useful

34622

general

HELP AND LACERATE

Harry Exercises Lily’s Posthumous Adoration, Neutralising Dark Lord, A Commencement Event Repeated At The End

34509

Voldemort, Harry, Lily

SUNK

ACID POPS

Alas, Cissy Is Despondent, Perhaps Obsessively Passionate Severus

138742

Snape, Narcissa, Unbreakable Vow

H/R

Hermoine/Ron SHIP

n/a

General

THE FIRST-MEMORY FRIEND

Taking Harry Extremely Fast Into Really Secure and Trustable Mother, Embracing Molly who Opts to Receive the Youngster. Friendship Resulting Interpretates Evanescing Nuisant Day

42568

Harry, Molly

SSHARP OWW

Salazar Slytherin Heaves Absolute Racial Purity

103326

Slytherin

IDIOM

Is Dumbledore Infinitely Omniscient? Momentously!

33300

Dumbledore

SUNK

FLABBERGASTED

Florence - Loved and Abandoned by Black - Becomes EnRaged, Goes After Severus, Turns Evil Deatheater

35453

Sirius, Florence, Snape

SUNK

THE SHRIEKING SHACK

Teacher’s Hard Exterior Shrouds Heart-Rendered Interior, Even Kindness If Nobody’s Gazing: Snape Has a Cute Kitten

37704

Snape

(SHH) JAM TAKES BIBS

(Squib Harry Hated) James Allowed Marvolo To Avada Kedavra Evans’s Son But It Backfired Severely

107977

James, Lily

SUNK

FITD

Farmer In The Dell

n/a

SHIP

SUNK

BALDERDASH

Boy As Lord Denies Every Reasonable Determination About Scrupulous Harry

57761

Harry, Voldemort

XENOTRANSPLANT

Xing ENOugh Topics to Rail Against Non-Surgical Postulates Laypersons And Non Techies

45683

Dudley

HUMBLE PIPE

How Umbridge Modernises Badness/Light Enquiries: Percy Is Potentially Evil

66017

Percy

FADE

Florence: A Death Eater?

70701

Florence, Snape

SILK SHIRTS

Snape Is Likeable - Kinda. Seriously Has Issues Regarding Time in School.

49078

Snape

CANON

SIAMESE VIRUS

Snape Is Already Mysterious Enough, So Extra Vampiricism Is Rendered Unquestionably Superfluous

35698

Snape

MAGIC

Magnificent Acronym-Generating Intelligent Computer

38236

General

SILK GOWNS

Suspiciously Insane Longbottoms, the Key is the Gum Or Wrappers that Neville Saves

77145

Neville, Longbottoms

VIAGRA

Voldemort Is A Genie Running Amok

38184

Voldemort

MATCHING ARMCHAIR

Marooned at the Court Hearing, Ill-fated Neville Got a Reverse Memory Charm - Hatching Amnesia-Invoking Results

31903

Neville

SUNK

IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

n/a

General

SPINO

Squib — Petunia Is Not One

32092

Dursleys

SAD DENIAL

Sirius' Awful Death Didn’t End Neatly: It’s A Lie!

63582

Sirius

METAMORPHOSIS

Mere Evil Troubled Awareness, Motivating Our Racked Principled anti-Hero Onward, Seeking Integrity and Solution

35555

Snape

SUNK

MARATHON SWIM

Moonlight Attracts Remus and Transforms Him, Overcoming Nitpicky Suggestions Which Insinuate Miswriting

32709

Lupin

ANTIDISTESTABLISH- MENTARIANISM

About Neville (Teenager in Distress in Snape’s Educational Snare—​Terribly Absentminded Boy)'s Lackadaisical Intellect: Severely Horrible Memory Enhancement Necessary Tool Assisting Rehabilitation Initiative = Absolute Nightmare-Inducing Spotty Memory

31905

Neville

SUNK

MoM

Ministry of Magic

n/a

Potterverse

SLOPPY READING

Slytherin-Lovers - Over Protecting Prideful Youngsters - Redefine Evil, Asserting Dumbledore Is No Good

38468

Slytherin, Readers

IGNORED

Inevitably - Ginny + Neville’s Opposition = Riddle’s Evil Destroyed

37614

Ginny, Neville

SAGA FAKED

Seamus And George And Fred KillEd David

General

GOLD SIEVE

Great Overlord Lies Dormant: Snape Is Evil, Very Evil

38179

Snape

WW

Wizarding World

n/a

Potterverse

OVERCHARGING POWERMONGER

Once Voldemort’s Exorcised Reprehensible Childhood He’ll Alter Radically, Growing Into Nagini’s Guardian Protector Of Women Evil-Renouncing Orphan Nurturer, Gently Entering Retirement

38308

Voldemort

USA

LA

New Orleans

Josh Leinwar

Stncold223

USA

MA

Revere

Witchwanda2002

witchwanda2002

USA

CA

Torrance

Karen

famsle369

USA

OR

Portland

k.g.

free_lunch_club

UK

Lancashire

Manchester

Amy

the_weasel_wizard

USA

MD

Baltimore

Oona Smith Sr.

srsiriusblack

USA

VT

Burlington

Noel Lapointe

nlpnt

UK

London

Catriona Davey

hyria

France

Nanterre

Charlotte Lonc

les_ombres_brillent

USA

OH

Creston

Heather Hettick

hettick1

USA

NM

Albuquerque

Kristin L. Cozart

Alyeskakc

USA

IL

Belleville

Stephanie Rosenstengel (SAM)

sam2sar

Netherlands

Nijmegen

MissNorbert von Ridgeback

wim.fok

UK

London

Alix Petty

bel_imperia

USA

NY

Albany

Nichole

CreyenteX

USA

FL

Tampa

Sarah Greenhawt

saraheg2107

USA

VA

Alexandria

Amy Gourley

amlygo

USA

MI

Detroit

Ebony Elizabeth Thomas

ebonyink

USA

MI

Detroit

Lynn Ellyn

ellyn337

Canada

BC

New Westminster

Elena Green

elena.v.green

USA

NY

Mahopa

Meg Rose

Harry4Ginny

USA

CA (Central)

Porterville

Jennifer Piersol

jenp_97

USA

AZ

Mesa

Laraine Correll

lacorrell26

UK

Hertfordshire

London

Holly Simpson

hollydaze

Australia

Melbourne

Tabouli

tabouli

USA

MI

Ann Arbor

Susan McGee

Schlobin

USA

FL

Jacksonville

Jacqui

jasonjacqui

UK

London

Neil Ward (Flying Ford Anglia)

neilward

USA

NY