Double Tom Swifties are two sentences, back-to-back, each a Swiftie in itself, and each sentence somehow linked to the other. 1) "I'd like to work at Azkaban," Goyle said dementedly. "Me too - and I'm smarter than Goyle" said Crabbe thickly.(Wotan) ---------- 2) "He will always be poor" drawled Draco richly. "But I love him" croaked Hermione, wheezingly.hmm(Wotan) ----------- 3) "What happening to Fawkes?" cried Harry ashenly. "That's just natural with a Phoenix," replied Dumbledore fierily(Caius Marcius) ------------ 4) "Did you hear about Lupin's decision?" asked Ron, resignedly. "And just when he was going to teach us how to stop Boggarts from changing their shape," sighed Harry shiftlessly.(Caius Marcius) ------------ 5) "I don't think much of Gryffindor's sword" said Draco bluntly. "Sharp enough to deal with you" said Hermione pointedly.(Wotan) ------------ 6) "Buckbeak won't throw me will he?" asked Hermione shyly. "You can put your arms around me," said Harry touchingly.(Wotan)