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Chat Client - http://messenger.yahoo.com/messenger/download/beta/index.html owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (Gurgle Penguins) elvenwren enters elvenwren leaves elvenwren enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Hello owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. insanus_scottus enters elvenwren says, hello insanus_scottus says, Hi € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Hi Scoot insanus_scottus says, Hi Simon? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Yes, even if I can't spell your name! insanus_scottus says, That's ok. insanus_scottus says, It's rather early for the chat but I thought I insanus_scottus says, Hmmm, I think I'll come back later...bye for now. insanus_scottus leaves owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (Glomping schnoogles) Your buddy kittycat_562001 is on pager elvenwren is away (Auto-Away) keithfras enters keithfras says, Evenin' all! keithfras says, Tum-te-tum.... keithfras taps fingers *** You have exceeded the maximum length of a message. Try typing something shorter. gypsycaine is back. gypsycaine is lurking keithfras says, Hello? gypsycaine is the tape recorder. keithfras says, Oh well, I'll go and write for a bit. gypsycaine says, hi keith. gypsycaine says, gypsycaine says, sorry. gypsycaine says, working in another window. owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, reading in another window keithfras says, Guess I came in a bit early! gypsycaine says, I'm not going to be here in body, but I will be in icon! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, then will be working gypsycaine says, that's ok. keithfras goes off to work on GtVS prequel gypsycaine says, I logged in at 1:46. keithfras says, 1.46 where? gypsycaine goes back to club-reading. gypsycaine says, EDT. Your buddy ancientstarchild has gone off pager gypsycaine says, (I think it's D in the summer..hmmm) keithfras is away (busy) Your buddy kittycat_562001 has gone off pager selah_1977 enters selah_1977 leaves maud_moody enters Your buddy ancientstarchild is on pager quill_and_feather enters quill_and_feather says, Hello Everyone! maud_moody says, Awfully quiet in here, isn't it? quill_and_feather says, It apears to be, but it'll pick up in about thirty minutes... maud_moody says, That's right. I always think it starts at 2 p.m. EST instead of 3 p.m. keithfras is back. slytherin_daughter enters quill_and_feather says, Sometimes it's confusing, because there is always someone here early, so your not sure when it starts sometimes keithfras says, Hi! Sometimes it does start early, but this doesn't seem to be one of those days. quill_and_feather says, This is true.. keithfras says, Mae govannen, Emily! maud_moody says, No... Rita isn't even here yet. quill_and_feather says, Hello Em!!!!!!! keithfras says, Or whoever you are today. slytherin_daughter says, Hi, everyone! owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (Auto-Away) maud_moody says, Are you in a better mood this week? slytherin_daughter says, one might say that. keithfras wasn't here last week keithfras says, What was up? slytherin_daughter says, Easter. Easter bites. maud_moody says, Well, two weeks ago Dai was in a foul temper, and last week Em was annoyed with life in general. So who's going to be surly this week? keithfras wishes the person upstairs would stop tapping their (&*))&%^%(%^ floor! slytherin_daughter says, how lewd. keithfras says, ??? maud_moody just moved out of an apartment and sympathizes with Keith quill_and_feather says, Not me. I went shoping yesturday...so I've still got that nice glow of spent money about me... gypsycaine is away (Auto-Away) maud_moody says, "glow of spent money"... hee. We quill_and_feather says, We have drunken abusive people living upstairs from me. maud_moody says, (oops) we're spending money like crazy on this new house, but I wouldn't say I'm "glowing" about it! slytherin_daughter says, tapping, Keith. Use your imagination. keithfras says, Well, I Internet-shopped yesterday...bought the three Dungeons & Dragons 3rd edition core rulebooks quill_and_feather says, Their both alchoholics, but the guy beats her all the time. It kindaa sucks....I hate the upstairs neighbours. maud_moody says, I suppose the police are there all the time too? quill_and_feather says, no, everytime the show up, they pretend nothing happened, so they've stopped coming... owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ owlfriend_of_hedwig The list of chatter aliases is to be found at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/files/%20chatterlist.html keithfras says, I'm in a typical college dorm...annoying neighbours come home at ungodly hours of the night and start having an impromptu party. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, go join in keith owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. keithfras says, And there was a guy last term who walked up and down the corridor for like an hour talking on his mobile phone keithfras says, Not at 1 am thanks, Simon. slytherin_daughter says, Loud parties at Oxford? Huh. One would not expect such things. maud_moody says, Thanks, Simon. I really need to bookmark that URL. keithfras isn't a party animal quill_and_feather says, While I love parties, I don't love them at three in the morn when I'm trying to sleep...so I feel for you... elvenwren is back. keithfras says, Does this mean the chat has started? Am I once again going to get no writing done? slytherin_daughter says, very possible keithfras says, Oh well.... keithfras is writing a prequel to Ginny the Vampire Slayer slytherin_daughter says, Oh, that reminds me... slytherin_daughter says, Keith, the HPFWA was talking about you just before Easter. I was going to tell you last Sunday, but you weren't here. keithfras says, Ooh, what were they saying? Am I a talentless hack? keithfras is nervous slytherin_daughter says, Someone brought up crossovers, and then *you* came up, and they all decided that you wrote "delightful" ones, and that you were "such a nice bloke" keithfras says, OK, I'm not a talentless hack then. Phew slytherin_daughter says, Not at all. quill_and_feather says, Can I ask a silly question? What's the HPFWA? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, you aren't? keithfras says, Harry Potter Fanfic Writers' Association keithfras says, Judge for yourself, Simon slytherin_daughter says, AKA the anti Cassandra and Lori club keithfras says, I was going to mention that, but some people don't like the HPFWA being stereotyped as Cass and Lori haters slytherin_daughter says, yes, well... quill_and_feather is away (on the phone) keithfras says, Has Al sent you the thirty million dollars yet, Emily? keithfras says, CosI haven't got it. keithfras says, € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, can I have some? slytherin_daughter says, Sadly, no. keithfras says, Ask Al. He sued Nancy Stouffer for $1 billion. slytherin_daughter says, And then decided that she was hot. slytherin_daughter grins keithfras says, We were going to buy Pitcairn Island.... slytherin_daughter says, I guess we'll have to find another way to elope slytherin_daughter sighs keithfras says, D'oh. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, who's eloping? keithfras points at Emily and self € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, keithfras says, Read the transcript from 2 weeks ago.... slytherin_daughter says, We're having a steamy virtual affair, didn't you know? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I have too many other things to do keithfras says, Or did the recorder get kicked out and not get that bit? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, reading transcripts takes too much time keithfras says, I've a feeling they did. slytherin_daughter says, (about as steamy as left-over mashed potatos, but still...) slytherin_daughter says, Nah, it's still in there. keithfras says, Anyway, yes, Emily and I were schnoogling much in the chat two weeks ago. slytherin_daughter beams at Keith keithfras says, Though we didn't go the way of Dai and Sinead (thank goodness) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, was this shortly after I had wandered through? keithfras says, Or should that be 'what a pity'? keithfras says, Ummmm.....not sure elvenwren says, I'm not sure if I want to meet Dai and Sinead now.. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I seem to remember somehting going on and then I ran away € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, they are fine € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, just leave before it gets too late (i.e. about 5 hours time) keithfras says, They're just schnooglemaniacs. slytherin_daughter says, Nothing wrong with that, though. keithfras says, 5 hrs time is 1 in the morning.... elvenwren says, That's your opinion. keithfras says, Fight! Fight! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, whose opinion? elvenwren says, Emily's.. slytherin_daughter says, A person can be a schnooglemaniac and not be a bad person. elvenwren says, Actually. .I don't really mind myself.+ maud_moody says, Going WAY back now, where does one find the HPFWA? slytherin_daughter says, www.yahoogroups.com/group/hpfwa slytherin_daughter says, (duh) keithfras says, It might not have been a yahoogroup. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, but they are not accepting new memebrs? maud_moody says, Well, not all societies have Yahoo!Groups. Some of them just have web pages. slytherin_daughter says, Membership hath come to a grinding halt. maud_moody says, Oh, I don't necessarily want to be a member, I just thought I'd check 'em out. keithfras says, Anyone know if Cass is coming this evening? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and to join the waiting list you have to send them messages slytherin_daughter says, She popped in briefly last week... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, can';t check anything out cos it is all on memebrs only € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, she sent a message to pou about an hour ago, so maybe keithfras says, Good...I wanted to ask something about DS. keithfras says, As well as say how great DS14 was. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, own uo. Who put the semi colon in my sentence above? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and the o instead of teh p above? keithfras says, The Typo Goblin. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and mistyped the? gypsycaine is back. gypsycaine says, (daemon, daemon.... gypsycaine says, not goblin) gypsycaine says, it's typo-daemon. slytherin_daughter sighs keithfras says, Oh, right. keithfras says, Wassup? maud_moody says, Keith: me too. I loved the beginning of DS14 like crazy, and I was one of the people complaining it was too Buffyverse. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, dوmon gypsycaine says, just sat at the puter to find the Beacon's homepage. maud_moody says, Or was that DS15? slytherin_daughter says, Argh gypsycaine says, my paper is awol. maud_moody says, Simon: showoff! :) keithfras says, DS15 hasn't come out yet maud_moody says, Oh, then it must be 14. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, always! slytherin_daughter says, however, it looks like DS15 on ff.net € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, ff.net is wrong for cassie's chap numners maud_moody says, Ah! That's where the confusion came in. keithfras says, I was going to ask about something Buffy-related, in fact. The DS world has a hell, like Buffy - does it have a heaven? In fact, does Buffy have a heaven? (Don't think so) maud_moody says, Simon: what's a "numner"? maud_moody says, Keith: I doubt it. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, like a number, but different! keithfras says, Ah yes, that's right. One of the ff.net chapters is a chapter list. slytherin_daughter says, a hell without a heaven....now that is depressing. maud_moody says, Sounds like Philip Pullman to me. keithfras says, Yeah, I know. Anyone seen the very first episode of Buffy, where Giles explains things? gypsycaine goes back to lurking after locating the complaint number. quill_and_feather is back. quill_and_feather says, Grrr..... slytherin_daughter says, .....and there is a sudden lull in conversation.... keithfras considers going to write some more before it gets busy quill_and_feather says, That was a depressing phone call... slytherin_daughter says, everything seems to be depressing. slytherin_daughter says, And I wasn't going to be sad today. Damn. keithfras says, Life's depressing. slytherin_daughter says, you know what? It really is. quill_and_feather says, Well, my step dad and mother are getting a divorce after 20 years...and my Mums moved in with another guy.. keithfras says, But don't let it get you down. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, exams are depressing keithfras says, You just heard that? Owch. slytherin_daughter says, Friday was the fifth aniversary of my father's death. slytherin_daughter says, take *that*. I can top you on the depressing scale. keithfras considers the relative merits of schnoogling and chocolate as anti-depressants slytherin_daughter coughs slytherin_daughter says, I thing that schnoogling is better... slytherin_daughter says, *think *** You have exceeded the maximum length of a message. Try typing something shorter. keithfras dies of surprise gypsycaine returns to afk-dom. slytherin_daughter sticks tongue out at Keith gypsycaine is away (not at my desk) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, quill_and_feather says, Well, I found out yesturday, but they've both been phoning constantly for comfort... keithfras says, "No-one can be told what a schnoogle is - you have to experience it for yourself." slytherin_daughter says, How profound keithfras says, Not € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, he is quoting? alyeskakc enters keithfras says, Quoting myself, I adapted the infamous line from the Matrix owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ elvenwren is away (Auto-Away) keithfras says, Mae govannen alyeskakc! slytherin_daughter wonders what that means keithfras says, Elen sila lumenn omentielvo. alyeskakc says, hello all € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hello maud_moody says, My depressing information is that I left the baby in the backyard because his father said he'd watch him, and when I came out he was halfway up the drive with a mouth full of mud and rocks. Very healthy. keithfras says, That was two of the three Elvish phrases I know. They mean 'well met' and 'a star shines on the hour of our meeting'. slytherin_daughter says, Oooh. Nifty maud_moody says, And of course now he's filthy from head to foot. I can only conclude that this is some meaning of the word "watching" of which I was previously unaware. alyeskakc says, That's interesting. keithfras can't think of anything particularly depressing, except maybe the extra piece of work I discovered I'd forgot about keithfras says, *forgotten slytherin_daughter thinks that Keith has a very nice life Your buddy katerinaugusta is on pager keithfras says, On the positive side, I managed not to completely screw up writing the minutes of the OURPGSoc commitee meeting on Friday, and I got my Dungeons and Dragons group set up. alyeskakc says, so what is everyone talking about today? I'm trying to procrasitnate as long as I can. keithfras says, But I do have 50+ termcards for another society to deliver, and I don't have the list of all the people who need to get one. Urgh. insanus_scottus enters insanus_scottus says, Hi € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, wb scoot keithfras says, We're talking about how awful our lives are, which is usually the province of myself and Sue. keithfras says, Mae govannen! alyeskakc says, hello. slytherin_daughter says, per cortesia maud_moody thinkI have a really good life, actually. insanus_scottus says, Ah, actually I don't think my life is all that terrible, but I could try... keithfras says, 'It's a Wonderful life', brought to you by HP4GU.... slytherin_daughter says, My life doesn't suck as much as I think it does. I think. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, mine isn't terrible, just have to revise for exams Your buddy katerinaugusta has gone off pager keithfras says, Why might it suck, Emily? slytherin_daughter says, Clarence! I want to live again!... Huh? Oh, sucking? Well, I have a long list of reasons.... keithfras says, Let's hear 'em. alyeskakc says, Well I don't think my life is as awlful as I make it out to be sometimes. keithfras says, And then maybe we can start talking about Harry Potter, shock horror. insanus_scottus says, Exams? Argh! I have a comprehensives on Tuesday and exams aren't for another few weeks. quill_and_feather leaves reanna20 enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, mine aren't for a few weks keithfras says, One leaves, one enters.... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, just need to do some work owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ slytherin_daughter says, For starters, I'm moving across the country in a month, to a place I've only been once. Which in turn means that I'll be leaving everyone I've ever known behind. My mother is probably remarring - my father's best friend. Plus, my quasi-cyber boyfriend has left me. There. Prozac, anyone? keithfras says, I have Prelims later this term..argh. insanus_scottus says, Did everyone know today's Earth Day?!?! insanus_scottus says, anyway maud_moody says, Em: agh. I'm sorry. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, prelims are a piece of p*ss keithfras says, Eeesh.... That sounds pretty awful. slytherin_daughter says, Well. You know. keithfras hopes 'quasi-cyber-boyfriend' isn't him insanus_scottus says, Things'll get better, hopefully. slytherin_daughter says, it is. But that's fine. keithfras says, If it isn't, I'll pop over with my big sword and ask why....oh. keithfras schnoogles it better alyeskakc says, where are you moving to? slytherin_daughter sighs and schnoogles Keith. slytherin_daughter says, Massechucetts. slytherin_daughter says, Or however you spell that. keithfras says, Here we go...move along people, nothing to see here! keithfras says, slytherin_daughter says, insanus_scottus says, Where are you now? keithfras says, Sue lives in MA, doesn't she? alyeskakc says, I have a hard time saying so forget about speeling it. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, keith threatens to get his big one out! alyeskakc says, see i can't type either. keithfras hits Simon with a salmon € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, slytherin_daughter giggles insanus_scottus says, I think so. Isn't Sinead in MA, too? keithfras says, Yeah, Boston. slytherin_daughter says, yes and yes quill_and_feather enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig throws a trout at keith keithfras says, Welcome back! keithfras says, Fishfight! slytherin_daughter says, Tunas make great weapons.... keithfras drops a squid on Simon's head quill_and_feather says, grrr...I hate computers...I just got thrown off of chat for some reason....grrrrr... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, that is playing dirty keith keithfras says, It does that sometimes keithfras says, Oh, sorry. Fish only? quill_and_feather leaves € owlfriend_of_hedwig introduces keith to the gaint squid of hogwarts alyeskakc says, yeah, but swordfish make a better weapon. keithfras draws a swordfish and goes en garde quill_and_feather enters slytherin_daughter says, you're all crazier than I am slytherin_daughter says, € owlfriend_of_hedwig draws an albatros and points it at keith maud_moody says, Not tonight, I have a haddock. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I know em keithfras turns a nuclear missile into a sperm whale which promptly falls on Simon's head slytherin_daughter says, isn't an albatros a bird? alyeskakc says, oh that's just bad. maud_moody says, Albatross!! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I was never any good at biology slytherin_daughter says, I'm sure it is... quill_and_feather says, yes m'am it is! keithfras says, You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with.....a herring! slytherin_daughter says, Ni! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, normally the albatross is glomping, but not tonight keithfras says, Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.... quill_and_feather says, Ni? keithfras says, Monty Python. quill_and_feather says, Ah, as in "We are the nights who say..."? insanus_scottus Yahoo!s loudly. keithfras turns another missile into a bowl of Petunias insanus_scottus says, Huh? slytherin_daughter says, Which brings us to the motto of this chat: Always look on the bright side of you life quill_and_feather says, It may be corny, but it's true... mrs_snape enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and if not the bright side then at least the mad side keithfras says, This five minutes of insanity was brought to you by United Fisheries. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hello mrs_snape says, Huh, weird insanus_scottus says, It could always be erm...fisher mrs_snape says, Hello! keithfras says, Mae govannen! alyeskakc says, and now for something completely different quill_and_feather says, Hello! groovyproginoskes enters mrs_snape says, I just was in the CheetaChat room and there was absolutely noone! insanus_scottus says, Dinah? insanus_scottus says, Hi maud_moody says, Now *there's* an alias. keithfras says, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.... mrs_snape says, Yep, me! maud_moody says, Hi, Dinah! owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles mrs_snape. keithfras says, I thought this was the Cheeta chat room mrs_snape says, *I sleep all night and I work all day* slytherin_daughter says, Nobody expects the spanish inquisition... maud_moody says, Come see the violence inherent in the system! owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ keithfras says, Biggles! Fetch....THE COMFY CHAIR! quill_and_feather says, Hi Dinah!!!! ::Runs up and hugs her lots:: mrs_snape says, Hey Keith, just read GtVS 5 - creepy, but it rocks!! keithfras says, Woohoo! Thanks, I'm working on a prequel to GtVS mrs_snape says, Hey Jamieson *hugs back* slytherin_daughter leaves slytherin_daughter enters quill_and_feather says, Yay! Hugs rock! maud_moody says, Better than chocolate bunnies, Jamieson? keithfras says, I actually have the window open (was working on it while chat was slow) but then things hotted up! groovyproginoskes leaves mrs_snape says, Jamieson, I still have two of those!!! keithfras says, Yahoo being evil, Emily? maud_moody says, Well, who was that? keithfras schnoogles Emily quill_and_feather says, ....Yes......damn chocolate bunnies... SIGH! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i am not sure slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith maud_moody says, Cool alias, though. mrs_snape says, Aren't we in a perky mood today! <g> slytherin_daughter says, Just switching chats keithfras says, Ah, right. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and have lost the ability to capatilise letters mrs_snape says, Have to test how the cheetachat thing is working up - Saitaina was sitting there all alone mrs_snape says, Strange thing mrs_snape leaves quill_and_feather says, Wow. Not a lot of people here at three, huh?... reanna20 is away (Auto-Away) insanus_scottus says, Yahoo hates me...I always use Cheeta. keithfras says, Quite a lot. Ten. alyeskakc says, aol is the epitome of evil. quill_and_feather says, So...heres a question for you all...which person in your life do you feel would make a good Harry Potter character? reanna20 is back. insanus_scottus says, Hmmm maud_moody says, I should get back to worJamieson: good one! Um... let me think. keithfras says, We talked for three hours or something with only half a dozen people 2 weeks ago. maud_moody says, (oops, didn't delete all of that last bit) mrs_snape enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, wb mrs_snape says, Okay, i have now officially given up on CC slytherin_daughter says, There really should be more people in here... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, wrong room number my dear insanus_scottus says, I'm thinking Jamieson....I did see Ron the other day. Your buddy catlady_de_los_angeles is on pager keithfras says, Well, I know a guy and two girls (friends) who look a bit like Ron, Harry and Hermione. keithfras says, Female Hermione. quill_and_feather says, You'd think there would be... Your buddy catlady_de_los_angeles has gone off pager mrs_snape says, As long as i can do this :x :P I really don't care quill_and_feather says, more people I mean... keithfras says, I mean female Harry! keithfras says, Gah! groovyproginoskes enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, yopu need room number grp*g.2176166:1 insanus_scottus says, I mean I saw someone who looked like Ron that is keithfras says, And 'Ron' and 'Hermione' are going out....hehe maud_moody says, I'm Hermionish, only twice her age. mrs_snape says, The cubicle dust-sweeper/cleaning guy in the fac. last week looked like a Weasley slytherin_daughter says, I met the Muggle version of Lucius the other day... keithfras says, I'm Hermionish, only male and 18 quill_and_feather says, Okay, they don't have to look like them. But, in their own element, who do you think in your lifewould make a good character..? My friend Karen would make a good one...she's very eccentric... mrs_snape says, I think I stared at him quite rudely while he was busy with his broom... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, just the same thenkeith maud_moody says, Do you have frizzy hair? slytherin_daughter says, I'm Ginnyish...And a few years older... keithfras says, Hmm... keithfras likes Ginny insanus_scottus says, And I have a friend who looks like Ginny...of course she's more interesting than a bar of soap and couldn't be the actual Ginny... slytherin_daughter said the right thing keithfras says, insanus_scottus says, Just Kidding. Ginny's not my favourite... insanus_scottus says, I'm H/H € owlfriend_of_hedwig glares at Scott insanus_scottus says, hehehe mrs_snape says, I know a weird Snape/Percy crossover, just with more personal issues... slytherin_daughter says, H/H is *almost* as evil as D/G € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I am as well Scott keithfras says, Ginny hater? Watch out...I'll call up Slayer Ginny maud_moody says, I think my husband would make a good HP character. He's got a very skewed sense of humour *and* a funny name, albeit a foreign one. Maybe he could be the next headmaster of Durmstrang. mrs_snape says, No, is not H/H and D/G are the true romantic pairings!!!! insanus_scottus says, But Ginny-Draco...perfect € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, h/h and d/h keithfras says, Well, me and Emily would kinda be Hermione/Ginny, you could say. mrs_snape says, Well, to each their own maud_moody says, I'm D/G but only in CC's fanfic. Otherwise, I'm H/G. slytherin_daughter says, How lewd keithfras says, Yay! Up H/G-in-the-proper-context! slytherin_daughter says, H/G, R/H mrs_snape says, As I said, there's too little f/f out there.... oops <g> groovyproginoskes says, I could be one of the sorted children with a dull name who's sorted in Ravenclaw and never mentioned again... maud_moody says, Yes, R/H too. keithfras says, Have you read Minx's stuff, Dinah? mrs_snape says, Yes, it's good! maud_moody says, Oh, you're back, groovyproginoskes. Now... who are you? keithfras says, And in her favourite stories there's a good Hermione/Ginny one keithfras says, called 'Friends' mrs_snape says, "Nice" ? alyeskakc says, I like the D/G pairing in CC's fics. quill_and_feather says, f/f could happen...one never knows...<g> insanus_scottus says, Dinah do you mind being Snapes wife if you die? Your buddy catlady_de_los_angeles is in chat catlady_de_los_angeles enters insanus_scottus says, Hi mrs_snape says, Oh, haven't read that one - Hermione's Heart was very good, though mrs_snape says, Hey Rita!!!! maud_moody says, Hi, Rita. groovyproginoskes leaves slytherin_daughter says, Per cortesia! quill_and_feather says, Hey Rita! maud_moody says, Shee, what did I say? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Hi, everyone, there are a ton of names here already slytherin_daughter doesn't like f/f alyeskakc says, hey selah_1977 enters mrs_snape says, No, not at all - as long as I have been loved all my life and he mourns me! maud_moody says, Me neither, Em. insanus_scottus says, Hi Ebony mrs_snape says, No icky sex scenes on my grave, please slytherin_daughter says, Hey, Ebony! keithfras says, Why was my chat thing set up to ignore Rita? Gah! insanus_scottus says, ok maud_moody says, How about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's grave? Oh, wait, that was XF. keithfras says, Mae govannen, Rita. keithfras says, Elen sila lumenn omentielvo catlady_de_los_angeles says, I hope one of the people already here has been saving the transcript selah_1977 says, Hi, everyone! keithfras says, Yes maud_moody says, Yes, Simon has. keithfras says, (not me) maud_moody says, Hi, Ebony! insanus_scottus says, I think Dee's saving it...maybe? mrs_snape says, Gosh, Keith, that sounds as if youir tongue might fall off if you actually try to say it keithfras says, Mae govannen, Ebony! quill_and_feather says, BrB, have to go mop the kichen floor...sigh... keithfras says, Elen sila lumenn omentielvo mrs_snape says, Hey Eb! quill_and_feather is away (be right back) groovyproginoskes enters insanus_scottus says, Has anyone heard...has Penny had her baby yet? selah_1977 says, I'm writing... big question... WHY IS THERE SUCH A HUGE AGE GAP between Charlie and Percy? mrs_snape says, Nit that I know, no maud_moody says, Poor thing, she must be so sick of people asking her... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Hi, Jamieson, Keith, Ebony, Dinah, Ebony, Rebecca, Simon mrs_snape says, lol. Yes, good evening to you, too <g> slytherin_daughter says, Molly and Arthur only get frisky once in awhile... slytherin_daughter says, ? maud_moody says, Ebony: Arthur and Molly had a really big fight? :) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, dee is saving (I hope) groovyproginoskes says, Sorry I keep disapearing... Netscape keeps freezing and the chat won't even work on IE, though I do have java enabled. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ebony: one theory: there were kids in between but DE killed them € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, penny has not had the baby selah_1977 says, According to Steve's Lexicon, Charlie had to have been born in 1967 or before... keithfras says, Something to do with the war maybe? Or someone was born and died? Maybe the Weasleys were in hiding and didn't want more kids yet. selah_1977 says, Yes... I don't think Penny's gone into labor yet. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, she sent messages to the group a few mintues ago maud_moody says, Mind you, there's five years between me and my youngest brother. Ebony: why on earth so early as THAT? maud_moody says, That would make him nearly the same age as Snape. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, ron born 1980 € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, so percy born 1975/6 keithfras says, (Twins born 1978) catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ebony: another theory: they had only intended two, but felt a duty to replace wizad folk killed in V war, or more simply to affirm Life € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, charlie and percy do not overlap at school, so gives us 1967 keithfras says, I would guess selah_1977 says, Because Steve is taking into account the "We haven't won the cup since Charlie Weasley remark." mrs_snape says, Interesting... I always thought that Molly and Arthur were at Hogwarts a few years above the Marauders... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, cannot remember the evidence for it being that far back thouhg maud_moody says, Simon: Oh. selah_1977 says, That means Bill and Charlie are, relatively speaking old. insanus_scottus says, I don't think Charlie's of the MWPP era...Then the Weasly's would be old enough to be his grandparents. selah_1977 says, Bill's 15 years older than Ron! catlady_de_los_angeles says, I think Arthur and Molly were at school long before the Marauders € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, that doesn't get tehm that far back (IIRC) selah_1977 says, Yes it does, Simon... I'm doing a timeline now. selah_1977 says, Gin's 1981, Ron's 1980, twins 1978, and Percy 1976. keithfras says, Right, book 4 was 1994/5. If Bill was 29, that means he was born in 1966 or 7. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, it does as well reanna20 is away (Auto-Away) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, mis counted catlady_de_los_angeles says, with long lifespans of wizard folk, it is even easier for them than for muggles to have children and grandchildren who are the same age selah_1977 says, I had no idea Bill and Charlie were that old... quill_and_feather leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, Bill and Charlie don't APPEAR that old -- I attribute that to slower wizarding folk aging keithfras says, Dumbledore's 150... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, have just dragged the faq up selah_1977 says, In GoF, they seem like they're around my age--early to mid 20s... slytherin_daughter says, Eh, kind of makes sense, really... They don't age the same as us... insanus_scottus says, The problem (for me) is that I picture the books in the present day..these timlines only throw off my mental pictures. slytherin_daughter says, ditto € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, the other possibility is about 5 years younger alyeskakc leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, and his hair was auburn at age 100 -- it is COMMON for muggles to have a lot of gray by age 50 € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, bith require some evidence to be overlooking € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, overlooked! keithfras says, Yes, they're back a few years. The thing is, there are no anchors to real events - the only evidence is the deathday party in book 2. selah_1977 says, Bill has to be in his 30s in GoF... this is starting to remind me of hobbits! Tolkien, anyone? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, but remus is going gray at about 40 insanus_scottus says, But I don't think Dumbly is your normal wizard Rita. slytherin_daughter says, Remus had a hard life catlady_de_los_angeles says, i don't belive that Ginny awnted to go to Hogwaarts ever since Bill first went: she was born his LAST year there -- I assume it was a typo for since PERCY first went mrs_snape says, I just can't see Charlie in a class with MWPP - does he belong to "the old crowd", too??? mrs_snape says, Sounds intriguing insanus_scottus says, And Remus obviously isn't the normal either. slytherin_daughter says, And he's a werewolf. Might have Muggle blood. maud_moody says, I kind of thought Bill was thirtyish. keithfras says, Recall, Bilbo and Frodo both had retarded ageing due to the Ring, as well as being from a pretty long-lived race. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, as I said ignoring evidence (or chaniging it to suit our needs) i.e the student numebr debate selah_1977 says, Charlie's first year at Hogwarts according to the Lexicon is 1978... the Marauders left in 1977 (the year I was born). keithfras says, Yeah, I noticed that error too, Rita. catlady_de_los_angeles says, MWPP had to be before Bill and Charlie or one o fthem would have said to Harry: :I saw your father playing QUidditch, he was really good maud_moody says, Rita: I don't think JKR makes enough notes. Mind you, it makes me feel good. There's still hope for me... keithfras says, Maybe the Marauders are older than we thought? mrs_snape says, It's mostly the strain - he also looks pale and much too thin - stress can make you look humans 10 years older, so wizards sure can look 20 year older selah_1977 says, Well, if wizards age slower, Lily and James were darn precocious...they married at, what? 20? 21? maud_moody says, Keith: Can't be, JKR's already confirmed that Snape is 35-36. alyeskakc enters keithfras says, Oh, sorry. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, timeline has auther and molly at school groovyproginoskes leaves € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, then marauders keithfras hides face in shame € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, then charlie and bill € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, none overlapping keithfras says, tum-te-tum... jenp_97 enters jenp_97 says, hi everyone insanus_scottus says, Did Percy start while either of his brothers were still in school though? selah_1977 says, Right--I always thought that Tom Riddle and Hagrid, Arthur and Molly, the Marauders, Charlie and the current kids don't overlap. mrs_snape says, I think Lily had Harry when she was about 25, or so... Maybe Charlie was in his first year when they were in the last, or something catlady_de_los_angeles says, wizarding folk, best of both worlds, age slower, mature faster (school kids acting more rational than us Muggle adult fans) selah_1977 says, Hey, Jen! jenp_97 says, hi, ebony. mrs_snape says, Hey! slytherin_daughter says, Per cortesia, Jen. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, no scott - just after selah_1977 says, Lily couldn't have had Harry at 25 if they're the same age as Snape. keithfras says, LOL Rita - recall the Yule Ball stuff though. They're not that mature. alyeskakc says, I thought Lily anf James were 21 when Harry was born. mrs_snape says, 22? Strethcing the Timeline? selah_1977 says, LOL Keith! keithfras says, Not to mention Gred and Forge! mrs_snape says, And I always picture her to be two years younger then the Marauders - I know it's not right, but still I do selah_1977 says, The Potters couldn't have been married long before having Harry. selah_1977 says, There simply isn't time. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, percy started hogs in 1986 slytherin_daughter says, They were apparently hot to trot. keithfras says, Maybe he was *gasp* conceived out of wedlock € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, charlie finished in 84 (I think) keithfras says, selah_1977 says, Weren't Lily and James Head Boy and Head Girl together? insanus_scottus says, Maybe they weren't married when Harry was conceived... mrs_snape says, I'm apalled - what immoral behaviour! selah_1977 says, LOL, Keith! insanus_scottus says, or not. keithfras says, Yeah, so they must've been in the same year mrs_snape says, Yes, they were - that's why it doesn't work catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ebony: we hae that impression, but I don't think canon SAYS so insanus_scottus says, we type that at the same time insanus_scottus says, d mrs_snape says, Or... does it say they were HB/HG together? keithfras says, Actually, I got a review of GtVS from someone who said they didn't approve of premarital sex selah_1977 says, Hagrid says "Head Boy and Girl in their day"--doesn't mean they were HB and G together. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, it says they were head boy and girl in their time mrs_snape says, Or does it say they both were HB/HG, but not necessarily in the same year? keithfras says, Wait - it doesn't say at the same time maud_moody says, Keith: did they like the story or not? selah_1977 says, Is premarital sex frowned upon in that culture? keithfras says, Um...I think so. I'll check. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, they aren't that many years to put between them mrs_snape says, Yay! i knew it - so i can pull it through! *wipes sweat from her brow* jenp_97 says, I'm sure even if it weren't, we wouldn't see any of it. alyeskakc says, If Snape and Lupin are supposed to be 34/35 in PoA, they would have graduated from Hogwarts in 1976. mrs_snape says, I think *two years* - it's frozen in my brain, no way to remove it jenp_97 says, can you imagine jkr writing lemon scenes in a "children's" book? slytherin_daughter says, how lewd selah_1977 ::faints at Jen's suggestion::: jenp_97 says, hehe catlady_de_los_angeles says, wizarding culture: Probably less than in Muggle sculture, as they have had more reliable conraceptive (magic) longer selah_1977 says, That's what fanfic is for! ;-) maud_moody says, Lemon? insanus_scottus says, Oh no Jen never.... slytherin_daughter says, Smut! maud_moody says, Never heard that expression before. selah_1977 says, Rita--if their contraception's so reliable, how does one account for the Weasleys? jenp_97 says, I think jkr has a pseudonym that she uses to write bad sex stories on ff.net. maud_moody says, My imagination fails at the idea of JKR writing a sex scene. mrs_snape says, I just read the Xule Ball scene to my mother and lil brother - and Fleur and Roger cralw deeper into the bushes slytherin_daughter says, Catholic Wizards keithfras says, Here we are: review by '2 lazy 2 sign in' - pretty good, but since i never saw the show i'm a bit confues. and i don't believe in premarital sex. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Weasleys decided to have as many children as possible mrs_snape says, It isn't said that they are just snogging, she just mentiones that they prop. want to be alone!!! selah_1977 says, Rita--could they be Catholic? slytherin_daughter said taht maud_moody says, I know people with that philosophy who aren't Catholic. slytherin_daughter says, *that keithfras says, I read a 'lemon' fic where someone suggested wizards were very open about sex mrs_snape says, So I think that Fleur and Roger did it at the Yule ball, in the rose bushes that Severus missed <eg> alyeskakc says, they use the rythym method. keithfras says, Why is it called 'lemon' anyway? maud_moody says, Keith: I doubt it; the world JKR's created is very "old-fashioned' in a lot of ways. selah_1977 says, Well, we don't know that Fleur's loose. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ebony, they don't hve a crucifix and a chromo o fthe Poppe in their living room jenp_97 says, yeah, why is it called lemon? selah_1977 says, LOL, Rita! keithfras says, I thought that too. There's evidence to contradict that idea. catlady_de_los_angeles says, and they weren't haven't endless babies before Percey slytherin_daughter says, I'm not sure of the origin of the "Lemon" thing - I think of the "Lemon Song" by Led Zepplin, but then, I'm just weird like that. keithfras says, Maybe they just *gasp* like kids! jenp_97 says, no way. mrs_snape says, Why shoudl they = jenp_97 says, nobody likes kids, right? maud_moody says, Keith: I didn't say *all* ways. But I can't imagine Molly, for instance, wouldn't have some very strict ideas about what her kids were allowed to do in that department. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Lemon -- term came from Japanese anime -- a anime producer who made erotic cartoons with young chatacters liked the owrd Lemon and named his first Lemon Creme insanus_scottus says, And just happened to want five... mrs_snape says, Nasty stuff -so loud and always sticky and icky! catlady_de_los_angeles says, and his next Lemon someething else selah_1977 says, OOH! I have a new theory about why they have 5 kids! mrs_snape says, Do tell! jenp_97 says, ah. mrs_snape says, *hibbles away on her chair* insanus_scottus says, Yes what is it Ebony? selah_1977 says, Look at the timing... Percy was born during the Voldemort years, right? jenp_97 says, who has 5 kids? insanus_scottus says, Yes.... mrs_snape says, The Weasley's catlady_de_los_angeles says, his first imitator that I heard of called his cartoon Peppermint Creme jenp_97 says, they have 7 kids. selah_1977 says, 5 kids in rapid succession, I mean... jenp_97 says, ah. jenp_97 says, okay. catlady_de_los_angeles says, IIRC those cartoons were in the 1980s jenp_97 says, thanks, rita... very informative. selah_1977 says, Perhaps they were trying to have a specific kid, because of the Prophecy. keithfras says, Arthur and Molly went for 'midnight strolls' when they were at school...it would be the pot calling the kettle black alyeskakc says, who has 7 kids? selah_1977 says, I know, weird right? keithfras says, (see GtVS for details) catlady_de_los_angeles says, Weasleys mrs_snape says, There's nothing she doesn't know... maud_moody says, I've gone for "midnight strolls" too without doing anything. Saitaina enters insanus_scottus says, Perhaps... jenp_97 says, the Weasleys have 7 kids all together, but 5 within 6-7 years slytherin_daughter is away (be right back) bob_the_bouncy_bum enters maud_moody says, Which Prophecy? selah_1977 says, Perhaps Percy, the twins, Ron, and Ginny were conceived because perhaps they thought one of them would be important in some way. insanus_scottus says, Ginny the kid they were looking for since they stopped? reanna20 is back. alyeskakc says, I forgot the twins, sorry having a blonde momnet. bob_the_bouncy_bum says, hello everyone! selah_1977 says, LOL! selah_1977 says, Hi! maud_moody says, How can anybody forget the twins? catlady_de_los_angeles says, There are a lot o fMuggles parents who are very firm about forbidding their kids to do things (e.g. drive over speed limit) BECAUSE they remember doikng those things themselvse keithfras says, But surely after Halloween '81 they would have thought Harry was the Chosen One keithfras says, ? mrs_snape says, In RWL nobody can forget them! insanus_scottus says, or did they realise that Harry fufilled it and Ginny was an erm... mrs_snape says, too lud and annoying <g> insanus_scottus says, afterthought? keithfras says, Fair point, Rita. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Maybe Weaaseleys kept rying until they FINALLY got a girl?l insanus_scottus says, Or did they just REALLY want a baby girl? maud_moody says, I can see that. alyeskakc says, maybe they just kept trying to have kids until they got a girl. insanus_scottus says, LOL @ Rita! selah_1977 says, But why try during a vicious war? maud_moody says, Ooh, synchronicity! mrs_snape says, But why were only they so... zealous? why don't all the families have so many babies? bob_the_bouncy_bum says, erf.....I'm totally lost!!! keithfras says, Yeah, 6 boys and 1 girl suggests they stopped when they had a girl owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ bob_the_bouncy_bum says, alrighty selah_1977 says, Again, but why during a war? catlady_de_los_angeles says, I'm inclined to think they were haviang babies during the war to Affirm Life against Death maud_moody says, Ebony: why not? Rita's got a good point. keithfras says, What Rita said mrs_snape says, Everytime that message bops up I have the feeling someone's saying "Watch your mouth" owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (glomping albatrosses) selah_1977 says, Oh, that doesn't make sense! catlady_de_los_angeles says, I htink wizarding folk usually take advanatge of their long lives to space their children, with the effect that many chldren seem to us to be only children insanus_scottus says, They didn't mean to have Percy but when Molly realised that she was pregant she decided to..affirm life agianst death as Rita sais maud_moody says, Ebony: why not, again? keithfras says, In GtVS, when Molly found out she went mad at first (we don't actually see it) but eventually realises it would be the pot calling the kettle black. selah_1977 says, Because! Baby booms take place AFTER wars, not during them! bob_the_bouncy_bum is away (out to lunch) keithfras says, Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione had to suffer severe embarassment, though. catlady_de_los_angeles says, The Weasleys didn't manage to create a NATIONAL baby boom, just a The BUrrow baby boom maud_moody says, Ebony: which explains why the Weasleys are one of the few families who have so many kids, but does not prove that *nobody* would have that many kids during a war. There are always exceptions to the rule. bob_the_bouncy_bum is back. insanus_scottus says, What Rita said... mrs_snape says, So... you get pregnant though you don't plan to and because it's so nice you do it again... 3 times??? mrs_snape *Looks bewildered* maud_moody says, Also, "the Weasleys all have red hair and more children than they can afford." It's a family tradition. keithfras says, From what I've heard, pregnancy isn't exactly *nice* catlady_de_los_angeles says, sometimes people get pregnant when they didn't plan it but they really wanted to selah_1977 says, Pregnancy is NICE? :::goggles::: keithfras says, Maybe it's just in the genes maud_moody says, Keith: some women I know love being pregnant, they feel great. I'm not one of them, but I do know women who feel that way. Maybe Molly is one. insanus_scottus says, We could always ask Penny :-) selah_1977 says, That still doesn't explain the gap, then the boom. ;-) keithfras says, Hmm, true. catlady_de_los_angeles says, what REbecca said insanus_scottus says, mrs_snape says, A friend of mine has a rather violent husband who sometimes behaves like a raving loony and refuses to work - and she has 6 kids and still would like more. keithfras says, That brings us back to the 'someone die' theory Saitaina says, maybe it's not the pregncy that's nice but what comes before it....that get many people into trouble yael_pou enters mrs_snape says, They don't have money, not enough space, but still she gets preggers all the time bob_the_bouncy_bum is away (be right back) maud_moody says, I have a friend with 13 kids. keithfras says, *died keithfras says, Mae govannen, Yael keithfras says, Blimey! selah_1977 mouth drops open. maud_moody says, She and her husband just love kids, period. spottydog02 enters mrs_snape *glomp-schnoogles yael* yael_pou says, hi! selah_1977 says, Hey, Yael! catlady_de_los_angeles says, and sometimes people like BABIES so much that they keep haveing more as soon as the last one turns into a a toddler maud_moody says, Hi, Yael! groovyproginoskes enters insanus_scottus is away (be right back) selah_1977 says, Be funny if the next generation of Weasleys has a lot of girls in it. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I hope someone is saving names for chatters list keithfras says, I think the world record is 60-something. A woman in Russia. alyeskakc says, maybe they were too busy to have more kids after Charlie. maud_moody says, Ebony: now that you mention it, perhaps they *did* have a bunch of kids to replace some lost ones. But JKR's given no hint that the Weasleys are "missing" any. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I can't seem to even keep up with the converstaion (I just gotup that's why I was late) mrs_snape says, @ Rita: But we just know the Y!nicks, not the real names.... owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ selah_1977 says, Busy until 1975? Vold. was still around... selah_1977 says, And Bill and Charlie were small kids... keithfras says, 'Busy' - LOL Your buddy kylia_moonshadow is on pager sineadsiobhan enters mrs_snape says, 60-something? In a witches life-span maybe, but for a mere human... Wow maud_moody says, Just thought of something! Two of my friends have never tried NOT to have kids, but for reasons mysterious to them, there was still a six-year gap between their 2nd and 3rd kids. Maybe that's what happened between Charlie and Percy. yael_pou says, Hi Sinead! mrs_snape says, hey Sin head! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dinah collecting names for chatters list incudes asking people for their call-names keithfras says, She had lots of multiple births - must have had super-active ovaries sineadsiobhan says, hey there! keithfras says, Mae govannen, Sinead! spottydog02 says, Hi everyone, what's the topic? maud_moody says, The Weasleys' kids. slytherin_daughter is back. slytherin_daughter says, Or been on fertility drugs catlady_de_los_angeles says, Hi Sinead, we are discussing why there is a gap between Charlie and Percy keithfras says, Enjoying your part in ToT......? mrs_snape says, Wagga-wagga - just bop me over the head, 'kay? Didn't think of that <g> sineadsiobhan gives Keith a kiss because I haven't seen him in a long time! selah_1977 says, No drugs in the wizarding world! Spells... insanus_scottus is back. insanus_scottus says, Maybe they were just to busy fighting Voldy... keithfras says, No, it was years ago before fertitlity drugs. selah_1977 says, Potions... Saitaina says, It could be Arthur's way of keeping Molly occupied and nor worried about the war going on outside....which would you currently worry about....some evil maniac you've never met or your twins sticking their hands in the toster? (tostar used only as an example, I'm not saying the Weasleys have one) owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles sineadsiobhan. sineadsiobhan says, aw! slytherin_daughter says, Oh. Okay, then. sineadsiobhan says, I got schnoogled insanus_scottus says, Hi Sinead! keithfras says, LOL Saitaina! mrs_snape says, mood-lifting, high-making spells` Those belong into the DADA section sineadsiobhan faints selah_1977 says, Saitana, is Arthur really that sexist? jenp_97 is away (busy) maud_moody says, That's a heck of a way to stay occupied! catlady_de_los_angeles says, CHeering Charms were taught in Charms not DADA maud_moody says, Ebony: nobody said Molly didn't *agree* (can you imagine anybody making Molly do anything she didn't agree with)? keithfras says, Want me to whack Harry for ogling you, Sinead? slytherin_daughter says, (more like - is Arthur really that sexy?) sineadsiobhan says, sure go ahead sineadsiobhan grins mrs_snape says, I'm sujre there are.... heavier spells for that. Saitaina says, Probably not but it would still work...he wouldn't want his beloved to worry about him constantly.... keithfras says, LOL Emily! You're back! maud_moody says, You'd be surprised, Em. The couple with 13 kids is nothing to write home about looks-wise... selah_1977 says, Let the women stay at home while the men go off to fight the battles... how quaint! (Not to say I don't like the idea...) keithfras whacks ToT Harry for ogling Sinead maud_moody says, "Wars are ugly when women fight." keithfras says, None of that in GtVS...... mrs_snape says, lol @ REbecca alyeskakc says, maybe Percy was an "accident" and that caused the baby boom. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Molly was working afaint V while pregnant, even if her work wasn't pshycial agile: maybe she cast spells € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, ToT Sinead is cool. I am sorry I ever suggested killing her and that dress owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. keithfras should stop advertising his fic mrs_snape says, Yes, get out the wodden spoon! maud_moody says, Though Lucy went with the archers... and Aravis was no slouch. mrs_snape says, *wooden sineadsiobhan says, that's okay Simon yael_pou says, wars are ugly no matter who fights. jenp_97 leaves € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I decided to kill keith instead! keithfras applauds Yael's point slytherin_daughter says, profound, Yael maud_moody says, Yael: I know, I was quoting one of Lewis's more unpopular remarks. keithfras hits Simon with the remains of the sperm whale selah_1977 says, Hermione will have a fit if she's pushed to the side in upcoming books. I can't seem her staying in the common room. She didn't in PS/SS. sineadsiobhan says, LOL... I haven't seen the HP_FF group in a while sineadsiobhan says, how's that going? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, slowly reanna20 is away (Auto-Away) foxdancer16 enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I posted there for the first time in ages mrs_snape says, But if women'd fight the wars'd be over sooner - we don't make such a mess out of things and are more ready to talk mrs_snape says, JMNHO € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, have been to busy over on dd selah_1977 says, Lewis was from a different era foxdancer16 says, hi everyone... yael_pou says, moody - I know, saw the quote signs. I flames *him* not you keithfras says, DD? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, draco dexter selah_1977 says, Draco Dexter? insanus_scottus says, awk € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, teh teenages witches and wizard insanus_scottus says, nevermind. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and me keithfras says, Oh, right. There's a Draco Dexter group? spottydog02 leaves € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, yep keithfras says, Are you the latest Teenage Wizard? insanus_scottus says, Draco Dexter? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dinah, I am not sure that's true: there are women fanatics urging on the male fighters sineadsiobhan says, our therapy group ;-) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, for talking about teh story! selah_1977 says, Don't forget the Amazons! maud_moody says, Ebony: and he was thinking of wars as a chivalric exercise, not in the cynical way we view them now. Which is not to say they were ever nice things, but the perception of war has changed over the centuries. mrs_snape says, I'm on so many HP-groups where strangely enough always the same people on - rather funny <G> € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, or more like anything we feel like Saitaina says, Okay, I go to check my email and suddenly I'm lost and confusied...you all love doing this to me. mrs_snape says, Not to mention all the FF-Groups where I ahven't even read the fics we talk about *hangs head in shame* keithfras says, Follow this link to read Draco Dexter: http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=104144 selah_1977 says, Maud, I agree! The rules of war have changed even since WWII. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, sinead and I were talking 80s stuff a couple of days ago maud_moody says, I think Vietnam had a lot to do with it, too. catlady_de_los_angeles says, are ou guys OLD ENOUGH to remeber 80s stuff?? Saitaina says, brb-need food € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and calling each other names! selah_1977 says, That's what my HS AP History teacher said. insanus_scottus says, 80's stuff... sineadsiobhan says, apparently I've been a DAMSEL SINCE TEN mrs_snape says, But it's so insane! We're talking WW1 currently, and there are rules on how to kill peole! insanus_scottus says, I have a few recollections. catlady_de_los_angeles says, nastiness of war: had a lot to do with firearms becmonig useful enough to use to war maud_moody says, Lewis was a medievalist: he'd be thinking of war as a knightly exercise (in the Narnia books, that is: he was in the trenches during WWI and knew darn well how nasty modern war is). yael_pou says, yes Rita, thank you! mrs_snape says, You have to notify a Submarine before bombing it, and so on - it's like it's just a game. Very sick! keithfras says, What?! maud_moody says, 80's stuff rules! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I wanted to know what you were before! keithfras says, Crazy slytherin_daughter says, The art of war - there isn't anything sick about it. bob_the_bouncy_bum leaves selah_1977 says, Mankind and our games... sports... wars... sineadsiobhan says, I liked sail descent men foxdancer16 says, you had to notify a submarine before -?! *feels ill* mrs_snape says, You think it's not sick to make up rules on how to kill people? keithfras says, Letting people know you're going to drop a bomb on their submarine isn't chivalrous - just plain dumb. sineadsiobhan says, especially those in kilts lol slytherin_daughter says, yes. I don't think that's sick. I think it is human nature. Welcome to Earth. yael_pou says, Emily sineadsiobhan says, just kidding catlady_de_los_angeles says, Lewis knew the nastiness of war in Heroic Ages -- he wrote a book about Epic and yael_pou says, sorry :-> selah_1977 says, I think it's sicker to have a war with NO rules. Like Vietnam... my father died before I was even born in a way, I think. keithfras says, Oh, my kilt pic may be up soon. yael_pou ? mrs_snape says, Yes. You see it, have to get contact, send a warning, then bomb - of course there wasn't enough time to get away between the warning and the actual bombing sineadsiobhan schnoogles Keith keithfras says, That's awful, Ebony. catlady_de_los_angeles says, showed how Homer and Virgil were calm and ruthless about the damage to civilians mrs_snape says, Keith you keep promising this since Christmas!!! selah_1977 says, What is, Keith? insanus_scottus says, I think it's actually horrible...rules don't really matter do they. It's the fighting that's horrible.. mrs_snape *threatens Keith with her wodden-spoon wand* keithfras foresees upcoming catfight maud_moody says, Well, come to think of that, the bit with Peter killing the wolf is pretty visceral. mrs_snape says, *wooden mrs_snape says, Ack, me an trees, it just doesn't work well <g> catlady_de_los_angeles says, (not his phraseology, but when the men had their fun killing each other, the winner's demolised the losers city and carried the women and children off into slavery) sineadsiobhan says, what happened to bludger_witch Dinah? keithfras says, Your father dying before you were born, Eb insanus_scottus says, Dinah a spoon as a wand? maud_moody says, As is Shasta's attempt at getting involved in the battle at Anvard. foxdancer16 says, I heard a version where he just too it to a zoo reanna20 leaves foxdancer16 says, oh, nm, misunderstood. foxdancer16 says, Yes, that was sick. sineadsiobhan smirks and gets an idea.. BRB selah_1977 says, Keith... not literally! He died in 1998 because of something he picked up in Vietnam. groovyproginoskes is away (Auto-Away) mrs_snape says, Why not? With porridge as wand core? All nice and wobbly so you can bap people over the ehad w/o hurting them??? keithfras says, Oh, right. yael_pou says, Sinead - Dinah changed her name just to annoy me selah_1977 says, LOL! mrs_snape says, Did not! keithfras shakes head selah_1977 says, What's the link to the chatters' aliases? I don't know half the people in here. mrs_snape says, And remember what you said about *my* Severus!!! catlady_de_los_angeles The list of chatter aliases is to be found at: catlady_de_los_angeles http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/files/%20chatterlist.html maud_moody says, Ebony: Rebecca here. insanus_scottus says, I was walking the other day and found a stick that makes a perfect wand! selah_1977 says, Oh! Horst? maud_moody says, No, Bohner. selah_1977 says, AH! selah_1977 says, I love your posts... mrs_snape *ducks and prepares to tell the whole group what yael said* maud_moody blushes mrs_snape says, She's profound! keithfras says, What did Yael say? insanus_scottus says, Can you guess who I am? yael_pou says, the last few days were wonderful. Both SoT and Snitch! insanus_scottus says, Hehehe mrs_snape says, And go read her fic if you haven't done so already keithfras says, Song of Time?! A new chapter? groovyproginoskes is back. Saitaina leaves selah_1977 says, Oh, yeah--SoT's on Paradise only so far... not at ff.net yet. catlady_de_los_angeles says, scot, we know who you are (harrry_potter00) but not why you stopped calling yourself Sirius € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, chapter 6 is on public beta on paradise keithfras says, Oh, right. yael_pou says, Dinah - quote me on that and I'm never betaing for you again insanus_scottus says, Sirius? mrs_snape says, Scott? What about "A HArry Story" ??? *nudge, nudge* bob_the_bouncy_bum enters maud_moody says, Yael: oh, you *have* to tell us now. keithfras says, You mean Scott - I'm the Scot around here! keithfras says, mrs_snape says, Oh-kay *pouts* maud_moody says, C'mon, us Snapefans can take it. keithfras says, mmm-kay. catlady_de_los_angeles says, (Sirius in Latin class) insanus_scottus says, Yeah Scott but not a Scot...hmmm mrs_snape says, Rebecca - that's the whole point. it was something NICE bob_the_bouncy_bum says, hello everybody maud_moody says, Question: should Mad-Eye Moody have a really thick Scots accent? I didn't think of it first reading, but now I think he should. selah_1977 says, There's Snapefans everyone! ::::hides in terror::: keithfras says, Mae govannen, Bob. insanus_scottus says, Oh yes well they refuse to acknowlegde me as such...sigh maud_moody boggles at Dinah catlady_de_los_angeles says, The fake Moody wasn't shown having an accent keithfras says, I guess we'll have to wait for the fourth movie.... maud_moody says, But he says "laddie". And anyway, to JKR (as an Edinburgh native) it wouldn't be an accent. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hello insanus_scottus says, Dinah I am working... mrs_snape says, yes, she did - but I'm quite afraid of yael, so i don't know if I should spill it bob_the_bouncy_bum says, well, he *does* say 'laddy' constantly mrs_snape says, Good to hear that! <g> keithfras is also from Edinburgh yael_pou says, Eb - when Dinah releases her SnapeFic, we're all in danger of becoming Snapefans. maud_moody says, He reminds me of one of those fierce Presbyterian ministers, all hellfire-and-brimstone but with a good heart. insanus_scottus says, Who does? mrs_snape says, *would normally have visited Edinburgh early in May but now can't go and is sulky* catlady_de_los_angeles says, JKR from Tutshill, Wydean, CHipping Sodbury -- how did she land in Edinburgh? maud_moody says, Moody. alyeskakc leaves mrs_snape says, Shush, it's no good, not really € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, talking about ministers reminds me of church this morning keithfras says, After her divorce, when she came back from Portugal I think. insanus_scottus says, Her sister lives there... bob_the_bouncy_bum says, moody: my Presbytarian minister isn't hellfirish maud_moody says, Simon: what about it? bob_the_bouncy_bum says, just saying... Your buddy geryon_advocate is on pager € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, we had a drunk heckler in teh service today! keithfras says, Uh-oh. maud_moody says, No, I meant a sort of stereotypical Scots Presbyterian minister. bob_the_bouncy_bum says, ohhhhhhhh mrs_snape says, What's a "heckler" ??? bob_the_bouncy_bum says, i got it mrs_snape says, Sorry, lacking english here damsel_since_ten enters slytherin_daughter is very lost insanus_scottus says, What ever happened? Saitaina enters € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, someone calling out during the sermon damsel_since_ten says, hey again! keithfras says, Someone who drowns out a speaker with rude remarks catlady_de_los_angeles says, Bob -- old time Pesbyterians who fought terrorist war against Catholic and Anglicans mrs_snape *Picks up Em and dusts her off* So now you're found maud_moody says, Dinah: somebody who mocks. damsel_since_ten says, its me Sinead! keithfras says, Wassup, Emily? selah_1977 is away (be right back) mrs_snape says, Aha! thanks! maud_moody says, Was blind, but now she sees... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, he got politely escorted from teh building catlady_de_los_angeles says, damsel_since_ten is that Emily? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, he wnadered in during the sermon keithfras says, No, it's Sinead slytherin_daughter says, Not I... insanus_scottus says, I went to a weeding once and a drunk man went to the altar and gave the bride a brown paper bag... damsel_since_ten says, no Sinead its Sinead insanus_scottus says, he wasn't a guest. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hi sinead maud_moody says, *naively* What was in it? catlady_de_los_angeles says, what was in the bag? yael_pou says, Al told me (a few of us) something very interesting today - he said that all authors thin their work is rubbish. If Al thinks that of his work... bob_the_bouncy_bum says, what was in the basg? damsel_since_ten says, its my name anagrammed keithfras says, I was going to say that. damsel_since_ten says, thanks to simon, I liked it yael_pou says, No, Emily! Not another name! Augh! catlady_de_los_angeles says, does that mean, when I life something I wrote, that is IS rubbish? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, did you answer my question about what happened befreo 10? maud_moody says, Yael: I don't. How embarrassing. *hides face* I get exasperated with parts of it, but if I let it sit for a few weeks and look at it again, I'm usually quite pleased with it. keithfras says, It's not Emily, it's Sinead! insanus_scottus says, I don't remember old clothes and a disposable camera...or something. apparently he believed a spirit had possesed him...I think it was the drink. slytherin_daughter says, *hides* I'm not doing anything! foxdancer16 says, isn't slytherin_daughter her normal name? bob_the_bouncy_bum says, strange selah_1977 says, Another question from the Lexicon--raise your hand if you think the Potters were not killed by Voldemort. insanus_scottus says, Anyway not nice for my friends wedding. keithfras schnoogles Emily - everyone's picking on her yael_pou says, good! catlady_de_los_angeles says, James and Liy - they MUST be dead or they wouldn't let Harry suffer with druselys like thatI mrs_snape says, No, it's actually slytherins_gay_man!!!!!!!!!! *where is he, I want to flirt with him!!!!!* maud_moody says, Ebony: can I raise my hand if I don't care who killed them? I figure whatever the answer is, it'll be good. € owlfriend_of_hedwig does not raise his hands yael_pou says, sorry, got confused with the names. slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith (at least someone knows who's really me) damsel_since_ten says, wow.. that's a good question, Eb.. who do you think killed the potters? insanus_scottus says, keeps hands at keyboard... groovyproginoskes says, Is the question whether the Potters were killed or whether it was Voldemort who killed them? keithfras says, That's a bit farfetched. You never know though. insanus_scottus says, I damsel_since_ten keeps hands down but is unsure catlady_de_los_angeles says, I think V killed James and Lily foxdancer16 says, Emily - hey, what about me?! selah_1977 says, I'm weird about my writing. The stuff I like, no one else likes (my favorite fanfic got less than a dozen reviews) and the stuff I hate, I get a ton of reviews for. I guess I just march to the beat of a different drummer. maud_moody says, I'm terrified lest Snape turn out to be James in disguise. sineadsiobhan leaves foxdancer16 says, Selah - d'you mean were not killed at all, or killed by someone else? slytherin_daughter says, Okay, you know who I am, too. selah_1977 says, Hmm, Rebecca... I'm with you. I could care less who killed 'em. mecki987 enters keithfras says, I think my imagination/ideas are good but I'm not good at characterisation etc. selah_1977 says, I just want them to magically come back to live, but that can't happen. insanus_scottus says, I'm pretty sure that they're dead though...as to who killed them. foxdancer16 says, that would be sick. James, treating his son and best friends like that? Or even, treating the world like that... maud_moody says, I'm good at characterization and dialogue but lousy on plot. owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ mrs_snape says, No, please not Sev as James in disguise selah_1977 says, SNAPE HAD BETTER NOT BE JAMES! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Keith -- I read several epidosde os GtVS (altho I think that not the ltest) and they had decent characterisation slytherin_daughter says, I'm forced to rip off someone else's characterization. But I think I can do good plots... I don't know. yael_pou says, Eb - I don't know if i should be offended or happy that i got 50% of normal reviews for the last chapter maud_moody says, Not if he has a very important reason to want to be above suspicion. A higher end and all that. foxdancer16 says, I keep wanting a Horn of Valere pulled on them (J and L)... mrs_snape says, Sounds so awfully terrible horrible *spew, retch* groovyproginoskes says, If it wasn't Voldemort who killed them, is it whoever did kill them who gave Harry his Parselmouth ability? keithfras says, Snape: 'Harry, I am your father!' keithfras says, Someone had to say it foxdancer16 says, yes, but he could do it another way... maud_moody says, Keith: exactly. That's why I live in terror of the idea. damsel_since_ten says, too star wars for me elvenwren leaves foxdancer16 says, The actual quote is 'No, Luke. *I* am your father.' insanus_scottus says, Never seen Star Wars.. selah_1977 says, LOL, Yael! I got half the reviews for Ch. 7 (which I loved and was proud of) that I did for Ch. 8 (which I told my betas was trash). mrs_snape says, Come to the dark side and let me tach you all the secrets of the manical makin polijuice potion bob_the_bouncy_bum says, lol slytherin_daughter is away (have random things to do) selah_1977 says, hee hee hee! yael_pou says, Harry I am your father's uncle's daughter's roommate keithfras says, LOL! insanus_scottus says, so I'm always a bit confused when that comes up.. maud_moody says, What does that make us? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! foxdancer16 says, Space Balls! damsel_since_ten says, LOL mrs_snape says, lmao @ yael € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, eb - 8 was contraversial, 7 was not selah_1977 says, Yael! Sounds like something we soap writers could use! bob_the_bouncy_bum says, yael: where'd *that* one come from!? maud_moody says, Spaceballs. keithfras says, Still LOL-ing here bob_the_bouncy_bum says, ohhhhh foxdancer16 says, that was the funniest movie... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Yael: wizarding world is so small (low population) every is related SHOMEHOW bob_the_bouncy_bum says, spaceballs! i *love* that movie! yael_pou says, Lol Eb! damsel_since_ten says, my friend was just watching it last night LOL catlady_de_los_angeles says, father'suncle'sdaughter is first cousin selah_1977 says, Simon - then if that's the case, 9 and 10 should cause a deluge. ;-) mrs_snape says, Are we back at incestual slash relationships??? *looks worried* foxdancer16 says, Use the Schwartz1 foxdancer16 says, er, ! damsel_since_ten says, haven't seen it in a while.. maud_moody says, Rita: ack! Sounds like Stratford! (I can say that, I'm not a native.) selah_1977 says, Harry and Hermione better not be related. bob_the_bouncy_bum is away (::arnold voice:: I'll be back!) keithfras says, Rita - GtVS5 is probably the best chapter so far. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, well hurry up with them vthen damsel_since_ten says, LOL.. damsel_since_ten sides with Eb insanus_scottus says, What on earth are you talking about .... keithfras says, Hermione/Hedwig - human/owl f/f slash! selah_1977 says, Since everyone thinks that HP is somehow like Star Wars. owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles damsel_since_ten. keithfras says, GtVS5 is up! foxdancer16 says, Keith: sorry, but ew. damsel_since_ten schnoogles Simon maud_moody says, Eb: no, it's much better than SW. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I thihk JKR does't want to be like Satr Wars insanus_scottus says, But what is star wars aout??! foxdancer16 says, er... keithfras says, I know, I was just thinking up the dumbest pairing yet to start off the weird pairings section insanus_scottus says, No pretend I didn't ask that? damsel_since_ten says, she actually said that it was too starwarsy maud_moody says, It's a very popular cliche. catlady_de_los_angeles says, one of the archetypal plots € owlfriend_of_hedwig is off readinf awakerun green damsel_since_ten says, the question that was asked to her I meant selah_1977 says, I agree! But I think that Harry's going to find out he has some family other than the Dursleys. damsel_since_ten says, so she said no mrs_snape says, Weird pairings??? Snape/Moody!!! Saitaina says, Keith-No I think some of my pairings last week were the oddest to start off the second round. insanus_scottus says, I could see that Petunia is really a Malfoy squib. selah_1977 says, NOOO! Not Weird Pairings! :::cries!::: damsel_since_ten says, Ron/Hermione? mrs_snape says, No, *I* didn't say that, did I??? *stares at her sig and frowns* maud_moody says, Dinah: Stop that! I was seriously thinking of writing a story where they team up... but NOT THAT WAY!!! damsel_since_ten says, ;-) insanus_scottus says, Who suggested that? I loved it foxdancer16 says, I had a really, really good one a few days ago selah_1977 says, LOL @ Damsel! keithfras says, When someone asked if Voldie was Harry's father, JKR said summat like: 'Don't you think that's a bit too Star Wars?' bob_the_bouncy_bum says, back!@ catlady_de_los_angeles says, I was thinking aboaut Snape/Moody, seriously, when my Snape loses his Draco he needs SOMEONE wrothy o fhim.... yael_pou says, Sinead. that was below the belt keithfras says, Simon/Gareth € owlfriend_of_hedwig kills keith bob_the_bouncy_bum says, brb keithfras says, foxdancer16 says, does Simon get paired with everyoone/ selah_1977 says, If Voldie WAS Harry's father, I think I'd travel back in time and slap Lily. maud_moody says, You know who I really love and want to see tons more of? Dennis Creevey. Saitaina says, *giggles* That was bad Keith! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, it seems so damsel_since_ten says, Keith/Sinead rules mecki987 says, Okay, first time I look in ! I always believed there will be more relatives for Harry, but my Idea didn't seem to match with anyone elses foxdancer16 says, yeah, Dennis is cool! keithfras returns to life and hits Simon with a herring mrs_snape says, Keith/james <g> (since you once said he's based on you we#re back on the incest ) catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dumbledore said that Dursleys were only family Hary had left selah_1977 says, What's your idea, Mecki? keithfras hits Dinah with a mullet € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, haven't been paired with Ben yet (which is amusing) mrs_snape says, ouch!!!!!!!!!!! selah_1977 says, Simon/Ben! foxdancer16 says, but if Dumbledore doesn't KNOW. mrs_snape *looks sheepish* What`s a mullett? foxdancer16 says, isn't that a fish? keithfras says, (This means James Ginny's Watcher, not James Potter, btw) selah_1977 says, D. doesn't know everything! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, don't do simon/ben mecki987 says, Dumbledore has been wrong before, hasn't he? ;-) maud_moody says, Okay, obviously I'm gonna have to start the Dennis Creevey Fan Club all my lonesome. keithfras says, Yes, it's a fish. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, do not go there groovyproginoskes says, Or the classic "Dumbledore's on the dark side" theory... maud_moody says, *by damsel_since_ten says, MULLET: a haircut that is short in front but long in back mrs_snape says, Ungh, Keith!!! *baps Keith with three week old porridge* selah_1977 says, I love Dennis Creevey, Rebecca! He's an international superstar in my fic! keithfras says, Mullet: a fish catlady_de_los_angeles says, I can't understand that to mean that Harry has any family that isn't dead or in Azkaban of St. Mugon's mental ward or at least a Death Eater who waslkedt free damsel_since_ten says, or Keith's description LOL keithfras shoots Dinah with rapid-firing minnow-gun insanus_scottus says, So if Draco and Harry were cousins... insanus_scottus says, hmmm maud_moody says, Eb: URL, now!!! damsel_since_ten says, I've heard about Joe Dirt too much LOL selah_1977 says, NO! Draco and Harry are NOT related (except for in DS). groovyproginoskes says, James' parents must have been killed if the lifespans of wizards/witches are really so long. selah_1977 says, URL for what? :::goggles::: mrs_snape says, *grins evilly* what's a minnow??? (stop using words I don't know - I start to imagine creepy things!) mecki987 says, I don't think he HAS to have more relatives, I just don't want to put the Idea away completly insanus_scottus says, ok ok. mrs_snape *threatens Keith with a cream tart* keithfras says, Draco: "Harry, I am your fifty-eighth cousin forty-seven times removed." catlady_de_los_angeles says, minnow is a small fish who lives in large schools of fish selah_1977 says, Keith! mrs_snape says, Oh gods, i said it - Tarts again!!! yael_pou says, children! break it up! damsel_since_ten says, Dinah, a tiny little thing men have ;-) insanus_scottus says, tart? yum mrs_snape says, What's it with you and your fish??? keithfras fires chocolate cake at Dinah damsel_since_ten says, heh heh heh catlady_de_los_angeles says, chocolate covered fish cake? foxdancer16 says, minnows are cute...but not as cute as fugu or anago mrs_snape says, *adopts Gallic/Asterix voice* Your fish stink! keithfras says, It started on a Tolkien site - there are people there who hit offenders with a salmon. catlady_de_los_angeles says, fish are some kind of major sex symbol yael_pou says, dont fish always stink? mrs_snape says, *bombs chocolate eggs at Keith* keithfras says, ?!? insanus_scottus says, Throws a salmon and strawberry pie into the crowd.. maud_moody slaps Dinah with a fish foxdancer16 says, *does the Unhygenix thing and thwaps mrs snape with a fish* catlady_de_los_angeles says, maybe bcause APhrodite/Venus rose from the sea damsel_since_ten says, actually fish get the endorphins going keithfras eats chocolate eggs, offering bits to everyone yael_pou says, FOOD FIGHT! selah_1977 says, Okay... time to go. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ebony, stay! Maybe they' Saitaina says, *hides behind Yael* No, NO food fights! keithfras says, In one state in the US, it's illegal to have sex with a live fish. foxdancer16 says, bye... catlady_de_los_angeles says, ss stop fighting for you! keithfras says, I saw it on So Graham Norton mrs_snape says, Guys, I was *just* in the shower and now I'm stinking already... damsel_since_ten says, OW keithfras says, It's on dumblaws.com Saitaina says, I Hope so!!! That's grosss! mrs_snape *sprays everyone with whipped cream* slytherin_daughter is back. slytherin_daughter dodges wayward hunks of octopi foxdancer16 says, Keith, you seem to know a lot of 'strange' things insanus_scottus says, Everyone hit Ebs with fish and cake before she leaves... foxdancer16 says, no, be nice maud_moody says, *SPLOTCH* selah_1977 says, How come there are no food fights in canon? keithfras says, I remember stupid things. keithfras schnoogles Emily mecki987 says, I've got a strawberry-pie on hand to throw on whoever wants some ! keithfras says, Welcome back mrs_snape says, *force-feeds keith a canary-cream* damsel_since_ten says, because they'll get in trouble? selah_1977 ::wipes pumpkin pasty from her glasses::: slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ron must be in food fights from time to time, it is so Ron yael_pou says, Going to write some. See you later... foxdancer16 schnoogles Emily, too mrs_snape maud_moody says, That reminds me, I'm off to make some tea and have a piece of cake. slytherin_daughter schnoogles Firebolt mrs_snape says, *thwaps yael good-bye with a cuckoo* insanus_scottus says, Canon food fights? There really should be some... slytherin_daughter heh, and a Nimbus for good measure catlady_de_los_angeles says, byby by Ebony, Yaekl, REbecca selah_1977 says, Why does Ron always get to do stuff like that? Why can't Draco start a food fight? keithfras turns back into himself and flings tomatoes at various people foxdancer16 says, bye, yael damsel_since_ten sneaks up behind keith and puts chocolate syrup down his pants Saitaina says, bye Yael insanus_scottus says, with Gred and Forge I can't believe keithfras says, Ew! mrs_snape says, Bye y'all! selah_1977 says, I'm still here... I was just teasing. maud_moody is away (be right back) keithfras uses a cleansing charm insanus_scottus says, Bye Dinah! yael_pou leaves damsel_since_ten hides and snickers keithfras says, Namarie, Dinah! mrs_snape says, I'm not the one who's leaving keithfras says, and Yael mrs_snape says, yael and Rebecca are mrs_snape says, *tsk, tsk groovyproginoskes says, *ponders what a food fight would be like with magic involved* insanus_scottus says, I remember food fights of my childhood... keithfras says, (That means farewell btw) mrs_snape says, Want to get rid of me??? foxdancer16 asks Emily: 'Shall we putdump more syrup on Keith? keithfras says, Sorry, someone else said bye Dinah keithfras says, NO! foxdancer16 cringes at the typos slytherin_daughter strokes chin damsel_since_ten says, no one Dinah :-( insanus_scottus says, Gather the syrup and pour it on Keith. mrs_snape *offers a round of hot chocolate* damsel_since_ten says, we don't wanna you to leave slytherin_daughter says, I think this calls for a ratapult - a catapult of jelly rats. catlady_de_los_angeles says, If Petunia was adopted by the Evans family, all those recently posted theories abaout Blood Relations wouldn't work keithfras casts Syrup-repelling charm mrs_snape says, Oops, i didn't mean to pour that in your lap!!! damsel_since_ten schnoogles dina foxdancer16 continues, 'As a punishment for the fish law comment: damsel_since_ten says, dinah* selah_1977 says, OOH! There should be a silly food fight in the Great Hall! Can't you just see Snape and McGonagall trying to restore order? foxdancer16 removes syrup-charm in her kitsune form keithfras says, Snape could chuck potions over everyone selah_1977 says, And they could use their wands! mrs_snape says, I can see Severus, and whipped cream and strawberries - hasn't much to do with order, though insanus_scottus says, That would be sooo funny. Though I could see Dumbledore joining in. groovyproginoskes says, What are the arguments behind Petunia being adopted? insanus_scottus says, is it just me? damsel_since_ten sneezes selah_1977 says, Can the Snapefans explain to me the appeal? I don't get it. keithfras transforms into massive tiger form to avoid syrup attacks keithfras says, Bless you. foxdancer16 says, oh, anyone here read 'Sacrificial Lamb' and its companion stories? mrs_snape says, lol - I'll just shut up and throw food at you again, shall I? keithfras roars foxdancer16 hisses mrs_snape *splotches keith with a bowl of pudding* slytherin_daughter says, Snape - tall, dark, mysterious, evil, and greasy - how shexy! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Just my opinion: Petunia is more like Narcissa than like Lily so maybe she was narcissa's sister who was thrown away fro being a Squib and that is why she h ates magic mrs_snape says, chocolate!!1 selah_1977 says, Don't get me wrong, I love Rickman... just not Snape. He's the teacher I fear being like! keithfras uses powers over ice to freeze all syrup catlady_de_los_angeles says, Snape: brilliant mind, witty insults damsel_since_ten gulps.. she broke a Minnesotan law.. mrs_snape says, It's the appeal of tall, dark and brooding - I wouldn't want him as a teacher keithfras says, He's bitter (unlike the Murphy's) foxdancer16 lasses her three tails slytherin_daughter says, Ditto, Eb. Yay for Rickman, boo for Snape selah_1977 says, Witty? All his insults are mean! keithfras says, How did you break a Minnesota law? mrs_snape says, But if you get inside those walls he's just a great person to have selah_1977 says, To pick on Neville is just... just... foxdancer16 says, I like Snape a lot, but I'd probably cry on a daily basis if he were my teacher keithfras is away (be right back) foxdancer16 says, mrs snape - agreed mecki987 says, Petunia NOT Harry's Aunt ? That would explain a lot ! catlady_de_los_angeles says, SnapeLovers assume that we aren't his students but his colleqagues whom he consideres not to be dunderheads damsel_since_ten says, It's against the law to sleep naked mrs_snape says, Maybe not entertaining or cute, but someone *I* would like to know and have as a friend and care for damsel_since_ten says, in Minnesota insanus_scottus says, Against the law to what? damsel_since_ten says, sleep naked selah_1977 says, But he's not even all that nice to his colleagues, Rita! slytherin_daughter says, In Nebraska you can't shoot any game out of a car window - except for whales. catlady_de_los_angeles says, foxdancers: only three? not nine? mrs_snape says, Sounds strange - but then it's quite cold in Minnesota, right? foxdancer16 says, Emily - what? insanus_scottus says, um, that sounds rather um unenforcable...eh? selah_1977 says, It's against the law to sleep naked in what state? slytherin_daughter says, It's a law. foxdancer16 says, Rita - no, not yet. I'm only a young fox. damsel_since_ten says, Not always, Dinah the summer its HOT slytherin_daughter says, Yet there are no whales in Nebraska. owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (Auto-Away) mrs_snape says, it is? Well, that's a stupid law then! damsel_since_ten says, In MN its against the law to sleep naked foxdancer16 says, isn't Nebraska completely surrounded by land? mrs_snape says, Very obscure catlady_de_los_angeles says, He's mean to Lockhart, who DESERVES it foxdancer16 says, There are a lot of stupid laws catlady_de_los_angeles says, adn Remus, who does't plinsenmayer enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, but not to McGonagall foxdancer16 says, and poor Neville catlady_de_los_angeles says, Penny! insanus_scottus says, Penny! slytherin_daughter says, Eeek! Penny! selah_1977 says, Oh, silly laws... in Michigan, it's the law that every bar is supposed to have a hitching post out front. foxdancer16 says, hi, Penny selah_1977 says, Penny! mrs_snape says, But he has an old grudge against Remus, he still..... plinsenmayer says, Hi! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Penny, you know what everyone wants to aske you! mrs_snape *hugs Penny* Hi! mecki987 says, Hey, I'm new in here and don't come from USA either. Would somebody PLEASE tell me, what this is all about ? foxdancer16 says, and even his thing with Neville could be explained catlady_de_los_angeles says, Mecki, what what is abaout? mrs_snape says, He still considers him the person who nearly ate him when he was a teen! owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Hello plinsenmayer says, Yes, I'm still pregnant! And *not* in labor! foxdancer16 says, hi. selah_1977 says, Mecki--we're just talking about still and outdated laws! plinsenmayer says, Obviously selah_1977 says, still, not silly! damsel_since_ten says, Hey Penny! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, what still Penny? insanus_scottus says, Well lets hopes so... selah_1977 says, We're glad to see you, Penny! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Penny, we imagine you typing on a 'laptop' in the delivery room.... mecki987 says, Hey Penny ! How are you ? How's your Baby? maud_moody is back. damsel_since_ten says, my sister was supposed to be born the month before her birth date LOL plinsenmayer says, Nah, I'm at home on my desktop PC .... maud_moody says, Penny, is this your first? mrs_snape says, A month late? Whoa, that's quite much insanus_scottus says, Here comes the onslaught of questions... catlady_de_los_angeles says, my friend Barry was a month late. His wife says that's because he's really halt extrea terrestrial catlady_de_los_angeles says, half not halt mrs_snape says, Hey Rebecca, you're back! plinsenmayer says, Yes, first baby. Baby is fine ... getting bigger though. I was a month late but this baby isn't goin' that long! maud_moody is away (be right back) maud_moody says, Oh, poop, the baby woke up. catlady_de_los_angeles says, if Petunia isn't Lily's BIOLOGICAL sister, what makes her st catlady_de_los_angeles says, the only famly'? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Harry has left... mrs_snape says, What makes her keep Harry is the more interesting answer foxdancer16 says, I should go back and work on Cinderharry damsel_since_ten says, She was supposed to be born 12/25/78 but instead came 1/17 catlady_de_los_angeles says, The ancient magic follows adoption laws? mrs_snape says, question i mean. Blah! maud_moody is back. mecki987 says, When you have a Baby ,it is : better too late, than too early. And I mean it ! foxdancer16 says, I assume Dumbledore made it very clear that Harry was to stay. Or somewhere deep down, she still loves her sister mrs_snape says, Rebecca, they were just asking what the appeal in Severus was! bob_the_bouncy_bum says, goodbye everybody mrs_snape says, bye! foxdancer16 says, bye... insanus_scottus says, It only works if we assume that it has nothing to do with blood relationships. bob_the_bouncy_bum :salues fellow groupers:: selah_1977 says, See you later! bob_the_bouncy_bum says, *salutes mrs_snape says, A friend of mine had a baby when she was 14 and he came over three months early bob_the_bouncy_bum leaves mrs_snape says, But he's fine now insanus_scottus says, and we can't really assume that. keithfras is back. mecki987 says, My daughter came 3 months early too. selah_1977 says, Must be very deep down that she loves her sister, then... Petunia's been nothing but mean to Harry. insanus_scottus says, so probably she's really Lilys sis. keithfras and is a bl**dy animal catlady_de_los_angeles pets nice animal mrs_snape says, Petunia is an animal??? selah_1977 says, My aunt just had her baby two weeks ago... she was nearly a month early. slytherin_daughter says, My school has a remarkably high teen mother ratio. Several of my friends have children. foxdancer16 says, yeah. Or the love got really TWIsted....'it's Harry's fault', etc. groovyproginoskes says, Catlady_de_los_angeles o you think Petunia's the older or younger sister? damsel_since_ten says, Humans are animals.. damsel_since_ten says, ;-) plinsenmayer says, Trying to figure out the Petunia thread here ... mrs_snape *growls* groovyproginoskes says, Opp, I didn't mean to address that to Catlad de los angeles! keithfras says, OK, this orange is rotten! maud_moody says, Penny: my heart goes out to you. Nicholas was eight days late and I nearly went nuts! insanus_scottus says, We're talking about whether Petunia is indeed Harry's aunt Penny.. selah_1977 says, Em--I can relate. Plenty of my friends have children that are in elementary school. (We'll be 24 this year.) mrs_snape says, I think she's older - I mean, Dudley is as old as harry, right? and petunia surely didn't ave her son that early on in her life catlady_de_los_angeles says, She's like my friend Jim's insane mother who liesi n her bedroom in the dark and screams at her dead relatives including her sister Loretta maud_moody says, Okay, now I'm catching up... Ebony, I like Snape because there's more to him than meets the eye and I feel sure he is going to be vindicated. damsel_since_ten says, i think she is his aunt.. how else would they leave him off there in the first place? selah_1977 says, Yes, Petunia has to be older. JKR's remarks in chat seem to confirm that Lily was a pretty young mom. selah_1977 says, Thanks, Rebecca. keithfras says, Everyone else knows all these interesting people! slytherin_daughter says, Petunia could have been a teen mom... mgrantwich enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, Aunt, but adopted? insanus_scottus says, I've always assumed that Petunia was older but I don't thing that it's ever stated. mrs_snape *notes down on her "to do" list - must go and by huge dictionary* plinsenmayer says, I think Petunia is likely older for some reason owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ keithfras says, Can't see Petunia as a teen mom...I think she's older slytherin_daughter says, can't really imagine that, but hey, you never know... selah_1977 says, Petunia could have been a teen mom, but I doubt it! foxdancer16 says, plus she said Snape's 35/6, and MWPP were in his year. If we assume that Lily was their age or within a year or two, then... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Emily, Petunia probably wasn't a YOUNG teen mon, with her morbid obsession with acting bourgeoise maud_moody says, Maybe Harry is actually related to *Vernon* by blood... slytherin_daughter says, Oooh, creepy thought groovyproginoskes says, Opp, I didAh, it does make sense that Petunia is older. I once read a fanfic where Petunia and Lily were twins, but surely that would have been mentioned... damsel_since_ten says, how can he be related to vernon? selah_1977 says, Why can't Petunia be a blood relative? What's the problem? mrs_snape says, No can't be catlady_de_los_angeles says, NO, then he would be related to Aunt Marge and she wojldn't hate him quie as much foxdancer16 says, and Aunt Marge € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, blood on the carpet? keithfras says, ? foxdancer16 says, blood on the carpet?? groovyproginoskes says, I'm sorry, bits of my old messages keep getting posted when I try to post again... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Petunia could be Lily's biological sister, but she resembles narcissa so much more than LIly keithfras hands round bits of the orange that isn't rotten maud_moody says, Rita: I mean he is but distantly and they don;t know it. slytherin_daughter says, And Vernon asked Petunia what Harry's name was, and all of that... plinsenmayer says, Why are we wondering if Petunia is the blood relative? She's clearly Lily's sister from the text foxdancer16 says, groovy: you need to scroll to the left with your arrows, then delete mgrantwich says, Actually, I think Petunia blew up Aunt Marge (unknowingly) damsel_since_ten says, ooh.... I was talking to Lizzy about weird pairings and we came up with R/H with AM/R mrs_snape says, Keith: Thanks for not poisoning us mrs_snape says, selah_1977 says, If Petunia was a teen mom, and Dudders and Harry are within the same cohort, then Vernon must be way older than her. catlady_de_los_angeles says, so I woul dlike her to be Narcissa's squib sister who was thrown away for being a squib groovyproginoskes says, Foxdancer16: Okay, thanks, I'll try that! foxdancer16 says, Narcissa's actually pretty insanus_scottus says, We were postulating...what Rita said. damsel_since_ten says, Aunt marge/Ripper foxdancer16 says, ew! selah_1977 says, I mean, they have a HOUSE in 1981... how many teens can afford a house in England at that age? mrs_snape says, Sounds like a novel concept - want to see that written by you! keithfras says, Ew! insanus_scottus says, Who has a house? keithfras says, In the words of Willow: ew! plinsenmayer says, I'm betting the house was an inheritance (James), Ebony keithfras hands round peanuts catlady_de_los_angeles says, Petunia would be pretty if she stopped stretching her neck over th fence and nose into other people's business plinsenmayer says, Oh, I bet you mean the Dursleys, right? Yeah, I agree with you Ebony. foxdancer16 says, actually, in Moon's 'Cub Scout' (pre-GoF), Lily's a Slytherin...one or both of her parents are Squibs, and the mum (I think) is a disgraced Malfoy mrs_snape *offers mint-tea and cheese-cake* foxdancer16 says, she would? selah_1977 says, Penny, I agree about Lil and James too... don't you think the fact that Petunia's Lil's older sister is right there in the text? selah_1977 says, Dinah--R/H is a Strange Pairing, isn't it? ;-) foxdancer16 says, takes some cheesecake and thanks mrs snape politely keithfras says, I think personality affects looks a lot...Petunia seems ugly because she sneers and spies and schemes insanus_scottus says, I've always thought James and lily had a nice little cottage, but I also like the idea that it might be a manor home called Godric's Hollow maud_moody says, Ebony: another reason I like Snape is that I have *always* mentally seen him as Alan Rickman mrs_snape says, Very, very strange, I am afraid quill_and_feather enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, wb jamieson foxdancer16 says, mrs snape - what? quill_and_feather says, Hello!!!!! foxdancer16 says, hi selah_1977 says, Really, Rebecca? You're much more talented than I... I thought Rickman was too good to play Snape at first. mrs_snape says, I had to read GoF to my lil breo and my mum cause she was too lazy to do it herself and I had scary thoughts during the yule ball chapter, though slytherin_daughter says, per cortesia mrs_snape says, They are soooo like an old married couple mgrantwich says, who is? mrs_snape says, But that's just onje of the reasons it could never work out insanus_scottus says, Who again? keithfras says, R/H selah_1977 says, No, they're sooooo like a bickering brother and sister. slytherin_daughter says, I think that the way Rickman looked in Robin Hood would have been more Snape-like than how they have him now. maud_moody says, I dunno why, except JKR's description of Snape's voice reminded me totally of AR's voice. slytherin_daughter says, I always thought he had a gotee. mrs_snape says, Alan Rickman is a bit too.... let's say chubby - I picture Sev to be unhealthy thin insanus_scottus says, They are so like, erm... plinsenmayer says, Ah, our favorite topic Ebony! foxdancer16 says, I just loved his opening speech....and I think he's clean-shaven catlady_de_los_angeles says, I'm trying to remember who posted last night that Dodric's Hollow is the name of a village not a house: because tpeople turn up'in' a village and 'at' a house mrs_snape says, And to have very long, slender hands mrs_snape says, Rickman doesn't have such hands foxdancer16 says, ack! Please, not the great Shipper debates insanus_scottus says, Harry/ Hermione OTOH mgrantwich says, You know, the gene pool is gotta be getting awfully shallow if people only marry inside the same school house mrs_snape says, But other then that I'm crazy for him as Sev maud_moody says, Dinah: true. Not chubby, but his face is squarer. selah_1977 says, Penny--it comes up every Sunday! And Sunday before last was the worst... I was the only one of our crew here! catlady_de_los_angeles says, percy/penelopg -- gryffindor/ravenclawe AND she waws Muggle born keithfras says, Harry/Cho then? plinsenmayer says, H/Cho is *so* over! insanus_scottus says, NOT H/C... quill_and_feather says, You don't think Harry will go with Cho? selah_1977 doesn't mind Harry/Cho dates as long as they're not serious. slytherin_daughter says, It'd be much too akward now. foxdancer16 says, I think they could be good friends, though maud_moody says, He doesn't??? The AR fan club *lives* for shots of his hands. Saitaina says, Nonononono...NO! keithfras says, I know! I was asking if mgrantwich advocated that? plinsenmayer says, Way too awkward slytherin_daughter doesn't mind H/C if Harry later discovers Ginny foxdancer16 says, ack. mgrantwich says, advocated what? selah_1977 gets her sickbag just in case. keithfras says, Harry/Ginny-in-proper-context 4eva! plinsenmayer says, Don't get me going on Ginny -- I might go into labor quill_and_feather says, I think Harry will always have a crush on Cho, though. insanus_scottus says, Anything but Harry Ginny I could see... selah_1977 says, LMAO, Penny! mrs_snape says, Snape (in my eyes) has very hollow cheeks, Saitaina says, Hary belongs wiht Ginny, Draco, Ron or Sirrus, but NOT Cho. maud_moody says, Jamieson: no, I think he'll grow out of it. slytherin_daughter says, R/H, then. foxdancer16 says, hey, Emily - I'll go with my twisted AU Punk!Harry and his soulmate any day...::winks:: mrs_snape says, His hands are wonderful keithfras says, Not always, surely. It's just a teenage thing. selah_1977 utilizes her sickbag mgrantwich says, Keithfras: what??? maud_moody says, Good cheekbones, definitely. slytherin_daughter says, LOL! Viktor/Harry! Woo-hoo! quill_and_feather says, Okay....jmo, is all...perhaps H/R then? He he he mecki987 says, We should start talking about Ginny if it helps you get your Baby, Penny (LOL) plinsenmayer says, LOL ebony mrs_snape says, It's just that I opicuter everything on Snape to look more thin and long, sharper edges insanus_scottus says, We don't really know Cho though and certainly not much more than we know Ginny. I don't think we can say. foxdancer16 high-fives Emily mrs_snape says, The noes is perfect, e.g. insanus_scottus says, But I think the Cho thing is over. keithfras agrees with Scott foxdancer16 says, Although I don't know you liked my idea that much, Em. selah_1977 says, Viktor/Harry? :::gets new sickbag::: mrs_snape says, I defenitely see Cho with Ron € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, leaving the way clear for Harry/Hedwig slytherin_daughter returns the high five selah_1977 says, Ron/Cho? Hmm. foxdancer16 says, er, Harry's almost twenty by this point insanus_scottus says, Cho and Ron? There's a thought. mrs_snape says, Eb, share with me, please? *starts to retch* Saitaina says, Cho belongs with Cedric (Yes I know he's dead but to love that doesn't matter) maud_moody says, Dinah: quote from WIP: "Snape's long-boned hands flicked through a pile of papers on his desk, sifting them into order." plinsenmayer says, Harry/Hedwig made the Romance FAQ - did you notice Simon? Just for you .. selah_1977 passes sickbag to Dinah slytherin_daughter says, it's a twisted AU! Anything could happen... keithfras says, Harry and Ron could fall out over Cho (or Hermione for that matter) mrs_snape says, Thanks maud_moody says, I have a hand thing too. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, haven't had a chance to read it yet € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, will do so soon catlady_de_los_angeles says, Cedric the hero would NOT want her to abe lonely and chldless (assumnig she wants children) forever just for his sake slytherin_daughter says, Well, I'll get out my sick bag if we discuss D/G...the very idea is nasty... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, meant ot be finishing off mine foxdancer16 says, yes, and Harry's screwed in the head, he's got the right to choose weirdo partners insanus_scottus says, Are the FAQ's up? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, but readinf fanfic instead quill_and_feather says, I still think we're going to see Ron with Hermione... plinsenmayer says, Harry & Ron likely will fall out over Herm IMO damsel_since_ten says, D/G I'm all for it, why is it nasty? groovyproginoskes says, Hopefully not over Hermione.... That would probably annoy her to no end. slytherin_daughter says, Ew! Ew! Evil! Saitaina says, Draco/Goyle? damsel_since_ten says, unless I missed something and its Draco/Goyle € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, the faqs are bit up selah_1977 says, I agree, Penny... and yes, it will annoy her. mrs_snape says, Hands are always the first body part I look - then eyes, then smile plinsenmayer says, FAQs are not up Scott -- just to the FAQs group though maud_moody says, Canon Draco & Hermione is very nasty. slytherin_daughter says, Draco/Ginny mrs_snape says, Everything else doesn't really interest me keithfras says, Mgrantwich: I was talking about Harry/Cho foxdancer16 says, ack, I couldn't stand that (H/H/R) insanus_scottus says, Ahhh, ok... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, we are meant to be proof reading them selah_1977 says, Canon Draco and Canon Ginny's nasty as well. maud_moody says, Hair? foxdancer16 says, hair? mgrantwich says, sorry too long ago; don't remember the comment € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, but I have many other things to occupy my days at teh moment! Saitaina says, Oh...hehe, sorry, I'm working on my fics so My mind went bye-bye selah_1977 says, H/H/R? Ewwy! maud_moody says, I was asking Dinah whether hair counted. foxdancer16 says, noo, I meant a love triangle, not a threesome slytherin_daughter says, I suppose what I really hate is the fact that everyone *likes* it, and it's so icky! quill_and_feather says, Okay, that ones nasty...HHR...::shudders:: foxdancer16 says, H/H warring H/R - better? mrs_snape says, Not so much, no. But back to AR - he looks so much better with his natural palish hair! plinsenmayer says, Love triangle -- absolutely. That's my pet theory (FITD) slytherin_daughter says, I've read a H/H/R smut fic before.. maud_moody says, Dinah: Yes, definitely. Saitaina says, I like H/H/R, it's cute (Unless one of the H's is Hagrid or Hedwig, then it's icky) catlady_de_los_angeles says, I know some threesome marraiges that lasted for decades selah_1977 is a FITD convert foxdancer16 says, or if the R is Remus slytherin_daughter loathes FITD quill_and_feather says, Saitaina: ROTFL!! foxdancer16 says, there are threesome marriages? keithfras says, Why is it icky? damsel_since_ten says, FITD? keithfras says, Because he's older? foxdancer16 agrees with Emily € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Hagrid/Hooch/Remus? slytherin_daughter says, too many reasons selah_1977 loathes Harry/Ginny pairings damsel_since_ten says, whats FTID? mrs_snape says, Noooooo! Poor Remus! foxdancer16 says, no, because I hate Remus/Hermione...Remus/Harry is fine. plinsenmayer says, why do you *loathe* FITD? It's gonna happen -- mark my words keithfras schnoogles Emily curiously slytherin_daughter loathes Draco/Ginny and Harry/Hermione € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Ron/Ginny catlady_de_los_angeles says, well, the law does't recognize them as marriages, but some churches will perform the weddings damsel_since_ten says, H/H/H/H/H? insanus_scottus says, on thing that I found interesting is the subtle hint to interracial romance (sort of) Harry likes Cho (asian) goes with Parvati (Indian) Angelina and Fred... Saitaina says, Remus belongs with Peter...this is a sacred pairing that youc annot touch! mrs_snape says, Oh well, Remus/hermione has something - though I'd probably protest keithfras says, Everyone/Everyone slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith explaintorily keithfras says, I read a Remus/Hermione keithfras says, LOL! selah_1977 says, R/H I can deal with... but H/G is asking a bit much. mrs_snape says, Not in my HP world - Remus/Sirius or some chick foxdancer16 says, noo! Remus can be with Severus, Sirius, or Harry...possibly a few other people keithfras says, You didn't mind the H/G in GtVS though.... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Siatna, now, Remus belongs with sirius. Your fic is an AU damsel_since_ten says, how about H/C? plinsenmayer :uses sickbag::: over both H/G & R/H slytherin_daughter says, H/D insanus_scottus says, Well for the most part Keith.. selah_1977 says, LOL, Penny! catlady_de_los_angeles says, someone mentioend Snape/Moody eaerlier keithfras says, (addressing Ebony) mrs_snape says, Yes, t'was me! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Mad-Eye not Maudie € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I am H/H and D/H keithfras says, Hedwig/Pigwidgeon forever! maud_moody says, Hedwig/Dumbledore? mrs_snape says, Def. Mad-Eye jferer enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, I had been wondering about using that pairing for real in my fic selah_1977 says, You don't know what it took for me to write R/H. keithfras says, LOL Saitaina says, NONNONO!! Remus belongs with Peter in all worlds, otherwise it just doesn't make sense. James belongs with Sirius (Or Lily or Lucy or Sev), Remus belongs with Peter (no argument) and the world is right with itself) plinsenmayer says, Hi Jim selah_1977 says, JIM! :::waves::: insanus_scottus says, Which one Rita? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Hello Jim maud_moody says, I should hope not! mrs_snape says, What about writing a really creepy fic??? Severus/Sybil!!!!!! owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ mrs_snape says, Hey! jferer says, Hi, All! Can't stay but a minute. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Severus/Alastor keithfras offers round bits of Bounty bar insanus_scottus says, Remus/Peter...I hope you're kidding. selah_1977 says, How about Severus/No one? € owlfriend_of_hedwig thanks keith maud_moody says, I love that name. Alastor... mrs_snape says, Severus/Me!!!!!!!!! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, but says nothanks to the chocolate keithfras says, Maybe the coconuts in this thing were brought by an African swallow! maud_moody says, Eb: OK. Saitaina says, I am not! Remus and Peter FOREVER!!!! The just...fit together. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, already ate enough today mrs_snape says, Severus and Dinah - alone the look of it is great insanus_scottus says, Severus the celibate? He can't he's marrying Dinah! jferer says, Alastor is one of those totally British names, like Ian and Graham. foxdancer16 says, Alastor/Severus...'I hope to meet you down a dark corridor someday' catlady_de_los_angeles says, Remus fits with a coward and traitor? plinsenmayer says, Remus & *Peter*???! Huh??? selah_1977 says, Actually, wouldn't it be fun if JKR kept canon ship-free? maud_moody says, And Simon. mrs_snape says, Yes, he is - but I must die *bwahahaaaaa* € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and Simon what? mrs_snape says, Is it going to be gruesome, Scott??? keithfras says, Sinead/Keith in fanfic, Sinead/Dai and Emily/Keith in here. foxdancer16 says, Eb - yes insanus_scottus says, Just you wait... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Alastor is the name of a male sprit of vengeance like Nemesis. You are thinkg Alistair, whch is a form of Alexander € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Simon/Cass groovyproginoskes is away (be right back) jferer says, I suspect JKR will keep it basically ship-free for main characters. maud_moody says, A typically British name. mrs_snape says, Dinah/Sickbag selah_1977 says, Penny--this is the obligatory "weird pairings" section of chat. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, thanks rebecca selah_1977 says, Jim--I hope so. Saitaina says, Peter is not a traitor...he was forced into the action by being a coward...but actually I ment before Peter turned tail, Wormtail (Voldie's flunky) does not deserve sex keithfras says, LOL! Saitaina says, Or any form of loving € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, eb - why is simon/cass weird? jferer says, We might see side characters pair off. damsel_since_ten says, Sinead/Dai offplace else slytherin_daughter says, Wormtail is sho shexy keithfras says, Voldemort/Wormtail? Think that one's been done. maud_moody says, My next son will be named Simon. keithfras says, Ooh, do tell Sinead. selah_1977 says, Simon, you'll see just how weird I think it is next chapter. Saitaina says, Voldie/Lucy/Wormy is a popular pairing yes Keith € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, you do me too much of an honour Your buddy ancientstarchild has gone off pager keithfras says, Jerry Springer could do a whole episode about this chatroom.... plinsenmayer says, When's the next chapter of TIP Eb? foxdancer16 waves the Viktor/Harry flag € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, finally I get a girl? damsel_since_ten hits Keith for being gutterminded insanus_scottus says, I really like Remus...he's one of my favourite characters...I have so much sympathy for him. Not any for wormtail. Sorry maud_moody says, Sorry, was decided before I met you. mecki987 says, I don't believe there will be any strong SHIPS until after Hogwarts. But maybe she'' mention something in an epilogue ;-) mrs_snape hands out a virtual variety of those rubber-thingies to all concerned couples keithfras apologises to Sinead catlady_de_los_angeles says, Simon, one of my betas suggested pairing Dr. Branford with Pansy Parkinson selah_1977 says, Penny--hopefully by next weekend, but I don't think you'll get a chance to read it! :::sniffles::: Saitaina says, *sniffles and hugs Peter* Apparently I'm the only oen who loves him. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, cat - kill the beta jferer says, JKR? Tie everything up? No way, leave 'em wanting more. plinsenmayer says, Boo, hiss! mrs_snape says, Sounds good to me Rita <eg> maud_moody says, Yes, you are. jferer leaves mrs_snape says, Wanna read this! plinsenmayer says, I agree with Jim --- no epilogue. selah_1977 says, Penny, I'm sorry! I was trying to rush just for you... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Pansy is smart and pretty in my fic quill_and_feather is away (on the phone) keithfras says, Simon/Sinead in ToT - but Keith the kilted vintner kills them both in a fit of rage € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, that is better keithfras says, keithfras says, Joking! keithfras says, Joking € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i am missing in ToT damsel_since_ten says, Simon/Sinead in ToT? groovyproginoskes is back. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and married plinsenmayer says, How 'bout a sneak peek Ebony? ::: hands virtual chocoloates to Ebony as a bribe::: keithfras says, That's not happening - it's Sinead/Keith keithfras says, Like the RR. mrs_snape says, Sounds like some strange "spirit-of-spring" RR we would create selah_1977 says, YeaSure! I'll send what I have of 9 and 10 to your in-box right now. ;-) Saitaina says, Now we're discussing the love life's of cameo's? I think we did a flash back to last weekend keithfras says, We could do one for May Day...pagan fertitlity festival and all that. mrs_snape says, Sounds... interesting! keithfras says, *fertility plinsenmayer says, Ooh, I'll be checking soon then. Thanks! Saitaina says, It's not May Day it's Beltain that's the pagen holiday selah_1977 says, All my cameos have matches... I can't help but matchmake. ;-) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i would suggest one, but don't have the time keithfras says, When's Beltane? catlady_de_los_angeles says, The people who throw up at seeing pairings thei dont like wfo ruin the party mrs_snape thinks about the Maypole symbolism and blushes* damsel_since_ten says, May 1st keithfras says, LOL! Saitaina says, May 23 or 27 (I forget and don't have my calender) foxdancer16 says, I think Harry gets paired with the most characters...him, or Hermione damsel_since_ten says, keithfras says, In round robins, or generally? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, selah_1977 says, Oh, no--not a Mayday Round Robin! :::hides::: slytherin_daughter says, Oooh. Fertility festival.. Saitaina says, Harry just looks good with everyone. foxdancer16 says, generally mgrantwich is away (Auto-Away) catlady_de_los_angeles says, so much for the house elves to clean up keithfras schnoogles Emily slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith keithfras throws kipper at Rita owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles selah_1977. mrs_snape says, Eb, you want to be paired of with.... any thoughts, wishes???? hehehe selah_1977 says, Harry isn't all that good-looking, Saitana. ;-P keithfras says, Now with the schnoogling.... foxdancer16 says, well,schnoogles Emily foxdancer16 says, argh mrs_snape Defends Rita with a trout damsel_since_ten grabs Keith and schnoogles him to make Emily jealous foxdancer16 schnoogles Emily selah_1977 schnoogles Simon back insanus_scottus says, I'm going to have to go. Bye everyone, I might drop in later....*schnoogles everyone* and Penny HAVE THAT BABY! mrs_snape schnoogles Scott Saitaina says, Yes he is, dark hair, cute eyes and glasses, and come on, you gotta love a guy in clothes too big for him... selah_1977 says, Bye Scott! mrs_snape says, Bye! foxdancer16 says, Harry is too good looking catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by scot foxdancer16 says, bye € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, bye groovyproginoskes leaves plinsenmayer says, Disagrees with Ebony on the good-looking Harry thing -- PoU Harry especially. Bye Scott (thanks) insanus_scottus leaves keithfras pushes foxdancer away and schnoogles Emily again keithfras says, Namarie! slytherin_daughter says, oops, behind the times here. maud_moody says, And the hair. The tousled hair is the best part... foxdancer16 shoves Keith away in kitsune form catlady_de_los_angeles says, the harry child actor Is aall that goodlookinng.... slytherin_daughter says, *hides* you're all schnoogling me! selah_1977 says, Penny, Saitana--I'm kidding. You should KNOW I'm lying through my teeth. keithfras says, kitsune? Saitaina says, Now when compaired to the God of all men Draco, then Harry's ugly as anything. Saitaina says, *giggles* Of course I knew that... keithfras transforms into colossal tiger again selah_1977 says, Harry and Draco are equal, I think. mrs_snape hands Em a whip foxdancer16 says, yeah, kitsune...erm. Japanese magical fox. (darnit, how come the kappa was in FB and not the kitsune?!) plinsenmayer says, I think JKR has a thing for black-haired men .... makes H/H all the more intriguing keithfras says, What does kitsune mean? selah_1977 says, Penny, I think so, too! LOL! foxdancer16 says, Harry'sas cute or cuter. keithfras says, Normal-sized fox? Saitaina says, nonono! Draco is God, Harry pesant...course I like Peter and Voldie so I'm not a judge. catlady_de_los_angeles says, can other people see saitana's harry draco Avatar? foxdancer16 says, well, they're shapeshifters... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i have avatars turned off keithfras says, How big a thing can they change into? keithfras says, I'm not in cheeta quill_and_feather is back. Saitaina says, I turned off my Harry/Draco smooching Avi, Instead this one's DRaco from the trailer foxdancer16 says, no clue. They can definitely fake humans keithfras hands round polos € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, no thanks quill_and_feather says, Have to jet everybody, my Mums on the phone long distance from Newfoundland....sigh, paretns. catlady_de_los_angeles says, your h/d are both so beautiful... selah_1977 says, I just wish Harry would get taller in canon... hope he takes after James in the height department. catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by jameson slytherin_daughter says, <g> and so those who previously schnoogle me start talking mythical creatures. Lovely. mrs_snape says, Bye Jamieson!!! *hugs* foxdancer16 says, there are legends about women unmasked as kitsune because their tails poked out from under their kimono selah_1977 says, See you later, Jamieson! plinsenmayer says, I like him shorter -- like in DS slytherin_daughter says, Bye, Jamieson! foxdancer16 says, bye Jamieson keithfras says, Well, change into a human, I'll turn into Kendo-Chin's human form, and we can duke it out with monkfish at twenty paces. quill_and_feather says, BYE EVERYBODY!!! ::Gives everyone hugs!!:: foxdancer16 says, Penny, much agreement keithfras says, Namarie! foxdancer16 says, er...no. plinsenmayer says, I think shortness is part of who he is quill_and_feather leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, or because they were pregnant and hgave birtg foxdancer16 says, I'm for slashing him, and I just prefer short. mrs_snape says, Harry = Small and feisty??? selah_1977 says, Is he short or tall in ASA/PoU/STNE? catlady_de_los_angeles says, to a litter of fox cubs iinstead of hunab husbands baby selah_1977 says, Small and feisty? Sounds like a pet. mgrantwich is back. mgrantwich says, time to make dinner; bye now foxdancer16 says, what do you guys think - taller than Draco, or shorter? plinsenmayer says, Tall in ASA/PoU Saitaina says, I think Harry will get taller, like Ron. keithfras says, Namarie! slytherin_daughter says, and must be chained up. mrs_snape says, Bye! selah_1977 says, Well, in the movie... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, harry is shorter than draco but not by much mgrantwich leaves selah_1977 says, And JKR was okay with the casting... slytherin_daughter says, is James described as short? Saitaina says, Harry WILL be taller then DRaco (who will remain short and cute) but right now their same height € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, draco and hermione are about the same size keithfras says, We don't know. catlady_de_los_angeles says, jamrs was tall mrs_snape says, No, James's tall, i think plinsenmayer says, I don't think so ... not unless late growth spurt. James was tall selah_1977 says, No, I think James is described as tall. plinsenmayer says, I think Draco & Harry are about same height catlady_de_los_angeles says, drao will be tasll and cute, keithfras says, I was small at Harry's age. I'm fairly tall now. plinsenmayer says, They're both seekers -- as Cass notes in DS foxdancer16 collars small and feisty Harry mrs_snape says, Draco = cute still gives me shudders catlady_de_los_angeles says, will draco brcome taller than sanpe catlady_de_los_angeles says, if so at what all? foxdancer16 says, I think Draco's tall keithfras says, Me too, Dinah! slytherin_daughter says, I hate how in D/H slash, Draco is portrayed as a weak little waif. Got to hate that. Saitaina says, Draco will remain small and cuddly plinsenmayer says, Just b/c James was tall doesn't mean Harry will be, right? mrs_snape says, I could picture it well foxdancer16 says, you're talking about H/D slash, Em slytherin_daughter says, Erm. Yes. keithfras says, Have you read Harry Potter and the Friends of Dorothy, Em? mecki987 says, Draco and cudly? He's about as cudly as a cactus ! foxdancer16 says, oh, yes Saitaina says, Em-I never portray Draco as anything other then Draco selah_1977 says, I just hope he's tall... but it's all a matter of taste. slytherin_daughter says, D/H *is* H/D. groovyproginoskes enters mrs_snape says, Draco = 6 foot, Snape a bit smaller... Saitaina says, Draco is cudly! foxdancer16 says, Hulking!Draco and Short!Harry mrs_snape says, Bah! mrs_snape says, Oh well, who am I to talk? <g> Saitaina says, Keith-I've read it *snickers* that's definity Draco! selah_1977 says, Er... keithfras doesn't like really tall girls - not that that's relevant foxdancer16 says, no, D/H is not H/D...well, yes they are, but the dynamics can be a bit different foxdancer16 says, I wanted that story to end Harry/Draco selah_1977 says, at Keither... keithfras says, Not in general at any rate mrs_snape says, catlady_de_los_angeles says, HP&FoM -- Draco's most appetizing outfit is not tiny shorts (or anything nearly naked) because it emphasizes his lack of tan selah_1977 at Keith, rather keithfras says, Keither? More Keith? foxdancer16 says, I dunno, Keither is a cool name catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dianh, Draco six foot at what age? slytherin_daughter is glad taht she's shortish slytherin_daughter says, *that mrs_snape says, lack of tan - or other important body parts? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Keither is one of the sephiroth in kabala, no? selah_1977 says, It was a typo--I was sticking out my tongue at your remark. I'm sensitive about my height. mrs_snape says, in his seventh year? I could see that mecki987 says, He's slimey, arogant and spiky, but certainly NOT cuddly ! catlady_de_los_angeles says, DMrs Snape is being a jealojs bitch slytherin_daughter says, are you tall, Eb? selah_1977 says, Relatively. plinsenmayer says, Yes, she is! keithfras says, Like I said, not a hard and fast rule. Actually, I think Possibly But Probably Not Looking At Me Girl is quite large Saitaina says, Draco is cuddly and short!!1 (allow me my delusions, it's hard being 5'3") mrs_snape says, I'm 1,76 metres. plinsenmayer says, 'course I'm 5.2 selah_1977 is 5' 10". agent_starling_1999 enters keithfras is 5'11" (I think) damsel_since_ten says, hey Starling! mrs_snape says, Hi! agent_starling_1999 says, Hey! foxdancer16 says, hi, Starling catlady_de_los_angeles says, hi starling thr famous person! selah_1977 says, Starling! :::hugs Starling::: slytherin_daughter says, 5'8 Saitaina says, Hey starling! keithfras says, Starling! Mae govannen! Elen sila lumenn omentielvo! keithfras glomps Starling slytherin_daughter says, Oooh, it's The Artist damsel_since_ten says, 5'10? 5'8? plinsenmayer says, Emily if you are 5.8 you are not "shortish" selah_1977 says, Penny, if it's any consolation, I always wanted to be cute and petite. agent_starling_1999 says, *glomps everybody* damsel_since_ten says, I'm a measly 5'4" foxdancer16 says, yes, the famous person. Wait, Penny's famous too. And Ebony, and Keith, and... mrs_snape *wipes off her butt* slytherin_daughter says, yes, I am. Everyone is taller than I am. keithfras says, My D&D character is 5'11"...I think catlady_de_los_angeles says, 5'3" and had any troubke kissing taller men -- the bend foxdancer16 says, oh, you know glomping! From who? damsel_since_ten glomps Starling back mecki987 says, I'm 1.65 metres, so being short is not the problem, the kid Draco is Saitaina says, *whaps em for calling 5'8" "Shortish"* mrs_snape says, Oooh, I have Draco doing that to Snape in my fic - the old slimer <g> keithfras says, Depends what you mean by famous! slytherin_daughter says, Then again, perhaps people are just giants around here. maud_moody says, I'm 5'8". owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles agent_starling_1999. damsel_since_ten says, My friend Laura is 5'11" nice to have a tall friend! keithfras says, I'm certainly not as famous as Starling or Penny or Ebony. plinsenmayer says, Everyone cannot be taller than you if you're 5.8 -- try being 5.2 on a good day maud_moody says, BTW, is Snape actually described as "tall" anywhere? selah_1977 says, LOL, Penny! mrs_snape says, I think so - but I'm not really sure selah_1977 says, I'm not famous! I just don't know when to shut up! agent_starling_1999 says, *snorts* don´t compare me to Penny and Eb, I am just a humble groupie foxdancer16 says, actually, outside HPFG, I've seen you (Keith) mentioned more often than penny (no offense, Penny) slytherin_daughter says, that's, like, midgit height... keithfras says, Maybe I'm more than 5'11"....I'm taller than my dad. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Penny: my friend Lee is 4'10" one quarter inc too tall to joine Leageue of LIttle People mrs_snape says, I wouldn't picture him to be completely towering or something,m but quite tall, yes keithfras says, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maud_moody says, Dinah: I've never seen an exact reference. I think it's just assumed because he's described as "thin". foxdancer16 says, yeah. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dinah: Draco did what to Snape in your fic? keithfras says, Where are all these people who talk about me? selah_1977 says, I like tall men... and tall men like short, petite girls. So I have issues I'm working through. maud_moody says, Nobody talks about me *gloom* foxdancer16 says, we were having a LotR discussion, and someone mentioned your fic and said good things mrs_snape says, Snape landed on his butt cause he's injured and Draco wanted to be a slimer and brushed off his clothes. damsel_since_ten joins Maud in gloom keithfras says, Where was this? Saitaina says, Dude, where are the men who like short girls and lead me to them!!! foxdancer16 says, er, on the hpfwa, where I met Emily. You guys call it the Cassie hate-list. mrs_snape says, Snape finally shoves him away when he brushes rotten leaves off his butt in over-enthusiasm catlady_de_los_angeles This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group : catlady_de_los_angeles http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ mrs_snape says, BTW, my Snape is straight maud_moody says, Dinah: LOL! keithfras says, I do seem to be one of the few people who writes decently thought out crossovers keithfras waves hand towards Saitaina keithfras is taken though damsel_since_ten says, I still need to read Keith's fics keithfras schnoogles Emily mecki987 says, My little daughter (7) is only about a metre short. she didn't grow for 3 years until we started with growth-hormone. That works, but we don't know, where she will end up mrs_snape says, Rebecca, I'm talking to you! damsel_since_ten says, its on my pile to read after I finish school mrs_snape *hugs Rebecca* maud_moody says, Keith: I do, too. Or I would if I ever got around to finishing my XF/DW crossover. slytherin_daughter beams and schnoogles Keith Saitaina says, *Pouts at Kieth* Ah well, I still got Peter and Voldie around her to keep me companty owlfriend_of_hedwig Glomps all the girlies maud_moody hugs Dinah back catlady_de_los_angeles says, schbiigkes keithfras says, Voldie is very tall mrs_snape says, Ooooooh! foxdancer16 says, Keith; well, it's a fusion, but I think I'm overdoing my Cinderharry story... keithfras chases Simon away with a halibut mrs_snape *schnooogles all the guys with enthusiasm* catlady_de_los_angeles schnioogles Simon keithfras says, XF/DW? owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles mrs_snape mrs_snape says, X-Files and? catorman enters selah_1977 says, That's why all the female characters I write are under 5'7"... my mCinderharry? LOL! mrs_snape says, Hey Catherine! owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ slytherin_daughter says, *where schnoogling happens a lot...* keithfras says, I guessed x-files, what's DW? selah_1977 says, Hi, Catherine! catorman says, Hi everyone € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, al is not here em € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hello agent_starling_1999 says, Hi! Saitaina says, Dude I can't stop gigglign now for some reason damsel_since_ten says, how's your drawing of Merling with the shexy owl going, Starling? slytherin_daughter says, I know. maud_moody says, Doctor Who. agent_starling_1999 says, lol It´s almost finished... maud_moody says, Sorry about the delay there, I was fighting my son for the mouse. mrs_snape says, Saitaina - that's what happens to me every Sunday mecki987 says, Well, bye for tonight ! Time for bed!! The kids get up at 5.30! keithfras says, ....and we think Nancy Stouffer is hot (well al does, after he sued her for $1 billion) keithfras says, Namarie! catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by Mecki damsel_since_ten says, its amazing! so realistic! plinsenmayer says, bye mecki selah_1977 says, See you later, Mecki! keithfras says, X-files/Buffy..... slytherin_daughter says, Nah, I think I was the one who decided she was hot, actually. foxdancer16 says, bye Mecki catorman says, Sorry I've missed you, Mecki mrs_snape says, I always go to bed and can's sleep for another two hours because of giggling an contemplating what everyone said Saitaina says, I think it's all the schnoggling, makes me giddy. mecki987 is away (Auto-Away) slytherin_daughter says, ....and we think Nancy Stouffer smokes pot....? agent_starling_1999 says, I am working on my very first real painting now damsel_since_ten says, I go to your gallery and stare at it wondering how she does it! selah_1977 says, Starling, your website is awesome--I just visited for the first time yesterday night! mrs_snape says, And what *I* have said (and that with horror <g>) mecki987 leaves Saitaina says, LOL Em!!!! OMG I just fell out of my chair!!! keithfras says, LOL@Emily keithfras schnoogles Emily agent_starling_1999 says, thanks Eb! slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith mrs_snape says, I wanted to go to Starlings website this afternoon and got stuck at schnoogle.com <g> Saitaina says, I litterally fell out of my chair and onto my mini hermy stature selah_1977 says, LOL! Schnoogle.com is a work in progress. <eg> slytherin_daughter and keeps saying things that somehow make people laugh catlady_de_los_angeles says, is thgere a schnoogle. com????? keithfras says, Schnoogle.com is probably a roaring success on the NASDAQ by now Saitaina says, brb mrs_snape says, Yes, there is - home of Heidi and Cassie, the masters of schnoogling damsel_since_ten says, there's a schnoogle.com!?! selah_1977 says, Penny, can you open up Word docs? mrs_snape says, NASDAQ?????? plinsenmayer says, Yes, Ebony! Can't wait ... keithfras says, No-one can be told what a schnoogle is: you have to experience it for yourself. selah_1977 says, http://www.schnoogle.com catlady_de_los_angeles says, NASDAQ-- t he stock exchange for dotcoms keithfras says, and other tech shares I think mrs_snape says, Aha!" Yes, probably selah_1977 says, Heidi's insane and Cassie's even loonier... but you've got to love 'em. catlady_de_los_angeles says, people made fortunes on it with the stock of companies who had never made a profit going up like a rocket keithfras says, Cass and Heidi will become zillionaires Saitaina says, back, had to update my email siggy catlady_de_los_angeles says, then in januaru it fell down like a stick slytherin_daughter says, If Cass doesn't evaporate... keithfras says, I like the little poem, Rita. selah_1977 says, Cass isn't going to evaporate... just send her good vibes and virtual chocolates, and she'll be right as rain very soon. ;-) keithfras says, In the words of someone in Alice in Wonderland: "We're all mad here!" mrs_snape says, Why should Cass evaporate? catlady_de_los_angeles says, poem? up like a rocket, down like a stick is a cliche, I gotit from Agatha Christie keithfras says, Why would Cass evaporate? keithfras says, profit/rocket - rhyme mrs_snape says, Missed something, wasn't online for much, and not at PoU-group damsel_since_ten says, LOL I love the website! slytherin_daughter says, She's . . . . not around... Saitaina says, Bursts out laughing-Draco and Slytherin...someone's been reading my mind here... mrs_snape says, Keith quoted Alice in Wonderland!!!! slytherin_daughter says, We are all Bozos on this bus... mrs_snape says, Dinah is happy <g> btw, the Cheshire Cat is a relative of mine catlady_de_los_angeles says, The Cheshire Cat catorman says, Is it Cass who wrote Draco Dormiens? Read it this week. keithfras says, LOL@Emily again keithfras schnoogles Emily selah_1977 says, Well... Cass exists in the Real World too, so she's had to take care of some things there. I have it on great authority that she's OK, and she still loves us dearly. catlady_de_los_angeles says, yes Cass write Draco DOrmiens keithfras says, Ug hit rock with club mrs_snape says, Glad to hear that! catlady_de_los_angeles says, sequal is Draco Siinster. slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith jamesf991 enters selah_1977 says, Catherine: wasn't it great? You've got to read Draco Sinister! catorman says, Yep, started on that too... mrs_snape says, Hey ! keithfras says, Mae govannen! selah_1977 says, Hi, James... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, DS is nearly complete mrs_snape says, DS rocks, absolutely € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Hello jamesf991 says, 'lo catlady_de_los_angeles says, All but the last chapter is up now, Cath can read it and not have to wait and wait to find out what happens after each cliff hanger selah_1977 says, And then we get... :::drumroll::: DV! keithfras says, Life rocks (especially when you're in the SS Chatroom) selah_1977 ::dances!::: plinsenmayer says, Can't wait for DV catorman says, I did love it...although I still think that Draco is a nasty little nazi (was it Amanda who coined that phrase?) mrs_snape says, Are you allowed to tell what the V is? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and Cass gets 4000 reviews keithfras says, Veritas catlady_de_los_angeles says, is v Volens? jamesf991 says, Draco vomens catorman says, Draco vomits? keithfras says, It's Veritas mrs_snape says, Aha, thanks! As I said, i was sleeping the sleep of online-madness for quite some time selah_1977 says, Oh, I say 10000... I only know a tiny bit, and it's going to be phenomenal. maud_moody says, Draco and a bunch of Vomen? slytherin_daughter says, Or "True Dragon", or "Truth of the Dragon"... catlady_de_los_angeles says, LOL jim cath keithfras says, LOL@maud_moody foxdancer16 says, Em, remember the V discussions? Vienna, Viola...what else? mrs_snape says, And then I come back and see that my name is in the HfGU hall of fame!!! plinsenmayer says, I know a little bit too (says smugly in true Bridget Jones fashion) € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, she will be over 4000 for DS by the time it is complete (she is at around 3750 at the moment) keithfras says, DVVS....Draco, Vine, Vomen, und Sond slytherin_daughter says, Vermouth, Vinyl... mrs_snape says, <g> And a Snape discussion - just glad I have a good excuse for hanging around so much maud_moody says, Gee, and I was feeling good about approaching 100... keithfras says, Venereal...... slytherin_daughter says, Visitor, Viola... catlady_de_los_angeles says, venerable selah_1977 says, LOL, Rebecca! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Cass is just in a different league slytherin_daughter says, Victorla... keithfras says, GtVS has 169 reviews and counting, HP and the Parallel Universe Problem has 114. damsel_since_ten hugs Simon mrs_snape says, Draco and the Villa with vigirosous ventilation selah_1977 says, A League of her Own, Simon! ;-) Saitaina says, My largest amout of reviews is six slytherin_daughter says, Reviews are reletive things. catorman says, Tell me - do Ginny and Draco get it together? keithfras says, HP vs Godzilla has 23, but it's only one chapter and my first fic. owlfriend_of_hedwig Glomps damsel_since_ten catlady_de_los_angeles says, Draco VIctorious -- it isn't latin jamesf991 says, I liked Godzilla selah_1977 says, Er... keithfras says, Do you have any fics posted, Emily? catorman says, Vituperative? mrs_snape says, Draco is a Villain???? *looks hopeful* slytherin_daughter says, Indeed, Keith. keithfras says, Who what when where? mrs_snape says, She's a slash-babe <g> keithfras says, M/M slash? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dinah, he's gorgeous, can't you get interested in a threessome??? mrs_snape says, And talked about creating BiBomber!Draco last week keithfras says, Draco Verminous mrs_snape says, Noo. I am faithful to my Severus! keithfras says, Draco the Vole (Moody comes to Hogwarts again) slytherin_daughter says, Not BiBomber... plinsenmayer says, Signing off now guys. Send me those drafts Eb!! mrs_snape says, And though I know it's a much-loved pairing, I think Snape/draco is icky! keithfras says, Namarie, Penny! mrs_snape says, Bye Penny! jamesf991 says, By Penny foxdancer16 says, bye, Penny keithfras says, Draco/Viktor catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dinah, he's gorgeous, can't you get interested in a threessome??? catorman says, Good luck Penny! catlady_de_los_angeles says, It isn't infidelity, what it IS, to let/help your husband bring a friend to bed with you-uns keithfras says, Draco Vernacular foxdancer16 says, nooo...Viktor belongs with Harry mrs_snape says, But that could just be me speaking mrs_snape says, Oh! it IS me speaking!!! Now what? foxdancer16 says, how about Dudley Voluminous? plinsenmayer leaves jamesf991 says, Draco Vermiform? Saitaina says, g2g guys, maybe see ya later *hugs and schnoggles to all and a kiss to Simon's cheek for reasons not yet revealed* keithfras says, LOL...Dudley in robes. foxdancer16 says, bye catorman says, Keith, have you got your dictionary out? mrs_snape says, Better then if he wanted me to bring a friend, right??? keithfras says, Namarie Saitaina agent_starling_1999 says, bye! keithfras says, No, I haven;t Saitaina leaves keithfras says, Draco Vanadium keithfras says, Draco takes a Metallurgy degree. catorman says, Pardon? mrs_snape says, DV = Draco goes to Venice!!! <giggles> catlady_de_los_angeles says, I seem to have missed BiBomber!Draco from last week??? EWxplain????? catorman says, What is vanadium? mrs_snape says, Your bed ready? foxdancer16 says, or Vienna catlady_de_los_angeles says, Venice CA where Cass and I lie keithfras says, A metal - an element catlady_de_los_angeles says, liVe slytherin_daughter says, Damn it, there is NO BiBomber!Draco. keithfras says, Number....(reaches for textbook) mrs_snape says, Yup! So get your hot pajamas ready catorman says, oh, no wonder I was clueless jamesf991 says, Cass is in Venice? slytherin_daughter says, Bomber!Draco is NOT bisexual. Or gay! keithfras says, Element 23 catlady_de_los_angeles says, Venice CA mrs_snape says, Em: But you thought about it! keithfras says, Dinah, what are you up to? slytherin_daughter says, Someone asked me to make Evil!Harry and Bomber!Draco shag. I said no. mrs_snape says, me? Nothing - I just want Draco to keep his hands off my man mrs_snape says, slytherin_daughter says, Just say no to warped slash. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I think Dianh is tryhing to send Draco to Cass and me to get him away from Severus keithfras schnoogles Emily mrs_snape says, Yes, that's it slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith mrs_snape says, Or I could send him to Keith - threesome with Em or so Whaddayasay? ?? Your buddy ancientstarchild is on pager mrs_snape grins evilly keithfras puts Draco in a package and sends him to cass's by DHL keithfras says, NO! slytherin_daughter says, there we go. catlady_de_los_angeles says, LOL @Keith slytherin_daughter says, *hides* catlady_de_los_angeles says, I laugh a lot in these chats maud_moody says, I've got to go... been using this chat as a cheap excuse not to write... no good any more. Bye everybody! foxdancer16 says, Em, nothing wrong with warped slash catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by Rebecca keithfras morphs into his D&D character and kicks Draco away with martial arts Your buddy geryon_advocate has gone off pager slytherin_daughter says, yes, there is. keithfras says, Namarie! mrs_snape says, *grabs Em by the hem of her robes and pulls her out of her rabitt-hole* selah_1977 says, Rita, have you ever met Cass? mrs_snape says, Bye! slytherin_daughter says, Noooo keithfras says, Depends what you mean by warped selah_1977 says, Bye, Rebecca! slytherin_daughter says, *hides again*' keithfras rescues Emily catlady_de_los_angeles says, Draco morphs into 300 foot long dragon and wmbraces (!) giant tiger slytherin_daughter is rescued keithfras says, No, no, wrong character! maud_moody leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, Eb: we live less than amile apart and have never met in person mrs_snape says, You don't have a neville's chance in Snape's dungeon, Em. no way to hide!! keithfras says, How far apart to we live, Emily? keithfras says, 4000 miles maybe? slytherin_daughter counts keithfras says, *do catorman says, Why have you never met Cass, Rita? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Keith, martial arts, dragon and tiger: explain???? mrs_snape says, He's the Samurai of Em's dreams slytherin_daughter says, Nah, it's 3000 across America, so it'd be something like 5000 to England mrs_snape says, foxdancer16 says, bye, everyone, it's bedtime. catlady_de_los_angeles says, She wanted to meet in venice for olunch on a weekday when I am working Downtown, or on a weekend morning at Small World Books, when I sleeping until noon..... catlady_de_los_angeles says, that can be transpated as I am antisocial slytherin_daughter says, *swats Mrs.Snape* jamesf991 says, Bye, Fox mrs_snape says, Bye! keithfras says, Sorry. I have a D&D monk character - martial arts. Then in another game I also have martial arts but am an immortal tiger spirit keithfras says, Namarie! foxdancer16 flicks her tail in farewell catorman says, I'm the same - find it difficult to make the effort sometimes... mrs_snape *ouch* catlady_de_los_angeles says, byby kitsune foxdancer16 leaves owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (Auto-Away) mrs_snape threatens Em with her wooden spoon wand mrs_snape says, BTW, it's for stirring potions slytherin_daughter says, *whips out mail bomb* keithfras freezes Dinah with ice powers (now in other character) slytherin_daughter that she borrowed from Bomber!Draco mrs_snape says, My Mum gets my mail for me, so there. If it ticks i make her open it keithfras says, Mail bomb..........? catlady_de_los_angeles says, btw, a martial arts school that I pass ont he bus to work has wonderful murals, including one of a dragon and one of a tiger walking on a narrow rock between fire damsel_since_ten is away (Auto-Away) slytherin_daughter says, Big Bada Boom. damsel_since_ten is back. damsel_since_ten says, LOL... I just read that part keithfras says, OK, your profile doesn't say where you live damsel_since_ten says, in Al's story catlady_de_los_angeles says, a friend showed up at frpg with fabulous hawaiian-style shirt with all-over pic of dragon wrestling tiger mrs_snape says, Where am I?? Am I dead? is this heaven? Hell? slytherin_daughter says, Yes, a mail bomb. Bombs are fun. selah_1977 says, Al's Snitch! is just great... slytherin_daughter says, I love Gangster!Harry. owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, snitch is funny slytherin_daughter says, He's so....fun. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I said , is that a shirt for the movie (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) mrs_snape says, Oh no, there's Em! I'm at the convention for weird schnooglers! slytherin_daughter says, catorman leaves agent_starling_1999 says, Snitch is great... and the Ron/Harry/Draco love triangle is so much fun! keithfras hopes Em isn't one of these people who look up how to make bombs on the Net and actually do it catlady_de_los_angeles says, he said, no it is just a martial arts shirt € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i suggested that gin should have decked herm slytherin_daughter is not, in fact, one of those people who looks up how to make bombs on the Net and actually does it catlady_de_los_angeles says, so can someone explain to me why the tiger and draogon is martial arts? mrs_snape says, I have seen every MacGyver episode at least three times and tried a few things - does that couint??? keithfras says, Whew. catorman enters keithfras schnoogles Emily catlady_de_los_angeles says, wb Cath slytherin_daughter schnoolges Keith catorman says, wb? keithfras says, That sounds painful mrs_snape says, Welcome Back! groovyproginoskes leaves catorman says, Oh, got it mrs_snape says, And a schnoogle-glomp, too € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, or warner bros catorman says, Sorry a little slow. catlady_de_los_angeles says, you were kicked out by yahoo so I said welcome back, slytherin_daughter says, how lewd keithfras says, Schnomp? Gloogle? groovyproginoskes enters damsel_since_ten says, need to read Snitch! catorman says, Is it just me this happens to? mrs_snape says, lol @ keith damsel_since_ten says, its on my pile to read catlady_de_los_angeles says, Catherine: gettting kicked out by Yahoo happens to everyone mrs_snape Schnomp-gloogles Keith € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i am reading dreamwalk blue, at long last catlady_de_los_angeles says, Catherine: losng track of the conversation happens to everyone keithfras says, Hey, just realised I haven't had any porn messages! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, revisions break stuff agent_starling_1999 says, I read DB last week, and I LOVED it mrs_snape says, I didn't get those for two weeks in a row!!! mrs_snape says, Cool catorman says, thanks Rita - glad I'm not the only one! keithfras says, I turned strangers' PMs off in preferences, but usually they still come up in the chat window. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, DB is quite good € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, also read slytherin rising this wek catlady_de_los_angeles says, maybe Yahoo got rid of the porn spammer when they deleted the porn egroups, including ones they said they weren't going to delete becaue of being test only slytherin_daughter says, Ditto. I think it's a miricle of God. Porn is dead. mrs_snape says, Have Snitch! already saved on disc - always read FF on my old computer in my room keithfras says, Dreamwalk blue? catorman says, I, also, haven't had any porn messages tonight - very unusual catlady_de_los_angeles says, have nay of the hp slash egourps been delted by Yahoo? elvenwren enters keithfras says, Anyone had any porn messages at all? slytherin_daughter says, they deleted porn egroups? mrs_snape says, Not that i know - femmeslash still exists, as well as SiriusandRemus € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, yahoo is clamping down on that sort of thing in responce to some lobbying elvenwren says, hello again slytherin_daughter says, S/R is naaaaaaaaaasty. keithfras says, I could test if they've vanished by allowing PMs from strangers.... mrs_snape says, Hi! catlady_de_los_angeles says, dreamwalk blue is a fic on ffnet about Dumbledore set during WWII in london, I haven't read it yet € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, why em? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Em, what have you got against Sirius/Remus keithfras says, Oh yeah, I think I read the beginning possibly mrs_snape says, She wants one of them catorman says, Rita - are you still worried about HP4GU being affected? slytherin_daughter says, no, I do NOT want one of them. catlady_de_los_angeles says, only a little tiny bit worried slytherin_daughter says, It just squicks me. keithfras says, ?I thought you loved slash? slytherin_daughter says, Who, me? keithfras phews at Emily's last comment but two catlady_de_los_angeles says, no, slytherin_gay_man mrs_snape says, I miss him - he was fun to bat eyelashes at mrs_snape says, <g> mrs_snape flirts with the room catorman says, Is all this WW2 stuff about Dumbledore stemming from the Grunewald comment? mrs_snape says, Grindelwald slytherin_daughter goes "ACK". keithfras ignores Dinah and schnoogles Emily catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dinah: who? Sirius? mrs_snape says, Actually a city in Austria damsel_since_ten says, what about slytherin_gay_man? slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith mrs_snape says, no, Slytherin_gay_man slytherin_daughter goes "BLEAH". keithfras says, Wassup? damsel_since_ten says, what? mrs_snape says, Can you imagine what's happen if *I* would bat my eyelashes at Sirius? catlady_de_los_angeles says, he fancies but Sirius AND Remus catorman says, Yeah - nazi youth parade grounds or something (read recently). Destroyed. mrs_snape says, Oy way slytherin_daughter says, slytherin_gay_man. Dead. mrs_snape says, Poor guy - did Slyth work him too hard? mrs_snape says, <g> keithfras is getting confused slytherin_daughter says, No comment. slytherin_daughter says, Forget it, Keith. slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith mrs_snape says, You know, I think we have to be more worried about the Chat scripts getting deleted than HPfGU itself keithfras schnoogles Emily damsel_since_ten getting confused along with keith keithfras says, LOL, you got there first! catlady_de_los_angeles schnoogles Keith schnoogkling doesn't require thought) slytherin_daughter says, hee! damsel_since_ten says, Hmm.. Your buddy kylia_moonshadow has gone off pager keithfras says, Aaagh! I'm being attacked again! damsel_since_ten schnoogles Keith randily mrs_snape thlops Keith with wet Caviar slytherin_daughter pouts catlady_de_los_angeles says, okay, I won't glomp, you don't ahve to set your yahoo to gnore me damsel_since_ten says, because Dai's not here :-( jamesf991 is away (Auto-Away) keithfras says, !!! 3 of you?! slytherin_daughter sits in Keiths lap and glares at other females catlady_de_los_angeles says, LOL@Em mrs_snape pulls Rita over to group-schnoogle with her and Keith and Sinead and Em keithfras says, Thank you, Emily! Hands (and other bits) off! damsel_since_ten pushes Em off keithfras says, Beats off everyone except Emily with a trout mrs_snape says, It's always sooo much fun with you!!!!! damsel_since_ten glomps Keith slytherin_daughter sighs mrs_snape hugs everone friendlily mrs_snape washes and folds the laundry mrs_snape says, Oh well, that, too slytherin_daughter says, I know you're all in love with my quasi-cyber boyfriend, but he's devoted to me. catlady_de_los_angeles schnoogles Simon instead. HE has a sense of humor. Your buddy kylia_moonshadow is on pager keithfras is hurt mrs_snape says, Rita: Can I come, too owlfriend_of_hedwig Glomps catlady_de_los_angeles catlady_de_los_angeles purrs keithfras says, I do have a sense of humour. I just don't find being crushed by three or four mad schnooglers funny damsel_since_ten says, Em! Keith's my fanfic boyfriend! owlfriend_of_hedwig Glomps all the girlies owlfriend_of_hedwig Schnoogles all the girlies damsel_since_ten glomps Simon slytherin_daughter says, Simon is a pimp. damsel_since_ten says, LOL catlady_de_los_angeles giggles mrs_snape gives everyone a big hug € owlfriend_of_hedwig glares at em keithfras foresees possible catfight slytherin_daughter giggles mrs_snape then runs away to schnoogle with Rita and Simon slytherin_daughter has funny mental image of Simon in a purple suit mrs_snape doesn't do catfights damsel_since_ten says, Highland fling, Keith? keithfras says, Watch out, Simon. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Simon is a mediwizard, a magical masseur, a robe designer -- in what fic is h e a pimp? € owlfriend_of_hedwig does not wear purple! keithfras says, ???? slytherin_daughter says, sure you don't. damsel_since_ten says, Dance! mrs_snape says, Wasn't it yellow robes with purple somethings on 'em! mrs_snape busts a move catlady_de_los_angeles says, purplwe is a lovely color. damsel_since_ten shimmies mrs_snape sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want" catlady_de_los_angeles says, dumbledore wears a purple cloak keithfras says, Probably somewhere. Maybe in DDO/ToT, where he worked with Lucius, he dabbled in prostitution as well. slytherin_daughter ducks out of the way. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, yael was getting me back for me making silly comments about who her daugther looks like! slytherin_daughter eyes the situation appraisingly. leannsmarie enters keithfras ducks behind handy protective object with Emily and schnoogles her mrs_snape says, you mustn't make fun of othners people's kids Simon.... owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i learnt the hard way mrs_snape schnoogles Simon, then throws salmon at keith and Em € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, but did get to snog a pretty young lady in that fic, so all was not bad! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, mrs_snape says, Yeah. And she was a ferret! How hot slytherin_daughter dodges salmon and schnoogles Keith keithfras says, Simon/Hedwig slytherin_daughter says, Simon/Draco catlady_de_los_angeles says, ferrets are incredibly cute mrs_snape says, Keith/Moody € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, wrong ferret € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, you behave young emily keithfras hits Dinah with plateful of blancmange slytherin_daughter says, young? mrs_snape says, Emily/Trelawney € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, yes young damsel_since_ten says, mmm... draco as a ferret... slytherin_daughter says, Hrrrmph. keithfras chases Prof. T away from Emily damsel_since_ten says, I wonder how ferrets taste € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i must be 5 years older than you slytherin_daughter says, Mrs.Snape/Filch mrs_snape says, Keith/Octopus in Hogwarts lake keithfras says, Draco/Hedwig! slytherin_daughter says, how old are you, Simon? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, 21 slytherin_daughter says, okay, you win. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, elvenwren is away (Auto-Away) keithfras throws another plateful of blancmange at Dinah € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, mrs_snape thwaps Emily with Mrs. Norris catlady_de_los_angeles says, and a pun about blackfooted ferrets penetrating into prairie dog holes and European ferrets intruding into vole holes, and ferrets getting into holes..... keithfras says, Ack, Simon is 3 years older than me....all the girls will go for him (until Dai comes in) mrs_snape pokes Keith with Moody's wodden leg keithfras says, How lewd keithfras says, slytherin_daughter says, My phrase! damsel_since_ten says, Dai's all mine keithfras says, Imitation is the highest form of flattery catorman is away (Auto-Away) slytherin_daughter says, I think all of the men in this fandom are shexy. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, was not going to fight you for him damsel! mrs_snape says, Shexy? What's that? They have huge shins? keithfras says, Of us Brit university guys, Dai's the only confident 'night-on-the-town' one I know of catlady_de_los_angeles says, only on-lien Sinead groovyproginoskes is away (Auto-Away) slytherin_daughter says, shexy. Really, really sexy damsel_since_ten says, aw. ;-) agent_starling_1999 says, aw, I gotta go... bye guys! catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by Starling damsel_since_ten says, adios Starling! keithfras says, Namarie Starling! owlfriend_of_hedwig Glomps agent_starling_1999 mrs_snape says, Bye! slytherin_daughter says, bye, Starling! mrs_snape schnoogles catorman leaves mrs_snape says, Strarling goodbye, i mean agent_starling_1999 says, take care, and Eb... I am waiting for Tip... mrs_snape says, I think Eb has been schnoogled away *looks worried* keithfras says, Trelawney/Hedwig? agent_starling_1999 says, she has? :-( catlady_de_los_angeles says, Doesn't Hedwig have better taste? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, yes mrs_snape says, Yuuuhooooo!!! Eb???? slytherin_daughter says, Hedwig/Ron € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hed has better taste keithfras says, Ebony's on 'be right back' agent_starling_1999 says, Schnoogles can be bad for your health then... oh well, they are fun mrs_snape says, Aha! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, and does not want carrots either catlady_de_los_angeles says, I think Trelawney fancie Remus and that is part of the reason he ran away keithfras says, Life's fun. slytherin_daughter says, Hedwig/Goyle keithfras says, Ew. How lewd. mrs_snape says, Emily/Crabbe/Nott slytherin_daughter says, € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, em is going to be executed later agent_starling_1999 leaves slytherin_daughter says, Ooooh. keithfras says, Ew ew ew! mrs_snape pulls out her Guillotine keithfras rescues Emily from the scaffold groovyproginoskes leaves groovyproginoskes enters slytherin_daughter hides behind Keith keithfras brandishes sword € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, will just have to kill keith first. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Do Keith and Emil sing a duet as they ride off into the sunset on a unicorn's back? mrs_snape says, Ooooh, and that's supposed to be a really big sword??? slytherin_daughter says, happy place, happy place, happy place... € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, Keith sword is a www product and turns into a joke chicken! habile_gal enters owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ keithfras says, Emily could ride on my tiger form's back.... mrs_snape says, Yay! and once again we win!!!!! slytherin_daughter says, Unicorns are fun.. € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, your tiger form is a wuss habile_gal says, Hello everyone! catlady_de_los_angeles says, There once was a lday of Niger, who went for a ride on a Tiger € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, hello mrs_snape says, Yes, and the horns are so usefu keithfras says, Oi! slytherin_daughter says, Simon/Goyle catlady_de_los_angeles says, they returned from the ride mrs_snape says, keith/malfoy keithfras morphs then steps on everyone except Emily catlady_de_los_angeles says, with the lady in side catorman enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, and the smile on the face of the tiger keithfras says, LOL@Rita's limerick slytherin_daughter says, how lewd € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, watch it sd damsel_since_ten is hungry... groovyproginoskes leaves groovyproginoskes enters slytherin_daughter says, Simon/Peter keithfras gives Sinead a polo slytherin_daughter comes up with more bad pairings keithfras says, Sounds like one of the disciples! damsel_since_ten says, Any suggestions for dinner? slytherin_daughter dives into rabbit hole damsel_since_ten says, a polo? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, food keithfras says, Fish! catlady_de_los_angeles says, That;s the name of the Apostle who denied his Lord 3 times before cockcrow mrs_snape says, Voldy on hot potatoes keithfras says, We've got plenty! damsel_since_ten says, mm... mrs_snape says, Peter keithfras says, As in the mint damsel_since_ten says, Ah! the mint mrs_snape says, Cooked boar with mint and potatoes damsel_since_ten says, mm.... keithfras says, With the hole keithfras says, Mmm! damsel_since_ten says, maybe...... slytherin_daughter says, how lewd keithfras says, LOL! mrs_snape ist thinking Asterix again* keithfras schnoogles Emily damsel_since_ten says, I could go to Roisin Dubh's elvenwren is back. Your buddy kylia_moonshadow has gone off pager keithfras says, Mae govannen! € slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith catlady_de_los_angeles says, A pklace I've been driven past. Wonderful carved giant rose vines on pillars on tis exterioer walls, purple roses keithfras tries to get $30 million off Al so we can elope to Pitcairn Island. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I suppose literal roses called Black Roses are really just purple € slytherin_daughter says, An island would be really nice right now... leannsmarie is away (Auto-Away) habile_gal leaves keithfras says, Instead of 'get a room', 'get an island'! catorman is away (on the phone) € slytherin_daughter says, More space. Less neighbors. elvenwren says, sounds better catlady_de_los_angeles says, an island? Manhattan? mrs_snape says, lol catorman is away (on the phone) keithfras says, No! Definitely not! elvenwren says, I was thinking of an island more in terms with my roof. elvenwren says, I have big flooding.. catorman leaves mrs_snape says, Ooh, middle-west, right? mrs_snape geographically challenged elvenwren says, north-east € slytherin_daughter says, you know, in some random midwestern state, if two people check into a hotel as a married couple, they are legally married. keithfras says, Hmmm... mrs_snape says, Ack. Wrong way around catlady_de_los_angeles says, only if they use their right names to register leannsmarie leaves keithfras says, Where *do* you live, Emily? mrs_snape says, Minnesota elvenwren says, I think you can do that where I live too, unfortunetly. mrs_snape says, She sleeps naked and breaks all the laws keithfras plans surprise appearance by parachute, a la James Bond € slytherin_daughter says, West coast. Oregon. damsel_since_ten says, Minnesoa what about minnsota?! € slytherin_daughter says, Ooh-la-la mrs_snape says, Oh, wrong, drats catlady_de_los_angeles says, pennsylvaia: recognizes Marriage by Decalration Before Witnesses (because of the Quaker heritage) damsel_since_ten says, tsk keithfras says, What's that about Minnesota laws? catlady_de_los_angeles says, and the hotel clerk counts as a witness mrs_snape says, Very strange - you have to watch what you say keithfras says, Can captains of ships still marry couples? € slytherin_daughter says, Mmmm. I don't think so. mrs_snape says, What if you check in with a friend and just say you're married to avoid questions? Does that count? keithfras says, Is it illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Does Scotland still recognize Marriage by Declaration? They do in so many romance naovels.... mrs_snape says, Yes, they can, as far as i know keithfras says, What's Marriage by Declaration? € slytherin_daughter says, there's one of those states where it is illegal to sleep with a virgin - even on a wedding night. damsel_since_ten says, yes it is illegal to sleep in the buff in MN catlady_de_los_angeles says, Man and woman who aren't married to anyone else tell a witness that they are married. keithfras says, How do they stop being a virgin then? keithfras says, Oh - 'sleep' mrs_snape says, Self-deflowering damsel_since_ten says, LOL mrs_snape says, Ungh € slytherin_daughter says, No, it means 'sex'. € slytherin_daughter says, They apparently cannot be deflowered untill they leave the state. keithfras waves hands in the air in What? fashion catlady_de_los_angeles says, can be done in a formal manner, invite all friends and a big wedding cake and stand by the cake and declare On this day I am marrying Keith ,, On this day I take Emily as my loving wife? mrs_snape says, Does it count virtually??? What a blast! € slytherin_daughter says, That sounds like fun. keithfras says, Ummm....not as far as I know. mrs_snape says, lol keithfras says, I was just thinking that, Dinah. keithfras says, Great minds think alike mrs_snape says, If one of the person's is in Scotland, maybe...... € slytherin_daughter nudges Keith and bats eyelashes mrs_snape bows gracefully keithfras schnoogles Emily € slytherin_daughter schnoogles Emily keithfras says, I'm not in Scotland, sadly - I'm in England. € slytherin_daughter says, lol! € slytherin_daughter says, Oh, that was funny! keithfras says, Can you schnoogle yourself? catlady_de_los_angeles says, not in public! keithfras says, Lets not answer that.... mrs_snape says, BTW, Keith, do you know that Neil created a group for HPfGU London meetings?? keithfras says, No! € slytherin_daughter says, Oops mrs_snape says, But you *are* from Scotland - does taht count, too? keithfras says, *Let's catlady_de_los_angeles says, slytherin_daguhter is lewd € slytherin_daughter says, no, it was a type-o! mrs_snape says, Very, very lewd. Ewwww € slytherin_daughter hides catlady_de_los_angeles says, LOL@Dinah keithfras says, Probably not if I'm not there - also the procedure probably isn't there any more keithfras says, Life's lewd mrs_snape says, Life's only fun if it's lewd keithfras schnoogles it better mrs_snape says, Did I just asy that??? *hangs head in shame* € slytherin_daughter says, life's only lewd if you sleep in the nude. catlady_de_los_angeles says, it rhymes owlfriend_of_hedwig is away (Auto-Away) damsel_since_ten says, there's a group for HPFGU-New York keithfras says, You're a poet, and you don't know it. € slytherin_daughter schnoogles *Keith* mrs_snape *grabs random HPfGU guy and schnoogles him* catlady_de_los_angeles says, but naughty nighties can be MUCH lewder mrs_snape says, That rhymes, too € slytherin_daughter hates the way things rhyme damsel_since_ten says, great pictures already up! keithfras says, I know € slytherin_daughter ...all of the time... groovyproginoskes is away (Auto-Away) groovyproginoskes leaves keithfras hopes to get kilt picture up soon € slytherin_daughter says, Hmm. If you have a virtual wedding... damsel_since_ten says, go on take a gander at the NY groups! € slytherin_daughter says, Does that mean you have a virtual honeymoon? keithfras says, Are you another kilt nutter, Emily? keithfras says, Virtual honeymoon - no fun! groovyproginoskes enters damsel_since_ten says, you should be Em damsel_since_ten says, a kilt nutter mrs_snape says, Keith in a kilt - Sinead, just How long have we been waiting for that!!!!!! damsel_since_ten says, A long time, Dinah... damsel_since_ten sighs € slytherin_daughter says, Yes to kilts. selah_1977 says, Uh-oh... I've come back and we've degenerated (as usual). ;-) mrs_snape says, Yes, very long, indeed keithfras says, I dug up the picture, we just have to wait for my mum to scan and email it damsel_since_ten says, easy accessibility, Dinah ;-) catlady_de_los_angeles says, there have been times when people were married over the radio, WWII adn Korean War servicement overseas to girls in USA.... mrs_snape grabs Eb and schnoogles her groovyproginoskes says, LOL There's nothing like watching a chat and suddenly seeing one's own name come up even if it's only an auto away message... € slytherin_daughter says, What's not fun about a virtual honeymoon? keithfras says, Hi, Ebony. We're just talking virtual weddings mrs_snape says, lol, yes, that, too keithfras ponders Rita's statement catlady_de_los_angeles says, goovy prognosi , progin oskes. whjat does your name mean?, keithfras says, Not like the real thing (probably) € slytherin_daughter says, I think a virtual wedding would be fun. You could have people from all over be there... mrs_snape says, Can't imagine Severus in a kilt, though maud_moody enters € slytherin_daughter says, Well... No, I suppose that is true, Keith. mrs_snape says, Hey Rebecca! keithfras says, Virtual wedding, maybe. Virtual honeymoon, nah. catlady_de_los_angeles says, wb Rebecca, how did the wriging go elvenwren says, grr.. I'm having an awful day. mrs_snape says, We're just talking Snape in kilt <g> groovyproginoskes says, My name's after Proginoskes from The Wind in the Door. maud_moody says, I came back since I can't write worth a darn. damsel_since_ten says, mm.. I'm thinking of getting pizza... damsel_since_ten says, mm.. maud_moody says, Snape in kilt?!? keithfras says, Mmmmm....pizza mrs_snape says, I have a paper on Social Studies due and my computer died and deleated the whole file damsel_since_ten says, Snape in leather catlady_de_los_angeles says, It nmust be possible.... certainly there were gaunt and gloomy and carey Scots damsel_since_ten says, Harry in a Kilt maud_moody says, Eugh! damsel_since_ten says, that's the way it should be! keithfras says, I'm going to put up a pic of me in a kilt, that started it catlady_de_los_angeles says, scarey not carey damsel_since_ten says, alyeskakc enters € slytherin_daughter says, (but you can only have a virtual wedding after a proper period of virtual courting) mrs_snape says, No Snape in leather elvenwren says, Have you ever seen a leather kilt? maud_moody says, Dinah: amen! € slytherin_daughter says, Snape only belongs in robes. keithfras says, Do you have a profile pic, Em? damsel_since_ten says, then snape wearing nothing? damsel_since_ten says, ;-) maud_moody says, Eugh! mrs_snape says, Em, he's been schnoogling you the whole evening mrs_snape says, That counts as courting maud_moody says, Who, Snape? I'm flattered. € slytherin_daughter says, Negative, Keith. Lack of a scanner. keithfras says, It ain't fair - I have one so you can see me but I can't see you. owlfriend_of_hedwig This chat will be saved and posted on theYahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ € slytherin_daughter says, I'm working on it... maud_moody says, There are all manner of pics of me on my home page. keithfras says, Life ain't fair. maud_moody says, No kilt, though. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I don't see Severus as being gaunt keithfras forebears to make lewd comment mrs_snape says, My Severus is sxy € slytherin_daughter says, Anyway, that's not a *proper* period of courting. alyeskakc says, Hi again, at least until AOL decides to be tempermental again. keithfras says, sxy? mrs_snape says, Sexy maud_moody says, Gauntish. Not totally emaciated. Not quite Ric Ocasek, maybe halfway there. keithfras says, What is proper? keithfras says, Jack Skellington € slytherin_daughter says, Hmm. Not sure. mrs_snape *takes out dictionary and looks up gauntish* look what names you're calling my man <g> selah_1977 says, hmm... catlady_de_los_angeles says, He very correctlyt akes care of himself, eats the gith thnigs, does the right exercise, not for pleasure or for vanity, but to be healthy to fight the Dark maud_moody says, Gauntish: somewhat gaunt (you won't find the -ish version in the dictionary, Dinah). mrs_snape says, Can't find it. Drats, all the new words - I fell english-stupid tonight keithfras says, Hello? Anyone know what a 'proper' period of virtual courting is? mrs_snape says, feel* selah_1977 says, Uh... damsel_since_ten says, three days? keithfras says, Anyway, this is the postmodern world. damsel_since_ten says, LOL maud_moody says, We're making up words, it's not your fault. Gaunt = too thin € slytherin_daughter says, in RL it's at least six months. But in virtual time, it's got to be less. damsel_since_ten says, D/S about 4 months mrs_snape says, keith, you've been defending here from fish being hurled at her all evening - that counts keithfras says, LOL Sinead. You and Dai should have got married weeks ago! damsel_since_ten says, LOL mrs_snape says, Thanks. That fits for him, though. keithfras says, Months! € slytherin_daughter says, Virtual romance is so much fun. damsel_since_ten says, 4 months.. wow.. maud_moody says, Peter Murphy! mrs_snape says, Come again? mrs_snape says, Who? keithfras says, Except then it turns out I'm really an elderly Dutch pervert and you're an undercover cop and it all ends in tears.... maud_moody says, Sorry, I was thinking of gaunt men. Peter Murphy was the incredibly gaunt lead singer of Bauhaus. keithfras says, € slytherin_daughter says, maud_moody says, He was kind of good-looking in a totally underfed way, though. € slytherin_daughter says, Nah, when you find out that I'm really twelve, THAT will put an end to it all... maud_moody says, And he had a wonderful voice. damsel_since_ten says, keithfras says, I trawl the chatrooms for impressionable 16 year olds and lure them to Amsterdam. maud_moody says, All this romance in the air... catlady_de_los_angeles says, sometimes Em says she's 45 mrs_snape says, Another point why I love Severus - he needs to be loved and taken care for... damsel_since_ten says, *achoo* € slytherin_daughter says, I only said that once. maud_moody says, And fed. mrs_snape says, bless you keithfras says, Bless you. damsel_since_ten says, Allergic to romance in the air damsel_since_ten sneezes keithfras says, LOL! maud_moody says, Gesundheit! catlady_de_los_angeles says, He takes care of himself and eats at the High table in the Great Hall keithfras says, Someone find Dai! Sinead needs schnoogling! € slytherin_daughter says, Aw, come on. You of all people cannot sneeze at *that* damsel_since_ten says, he's at work Keith, 8 hour shift keithfras says, We could have a double wedding. mrs_snape says, Emotionally he doesn't take care of himself - he needs to be hugged maud_moody says, Rita: true. He seems to eat just fine, which is why he can't be *too* gaunt. Thin, yes; emaciated, no. € slytherin_daughter says, I nearly died of lack of schnoogling last week, Keith. maud_moody says, Dinah: he'd probably bite. keithfras says, Some people are just naturally gaunt. € slytherin_daughter shudders at memory catlady_de_los_angeles says, Yes, Dinah, emotonally mrs_snape says, No, wouldn't. keithfras says, Sorry. I was away from home and net-less. damsel_since_ten says, I get me schnoogles in the week so I'm fine, Keith € slytherin_daughter says, Easter, I presume? mrs_snape *stomps her feet* Woudln't, wouldn't, wouldn't keithfras schnoogles Emily to make up for lost time maud_moody says, Maybe if you incapacitated him first. € slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith with gusto keithfras says, I'll be on for the next 7 weeks for certain mrs_snape says, Hheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Rebeccaaaaa!!!! +wails in panic* € slytherin_daughter says, Oh, good. alyeskakc says, I'd rather hug a snake, but then that's almost the same thing isn't it? damsel_since_ten says, I have a question.. mrs_snape says, No, it's not!!! keithfras says, Even if I may occasionally be a little late due to D&D. maud_moody says, Well, that's what I've got to do in PR. H/C all the way. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Rebecca, not your Snape who made a deliberate voluntary decides to live for nothing escept to fitht the Dark. mrs_snape *feels alone and lost and wants to snuggle up to Severus and go to sleep* € slytherin_daughter wonders how you can schnoogle people without an audiance damsel_since_ten says, IM keith Em damsel_since_ten says, ;-) keithfras says, I could just tell my fellow geeks 'Sorry, gotta go schnoogle my cyber-girlfriend' € slytherin_daughter wide eyes € slytherin_daughter Falls over laughing € slytherin_daughter says, hey, it could happen. maud_moody says, That's the problem. You've got to convince him that fighting the dark and letting you feed his soul are the same thing. Not easy, that. He's too used to self-abnegation. keithfras says, What's the difference between a geek and a nerd? damsel_since_ten says, no difference keithfras says, I'm not sure which I am damsel_since_ten says, ;-) catlady_de_los_angeles says, The rest of us's Snape, who unintentionally fetched up with nothing to live for except fighting the Dark maud_moody says, He's an ascetic. Hair shirts and flagellation all the way. € slytherin_daughter says, a geek is a term that has been around for a loooong time. "nerd" originated on "Happy Days" damsel_since_ten pats Keith on head mrs_snape says, Exactly my point. Maybe a bit tough-love at first and after the initial first nasty fights... mrs_snape says, € slytherin_daughter says, and your neither, my dear. keithfras says, I took a test to see how big a ned I was and scored 13, which meant my nerdiness is reaching dangerous levels. selah_1977 says, (poking head back into chat) No one takes me seriously anymore... (cries!) maud_moody says, I just can't see why Snape would go on being such a miserable cuss unless he had some definite objective in view. catlady_de_los_angeles says, *think* I remember word 'nerd' before Happy Days. keithfras says, What's wrong, Eb? € slytherin_daughter says, why don't we take you seriously, Eb? damsel_since_ten is really hungry mrs_snape says, Define "definite objective" maud_moody says, I know some people just *are* miserable cusses but I just don't get that feeling from Snape. damsel_since_ten says, I want pizza.... catlady_de_los_angeles says, geek originally meant a side-show perormer who bit haeds off chickens. damsel_since_ten says, I'm gonna go and get pizza elvenwren is away (Auto-Away) keithfras Frisebees a pizza across the Atlantic to Sinead € slytherin_daughter says, do you bite off chicken heads, Keith? catlady_de_los_angeles says, became an insult used by an old time pro werstler: You penicl- neck geek mrs_snape says, Oh, like the "I look that way cause I don't want romance" comment he makes in TPMA ??? keithfras says, No. damsel_since_ten says, Thanks! damsel_since_ten says, selah_1977 says, I have a theory--no one responds to my posts on HP4GU unless they're about shipping, or something equally frivolous. maud_moody says, Definite objective: fighting the dark. € slytherin_daughter says, Well, there you go. catlady_de_los_angeles says, penicl-neck keithfras says, TPMA? catlady_de_los_angeles says, pencil damsel_since_ten ;eats a pizza, despite it smelling like salt water mrs_snape says, Aha! Well, he can do that with me. And I never was a DE € slytherin_daughter says, And no, 'nerd' was not around before "Happy Days" selah_1977 says, If I post about Snape or the Number of Students, I get ignored. € slytherin_daughter says, little known fact. maud_moody says, Dinah: he didn't say he didn't want it, only that he neither expected it nor required it. Not the same thing! keithfras goes to answer Eb's posts on HP4GU mrs_snape says, The Potions Master's Apprentice by our very own Rebecca J. Anderson. keithfras is away (be right back) catlady_de_los_angeles says, Eb I don't THINK I ignore you about Snape???? mrs_snape says, It's wonderful Keith, go and read it!!!!! selah_1977 cries and swigs a mouthful of butterbeer... catlady_de_los_angeles says, Became a general purpose insult selah_1977 says, Keith, I'm just kidding! ;-) mrs_snape says, Eb,. I feel ignored sometimes, too - but ´ith all the posts answering to everysone would be quite tireing € slytherin_daughter pats Ebony on the back keithfras says, I can't find them on the first page...ack. keithfras is back. selah_1977 says, I know, I'm just being a brat. ;-) groovyproginoskes is away (Auto-Away) groovyproginoskes is back. catlady_de_los_angeles says, only came to mean same as nerd in phrase 'computer geek' after I was out of college -- that means, late 70s at the earliestt mrs_snape says, And you have more valid points to make then I have keithfras says, Stupid Yahoo! I'm not 'Available'! keithfras says, maud_moody says, PR will have romance in it, I just have to incapacitate Snape first. mrs_snape says, Of course not, you have Em € slytherin_daughter giggles catlady_de_los_angeles says, PR stands for? keithfras says, Precisely selah_1977 says, PR? What's that, a fanfic? :::looks interested::: keithfras schnoogles Emily mrs_snape says, Then I'll get jealous € slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith maud_moody says, "Personal Risks". The sequel to "The Potions Master's Apprentice". selah_1977 says, Is that your fanfic? maud_moody says, Dinah: be VERY jealous. :) mrs_snape says, But not with Maud... selah_1977 says, I haven't read it... :::still interested::: keithfras says, Be jealous, be very jealous! mrs_snape *looks terrified* mrs_snape says, Very good, a must read IMO maud_moody says, Ebony: yes. Listed by title or under R.J. Anderson at ff.net . € slytherin_daughter says, You silly Snape fans. maud_moody says, I can fling you the exact URL if you want. alyeskakc is away (be right back) selah_1977 says, OH! I've seen you recommended! selah_1977 says, Sure... keithfras says, In Harry Potter fandom, no-one can hear you scream. maud_moody says, Really? *pleased* Where? catlady_de_los_angeles says, He's so nasty because he is venting his own pain on everyone else, NOT as a ploy € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, worth a read owlfriend_of_hedwig is back. selah_1977 says, Will read it later on tonight... € slytherin_daughter says, silent scream... keithfras says, Hi Simon. selah_1977 says, All over ff.net--on various author-pages. keithfras says, What's your take on virtual weddings? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, mine? keithfras says, Yes keithfras says, maud_moody says, Rita: Oh, yes, he definitely has his own pain. That's part of what I deal with in PR too -- Maud realizing that this is one really messed-up guy she's apprenticed to, and what does she think about that? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, it wont last keith groovyproginoskes is away (be right back) keithfras hums catlady_de_los_angeles says, it all started with rotten parents.... € slytherin_daughter says, depends on the cyber couple maud_moody says, And wait until you hear Moody's take on it... keithfras puts arm round Emily and grins € slytherin_daughter rests head on Keith's shoulder selah_1977 says, I'd better head offline and get some things done. Talk to you guys later! € slytherin_daughter says, Kodac moment! selah_1977 leaves keithfras ponders sheer impossibility of this sort of thing happening in real life mrs_snape says, Bye Eb! keithfras says, Namarie...oh, she's gone. € slytherin_daughter says, sheer impossibility? That's a bit far. damsel_since_ten says, I watched a RPG wedding LOL.. it was real fancy keithfras says, So did I! groovyproginoskes is back. damsel_since_ten says, I wanted to OOC and shimmy keithfras says, A very powerful character in black who hadn't been invited turned up mrs_snape says, I was in a HP RPG where Sirius and McGonagall had a thing for each other... Very weird catlady_de_los_angeles says, Keith, it is not sheerly impossible for people to meet one evening and flirt and damsel_since_ten says, and kill off Ron ;-) keithfras says, I didn't get to represent my Court because the Lord of Insects had a higher Mystique alyeskakc is back. keithfras says, I meant *my* life damsel_since_ten says, LOL € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, goodbye all mrs_snape says, Lord of Insects???? *backs away from Keith* € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I am off to get some kip keithfras says, Namarie, Simon catlady_de_los_angeles says, the next day decide to get married on the weekend -- or even get maried right away if in a state (eg Nevada) that doesn' require a waiting period € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, same time next week? ; mrs_snape says, Bye Simon! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, catlady_de_los_angeles says, Simon Who is saving chat!!!!!! mrs_snape *schnoogles Simon bye,bye* € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I am hoping dee is keithfras says, No, no. I'm the King Tiger. The Lord of Insects is another character. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I have to leave soon to go to wrork!!!!ks € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, as she arrived before me and is still here catlady_de_los_angeles says, well, save as much as you're been in incase she has missed part of it € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, it is unlikely to be me as I only have 100 lines of the cvhat at this end! keithfras says, Where do you work, Rita? catlady_de_los_angeles says, ouch € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, cheeta threatens to crash my comp if I have all of it! maud_moody says, Ebony: if you read TPMA, let me know what you think... Al promised to R/R it last week but I never heard from him :( elvenwren leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, MTA -- Los Anglese County Metropolitan TransportATION aUTHORITY -- BUS AND A LITTE BIT OF RAIL keithfras says, I'll check out TPMA as well...sounds good catlady_de_los_angeles says, please forgive the capts lock key keithfras says, So you have to work evenings? € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, I seem to remember I reviewed some but not all € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, ? keithfras says, Snape/Hedwig! catlady_de_los_angeles says, I am computer programmer, COBOL, IBM mainframe, very obsolete, for Materials Management System maud_moody says, Thanks, Keith! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, then again I owe lots of people reviews they are unlikely to ever get mrs_snape says, Noooooo, Keith, nothing goes keithfras says, Have you read GtVS? € slytherin_daughter says, Ginny/Hedwig keithfras says, (addressing Rebecca) maud_moody says, Keith: No, but I'll try and check it out when I get the chance. damsel_since_ten says, Dinah we shall dream of Keith in a kilt catlady_de_los_angeles says, I work normal days but I have to come in tonight for a test of a new opetating system keithfras says, LOL! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, like reading too much to review! keithfras says, Ah, right € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, bye damsel_since_ten says, I'm gonna go out to eat.. tummy growling now maud_moody says, Simon: Know what you mean! mrs_snape says, Yes - but without owl damsel_since_ten says, so adios! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, i have read about 50 chapters this weekedn and reviewed about 3 mrs_snape says, Bye Sinead! € owlfriend_of_hedwig says, bye all Your buddy katerinaugusta is on pager damsel_since_ten leaves keithfras says, Happy eating, Sinead. Drop back in later if you can and see if we're still here. owlfriend_of_hedwig leaves Your buddy katerinaugusta has gone off pager keithfras says, Dang. keithfras says, Oh well. € slytherin_daughter says, nine left. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Simon, you must read increadibly fast keithfras schnoogles Emily, lacking anything less interesting to do mrs_snape says, So, how fast are you at writing fics???? keithfras says, He's gone. € slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith, ignoring the fact that he would apparently rather do something else mrs_snape says, I mean... stop schnoogling already, I am desperate!!! maud_moody says, Slow, unless they're short in which case I sometimes bang one off at a single sitting. keithfras says, Nothing more pressing, I mean. No-one asking me questions. keithfras schnoogles Emily with undivided attention maud_moody says, Or I did, before I had The Creature. mrs_snape says, I have too many ideas! I have a whoole series of HP fics, starting with MWPP's firest year, that goes to past Book 7!!! € slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith passionately mrs_snape says, And I haven't finished one! keithfras says, I have too many ideas to...mmmph € slytherin_daughter says, (or however you spell that) keithfras says, (sorry Dinah) keithfras says, *too mrs_snape says, Ack, go ahead, have fun, schnoogle madly maud_moody says, Win awards. keithfras schnoogles Emily madly as instructed mrs_snape says, And be happy there is no such think as cyber-hickeys € slytherin_daughter says, Mmmmmph.... keithfras says, What's a hickey? maud_moody says, A big red mark on your skin left by intense kissing at that spot. keithfras says, Ah. Aka a love bite. catlady_de_los_angeles says, a hicjkey is a bruise ont he neck left by too much kissing on theat spot maud_moody says, Or, in my mother's parlance, a big nasty zit. keithfras says, Am I the only guy left here? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Joim Flanaagan is logged on but not speaking to us € slytherin_daughter says, actually, it is caused by sucking on that spot - the blood vessles rupture, and leave a red spot. maud_moody says, How wude! </Jar Jar> catlady_de_los_angeles says, Em is right. and Lewd keithfras says, LOL! keithfras says, I nearly said 'how lewd' keithfras says, Just a second... € slytherin_daughter wonders why 'schnoogle' is somehow more proper than saying 'make out' maud_moody says, Dinah: story challenge! Snape comes into class with a hickey... (no, that should be a challenge for Pippin/Amanita). maud_moody says, Probably for the same reason that "snog" sounds better than "make out" as well. € slytherin_daughter says, I suppose so... keithfras says, Follow this link to see how much people hate Jar Jar: keithfras says, http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/scificomp/strips/scifi086.asp keithfras schnoogles Emily maud_moody says, Ah, the Sev Files. groovyproginoskes is away (Auto-Away) keithfras says, LOL@story challenge groovyproginoskes is back. alyeskakc says, Snape with a hickey eeewww. € slytherin_daughter thinks that 'hickey' is a nasty word catlady_de_los_angeles says, schnnogling can be a more innocent action than making out groovyproginoskes says, <holds up her Yahoo is Not Friendly To Lurkers sign> keithfras says, Scuse, just LOL-ing at all those cartoon entries again. maud_moody says, It *is* a nasty word. keithfras says, Many meanings, schnoogle can have. mrs_snape says, Red-Anyone know SevTrek??? € slytherin_daughter says, schnoogling is more innocent than making out? Oh, dear. mrs_snape says, Very cool catlady_de_los_angeles says, it isschnnoogling includes purely innocent cuddling of pets and little chldren keithfras says, Life's a nasty word. mrs_snape says, Why? groovyproginoskes says, Bother, I must go now... It was great coming to this chat! I'll try to come next week if I can! Your buddy prince_du_sang has gone off pager catlady_de_los_angeles says, apparently it also ranges to very sexual caresses catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by groovy groovyproginoskes leaves € slytherin_daughter kisses Keith madly, just to make sure the terms are right. keithfras schnoogles Emily mrs_snape *gnoggle* keithfras says, How many ways can you kill Jar Jar Binks? keithfras says, Follow the link above... mrs_snape says, Tie his ears together and make him eat them alyeskakc says, OK get a room. You guys are depressing the dateless wonders like me. mrs_snape says, First one that came to mind maud_moody says, Agh! Got to go! See you guys next week, DV. mrs_snape says, Bye Rebecca! keithfras says, Namarie, Rebecca alyeskakc says, Bye maud_moody leaves keithfras says, Suggested scene for Episode 2: The introduction of Fozziebear as Yoda's little brother. € slytherin_daughter says, dateless wonders? mrs_snape says, lol keithfras says, The Grim Reaper comes after the Sith Lords for stealing his wardrobe. gypsycaine is back. gypsycaine says, LOL~ keithfras says, WHen Episode II starts--EPISODE I WAS JUST A JOKE---I just wanted to see if anyone was watching, sincerely George Lucas! keithfras says, I'm nicking these, btw. keithfras says, Queen Amidala's hair gel is perverted into a weapon of mass destruction *** You have exceeded the maximum length of a message. Try typing something shorter. gypsycaine says, Lol gypsycaine says, my son adores SW keithfras says, Queen Amidala's hair gel is perverted into a weapon of mass destruction mrs_snape says, The hair was alright, but what's with the make-up? alyeskakc says, People who can't buy a date at this point in time. gypsycaine says, he's running around with r2d2 slippers. severus_the_potions_master enters keithfras says, Jar Jar dons the armour of a Mandalore and renames himself "Boba Fett." mrs_snape says, Oooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gypsycaine says, I like that one. Your buddy hermitchick is in chat hermitchick enters keithfras says, Anakin plays William Tell with Jar Jar, who's last words are "Mesa gots a maxibad feeling about disa." catlady_de_los_angeles says, Hi, Persephone mrs_snape says, Hyiaaaa Persi! gypsycaine says, keithfras says, "Anarchy, meesa be your dad!" hermitchick says, hello all, I'm late again keithfras says, Mae govannen, Persephone! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Kristin (did I rememer your name right?) Maybe you could BUY a date if you shopped at the right place. gypsycaine says, something has to happen. Jar jar isn't in ep4! mrs_snape *grabs Sev and schnoogles him into Submission* I know we've just met, but... keithfras says, I believe he's in ep2, but only a few scenes. Hurrah! hermitchick says, Jar jar is evil gypsycaine says, I just wish obi's arm wouldn't keep falling off. catlady_de_los_angeles says, A date with decent mannaers is another thing altogher keithfras says, Boba Fett's first job- The Gungan must go. gypsycaine says, and the stupid light sabers bend too easily. keithfras has decent manners (I think) gypsycaine says, Rita, last date keep putting his hand up my skirt. hermitchick says, besides Jar Jar, what are we talking about? severus_the_potions_master schnoogles back alyeskakc says, Actually not really shopping right now Rita. gypsycaine says, it was a blind date. keithfras says, Jesus, Spartacus, King Arthur and Ben-Hur show up with attorney Jimmy Smits for storyline infringement € slytherin_daughter says, wait, wait, wait. Decent manners? What? keithfras says, Yoda smokes some Dagobahn Swamp Weed and hallucinates episodes 4 thru 6. mrs_snape says, You don't have decent mannes <g> hermitchick is lost, par usual catlady_de_los_angeles says, How I got together witht he man who resembels fanon Draco -- my friend poromised to go to disneyland with hi abut she fell fo rsomeone else keithfras says, Queen Amidala in Jabba's Palace garb. catlady_de_los_angeles says, so she asked me, plese come and we can say its a dboule date mrs_snape says, *schnoogles Qheen Amidala* mrs_snape says, Ooops, wrong character... keithfras says, Jar Jar finds he has Force potential and becomes Darth Darth Binks. catlady_de_los_angeles says, so we arribed at disneyland and she ran off with the idiot she favored keithfras says, The name is revealed: Sev Wars episode 2: The Binks Menace gypsycaine says, Lol. gypsycaine says, Sev wars? aka Snape? catlady_de_los_angeles says, and John got the idea and stood on line for rides with me hermitchick is scared, really freaken scared keithfras says, Queen AMidala's head finally snaps off due to the weight of her headdress mrs_snape *grabs Severus and starts schnoogle the sour look off his face* gypsycaine says, LOL keith. severus_the_potions_master says, hmmmmmmmphhhhhhh! catlady_de_los_angeles says, and found a relataively private place to up his hand up my skirt (the connection to dee;s comment)r gypsycaine says, I wondered how they did that in real life. keithfras says, Yoda pulls off his mask to reveal . . . Fozzie Bear! gypsycaine says, Tim was a dork. mrs_snape says, Quite straightforward, your friend, eh? keithfras says, BTW Persephone, I am stealing these from the Sev wide web catlady_de_los_angeles says, and did something .. I told him not to stop gypsycaine says, he's on ignore. mrs_snape says, <g> hermitchick says, I know, been there gypsycaine says, ok, what's the sev? alyeskakc :Raises an eyebrow:: Something new to do in the MAgic Kingdom keithfras says, Jar Jar becomes invisible, mute, and cannot do anything! mrs_snape says, After all, you're supposed to have "FUN"! there € slytherin_daughter nibbles on lower lip gypsycaine says, Lol. keithfras says, www.sev.com keithfras says, Shocking revelations: Yada is Mouldy-Bun's mother keithfras says, Whose lower lip? keithfras says, Yada = Yoda gypsycaine says, I haven't nibbled in ages. severus_the_potions_master says, *drags Mrs Snape into SpaceMountain* € slytherin_daughter says, that *is* the question, isn't it? hermitchick says, I like the star wars/ south park site better keithfras says, Mouldy-Bun = Obi-Wan gypsycaine says, it's been peaceful.? gypsycaine says, bun = leia. keithfras says, Boba Fett takes off his helmet to reveal...Leonardo DeCaprio! € slytherin_daughter says, Ooooh. Shexy. mrs_snape says, Oooooooh! *swoon* *** You have exceeded the maximum length of a message. Try typing something shorter. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Persphone, everyone beleives that Jar Jar Binks is evil. If you want to be different, you have to pretnd to like him keithfras says, Boba takes off his helmet to reveal...George Lucas! gypsycaine says, I can't stop but think of the person who hermitchick says, ugh! DeCaprio is too scary! keithfras says, Anakin and Amidala make REALLY sure they aren't related. mrs_snape says, Blergh, spit gypsycaine says, asked why she had two danishes attached to her head. hermitchick says, can't scared of him keithfras says, Anakin buys an inhaler. alyeskakc says, Not Leonardo.....Russell Crowe € slytherin_daughter says, @-_-@ <--- Princess Leia mrs_snape says, Both are spit, blergh keithfras says, The main characters do "YMCA". gypsycaine says, which did you like better? gypsycaine says, Amidala or Leia? keithfras says, Darth Maul crawls up from the pit and cries out "it's just a flesh wound, c'mon I'll bite your knees off!" mrs_snape says, YMCA? That's the best part <G> keithfras says, Leia as a character, but I like Natalie Portman mrs_snape says, Leia of course gypsycaine says, I liked Padme. € slytherin_daughter says, Leia kicked Amidala's ass..... Then again, apparently Amidala is Leia's mother... mrs_snape says, Carrie Fisher is cool, I like her books - weird, but cool keithfras says, Leonardo Decaprio does a cameo as Anakin falling into molten metal (no stunt double). gypsycaine says, Leia seemed stuck up. mrs_snape says, Sounds very good keithfras says, 'Leia...I am your mother.' slytherin_daughter leaves slytherin_daughter enters gypsycaine says, Lol. keithfras says, Emily?! slytherin_daughter says, bleh. slytherin_daughter says, Evil yahoo. keithfras says, The designers of stormtrooper armour decide on white "for better camouflage". gypsycaine hands you a rope. keithfras hits evil yahoo and schnoogles Emily catlady_de_los_angeles says, To whom is Dee handing enought rope to hang themselves? slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith greatfully keithfras says, It is revealed that Han Solo's father is really the nephew of the great cousin twice removed of Anakin's mailman keithfras says, LOL! gypsycaine says, lol. gypsycaine says, I wouldn't mind figuring out hermitchick says, who are we hanging? gypsycaine says, how anakin came to be. keithfras says, Anakin uses The Farce to tie Obi-Wan's shoelaces together slytherin_daughter says, Me! Me! gypsycaine says, was there sex involved, or did gypsycaine says, he evolve? gypsycaine says, the way they put it in the movie, keithfras says, In the opening text: "Due to heavy critisism against Jar Jar, we have cutted all the scene's out where he appears. So the movie ends now." gypsycaine says, the midi cholorians (sp?) created gypsycaine says, him. hermitchick says, not saying a word, I will not insult anyone, I will not keithfras says, What do you mean, me! me!? mrs_snape says, Huh? keithfras says, Are you his dad? slytherin_daughter says, They're hanging me. mrs_snape says, lol slytherin_daughter says, yes, I'm really male. keithfras chases away nasty hanging people gypsycaine says, nah, just securing your tightly. hermitchick says, Why are we hanging you? gypsycaine says, you not your. alyeskakc says, I'm lost, what else is new. slytherin_daughter says, I don't know. Ask the person handing me the rope mrs_snape says, Slyth's gay man is coming bacl? slytherin_daughter says, noooooooooooooooooo keithfras says, A scene where is revealed that Goofy is Jar-Jar's father mrs_snape says, Oh c'mon! Spoilsport gypsycaine says, I'd believe that. slytherin_daughter hates Star Wars slytherin_daughter and Slytherin_Gay_Man gypsycaine says, I wasn't into it heavy, gypsycaine says, until Ian got into it. catlady_de_los_angeles says, They're hanging slytherin_gay_man because he is into auto-asphixiation and being tied up hermitchick says, Slytherin_Gay_Man? mrs_snape says, But.... but.... *tears start to roll down cheeks* You're sooo like him gypsycaine says, now I try not to walk on Leia or Padme as they gypsycaine says, lay on t he lr. floor. mrs_snape says, Bwahahaaaaa! hermitchick says, kinky keithfras says, This is my favourite one: Anakin gets a repair bill for all the things he destroyed in Episode I slytherin_daughter hits Mrs.Snape gypsycaine says, chuckles. keithfras doesn't really want to know what the heck's going on now catlady_de_los_angeles says, in a prevoiujs chat, all you people younger than me confiremd taht Nowsdays, Everyone is Kinky severus_the_potions_master says, Miss Crustum, would you leave my wife alone? Detention and 100 points from Slytherin hermitchick says, neither do I gypsycaine says, Ep 1 had better fx, but I still liked ep 4 better. slytherin_daughter says, keithfras grabs Emily and escapes to a safer location keithfras schnoogles Emily catlady_de_los_angeles says, Oh Emily!!!! mrs_snape *schnoogles Severus* My hero!!! hermitchick finds a cornor to puke in catlady_de_los_angeles says, Mosrus Crustum related to M C Escher? keithfras says, Who's severus_the_potions_master slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith with gusto keithfras says, ? gypsycaine says, puking on poor cornors. slytherin_daughter says, Oh, don't you know it. And the Hammer. hermitchick says, yeah, who is he? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Mrs. Snape's beloved severus_the_potions_master schnoogles Dinah with ardor hermitchick says, or she? alyeskakc blushes gypsycaine says, they're just elected officials. mrs_snape *swoon* mrs_snape says, mrs_snape says, It's quite hot in here, isn't it? gypsycaine says, your sev site died. hermitchick says, Has Minzzer been here today? mrs_snape says, No, she hasn't yet slytherin_daughter thinks that Mrs. Snape and Severus_the_potions_master are one and the same Your buddy ancientstarchild has gone off pager keithfras says, You want more jokes? keithfras says, While Anakin is going Darth Vader on the Gungans, Queen Amidala is taken prisoner by the Hutts and forced to wear a skimpy costume. mrs_snape says, *glomps Emily* hermitchick says, oh, no one to annoy today hermitchick says, I think so too keithfras says, This was the winner: Yoda sitting on a log singing "It isn't easy being green..." mrs_snape grabs Severus and grins slyly Your robes look good today! hermitchick says, lol keithfras says, Yoda: "Jar-Jar leads to annoyance, annoyance leads to hate, hate leads to violence. Dark side not all that bad is, hm?" hermitchick says, I gonna be sick! severus_the_potions_master says, Ohooo! keithfras says, anakin chatting up princess amidala with the mental help of the jedi masters alyeskakc says, You know once you turn to the Dark side, forever will it haunt your path. hermitchick says, Can't we just kill something (or someone)? slytherin_daughter edges closer to Keith keithfras says, Warning: bad joke alert mrs_snape says, Yes, schnooogle me my Potions Master!!! keithfras says, Jabba the Hut opens his own chain of pizziarias therefore becoming Pizza the Hut Your buddy kylia_moonshadow is on pager keithfras schnoogles Emily slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith keithfras says, Jar-Jar interrupts Anakin & Amidala in a private moment, and Anakin lops his head off, causing Amidala to come up with a juicy remark... gypsycaine says, Pizza the Hutt lol. Love mel brooks. severus_the_potions_master squeezes Mrs Snape closer and whispers in her ear keithfras says, Anakin (aka Leonardo di Caprio) on the bow of the Star Destroyer shouting 'I'm on top of the world' alyeskakc says, oh brother hermitchick says, Agh! Get away! I'm scared now. keithfras says, Jar Jar in a golden bikini. mrs_snape says, Oh! *schnooogles Severus madly* slytherin_daughter says, Oh, lord. The Snapes are getting more mushy than before. keithfras says, A football match between Jedis, with Yoda as the ball. slytherin_daughter says, (and I think it's the same person) hermitchick says, I have to get out of here befor I puke keithfras says, Yoda in a tuxedo saying: 'My name is Da,... Yo Da' keithfras schnoogles Emily again mrs_snape says, keith, i will have to puke on your Kendo gear if you don't stop telling us about Jarjar in bikinis *** You have exceeded the maximum length of a message. Try typing something shorter. keithfras says, 'Does that mean Dinah's schnoogling herself? slytherin_daughter schnoogles Keith catlady_de_los_angeles says, out mushiness context, snapes on one team, Keith and Em on the other, whicih can be mushier? slytherin_daughter says, I think it does. gypsycaine says, I'm prolly going to take my three keithfras says, Sorry Dinah mrs_snape says, No, Dinah schnoogles her man! mrs_snape says, Hah! catlady_de_los_angeles says, contest gypsycaine says, (soon to be 4) year old to see both Hp and ep2. Lol. gypsycaine says, and if cheeta doesn't stop mrs_snape says, *grabs Severus and schnoogles him til his ears start to steam* gypsycaine says, max-message lengthing me gypsycaine says, soon i'm going to go nuts. keithfras says, [censored censored censored] keithfras says, severus_the_potions_master says, Oh, Mrs Snape! keithfras says, I can't believe I just wrote that slytherin_daughter sits in Keith's lap alyeskakc says, good grief mrs_snape says, Could you stop calling me Mrs Snape when things get hot??? *slightly annoyed* severus_the_potions_master says, Sorry, hon keithfras says, Well, at least he doesn't call you 'Stiffler's mom' keithfras says, Your buddy kittycat_562001 is on pager mrs_snape says, Awww, shucks, i forgive *starts a good snogging session* keithfras strokes Emily's hair severus_the_potions_master says, *gasps* I can't breathe!!! Your buddy kittycat_562001 has gone off pager hermitchick ignores them all. slytherin_daughter kisses Keith because schnoogling is getting old keithfras says, Sorry about this slytherin_daughter says, It's just so much fun. keithfras says, everyone keithfras says, mmph mrs_snape says, Yep, that it is.... mrs_snape says, Oh, Severus!!! hermitchick says, So, anyting interesting happening? alyeskakc says, So what shall we talk about now. ::trying to ignore all the snogging:: severus_the_potions_master says, Yes, we're snogging keithfras tries to think of another word instead of 'schnoogling' slytherin_daughter says, mmmmph keithfras snogs Emily hermitchick says, I don't hear anything! slytherin_daughter says, there we go. slytherin_daughter snogs Keith mrs_snape says, Whoa! I noticed that *phew* keithfras says, Put us to 'ignore' slytherin_daughter says, Keith, what's your opinion on blue hair? gypsycaine : ) ) ) ) ) gypsycaine :Smile Everyone! gypsycaine : ) ) ) ) ) gypsycaine says, ack. keithfras says, What shade of blue? severus_the_potions_master says, Severus loves Dinah slytherin_daughter says, light blue. mrs_snape says, Dinah snogs Severus keithfras says, Hmmm....long or short gypsycaine says, nah, cause you have some good comments keith when keithfras says, ? gypsycaine says, you're not snoogling. gypsycaine says, oogling, hermitchick says, I'm ignoring almost everyone now slytherin_daughter says, Shoulder length alyeskakc says, Let's see. So how's the weather? *** Your request has an incorrect format. Please try again. mrs_snape says, Hot, why gypsycaine says, or boogling. alyeskakc says, ;D slytherin_daughter says, (a little past the shoulders, really) keithfras says, Blue is good keithfras says, Life is good keithfras says, mrs_snape says, Oh! *schnoogle, hug* gypsycaine says, if we're doing that sw=hp thing. gypsycaine says, who would be who? slytherin_daughter says, are you just saying that? keithfras says, Which bit? gypsycaine says, anakin = james. s_ings enters hermitchick says, how does sw=hp? gypsycaine says, amidala = lily. keithfras says, Unconventional is good, ergo blue hair is good. alyeskakc says, Harry=Luke gypsycaine says, yep. keithfras says, Leia = Hermione? slytherin_daughter says, you don't like my hair, do you? I think I need to go commit suicide... gypsycaine says, han solo = ron. hermitchick says, that's too scary mrs_snape says, Dumbledore=Obi Wan gypsycaine says, hey, that means ron and hermoine! keithfras says, I'd have to see it, but it sounds cool mrs_snape says, Ungh!!!! That's sooooo bad!!!!!!!!! € s_ings says, Hi everyone hermitchick says, hello mrs_snape says, H/H H/H H/H H/H H/H H/H H/H H/H H/H keithfras says, Grindelwald = Darth Maul gypsycaine says, Lol. mrs_snape says, lol gypsycaine says, ok. keithfras says, Voldemort = Palpatine hermitchick says, ignore all comments about sex and it's all good slytherin_daughter says, H/H is evil. Evil, I tell you. gypsycaine says, and yoda = ? mrs_snape says, Is not! keithfras says, Life is evil gypsycaine says, snape = ? slytherin_daughter says, There never were any comments about sex. keithfras says, Who's Darth Vader? alyeskakc says, Snape=Darth Vader slytherin_daughter says, *glances around* were there? severus_the_potions_master says, 5 points from Slytherin for saying H/H is evil! gypsycaine says, no, james=darth vader. keithfras says, Apart from Rita's disneyland story? gypsycaine says, it has to be that way. severus_the_potions_master says, I am *NOT* Darth Vader slytherin_daughter says, Ah, sod off, you greasy git. hermitchick says, not really, but it was too sacrine severus_the_potions_master says, I am Lando Calrissian mrs_snape says, Oh yes... i like that gypsycaine says, I can see it. gypsycaine says, snape=lando. hermitchick says, who's she pissed off at keithfras got sorted into Gryffindor on HP homepage...hopes to bridge gap between houses gypsycaine says, spy.... mrs_snape says, But turned good! slytherin_daughter says, Gryffindors are adorible keithfras says, So is a *certain* Slytherin gypsycaine says, so who's Voldemort? gypsycaine says, the emporer? keithfras says, Palpatine severus_the_potions_master says, Dinah, would you stop rubbing it in? I am not a goody-two-.shoes like that Potter and his little friends slytherin_daughter says, Awww. severus_the_potions_master says, You can' hermitchick says, I got in Slytherine slytherin_daughter blushes severus_the_potions_master says, t survive out there with that kind of attitude alyeskakc says, I'm in Gryffindor catlady_de_los_angeles says, harry seems to sruvice jsut fine gypsycaine switches her letters around. gypsycaine says, hmmm. gypsycaine says, Lucius = ? keithfras says, Ron = Han Solo obviously mrs_snape says, I am a Gryffindor and Sevrus is Slytherin - it can work! hermitchick says, why is your font so damn big? catlady_de_los_angeles says, luck is more valuable than skill, wisodom, inteliggence.... keithfras says, Hagrid = Chewbacca mrs_snape says, Lucius = Jabba the Hut keithfras says, LOL! gypsycaine says, lol alyeskakc says, Lucius=Darth Maul keithfras says, No, that's Dudley mrs_snape says, And Draco? gypsycaine says, no, yah-that's cool keith! mrs_snape says, Draco = Boba Fett keithfras says, No, Grindelwald is Darth Maul. That was episode I gypsycaine says, Lucius.....hmmm keithfras says, Lucius = Grand Moff Tarkin? hermitchick says, gypsycaine says, that's what I was thinking of, but he's killed in ep 4 severus_the_potions_master says, Hullo!!! I feel left aloo-hooone!!! keithfras says, Or maybe Lucius is Darth Vader and he's Harry's father! catlady_de_los_angeles says, sheryll seem sto ahve appeared while I wasn't looking? mrs_snape says, Ooops, sorry *hugs Severus* alyeskakc says, eeeeeewwwww!!!! keithfras says, Quirrel = Grand Moff Tarkin hermitchick says, so? Why should we care? € s_ings says, Yup, I just snuck in! keithfras says, Mae govannen, Sheryl! keithfras says, Elen sila lumenn omentielvo catlady_de_los_angeles says, Hi, Sheryll, can we thok of someting more interesting to talk about than Satr Wars? € s_ings says, Hi, this sounds like more fun than the meeting I've been at all afternoon keithfras is hurt keithfras says, Satire Wars? emily_crustum enters alyeskakc says, Well gotta run off to dinner with the famn damily. Have fun all. keithfras says, New name, Emily? hermitchick says, Yeah, can the star wars talk catlady_de_los_angeles says, Star Wars not Satyr Wars catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by Kristin keithfras sulks € s_ings says, Bye emily_crustum says, but of course mrs_snape *bonks Crustacea over the head with a trout* keithfras doesn't like being told to shut up catlady_de_los_angeles says, Satyr Wars sounsd more interesting alyeskakc leaves hermitchick says, true keithfras says, Higher rating probably. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Keith, shut up and kiss someone gypsycaine says, draco in leather pants? keithfras says, Well, if that's your attitude.... € s_ings says, Hasn't that been done to death? hermitchick says, can we gag keith? groovyproginoskes enters keithfras snogs Emily gypsycaine says, oh, snape in leather pants! severus_the_potions_master *grabs Rita and gives her a long, good smooch* catlady_de_los_angeles says, wb grovvy € s_ings says, Only if he likes it! emily_crustum shrugs and snogs Keith mrs_snape says, Hey! catlady_de_los_angeles arms around him keithfras waves salmon threateningly at Persephone jamesf991 leaves mrs_snape says, Hey, hey, hey!!!!! groovyproginoskes leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, lips slightinly open hermitchick says, three-some? mrs_snape says, Want in, too! can have threesome! emily_crustum says, the Snapes are being kinky... keithfras says, Oops...we scared two people away! gypsycaine says, sounds like slash here! keithfras says, That sounds like a song.... groovyproginoskes enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, okay, spare one arm to warp abaout Dinah hermitchick bops keithfras on the head. gypsycaine says, so now they're warping. gypsycaine says, SW to ST! keithfras says, Let's not start this again mrs_snape *looks sourly* Thank you! catlady_de_los_angeles says, someoen should write the saong, Sounsd Like Slash hermitchick says, lol keithfras says, I read a songfic called My Favourite Slash gypsycaine says, (Sirius = JTK!) hermitchick drules, ohhh, slash! groovyproginoskes says, *shakes her head* Are you people still here? Just when I thought I come have a nice conversation with myself and learn how to do the purple action writing... keithfras tries to avoid offending Persephone slytherin_daughter rubs temples mrs_snape wriggles in between Rita and Severus hermitchick says, JTK? keithfras rubs Emily's temples for her catlady_de_los_angeles says, grooyv, put a colo : as first characater of the tet you write slytherin_daughter says, heh heh, that's nice gypsycaine says, purple action writing :snoogles Neil. keithfras says, Are there two of you now? catlady_de_los_angeles demonstrates keithfras says, (to Emily) mrs_snape RATATAA keithfras says, ? mrs_snape says, It stays blue for me gypsycaine says, James T Kirk. emily_crustum says, well...yes....? hermitchick says, I still have the rubber band and the paper clip Keith mrs_snape says, Noooooooooo"!""" Kirk is kinky!!! groovyproginoskes leaves catlady_de_los_angeles says, it comes uot magenta when you double click on the on one of the prepeared Actions Emotions on the m enu keithfras says, What did I do now? slytherin_daughter leaves gypsycaine says, yah, that's why Sirius = Kirk. € s_ings says, Keith, you're scaring them off emily_crustum says, Okay, now I'm only one person. emily_crustum says, alter ego.. mrs_snape says, Sirius isn't.... oh drats, he is mrs_snape says, Shit groovyproginoskes enters keithfras says, That's better. I wasn't sure if you'd cloned yourself or not. catlady_de_los_angeles says, it comes uot magenta when you double click on the on one of the prepeared Actions Emotions on the m enu hermitchick says, I dunno, just wanted to hurt you keith keithfras schnoogles Emily groovyproginoskes leaves mrs_snape says, Keith, you're the chef Kloner around here! emily_crustum schnoogles Keith keithfras says, Ack! Midnight! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Dee, save the chat catlady_de_los_angeles says, simon didn't catlady_de_los_angeles says, and I have to leave soon emily_crustum says, Oh, *dont* tell me you're going to leave, Keith. keithfras says, Just an observation. mrs_snape says, Ack, one o'clock and school tomorrow - what fun gypsycaine says, snape = bones, scotty, or spock? catlady_de_los_angeles says, must wash dress eat before going to work (working at night is Not Normal for me) gypsycaine says, I'm sticking it out. keithfras says, I take it it's 4 pm where you are? mrs_snape says, Snape is Spock - Emotionally unaccessable groovyproginoskes enters emily_crustum says, Yup. Very good. mrs_snape says, But I'd rather have Gul Dukat € s_ings says, It's 7 pm here hermitchick says, are you ganna stay or leave again? groovyproginoskes thanks catlady for teaching her how to do the nifty action writing keithfras says, Isn't he like....knobbly? catlady_de_los_angeles says, the unreliable clock on my computer says 3:59 I'm Pacific Daylig Time gypsycaine says, I don't know which marauder would be bones. mrs_snape says, But he's hot!!!! gypsycaine says, 7:01 keithfras says, Lupin I reckon emily_crustum ponders on the fact that in two months she will be 3,000 miles closer to Keith catlady_de_los_angeles says, REmus would be Bones severus_the_potions_master *bonks Dinah over the head* hey! catlady_de_los_angeles says, they both have a certain gentleness gypsycaine says, and that leaves Scotty. keithfras says, Oh well, just another 3000 to go.... hermitchick says, Ohhh, Star Trek, soooo much better than Star Wars catlady_de_los_angeles says, and well as a certain worn-down-ness keithfras says, Oh no, not more bonking.... emily_crustum says, Hey, it could happen... gypsycaine says, I'm a werewolf, not a bricklayer. emily_crustum says, bonking...how lewd catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by all mrs_snape says, Bonk me somewhere else, lover mrs_snape says, Bye! catlady_de_los_angeles leaves Your buddy catlady_de_los_angeles leaves chat gypsycaine says, bye Rita! keithfras says, Dinah/Gul Dukat hermitchick says, bye € s_ings says, bye mrs_snape says, did I say that? mrs_snape says, Thanks!!!! emily_crustum says, and then there were seven... hermitchick says, missed that one mrs_snape says, I like him! gypsycaine says, saw Mrs. R on ER the other night. gypsycaine says, almost missed her. keithfras says, Dinah/Odo? mrs_snape says, Rowling on Emergency Room??? *is confused* hermitchick says, how many of you are more than one chatter alais? mrs_snape says, Odo is cool too. But Nerys'd kill me gypsycaine says, Mrs. Roddenberry (sp?) mrs_snape says, Oh, she's cool gypsycaine says, she played the bride's mum. mrs_snape says, Nice gypsycaine says, red hair and everything. keithfras says, I'm always keithfras. Everyone else keeps changing their names! gypsycaine says, the red hair threw me off. emily_crustum says, I'm three, I think. gypsycaine says, I haven't change Keith! hermitchick says, oh, I noticed that too. € s_ings says, No, I always have the same name mrs_snape says, I'm Dinah Snape, at your service emily_crustum says, (three names, that is.) gypsycaine says, I've kept my 100 names out of this! emily_crustum says, who's Severus? keithfras says, By 'everyone', I mean lots of people keithfras says, Emily has 1001 names. severus_the_potions_master says, I'm just what I say i am - how hard is *that to understand* ??? emily_crustum says, hermitchick says, I've been the hermitchick for years now keithfras says, Severus can be Garak severus_the_potions_master *glares at everyone* gypsycaine says, 7 per account. mrs_snape says, Garak is cool, tooo mrs_snape says, You won't get me with DS9 characters. emily_crustum says, Actually I have 1002, for your information. keithfras says, Sorry gypsycaine says, (chuckles... now, I'm thinking "by the hammer...." lol!) mrs_snape says, Strange enough Garak and Gul Dukat are my favorites keithfras schnoogles Emily hermitchick says, I like Garak better emily_crustum schnoogles Keith slowly keithfras says, I guess some women like knobbly heat-resistant men. severus_the_potions_master says, *rolls eyes* If you say so... gypsycaine says, couldn't stand Kirk, btw. hermitchick says, yup gypsycaine says, still can't. € s_ings says, Me either gypsycaine says, Riker wasn't much better. mrs_snape says, Aww, c'mon, don't pout hermitchick says, Kirk is a dip shit severus_the_potions_master says, I - do - not - pout !!!! gypsycaine says, (nor his actor--the Priceline wannabe) emily_crustum says, Severus is a crybaby! mrs_snape says, Will you shut up!!!!!!!! € s_ings says, Shatner is awful at everything hermitchick leaves Your buddy hermitchick leaves chat gypsycaine says, adored Picard. gypsycaine says, Lol! € s_ings says, Me too! mrs_snape says, Slyth's gay man, slyth's gay man!!!! gypsycaine says, my favorite TNG ? mrs_snape says, Picard is great keithfras says, DS9 is great, esp. last series, Voyager is good too. Hate TNG. Original series is funny for its silliness. gypsycaine says, Whoopie! keithfras says, Picard is OK, but the series itself isn't too good. gypsycaine says, I liked TNG best. € s_ings says, OH, yeah, I'll agree with Whoopie mrs_snape says, Jeri Ryan is adorable. I met her in person and she is sooo nice keithfras says, Goldberg! gypsycaine says, I watched it most. € s_ings says, So did I gypsycaine says, Odo's interesting irl. Your buddy hermitchick is in chat hermitchick enters emily_crustum wonders why everyone has an obsession with things about outer-space keithfras says, Yeah, Odo is good. gypsycaine says, I didn't know he played the chef in the Little Mermaid. mrs_snape says, Very cool singing! € s_ings says, I knew that one gypsycaine is a trekker. mrs_snape says, Is a trekker, too hermitchick says, damn, I got kicked mrs_snape says, And very proud of it <g> keithfras is a bit of a trekker, but not a trekkie hermitchick says, me too *** You have exceeded the maximum length of a message. Try typing something shorter. cynicalsocialite enters € s_ings says, I'm not really, just a bit emily_crustum says, I liked the original. Not the rest. gypsycaine says, he appeared with the man gypsycaine says, who runs the bar.... Quark! that's it! keithfras says, Mae govannen, cynicalsocialite! € s_ings says, I detested the original mrs_snape says, The Trek??? cynicalsocialite says, 'Allo, Keith! gypsycaine says, and he was raising money. € s_ings says, yup keithfras says, Who are you when you're at home? gypsycaine says, for charity--to help folks who had what the mrs_snape says, Armin Shimerman hermitchick says, I like the origional, but Voyger is rather stupid now gypsycaine says, lead of Adam's family (Raul Julia?) had. cynicalsocialite says, I also go as skaprincess27 *grins*. keithfras says, Sue! emily_crustum says, Sue! mrs_snape says, Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 € s_ings says, Sue - Hi!! gypsycaine tosses a D in there. cynicalsocialite says, But of course. The one and only! cynicalsocialite says, ^_^ keithfras says, How's your Awful Life (tm) keithfras says, ? mrs_snape *runs to Sue and schnoogle-glomps her* cynicalsocialite says, *feels schnoogle-glomped* € s_ings says, Group hug for Sue gypsycaine says, it appears that they were good friends irl. hermitchick says, hi Sue, kill any bandos lately? severus_the_potions_master says, G'evening keithfras glomps Sue cynicalsocialite says, Well, I just spent an entire week trying to get purple paint out of my hair. gypsycaine says, you had to pay for his signature, but it was worth it. cynicalsocialite says, ^_^ gypsycaine says, Kewl! gypsycaine says, why get it out? mrs_snape says, Aha. Not bad keithfras says, Urgh. That doesn't sound like much fun. mrs_snape says, Why not just keep it or color over it? cynicalsocialite says, Not fun at all. Purple and brown don't match. gypsycaine winces from the shirl voice of JarJar from the other room € s_ings says, Did it come out? cynicalsocialite says, Finally! gypsycaine says, (diving into the pool to the city) keithfras says, Yousa people gonna die? keithfras ducks hermitchick says, very true, pruple over black lookes even worse, truset me severus_the_potions_master says, Purple hair is stupid - if people aren't contented with their naturaly hair color that's their problem groovyproginoskes is away (be right back) € s_ings says, Hey, I dye my hair keithfras says, Did you Slay Matt? mrs_snape says, Hush your mouth, hon *** Your request has an incorrect format. Please try again. cynicalsocialite says, As do I, just not purple. gypsycaine says, I had purple hair once gypsycaine says, for about a year. € s_ings says, But then, I got lotsa grey to cover gypsycaine says, mrs_snape says, I color mine red, so he better shut up hermitchick says, behave Keith, I have the rubber band and the paperclip waiting for you gypsycaine says, I wouldn't mind going back, but keithfras hits Snape with swordfish for insulting hair dye gypsycaine says, I'm Mom now. cynicalsocialite says, Ah, how I wish to slay him, but he just keeps on going. It's like living two doors down from the Energizer Bunny. keithfras schnoogles Emily mrs_snape defends her Snape with a well-aimed wobble-leg curse keithfras sends Sue a stake gypsycaine says, I haven't decided on a color yet. groovyproginoskes is away (Auto-Away) gypsycaine says, I'm thinking about wandering to the hermitchick says, black, be like me gypsycaine says, school across the street, and talking to the inst gypsycaine says, instructor. € s_ings says, I decided on a colour and they discontinued it yael_pou enters keithfras says, Typical! gypsycaine says, paying them to do the work. hermitchick says, bastards mrs_snape says, Hey yael!!!!!!!!!!!!1 keithfras says, Mae govannen, Yael! € s_ings says, Hi yael mrs_snape schnoogle hermitchick says, hi gypsycaine says, Yael! severus_the_potions_master says, G'evening! cynicalsocialite says, I just stick with Auburnberry. It usually works. gypsycaine says, anyone have any ideas? keithfras says, Welcome back to the Secret Secluded Wedding Chatroom! cynicalsocialite says, Aloha, Yael! cynicalsocialite says, Ooh, weddings? hermitchick says, huh? gypsycaine says, my original is on my profile. groovyproginoskes is away (Eating dinner (but still lurking in spirit ^_^)) € s_ings says, That sounds nice, Sue, who makes that one? mrs_snape says, Huhuhuuu *schnogs severus wildly* gypsycaine says, it's a strange mix keithfras says, Yes, we were discussing mvirtual weddings gypsycaine says, of blonde, red and brunnette. keithfras says, *virtual gypsycaine says, and my skin is PALE! gypsycaine says, like Snape! yael_pou says, hi! severus_the_potions_master grabs Dinah and takes her back into his lair* gypsycaine says, same reason. (sun, ick!) mrs_snape says, Oooh, Severus! cynicalsocialite says, Virtual weddings, wh? cynicalsocialite says, *eh yael_pou says, severus? hermitchick says, the seamstress that is doing my prom dress called my skin tone: Dead gypsycaine says, (has grey at age 32, and needs to cover it ) gypsycaine says, Lol. mrs_snape says, Glad I decided to stay around a bit or I'd have missed yael!!! gypsycaine says, I've got a mixed skin tone. mrs_snape says, Of course I'm a bit occupied... keithfras says, Yes, someone mentioned some marriage by declaration thing in Scotland and it was suggested I could marry Emily from there. € s_ings says, Don't feel bad, I started going grey at 21 gypsycaine says, it's not pale pale.... yael_pou says, thanks Dinah! so, who're you marrying? gypsycaine says, but it's not sun-ned either. mrs_snape grabs Severus and gives him a good snog mrs_snape says, Me? Not me, I am married cynicalsocialite says, Lots of Sevvy-love going on in here. mrs_snape says, Emily and Keith were planning on a virtual marriage gypsycaine says, I'm STAYING single. hermitchick says, My dad is almost 50 and he still has no gray hair gypsycaine says, marriage means I have to clean house! € s_ings says, Mine too keithfras says, I said no to a virtual honeymoon though. severus_the_potions_master says, Yes, that girl's taken" yael_pou says, Emily? I thought he was with Sinead! gypsycaine says, Dai and Sinead. keithfras says, Only in fanfic. She prefers Dai. severus_the_potions_master grabs Dinah and squeezes her near her heart cynicalsocialite says, I plan on staying single... keithfras says, How lewd. mrs_snape says, Youn swine *pinch, on noes* gypsycaine says, single is easier. severus_the_potions_master says, *ouch!!! Sorry hermitchick says, My family doesn't age much, I guess I'm set if I have their genes yael_pou says, Severus, who are you? € s_ings says, But married is more fun gypsycaine says, no need to dress up, can act a slob! keithfras says, Life is easier gypsycaine says, no makeup, if you don't brush your hair on a sunday, no one cares. severus_the_potions_master says, I am Potions Master at Hogwarts - which house are you in? I want to take points from you for that question hermitchick says, being a slob is not fun yael_pou says, Am I the only married person around? € s_ings says, I can act a slob, as long as I don't bitch about the socks on the floor € s_ings says, No, Yael, I'm married too gypsycaine says, and if the house is trashed, you're the one who is in charge (aka yael_pou says, Parker? mrs_snape says, I am imaginary married, to a fictional character gypsycaine says, no dirty underwear in the bathroom!) € s_ings says, Sheryll keithfras says, Life is not fun. Unless you're here in the Secret Secluded Chatroom. severus_the_potions_master says, Look who you're calling fictional hermitchick says, true cynicalsocialite says, I figure, staying single means that I can decorate however I wasnt... mrs_snape says, Sorry hon cynicalsocialite says, *want mrs_snape *hugs Severus and gently strokes his hair* gypsycaine says, actually Sue, in my case, it doesn't. minzzer enters € s_ings says, Hey, I decorated this whole place - picked the colours, he did the work mrs_snape says, just if you're wondering - it is washed hermitchick says, I still want to give Keith the vasestomy for insulting my pic many moos ago. I haold a grudge gypsycaine says, Mom brings me "gifts" that would just mrs_snape says, Minzzer! keithfras seems to be getting engaged without it registering gypsycaine says, "LOOK so GREAT right THERE!" minzzer says, hey € s_ings says, Hi minzzer keithfras says, Who? What? When? yael_pou says, hi minzzer emily_crustum says, Ho! I'm back even though I never said I was gone. hermitchick says, Mizzner where? mrs_snape says, Keith should beware before checking into hotelrooms with Emily keithfras says, Persephone, have you got it in for me...um...this morning? gypsycaine says, she's decorated half my apt. minzzer says, just stopping by...can't stay long keithfras says, Only in Minnesota hermitchick says, yup minzzer says, Minzzer<---- keithfras says, Mae govannen! keithfras says, Why? severus_the_potions_master is starting to get bored minzzer says, school work severus_the_potions_master snatches yael and gives her a schnoogle hermitchick bonks minzzer on the head. yael_pou says, Augh! emily_crustum says, Let's hope that if we check into any hotel rooms, we'll already be married. € s_ings says, yuck, schoolwork mrs_snape says, Hey yael, you're stealing my man!!! keithfras says, Dinah, your husband's playing the field! emily_crustum says, Who IS this Severus guy? keithfras says, Prof. Snape! severus_the_potions_master says, Yes, just who... minzzer laughs at hermitchick severus_the_potions_master says, Professor Snape of Hogwarts yael_pou says, Hey, I've got a husband that looks like Malfoy and a new office-room-mate who is a dead copy of Harry. I *don't* need your man. keithfras tries to make up to Persephone for whatever it was severus_the_potions_master says, Detention for you all if you ask that silly question again emily_crustum says, I thought you didn't like the Malfoys, Yael...? gypsycaine says, I just don't WANT your man. mrs_snape says, I really hope so!!! *glowers at yael* gypsycaine says, not unless I get a picture first. mrs_snape says, I had to share him with Rita earlier on yael_pou says, I don't like Malfoy. I like my husband, though. hermitchick says, you don't remember? Damn you Keith. I hate you! emily_crustum says, And he looks Malfoyish? keithfras says, Did I insult a picture of yours? keithfras is worried € s_ings says, Trouble in Paradise? hermitchick says, yes baka gypsycaine is craving chips and dip.... keithfras says, Which pic was it? mrs_snape says, Is craving her bed but is also reluctant to leave emily_crustum thinks that Persephone is being rather strange hermitchick says, the one I drew, that you said looked like a 5 year-old did it. Remember? gypsycaine tried jo-jo's dipped in French Onion dip yesterday. Yum! mrs_snape grabs Severus and kisses him, just for the heck of it € s_ings says, I'm craving anything that doesn't involve Sunday afternoon meetings! keithfras says, Hang on a sec while I check it out. gypsycaine says, lunch meeting? € s_ings says, 4 hours today was too much yael_pou says, he works out. A lot. And he's got blond hair and azure eyes. Want more? emily_crustum says, Heh. Heh. Heh. emily_crustum falls over mrs_snape says, yael, finally saw the pic of your daughters - they're adorable € s_ings says, Nope - 2-6 pm - festival planning - I'm the entertainment coordinator keithfras is falling asleep gypsycaine says, I will be that my future husband, if he exists. hermitchick says, damn Sundays, oh well I got a new dek of tarot cards today emily_crustum pokes Keith gypsycaine says, has black hair and dark eyes. (TD&H) severus_the_potions_master is feeling ignored keithfras yawns and schnoogles Emily gypsycaine says, which deck? emily_crustum schnoogles Keith yael_pou says, because you expect us to know who you are! hermitchick says, so? mrs_snape says, Awww, shucks, poor baby. keithfras says, What was the picture for, persephone? DS? hermitchick says, an ugly one, but it has a good book with it, so I bought it mrs_snape cuddles down on Severus' lap and smiles up at him adoringly Your buddy betts_65656 is on pager hermitchick says, DS? € s_ings says, I'd love to learn to read Tarot cardsa € s_ings says, ooops - cards yael_pou says, Draco Sinister mrs_snape says, It's not hard, really - you just have to get a feeling for the cards you use and trust your intuition hermitchick says, the H/D page emily_crustum leaves gypsycaine says, just buy the deck that "speaks" to you. € s_ings says, I should try it, then keithfras says, Where is that again? gypsycaine says, don't worry about the rule that you never buy your own deck. gypsycaine says, it's not true. € s_ings says, Okay gypsycaine says, my first deck was Barbara Walker, and I bought it. yael_pou says, Hey, Keith, I've been going over my ancient e-mails, and I found a review from you. yael_pou says, a rather embarrassing one. gypsycaine says, I didn't speak--it yelled loudly! keithfras says, For what? hermitchick says, I saw the one I want online, getting the catalogue, but I have to wait for summer so I can watch the mail, so dad doesn't see mrs_snape says, Why? Didn't he behave??? keithfras is half-asleep and can't deal with all these accusations emily_crustum enters gypsycaine says, oops. not i it. mrs_snape threatens keith with a Trout € s_ings says, I saw a deck last week and almost bought, guess I should go back there emily_crustum mutters something about Yahoo going to hell yael_pou says, KDIL#2. you said it was confusing and maybe you should have read the first chapter first, but you don't feel like doing that... gypsycaine says, which deck, s_ings? keithfras says, Help! Emily! Everyone's accusing me of stuff! yael_pou says, very amusing emily_crustum says, Oh, dear. What have you done now? € s_ings says, Don't remember, but my hand just went for it mrs_snape says, yael!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keithfras says, Persephone, where is the H/D page? yael_pou says, what?????????????? mrs_snape says, You beat me at reviewing in DS!!!!!! € s_ings says, I'll know it when I see it again mrs_snape says, Shucks hermitchick says, http://geocities.com/harry_and_draco mrs_snape says, But as long as it wasn't Al <g> gypsycaine says, that sounds like it spoke to you. gypsycaine says, € s_ings says, Yup, it sounds that way. gypsycaine says, read the book that came with it. keithfras says, Apparently I insulted one of Persephone's pictures and posted an embarassing review for something by Yael yael_pou says, hey, you reviewed after me. you knew exactly what you had to beat gypsycaine says, some other books are Gray's series. gypsycaine says, (Mastering Tarot, etc...) cynicalsocialite is away (Auto-Away) mrs_snape says, I had only 3/4 hour for reading the whole chapter AND writing that review! gypsycaine goes to find her books on the shelf. € s_ings says, Okay, I'm sure I can find those, I live near a huge Chapters store mrs_snape says, Three-quarter of an hour yael_pou says, Keith, that's all right. just funny