An Administrative filk
to the tune of Go See Cal.
If your well of canon knowledge has run dry,
it makes no sense to curse or wonder why,
just hie thee to the group
where the topics are all moot,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
When you don't care if Hermione's going to swoon
for Ron or Harry, Snape, or Neville's broom --
don't simper, sigh or pout,
just pour some Guinness Stout;
you're ready for a bout
of OT-Chat.
If Narnia is the place you wish to be,
and Hogwarts' many minions you would flee;
there's a group where you can linger
safe from listmom's middle finger:
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
Have topical discussions petered out?
Come and argue -- and let your keyboard shout:
whether Sauron's mighty orcs
would beat Lord Voldy's dorks,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
Has good ship R/H sunk into the sea,
and you need to find a *drier* place to be?
It's cozy, safe and warm here,
and no moderators storm here,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
When "Goblet" starts to bore you all to tears,
and "Phoenix" isn't due for several years,
grab a pumpkin juice and snacks,
put your feet up and relax --
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
You'd have to stage a military coup
just to post a fav'rite recipe or two:
the listmom's mighty quick,
she'll delete 'em with a click,
so post your "spotted dick"
on OT-Chat.