1)  "I'm over here, Hermione, under the invisibility cloak," whispered Harry, transparently. (Jim Flanagan)
 
  2) "Meow!" said Cruikshanks, catagorically. (Jim Flanagan)

  3) "Do you like my new dress robes?" asked Fleur, figuratively. (Jim Flanagan)

  4) "You must put the lacewings in *before* the axolotl, Longbottom!" Snape said  explosively. (Jim Flanagan)

  5) "Avada, uh... how does that go again?" said Goyle, cursorily. (Jim Flanagan)

  6) "I've lost my finger!" cried Pettigrew, pointlessly. (with apologies to Elizabeth Shaffer) (Jim Flanagan)

  7) "Allow me to introduce myself; I am Madam Maxime," she said, broadly. (Jim Flanagan)

  8) "Want to play a game of chess?" asked Ron, ponderously. ("pawnderously"). (Jim Flanagan)

  9) "Welcome to the Knight Bus," said Stan, conductively. (Jim Flanagan)

10) "Oh, no! I've forgotten my colour-coded revisions!" said Hermione, listlessly. (Jim Flanagan)

11) "That @#$%! poltergeist!" Filch swore, peevishly. (Jim Flanagan)

12) "Mine was sixteen inches, solid oak," stated Hagrid, erectly. (Jim Flanagan)

13) "Someone's stolen all the games from the Common Room," cried Fred and George, Cluelessly. (Jim Flanagan)

14) "You must breathe in the medicated vapours as deeply as possible," said Madam Pomfrey, inspirationally. (Jim Flanagan)

15) "Please concentrate all your attention on this pocket watch..." Professor Trelawney intoned, hypnotically. (Jim Flanagan)

16) "Welcome to my humble stall," said Myrtle, commodiously. (Jim Flanagan)

17) "I've just fallen through the screen door," said Harry in a strained voice. (Sister Mary Lunatic)

18) "Lupin showed me how to take care of Dementors," Harry said, patronizingly. (Jim Flanagan)

19) "My parents wanted to use muggle dentistry to fix my teeth," Hermione said, bracingly.(Jim Flanagan)

20) "I'm not speaking to you!" Ron said, silently.(Jim Flanagan)

21) "All Griffindors line up over here for your Ritalin!" Madam Pomfrey ADDed, attentively.(Jim Flanagan)

22) "Drop your wands!" Moody ordered, disarmingly.(Jim Flanagan)

23) "Hi! We're Fred and George Weasley," the twins said, duplicitously.(Jim Flanagan)

24) "The car's falling 'cause the transmission's blown", said Ron automatically. (NLPNT)

25) "The test's TODAY!? I thought it was tomorrow! Where's that Time- Turner!?", said Hermione lackadaisically. (NLPNT)

26) "We do seem to run through them, don't we?" pondered Dumbledore dadaistically. (Amy Z)

27) "I'll fix your injuries, Harry," said Lockhart disarmingly. (Caius Marcius)

28) "I think I left my watch on Tom Riddle's tombstone," said Harry cryptically. (Caius Marcius)

29) "Did you hear the one about the 4000-lb German wizard?" asked Karkaroff Teutonically. (Caius Marcius)

30) "Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty, Peeves teased hauntingly." (Doreen_Iowa)

31) "The mirror in the Boy's dorm always seems sad," Harry thought reflectively. (Morsus Crustum. as corrected by Jim Flanagon)

32) Yours Retentively, etc. Anal P. Lardbottom, Department of Canonical Swifties (Jim Flanagan, as pointed out by Pigwidgeon)

33) "That Potter boy is really starting to get on my nerves!" said Voldemort in a harried voice. (Sister Mary Lunatic)

34) "Ron has beaten me at chess," complained Hermione, (k)nightly. (Pigwidgeon)

35) "The damned candle blew out", muttered Draco, darkly. (Morsus Crustum)

36) "I'm going to tell on you!" said Peeves, transparently. (Neil) 

37) "Hold that thought!" said Dumbledore, pensively. (Neil) 

38) "Ooops. My head is hanging off again," said Nearly Headless Nick, severely. (Neil) 

39) "That's right, my parents are both dentists," said Hermione, incisively. (Neil) 

40) "I work for Grunnings, the drill manufacturer," said Vernon, boringly. (Neil) 

41) "That broom's not up to much," said Draco, sweepingly. (Neil) 

42) "Please remember the rules of netiquette!" said Flying Ford Anglia, exhaustively. (Neil) 

43) "Sirius's letter says that a she-dog has moved in with him," Harry said, animatedly. (Jim Flanagan)

44) "First years, please come this way," said McGonagall, unidirectionally. (Jim Flanagan)

45) "Who's the weirdo in the turban sitting up front?" asked Ron, querulously. (Jim Flanagan)

46) "I got to visit Viktor in Bulgaria for three weeks last summer... It was   wonderful!" said Hermione, expectantly.(Jim Flanagan)

47) "I've read ALL the Harry Potter books," said John literally.(John Walton)

48) "I really do like Celine Dion," said John, dragging out a dress.(John Walton)

49) "I'm so happy! Harry and Draco are getting married!" Ron gaily cried.(John Walton)

50) "What's this piece of wood up my nose?" the Troll asked snottily.(John Walton) 

51) "A Pensieve, Harry, analyses one particular point in time," said Dumbledore,
    momentously.(John Walton)

52) "I think I tried one too many Cheering Charms," Hermione said ODiously.(John Walton)

53) "It's not red, it's auburn," Ron told his younger sister gingerly.(John

54) "Now, open your books," said Professor Flitwick shortly.(John Walton)
     Walton)

55) "What have you done to me?!" Aunt Marge screamed inflatedly.(John Walton)

56) "You're not my father!" Harry yelled to James illegitimately.(John Walton)

57) "It's not MY fault I'm clever," Hermione said to Ron smartly.(John Walton)

58) "These Chocolate Frogs are great," Harry said candidly.(John Walton)

59) "Advanced Vampirical Protection devices are often Christian in origin,"
    Hermione said crossly.(John Walton)

60) "Oh, no, somebody's killing all the thespians around here!" Lavender said
    didactically.(John Walton)

61) "Whew, this Stilton is a bit smelly," Ron said maturely.(John Walton)

62) "They don't do decapitations like they used to," Nearly-Headless Nick said
     to McNair, sharply.(John Walton)

63) "Modern witchcraft is a *form* of Paganism," Harry said wiccedly.(John Walton)

64) "Er, wee, juh par luh frogsay tray bean," Hagrid said fluently.(John Walton)

65) "Guess I forgot that Time-Turner again," Hermione said belatedly.(John Walton)

66) "Wow, I've got a great godfather," said Harry seriously.(John Walton)

67) "No, Ron, you can't go out with a first-year," Harry said immaturely.(John  Walton)


68) "This is the girls bathroom!" shouted Moaning Myrtle loosely.(Doreen)

69) "Vernon, dear, it's teatime," Petunia said cozily.(Doreen)

70) "Oh, dear! However will I keep an eye on the neighbors on this tiny island?" Petunia asked defenselessly.(Doreen)

71) "You're a parselmouth!" yelled Ron hysterically.(Doreen)

72) "I set a boa constrictor free," explained Harry, zoologically.(Doreen)

73) "He is the headmaster at Hogwarts," Hagrid explained dumbly, but adoringly. (Doreen)

74) "It's not as though I really wanted to join the hunt," said Nearly Headless Nick, sinuously.(Doreen)

75) "Gryffindor!" shouted the Sorting Hat, decidedly.(Doreen)

76) "New students," said the Fat Friar, reverently.(Doreen)

77) "No, Mr. Olivander, I don't use the pieces," Hagrid replied wantonly.(Doreen)

78) "What do ethnicity and religion have to do with it?" Draco asked waspishly.(John Walton)

79) "Oh, look, it's the Parachuting Mediwizards," Harry said paradoxically. (John Walton)

80) "I have conquered Rome and all its territory!" You-Know-Who yelled
empirically.(John Walton)

81) "This train takes AGES," Ron said inexpressively.(John Walton)

82) "No, there's nobody in this room tonight," said Tom the Leaky Cauldron owner
vacantly.(John Walton)

83) "Uh...right," said Goyle unintelligibly.(John Walton)

84) "Eet ees not my fault I am a giant," Madame Maxime said ambiguously.(John Walton)

85) "No, Hermione, it can't be mine," Viktor said inconceivably.(John Walton)

86) "Sorry, Seamus, I'm saving myself," Lavender said impenetrably.(John Walton)

87) "Just leave me alone, Helga," badgered Salazar Slitherin.(Teek)

88) "Oh, the ghoul lives up on the very top floor," explained Ron loftily.(Teek)

89) "Your fireplace is too dusty, Arthur." said Amos Diggory's head,grate-ingly
     (Teek)

90) "I hope his cauldron bottom rots through" said Harry, acidly.(Wotan)

91) "Vigilance is the key," said Moody constantly.(Caius Marcius)

92) "You will die an early tragic death, young Harry," said Trelawney, 
predictably.(Caius Marcius)

93) "I'll do whatever it takes to restore Voldemort to power," said 
Wormtail handily.(Caius Marcius)

94) "Prof. Snape, I'm having a problem with my cauldron again," said
Neville meltingly.(Caius Marcius)

95) "Can you guess what kind of animal I can turn into?" asked Sirius
    fetchingly.(Caius Marcius)

96) "What kind of animal did my father become?" asked Harry endearingly.(Caius  
    Marcius)

97) "Just what kind of effect does this basilisk have upon people?" asked 
    Pomfrey stonily.(Caius Marcius)

98) "Your dark **WHAT** has come back again?" cried Snape remarkably.(Caius 
    Marcius)
99) "I now know how to win the first Triwizard task," said Harry sweepingly
    (Caius Marcius)

100) "Time to take my Polyjuice Potion again!" said Crouch Jr. moodily.(Sam)

101) "We have to make Polyjuice Potion!" sayd Hermione, most potently.(Sam)

102) "You'll never guess what sort of Animagus I am," said McGonagall 
cattily.(Sam)
 
103) "Hey, Harry, why don't you let some light into the room," Ron said
certainly. (Yes, that's it, make the soft "c" into a hard "c"...)(John Walton)

104) "My new bunny slippers feel wonderful," said Neville sensationally.(Trina)

105) "I'll be there in a second," said Harry briefly.(Trina)

106) "That was fast," said Ron fleetingly.(Trina)

107) "Potter catches the Snitch!" shouted Lee Jordan winningly.(Trina)

108) "Only 39 presents?" whined Dudley piggishly.(Trina)

109) "Why, they're Cornish pixies," said Lockhart sprightly.(Trina)

110) "How do you like my new robes, Minerva?" asked Severus silkily.(Trina)

111) "Let me out of here!" Hedwig hooted cagily.(Parker)

112) As Daniel Radcliff and Richard Harris were walking to the cinema  cafeteria, "There might still be some of that pudding left, Dan," said Dick, spottedly.(Doreen)
 
113) "Fawkes donated two feathers for two special wands," said Mr. Olivander moultingly.(Doreen)

114) "We always watch Malfoy's back!" Crabbe and Goyle chimed guardedly.(Doreen)
 
115) "You've forgotten the magic word, Dudley," Harry said pleasingly.(Doreen)
 
116) "What's the password today?" asked the Fat Lady, passively.(Doreen)
 
117) "Ah, 'Gadding with Ghouls!' said Gilderoy gayly(Doreen)

118) "What do you mean, a bit of whoever we're changing into?" Ron asked,   
 crabbily.(note: changed from choppily to cuttingly to crabbily)(Doreen)

119) "Regrowing bones is a nasty business," sighed Madam Pomfrey, DioxiNucleicAcidly. (BTW DAN is an anagram of DNA, but that is crawling way too far out on the limb here... no pun intended)(Doreen)
 
120) "Someone's tampered with this Bludger!" bawled Fred, antagonistically.(Doreen)
 
121) "Dobby can only be freed if his masters present him with clothes, sir," explained Dobby, materialistically.(Doreen)
 
122) "But I'm a Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat wouldn't have put me here if I had Slytherin blood", Harry thought, sanguinarily.(Doreen)

123) "Tom who?" asked Hermione, swiftly.(Wotan)

124) "I'll sit on him" said Hagrid, crushingly.(Wotan)

125) "Hagrid sat on me" said Draco, flatly.(Wotan)

126) "Lumos" said Hermione, lightly.(Wotan)

127) "What's a labyrinth?" asked Ron, amazingly.(Wotan)

128) "Of course there are fish in the lake" said Hermione, carpingly.(Wotan)

129) "It's the best house" puffed Hannah Abbott, huffily.(Wotan)

130) "Harry's not stupid" said Hermione, brightly.(Wotan)

131) "Oh, I can tell" trilled Professor Trelawney, divinely.(Wotan)

132) "I'll tell you what to say" said Hermione, promptly.(Wotan)

133) "Is that you Peeves?" asked Ginny, faintly.(Wotan)

134) "It's a broom handle" said Ron, woodenly.(Wotan)

135) "Watch out for Norbert's breath" exclaimed Hagrid, hotly.(Wotan)

136) "Harry come and help me untangle this" said Ginny, teasingly.(Wotan)

137) "Professor Sprout will know about herbs" declared Neville, sagely.(Wotan)

138) "Crabbe and Goyle just follow him around" whispered Hermione, 
     sheepishly.(Wotan)

139) "I love Chocolate Frogs" sighed Ginny, sweetly.(Wotan)

140) "Stab it Harry!" shrieked Hermione, piercingly.(Wotan)

141) "Wait'll you hear what happened between Draco and Moody," said Ron, 
     bouncily.(Caius Marcius)

142) "How did that Dementor get on our train?" asked Harry, faintly.(Caius  
      Marcius) 

143) "His name's Crookshanks," said Hermione gingerly.(Scott)

144) The shades came out of Voldemort's wand one by one. "We'll stay just 
     long enough to let you get away," said his father hazily.(Scott)

145) "I didn't kill your parents Harry," said Sirius seriouly.(Scott)

146) "Oh, but these socks are all wrong, they match!" Said Dobby 
      mismatchedly.(Scott)

147) "The Ghost up rising of 1467 was the worst..." drolled Prof. Binns 
      deadly.(Scott)

148) "Actually, I couldn't fit my quidditch boxers under these leather 
      pants," said Draco, briefly.(Teek)

149) "Right, then, Harry ----- ready to try your incantation on a Dementor?"  Lupin asked, patronizingly.(Doreen)
 
150) "I wonder what flavor this Bertie Botts is?" asked Ron, tastefully.(Doreen)
 
151) "I think that new prefect is Snape's pet," Malfoy complained perseveringly.(Doreen)
 
152) "You'd better take that cat out of here," said Ron, scabrously.  
 
153) "I have been crystal gazing, Headmaster," said Professor Trelawney,   clearly.(Doreen)
 
154) "Let me draw you up a chair," Dumbledore said airily.(Doreen)
 
155) "If you must know, Minerva, I have seen that poor Professor Lupin will not be with us for very long," she said wearily.(Doreen)
 
156) "Merry --- hic ---Christmas! Password?" the Fat Lady asked tipsily.(Doreen)
 
157) "What's under a dementor's hood," Harry asked covertly.(Doreen)
 
158) "I don't think anyone should ride on that broom just yet," cried Hermione, splinteringly.(Doreen)
 
159) "Have you ever been tempted to post to the wrong list, just to see if you can get away with it?" Doreen asked immoderately.(Doreen)
 
160) "Go!" cried Ron, gamely.(Wotan)

161) "What sort of dog?" asked Harry, grimly.(Wotan)

162) "I know how to get a phoenix feather," Ginny said pluckily.(Wotan)

163) "It's a ship" said Hermione lovingly.(Wotan)

164) "Where is Scabbers?" asked Ron, rattily.(Wotan)

165) "Try this wand," Mr Ollivander said sparkily.(Wotan)

166) "And what's wrong with my hair?" intoned Snape, greasily.(Wotan)

167) "Don't be scared Gin, it's just a maggot," Harry said gently.(Wotan)

168) "What do you think of the suit?" asked Hagrid loudly.(Wotan)

169) "Harry, it's just a quiz" said Hermione testily.(Wotan)

170) "I heard about the new cooker, I understand it's backless" said Ben, 
      saucily.(Ben)

171) "Come here, Mikey.  There's a good little goat, come to daddy," 
      Aberforth said, capriciously.(Jim Flanagan)

172) "In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous," said Professor 
      Vector, operettically. (apologies to G&S)(Jim Flanagan)

173) "...you are going into a deep,deep sleep..." intoned Professor 
      Trelawney, ethereally.(Jim Flanagan)

174) "Father tells me that the new DADA teacher is a woman...and she's 
      Greek!" Malfoy sneered, Xenaphobically.(Jim Flanagan)

175) "...flesh of the servant, freely given..." said Pettigrew, 
      offhandedly.(Jim Flanagan)

176) "All the Malfoys have been left-handed," said Draco, Sinisterly.(Jim       
      Flanagan)

177) "What does 'Vol-de-mort' mean in French?" Ron asked Hermione, 
      flightily.(Jim Flanagan)

178) "*I* already have a date for the Ball," Hermione informed Ron, 
      Victoriously.(Jim Flanagan)

179) "My, Dudley, how you've grown!" exclaimed Aunt Marge, fatuously.(Jim   
      Flanagan)

180) "'I am Lord Voldemort,'" is that supposed to be some kind of Riddle, 
       Tom?" Harry asked, backwardly.(Jim Flanagan)

181) "There's two of us, that makes us a 'semifour,'" said Fred and 
      George, signally.(Jim Flanagan)

182) "I understand that it is getting overpopulated at the bottom of the 
      lake," Hermione, said, mercifully.(Jim Flanagan)

183) "Oł est Madame Maxime?" Fleur inquired, Frankly.(Jim Flanagan)

184) "I'm sorry, Ron, we couldn't get the store to extend our tab, so we 
      had to buy you second-hand dress robes," said Mrs Weasley, 
      incredulously.(Jim Flanagan)

185) "That organization of Hermione's is a load of rubbish," Ron said 
      disputably.(Amy Z)

186) "We have to feed the Skrewts every seven days," moaned Ginny weakly.(Wotan)

187) "What do you mean hooked?" asked Snape nosily.(Wotan)

188) "Welcome to the Chamber of Secrets," sneered Riddle archly.(Wotan)

189) "Wormtail, lend a hand" said Voldemort cuttingly.(Wotan)

190) "I see" said Moody obliquely.(Wotan)

191) "Harry, flowers!" beamed Hermione rosily.(Wotan)

192) "A cross between a man and a what?" rasped Ron hoarsely.(Wotan)

193) "And what's wrong with my jokes" said Snape unwittingly.(Wotan)

194) "How about a marquee for the champions?" asked Bagman tentatively.(Wotan)

195) "I *will* transfigure," snarled Sirius doggedly.(Wotan)

196) And a terrible attempt at a 'Shakespearean' one -
     "A little touch of Harry in the night" sighed Ginny Will-ingly.(Wotan)

197) "What happens when people are splynched?" asked Harry, half-heartedly.   
      (Naama)

198) "Oh... dear...., Ron's... hex... baaackfiiiiireedddd...." said Harry,
sluggishly.(Naama)

199) "What's that dragon doing to Harry?", fumed Ron.(Naama)

200) At the faculty/alumni luncheon:"I haven't eaten in over 500 years, " said 
     Nick tastelessly.(Foxmoth)

201) "I'm very fond of Harry," Myrtle said, flushingly.(Foxmoth)

202) "I don't care for toilet humor, " said Sir Patrick headlessly.(Foxmoth)

203) "Care for some tripe?" asked Minerva cattily.(Foxmoth)

204) "Certainly, it's so savory," said Trelawney sibilantly.(Foxmoth)

205) "I prefer stuffing," said Dumbledore sagely.(Foxmoth)

206) "The future looks grim," said Sirius blackly.(Foxmoth)

207) "Not like the good old days," said Lupin moonily.(Foxmoth)

208) "Several students have missed their exams," said Snape detestably.(Foxmoth)

209) "There's birds nesting in the chimneys," said Filch, changing the 
      subject swiftly.(Foxmoth)

210) "         " said Hermione blankly.(Wotan)

211) "Hey big boy, wanna go up to my place and do something...off-topic?" 
      asked the lady, chatterly.(Jim Flanagan)

212) "Hey, Peeves, wanna go up to my place and do something...off-topic?" 
      asked the Fat Lady, chatterly.(Doreen, with apologies to Jim Flanagan)

213) "I'm very fond of Harry," Myrtle said, flushingly.(Rena)

214) "We need an army," said Dumbledore forcefully.(Wotan)
   
215) "Fred! Not Dungbombs," Hermione said sniffily.(Wotan)
   
216) "What do Veela want?" asked Ron manfully.(Wotan)
   
217) "Let that be a lesson Aunt Marge," Harry said expansively.(Wotan)

218)  And another silly one - "R olev gsvn ylgs," said Hermione cryptically.
      (Wotan)
219) "Oh, I would never dream of assuming I know all Hogwarts' secrets,Igor,"
      said Dumbledore knowingly.(Doreen)

220) "I invented the Worry Stone," Stouffer claimed, groundlessly.(Doreen)
 
221) "I created the Larry & Lilly names," Stouffer stated ignominiously.(Doreen)

222) "I defeated Voldemort seven days ago," said Harry, weakly.(Hamster)

223) "Okay, so it's addictive. But I can give it up anytime I want," said 
      Wotan, NOingly.(Wotan)

224) "If you are 45 and I am 54, then we are the same age," Doreen told Wotan,
      dyslexically.(Doreen)

225) "His name's Crookshanks," said Hermione gingerly.(Scott)

226)  As the shades came out of Voldemort's wand one by one, "We'll stay just 
      long enough to let you get away," said his father hazily.(Scott)

227) "I didn't kill your parents Harry," said Sirius seriouly.(Scott)

228) "Oh, but these socks are all wrong, they match!" Said Dobby 
     mismatchedly.(Scott)

229) "The Ghost up rising of 1467 was the worst..." drolled Prof. Binns 
      deadly.(Scott)

230) "Seize him! SIEZE HIM!" shouted Voldemort, occipitally.(Doreen)
 
231) "All right there, Scarhead?" yelled Malfoy, jaggedly.(Doreen)
 
232) "I knew it! I knew it!" yelled Hermione, as she looked through the  binoculars, short-sightedly.(Doreen)
 
233) "Someone's fixed the Bludger to go after Harry," cried George, stalkingly. (Doreen)
 
235) "Get the snitch or die trying," Wood told Harry, ultimately.(Doreen)
 
236) "This crytal ball is dirty," whined Trelawney, unpredictably.(Doreen)
 
237) "What is this piece of parchment?" Snape asked Harry, uninformatively.(Doreen)
 
238) "I just can't go on like this," Professor Sprout sighed, herbicidally.(Doreen)
 
239) "I think I will pop into my favorite cafe and jot down some ideas," mused JKR, potterly.(Doreen)