You might be a Harry Potter fanatic if...


from Tcy:
...you think your HP printer is named for our favorite wizard.
...you named your children Hermione and Severus.
...you asked the store clerk for change and expected it in knuts.
...you wave your arms and say in a commanding voice "Scourgify" and are baffled when the dishes are still unclean.
...you say "accio remote" when you loose your TV remote.

from Kathryn Cawte:
... You're standing in line at Burger King and you notice that their breakfast comes with HP sauce and your first thought is *not* to do with condiments .

from Dave Witley:

...you refer to your boss as Vernon
...you call your customers (or suppliers) muggles
...you refer to your country's leader as 'that Fudge' (or Voldemort)
...when someone mentions a news item you say 'but that's just what Rita Skeeter says'
...you say 'Swish and flick' every time you use the remote
...you offer your children's guests the cupboard under the stairs to stay in
...when driving, you reckon that if you just accelerate through that gap, weave between the telegraph pole and the Give Way sign, and do a 90 degree turn into the gap in the hedge you can grab the Snitch before the berk in a Merc.