Pretty Fly (For A White
Guy)
By Colin
A/N: This is my first
filk, so please don’t flame…I have no idea why Draco is Spanish and suddenly
worships Harry, but I could picture this music video so vividly I had to do it.
Enjoy…
Draco (dressed in a white
leisure suit and sombrero, strumming a ukulele; in a strange, garbled voice):
Harry Potter is my hero!
Hermione, Cho and Ginny:
Give it to me Harry!
Neville, Seamus and Dean:
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Harry:
And all the witches say
I’m pretty fly for a white guy!
*Music*
Draco:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
cinco cinco seis!
Ron:
Ya know it’s kinda hard
just to get along today
Harry Potter’s cool but
he’s humble anyway
He may not have a
girlfriend and he may not have a clue
But you can always count
on him to beat up You-Know-Who!
All (except Harry):
So don’t debate…poor
Potter’s fate!
You know he’ll always end
up winnin’ anyway
On the battlefield…he’ll
keep it real!
He’ll find a way…He’ll
find a way!
If you’re filled with hate
just like Professor Snape
At least you know you can
always jump in Hogwarts’ lake!
The world hates Slytherins
so
Hey! Hey! Jump in
Hogwarts’ lake!
Hermione, Cho and Ginny:
Give it to me Harry!
Neville, Seamus and Dean:
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Harry:
And all the witches say
I’m pretty fly for a white guy!
Ron:
He needs a cool broom
And a great one, he is
told
When his Nimbus bit the
dust
Then he got a Firebolt!
Now cruisin’ down in
Hogsmeade
He sees wizards as he pass
But if they see his scar
Then they’ll line up to
kiss his ass!
All (except Harry):
So don’t debate…poor
Potter’s fate!
You know he’ll always end
up winning anyway
On the battlefield…he’ll
keep it real
He’ll find a way…he’ll
find a way
If you’re filled with hate
just like Professor Snape
At least you know you can
always jump in Hogwarts’ lake
The world hates Slytherins
so
Hey! Hey! Jump in
Hogwarts’ lake!
Ron:
Now he’s fighting
Voldemort, yeah
He’s gettin’ it done
Hit him with a spell
Then he thought he’d
better run!
Friends say he takes it
too hard
And he’s really earned a
break
He’s always off battling
With that stupid snake!
Hermione, Cho, and Ginny:
Give it to me Harry!
Neville, Seamus, and Dean:
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Draco:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
cinco cinco seis!
All (Except Harry):
So don’t debate…poor
Potter’s fate!
You know he’ll always end
up winning anyway
On the battlefield…he’ll
keep it real
He’ll find a way…he’ll
find a way
If you’re filled with hate
just like Professor Snape
At least you know you can
always jump in Hogwarts’ lake
The world hates
Slytherins, oh!
The world hates Slytherins
so
Let’s get rid of
Slytherins and
Hey! Hey! Jump in
Hogwarts’ lake!
Author’s note: Ha! Wow,
that was stupid. Oh, well, maybe some strange person out there liked it
anyway. By the way, I don’t hate Slytherins (it rhymed, that's all ^_^), this song
doesn’t make sense, and I will probably never write a filk again.
Disclaimer: All characters
belong to J.K. Rowling, and the song “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” belongs to
The Offspring. I guess that’s it…