Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

By Colin

 

A/N: This is my first filk, so please don’t flame…I have no idea why Draco is Spanish and suddenly worships Harry, but I could picture this music video so vividly I had to do it. Enjoy…

 

Draco (dressed in a white leisure suit and sombrero, strumming a ukulele; in a strange, garbled voice):

Harry Potter is my hero!

 

Hermione, Cho and Ginny:

Give it to me Harry!

Neville, Seamus and Dean:

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Repeat 2x

 

Harry:

And all the witches say I’m pretty fly for a white guy!

 

*Music*

 

Draco:

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro cinco cinco seis!

 

Ron:

Ya know it’s kinda hard just to get along today

Harry Potter’s cool but he’s humble anyway

He may not have a girlfriend and he may not have a clue

But you can always count on him to beat up You-Know-Who!

 

All (except Harry):

So don’t debate…poor Potter’s fate!

You know he’ll always end up winnin’ anyway

On the battlefield…he’ll keep it real!

He’ll find a way…He’ll find a way!

If you’re filled with hate just like Professor Snape

At least you know you can always jump in Hogwarts’ lake!

The world hates Slytherins so

Hey! Hey! Jump in Hogwarts’ lake!

 

Hermione, Cho and Ginny:

Give it to me Harry!

Neville, Seamus and Dean:

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Repeat 2x

 

Harry:

And all the witches say I’m pretty fly for a white guy!

 

Ron:

He needs a cool broom

And a great one, he is told

When his Nimbus bit the dust

Then he got a Firebolt!

 

Now cruisin’ down in Hogsmeade

He sees wizards as he pass

But if they see his scar

Then they’ll line up to kiss his ass!

 

All (except Harry):

So don’t debate…poor Potter’s fate!

You know he’ll always end up winning anyway

On the battlefield…he’ll keep it real

He’ll find a way…he’ll find a way

If you’re filled with hate just like Professor Snape

At least you know you can always jump in Hogwarts’ lake

The world hates Slytherins so

Hey! Hey! Jump in Hogwarts’ lake!

 

Ron:

Now he’s fighting Voldemort, yeah

He’s gettin’ it done

Hit him with a spell

Then he thought he’d better run!

 

Friends say he takes it too hard

And he’s really earned a break

He’s always off battling

With that stupid snake!

 

Hermione, Cho, and Ginny:

Give it to me Harry!

Neville, Seamus, and Dean:

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Repeat 2x

 

Draco:

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro cinco cinco seis!

 

All (Except Harry):

So don’t debate…poor Potter’s fate!

You know he’ll always end up winning anyway

On the battlefield…he’ll keep it real

He’ll find a way…he’ll find a way

If you’re filled with hate just like Professor Snape

At least you know you can always jump in Hogwarts’ lake

The world hates Slytherins, oh!

The world hates Slytherins so

Let’s get rid of Slytherins and

Hey! Hey! Jump in Hogwarts’ lake!

Author’s note: Ha! Wow, that was stupid. Oh, well, maybe some strange person out there liked it anyway. By the way, I don’t hate Slytherins (it rhymed, that's all ^_^), this song doesn’t make sense, and I will probably never write a filk again.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and the song “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” belongs to The Offspring. I guess that’s it…