george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Heyya Minz! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Sue, captin of which SHip? agent_starling_1999 says, lol Minzzer says, hi You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, *sniffles* never thought I'd see the day where something I started got trendy. *sniffles* cassandraclaire73 says, i got the idea off sue, no question selah_1977 says, Yeah, Cassie--I'll send you links. "I never even considered D/G until I read it in DS"... You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) agent_starling_1999 says, D/G of course! Sue is the inventor! *bows* selah_1977 says, Me too... :::grins at Sue!::: cassandraclaire73 says, yeah, send me the links, honey. agent_starling_1999 says, ;-) cassandraclaire73 says, sue is the genius. selah_1977 says, skaprincess27 says, I hate hate hate hate hate Matt. skaprincess27 says, ^_^ george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Anyone got a cool idea name for a lethal potion? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Matt who? agent_starling_1999 says, you don΄t want to know, Jana ;-) skaprincess27 says, *runs off into pit and dies* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Sure I do! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Don't die. *sniffles* catlady_de_los_angeles says, Jana, there's one mentioned in the first installement of my Snape fic (posted on HPff files) skaprincess27 says, He's sending me punk rock lyrics now. I'm going to kill him. AUUUUUGH! agent_starling_1999 says, *tries to rescue Sue* selah_1977 breaks Sue's fall agent_starling_1999 says, Lol, Sue george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ehh... don't wanna rip off on anyone's fic. Oy, the last thing I need is a plagarism accusation. agent_starling_1999 says, I see your relationship hasn΄t improved much ;-) george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *Sue falls on Jana* Ow. skaprincess27 says, He ran out of bad poetry, apparently george_weasleys_girlfriend says, LOL Old boyfriend, eh? skaprincess27 says, No, now he feels terrible and is practically stalking me catlady_de_los_angeles says, Having the blend specifically adjusted to suit the victim's personal vibes, it causes the victim to 'voluntarily' commit suicide Minzzer says, a cool name or an insane name? selah_1977 says, OK, Jana--I'm really really bad at Latin, so... skaprincess27 says, No, ex-best friend. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, brb george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ah. shaysmail says, has anyone gotten messages from the hp_fanfiction list today? gypsycaine I'm saving this chat to post it in full on the Chatscripts group here: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/ george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I'm bad at Latin, too, Eb... hehe. Brb gypsycaine To access the Chatter-list so you know who you're talking to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownupsChatScripts/files/%20chatterlist.html selah_1977 shakes head agent_starling_1999 says, Aw... I mean... not about the stalking part... oh, just ignore me george_weasleys_girlfriend is away (My tummy hurts...) You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) gypsycaine says, I'm stepping away from the computer. selah_1977 says, Why am I on vacation? brb... I wish... selah_1977 is back. skaprincess27 says, Someone kill this boy, now. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I didn't bother to five that potion a name. selah_1977 hurls the Spear of Hufflepuff at Alicia/Sue's stalker! al_ffn is away (Auto-Away) catlady_de_los_angeles says, I;d LOVE for people to pick it up from me and use it without putting anything about me/my fic in A/N. skaprincess27 says, Ugh, I am going to kill him when I see him tomorrow. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I'm using one of Pippin's Potions without credit. Minzzer says, would you like him to die peacefully....or die screaming? You have 2 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) agent_starling_1999 says, oh, I have to go :-( History homework agent_starling_1999 says, Bye! selah_1977 says, screaming of course... what's the fun in the other? catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by Starling shaysmail says, bye You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) al_ffn is back. al_ffn says, i am NOT away skaprincess27 says, bye dear! selah_1977 says, Bye, Starling! (grins) cassandraclaire73 says, bye honey! skaprincess27 says, Screaming of course. al_ffn says, did i miss shay? hi shay! cassandraclaire73 says, sue hey what's your band's name? cassandraclaire73 says, just asked skaprincess27 says, Oh God now he's quoting Shakespeare. shaysmail says, hi al agent_starling_1999 leaves yael_pou says, bye Starling. € heiditandy says, su e- please answer! yael_pou says, oops skaprincess27 says, Victims of the American Dream skaprincess27 says, and Virgins on the Pill cassandraclaire73 says, i thought it had 'piccolos' in it selah_1977 says, LOL! skaprincess27 says, Electric Piccolos-- first name for VAD. skaprincess27 says, I'm the singer in VOTP. Minzzer says, Rezznim can visit him for a day....by then he should be screaming and running to the otherside of the world...just ask for Rezznim al_ffn says, what are we on now? shaysmail says, i think my round robin idea on hp_fanfiction is going to be a bust. only one person has signed up cassandraclaire73 says, can I use RElectric Piccolos in DS? You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) al_ffn says, is this a *sensible* round robin? cassandraclaire73 says, i think im too worn out to write round robin stuff. shaysmail says, yep. one person a day skaprincess27 says, Um, sure you don't want VAD? ^_^ *wink* cassandraclaire73 says, i don't think the 'american' part works in context You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, Don't want VITP, huh? ^_^ al_ffn says, I'm worried about my plot, a lot of people seem to be pre-empting me right now, so would sooner not participate this time round. Just in case. yael_pou says, Cass - it's been a horrible weather today. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Back. Aww... Starling left. *mooes in pain* What'd I miss? You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) george_weasleys_girlfriend says, And why is Minnzer speaking in third person backwards? cassandraclaire73 says, horrible weather..? skaprincess27 says, Sure, use us, abuse us, go for it. € heiditandy has no time for RR. Biz trip tomorrow...havbe to go to the exciting world of Tampa Florida! Wheeee? yael_pou says, Hot, dry, dusty... shaysmail says, my parent's live close to tampa € heiditandy will wave. skaprincess27 says, how are you going to abuse us? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Cold, wet and... well, cold and wet. Windy too. chicago ain't the Windy City for nothing. € heiditandy says, It's only an hour flight, but I have to give a speech at 9am on tuesday so have to go the night before. cassandraclaire73 says, need a band for Draco's birthday party. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Delilah and the Moocows. selah_1977 says, I want to play in the band, whatever it is... You have 2 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Umm... no. lol skaprincess27 says, Yay... am I in the band or hanging off Draco's cousin's arm? al_ffn says, Can I grope Draco under the tabl ... WHAT? shaysmail says, my best friend's band name is voxology - latin for the study of voice skaprincess27 says, Sure, use the EPs. cassandraclaire73 says, Al, I'm starting to wonder about what team you're playing for. al_ffn says, grins You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) yael_pou says, Cass - you've had several in DD - Lucius and the Death Eaters... cassandraclaire73 says, you're just auditioning Alicia skaprincess27 says, What am I doing? ^_^ george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I think Al is a free agent at this point. cassandraclaire73 says, I somehow don't think Draco would want 'lucius and the death eaters' at his birthday Minzzer says, Minzzer enjoys talking in third person backwards...nah...that's Minzzer's evil twin al_ffn says, is seriously going to hide again skaprincess27 says, Because although MZ may be a stalker, he is still nonetheless a hot stalker. ^_^ selah_1977 says, LOL, Jana! Like my George... yael_pou says, george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Yep. But he'll enter a contract soon, right? selah_1977 says, I wouldn't hold my breath, hon. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Now I'm sniffly AND my tummy hurta, Oy, I'm falling apart! yael_pou says, Jana - what's up with you? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hmph. ::throws arms protectively around George:: I can convince him. Right, George? ::George nods:: cassandraclaire73 says, poor old gay George george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I don't know what's-- CASSIE! skaprincess27 says, Gay George. Hmmm.... selah_1977 says, LOL! skaprincess27 says, has possibilities... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, He's not old (only about 26 in real time, I think) and not gay! selah_1977 ::falls out of chair::: cassandraclaire73 says, Gay George. cassandraclaire73 says, gay, gay gay. al_ffn says, is still hiding cassandraclaire73 says, D: cassandraclaire73 says, yael_pou says, don't tease sick little girls cassandraclaire73 says, ahem skaprincess27 says, Why not? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, STOP IT! Ahh... UI have absolutely no idea whY everything thinks he's gay!! skaprincess27 says, *SCREAMS IN EXTREME FRUSTRATION* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *sniff* Thanks Yael. I'm such a target here. yael_pou says, gay George yael_pou says, oopsie yael_pou says, selah_1977 says, No one thinks he's gay but me, sweetie.... which makes no sense, since that means Fred should be gay too. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, There's absolutely no canonical evidence that he's gay, but he's gay in ten times more fic than Fred. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Stop it! cassandraclaire73 says, George, the Friend of Dorothy. selah_1977 says, LOL! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Dorothy? cassandraclaire73 says, someone explain skaprincess27 says, Okay. I will be back, as I have to call Matt and tell him that reciting "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" is getting on my nerves and is unneccesary. george_weasleys_girlfriend :curls up in George's arms:: Don't listen to them,sSweetie. They're talking about a different George. Not you. I can vouch for that. *glares at chatters* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, You've got him all upset now! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *sweetie catlady_de_los_angeles says, 'Friend of Dorothy' is a code word (no longer secret) that means a gay person gypsycaine is away (Auto-Away) cassandraclaire73 says, and when George gets upset, does he put on women's clothing? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, CASSIE!!! selah_1977 says, LMAO! cassandraclaire73 says, I am so cruel. I love you, George, you're not gay. cassandraclaire73 says, Fred's the gay one. Minzzer says, cassandraclaire73 says, He told me. shaysmail says, how about Freaks of Nature for the band name? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ugh, just you wait until I beta DS. I'm going to be vicious and unrelenting. yael_pou says, Well... he *always* wears robes in canon... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Thanks, Cassie. selah_1977 says, Sure, Fred's gay. al_ffn says, You're all a bunch of vultures skaprincess27 says, *screams screams screams* selah_1977 says, wb Al... why were you hiding? skaprincess27 says, Huh? Are we talking about the Beaters for the Pink Team? cassandraclaire73 says, Fred is busy listening to Streisand records and cannot be disturbed. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, LOL cassandraclaire73 says, hahaha! al_ffn says, Picking relentlessly at the dead carcasses of possibly gay canon characters catlady_de_los_angeles says, Ebony, despite the theory that homosexuality is genetic, there are many cases of identical twins, one gay and one straight george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Beaters for the Pink Team... *snerk* yael_pou says, Al, you're right. So, only slut!Draco is all right? You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, Okay. I am about ready to smash AIM to bits. selah_1977 says, I always knew something was weird about that Fred... must tell Angelina... cassandraclaire73 says, can I just say that twincest fics are the worst thing in the world? You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) george_weasleys_girlfriend says, LOL He did have that affair...you never said it was with a woman... al_ffn says, I'm very attached to Slut!Draco. Anyhow, he's based on a friend of mine. skaprincess27 says, Slut!Draco is so sexy. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, YES! Thank you, Cassie. Those are TERRIBLE. selah_1977 says, YES, Cassie--ewwwwwwwwwwy! cassandraclaire73 says, bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Very ewwy. FACILITIES! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *giggles* You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) Your buddy korteator has gone off pager yael_pou says, and i thought i was a pin-head. thanks Cass. cassandraclaire73 says, i mean yuck! yuck! Incest is just squicky to me. Not to mention the sudden skaprincess27 says, Yeah well I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what I've started fighting for. AUUUUGH! selah_1977 light bulb goes off.. cassandraclaire73 says, horrible flood of Sirius/harry fics. skaprincess27 says, Eeeeep. selah_1977 says, Ewwy. Minzzer says, *screams* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I don't mind slash... but I draw the line at incest. selah_1977 says, me too skaprincess27 says, agreed. catlady_de_los_angeles says, So no Ron/GinnY? cassandraclaire73 says, i like slash, hell, I write it. You have 2 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, Where? yael_pou says, Sirius isn't related to Harry... cassandraclaire73 says, I just don't like incest and massive age differences. You have 3 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) cassandraclaire73 says, yeah but he's his godfather! bleh! yuck! selah_1977 says, Oh, so if I do Sirius/Ginny, then... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, But it's... he's like a surrogate father and oh- there's that 20 year age difference. shaysmail says, oh come on, you don't think dumbledore could keep up with ginny? € heiditandy shudders at sirius/harry and fred/george selah_1977 says, I know it's been done before, but... You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) € heiditandy says, but am not as bygge bt snapedraco george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Dumbledore is over a century older than Ginny! ::shudders:: skaprincess27 says, I am firmly set in my pairings. So there. *looks defiant* cassandraclaire73 says, sirius/ginny bothers me less than Sirius/Harry as the latter seems like incest and a betrayal of Lily and James, franklly. selah_1977 says, What are your pairings, Sue? Besides H/H and D/G... (thinks that Sue has darned good taste) Minzzer says, where was everyone earlier when I need people to defend the H/H ship...starts glaring... selah_1977 says, And Ron/toaster... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ron/Toaster?! skaprincess27 says, H/H, D/G, A/F, R/P, L/J, S/M, S/R, etc. selah_1977 says, You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) cassandraclaire73 says, Ron/Toaster was my idea. *is proud* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Intimacy might be a bit painful.... al_ffn says, A/F? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, S/M? skaprincess27 says, Angelina/Fred. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Angelina/Fred. selah_1977 says, What's R/P and S/M? and S/R? cassandraclaire73 says, Seamus/Minerva? You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) george_weasleys_girlfriend says, S/R is Sirius/Remus. skaprincess27 says, Ron/Plant. al_ffn says, Sirius/Ron?? skaprincess27 says, S/M and S/R are my own pairings. *g* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, AHH! Ron and a plant!? al_ffn says, Sirius/Draco dai_evans enters cassandraclaire73 says, Sue/Matt catlady_de_los_angeles says, L/J? skaprincess27 says, shaddap, you. selah_1977 says, Ron/Pie--I know it's cliched, but... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Lily/James. skaprincess27 says, L/J: Linda/Joey. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, RON/PIE! al_ffn says, lol george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Merlin, you HATE Ron! You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) selah_1977 says, Yes! Linda/Joey's one I like! shaysmail says, ron/peeves? al_ffn says, I've never even *seen* that movie! catlady_de_los_angeles says, Lucius/James -- I think Lucius is too old and James had better taste cassandraclaire73 says, But I like pie. skaprincess27 says, Ron/Plant. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ewwy. skaprincess27 says, I haven't been able to eat pie for a long time. selah_1977 says, I haven't seen American pie either--that's what adolescent students are for! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I never saw the movie. € heiditandy says, sirius/draco is intriguing in a time travel sort of way george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Thanks, Eb. **rolls eyes and giggles* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, "in a time travel sort of way" LMAO cassandraclaire73 says, maybe im the only one horribly bothered by sirius/harry al_ffn says, I watch most of my movies with Dutch subtitles You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, I didn't know what it was about, and I was eating pie when I watched it at the stalker's house, and I haven't been able to eat pie for a while. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I am, too, Cassie. cassandraclaire73 says, thanks george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Eb - ever get the date on the Chicago thing? selah_1977 says, Cassie--I am too. Strikes me as incest, just like my Ginny/Harry conclusion. selah_1977 says, Not yet, Jana... am working on it. Pippin and her son will be there too. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Cool - the Schmoo? catlady_de_los_angeles says, I haven't read any Sirius/Harry that I was comforatble with, with may not mean it is impossible.... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *giggles* skaprincess27 says, G/H is positively gross. al_ffn says, Meaning one of my housemates lives in Holland, and has a vast video collection, meaning he brings over all these films in English with annoying subtitles. *Al looks awkward as he realises nobody has taken the bait on his previous statement* catlady_de_los_angeles says, it's not like I'd read a lot! selah_1977 agrees with Sue You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, as is R/H. catlady_de_los_angeles thinks Al is cute skaprincess27 says, *everyone hugs al* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, S'okay, Al. catlady_de_los_angeles wonders if Al ever saunters all the way into the ocean Minzzer glomps Al: selah_1977 says, Actually? R/H is palatable if you want to torture both Ron and Hermione. There are sadists in the fandom, you know... to each their own. al_ffn says, Glomps everyone! You have 2 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, Eb, you're nuts. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, brb al_ffn says, all the way to the ocean?? skaprincess27 says, I can't torture JKR's characters... my own are a different story. ^_^ george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *rolls eyes at Eb, giggles and brb* cassandraclaire73 says, you're always sauntering west honey catlady_de_los_angeles says, 'vaguelywestward' cassandraclaire73 says, ebony.... skaprincess27 says, stabbing westward! selah_1977 says, Yes? cassandraclaire73 says, you gonna comment at sugarquill at all? skaprincess27 says, er, never mind. al_ffn says, it's just a tag line ... I'll change it if it bothers everyone cassandraclaire73 says, on their "welcome" message? selah_1977 says, I'm composing as we speak... Minzzer says, eb...don't make me make a poll to see if anyone wants to kill Ron...and making both the choices *yes* catlady_de_los_angeles says, the ocean is 3/4 mile west of me, but you're on an island and should eventually reach the ocean in any direction selah_1977 says, LOL, Min! catlady_de_los_angeles thinks AL's tage line is cute € heiditandy says, i know the quot al - where is it from? cassandraclaire73 says, Ebony I wanna hear it so I can back you up! al_ffn says, actually, if I go west from where i am now, after about a hundred yards I saunter vaguely over a very busy trunk road skaprincess27 says, For some reason, I can't do D/H. al_ffn says, i have no idea, i think it might be Discworld cassandraclaire73 says, I am quite fond of D/H, I like it as much as H/H skaprincess27 says, I can read it... it's just that there's something. I don't know. NO offense. ^_^ I can tolerate it well written. al_ffn says, long pause selah_1977 says, I like D/H (the het one) lots... I like only three kinds of slasher D/H, and two of those authors are in this room... skaprincess27 leaves cassandraclaire73 says, what's the other one Eb? € heiditandy likes both d/hs selah_1977 says, Rhysenn's IP, of course. yael_pou leaves cassandraclaire73 says, i like D/H as long as there's no Polyjuice Potion involved' selah_1977 says, LOL! cassandraclaire73 says, LOL I forgot -- Heidi wanna beta a sex scene? Minzzer says, selah_1977 says, What, was it Harry/Harry? € heiditandy says, oh sure! cassandraclaire73 says, Meg> cassandraclaire73 says, i meant You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) selah_1977 says, Another bit of DS slash? cassandraclaire73 says, well rhysenn and I have been sending the same scene back and forth cassandraclaire73 says, neithe rof us wants to write the sex cassandraclaire73 says, so it has turned into the longest foreplay in history. skaprincess27 enters catlady_de_los_angeles says, Heidi, I love your Draco/Snape interactions cassandraclaire73 says, i mean, pages of the stuff. its ridiculous. skaprincess27 says, Gah. Crazy parents I have. skaprincess27 says, Pages of what? cassandraclaire73 says, pages of foreplay. skaprincess27 says, Between who? cassandraclaire73 says, you missed the previous discussion € heiditandy thanks rita, but it's all based on lkupin & harry chats, sorta cassandraclaire73 says, er...draco and harry in this instance skaprincess27 says, Yes, I did. What was it? shaysmail is away (Auto-Away) skaprincess27 says, Draco and Harry are very color-coordinated. cassandraclaire73 says, Rhysenn and I were writing a scene together but neither of us can write sex scenes, so it just keeps going back and forth with us adding pages of kissing and stuff skaprincess27 says, *lol* cassandraclaire73 says, and noooothing happening. cassandraclaire73 says, I think they'd both be dead of frustration at this point. skaprincess27 says, I would like to join the "I Can't Write Sex Scenes" Club. al_ffn says, I get scared of sex scenes catlady_de_los_angeles says, Maybe I should join the committiee to try and fail to write sex scenes cassandraclaire73 says, I have never even written a straight sex scene, it seems a bit much to start out with a slash one. selah_1977 says, LOL! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, http://pub51.ezboard.com/bhpparadise george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *coughblantantplugcough* skaprincess27 says, I can't, I'm terrible. Evey time I try, I go nuts. selah_1977 says, I couldn't write slash to save my life...but now I have about seven HP het scenes... skaprincess27 says, Ooh ooh, where where where Eb? cassandraclaire73 says, I can' t either I start laughing. al_ffn says, we should start a group to complain about not being able to write sex scenes ... we can link it to the 'we hate sue and al' group skaprincess27 says, Yeeah! € heiditandy says, I can;t even figure out where everything goes in slow dancing scenes catlady_de_los_angeles says, I put my two guys in bed, and I know pretty exactly everything they did (nothing I haven't done myself) but simply cannot write it down Minzzer says, if you post them, eb....i'll do a poll cassandraclaire73 says, yeah i can visualize it...I sat down and read a bunch of slash to see if that would help but all it did was induce a migraine. skaprincess27 says, I get to the phrase "thrusting tongues" and have to stop every time. al_ffn says, lol selah_1977 says, That I'm keeping under wraps... and they're fun to write! You get to giggle and think of all sorts of creative stuff. cassandraclaire73 says, i can't write the word 'nipples.' selah_1977 says, LOL! € heiditandy says, cass - dod you read the really scary stuff? cassandraclaire73 says, not without passing out. skaprincess27 says, Eb! I will pay you to see these! cassandraclaire73 says, which scary stuff? selah_1977 says, Think of synonyms, Cass... € heiditandy says, the snape/dumbledores cassandraclaire73 says, not homonyms? like 'bipples'? selah_1977 says, LMAO! al_ffn says, i don't think there are any ... skaprincess27 says, I can't write "heaving". cassandraclaire73 says, um...NO snape/dumbledore's. (they are very popular, actually) cassandraclaire73 says, i cannot read any slash with snape in it al_ffn says, i have enormous difficulty with 'buttocks' skaprincess27 says, Eb, I will personally wire cash to you if you send me your scenes. selah_1977 has never used "heaving" or "throbbing member" in a sex scene... shaysmail is back. shaysmail says, gotta go. just wanted to check in. have a good night everyone catlady_de_los_angeles says, by by Shay selah_1977 says, night, Shay! al_ffn says, g'night Shay! cassandraclaire73 says, resists urge to ask al 'your own or other people's?" cassandraclaire73 says, bye! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Later Shat! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Shay rather. skaprincess27 says, I tried using "throbbing member" or something to that effect... I couldn't do it. selah_1977 says, LOL, Al! shaysmail leaves al_ffn says, well, obviously you didn't resist the urge, Cassie Your buddy nightfall_approaches is on pager cassandraclaire73 says, i tried though al_ffn says, it's the thought that counts cassandraclaire73 says, Minzzer says, Jana...if you posted that plug does that mean you want me to post a message skaprincess27 says, "undulating hips" is also a difficult one. selah_1977 ::pats Cassie on the head::: I can't write any sex scenes with Draco, though... I'll leave it to Cass, Rhysenn and others... cassandraclaire73 says, heidi...i haven;t read much iof the scary stuff but did read a rather horrid Seamus/Sirius and a Oliver/Percy catlady_de_los_angeles says, One of many problems is that I think I am VERy repetitive of the phrase 'delight/pleasure flooded throught his body' george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Minz is a perceptive reader. skaprincess27 says, *passes Eb roughly one million dollars for scenes* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Yeah, I'm terrible and horrible nd blatant. selah_1977 says, NEVER do "undulating hips"! It's the kiss of death! € heiditandy says, ...his heart was throbbing. "Member of the blub! They've let me in ! Iwasn't blackballed!" al_ffn says, I just get bogged down with people running their fingers along things € heiditandy says, blub = club! selah_1977 says, Just use metaphors... selah_1977 says, Funny ones... creative ones... skaprincess27 says, *passes Eb more money* catlady_de_los_angeles says, I don't know how to 'show not tell' that it feels Very Good al_ffn says, like, Harry and Draco decided to have a special cuddle selah_1977 says, YES! selah_1977 says, LOL! € heiditandy kewsl at Al cassandraclaire73 says, okay now that just sounds silly... al_ffn says, kewsl? skaprincess27 says, There's also that whole difficulty in that I'm 15 and probably shouldn't be trying to write sex scenes. € heiditandy kewls, instead al_ffn says, i'm 18 and *definitely* shouldn't be trying to write sex scenes george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hmm... anyone got a creative name for the Hogwarts lake... I mean... it can't just be "Hogwarts lake" can it? Besides "home," what would the mermfolk call it? cassandraclaire73 says, or giving out money to READ them, sue. € heiditandy says, Hogsponde george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I'm unmarried and shouldn't be able to write sex scenes. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hogsponde. ::giggles:: skaprincess27 says, No, that's different. Eb is a teacher and therefore is educational. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, That sounsd funny. I like it. catlady_de_los_angeles says, I have them embrace and kiss and then I jump-cut forward to the next morning and happy memories of last night running throught their heads selah_1977 says, wrote her first sex scene at 14...and no, she hadn't had sex, either... just read too many trashy romances and Jackie Collins. skaprincess27 says, What, Hog Spawn? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Jana I think it is named Hoglake george_weasleys_girlfriend says, <--- never read a romance. selah_1977 says, You're trying to get me ARRESTED, Sue! I had no idea you were fifteen! catlady_de_los_angeles says, but the merfolk might have a totally diffefent name in their own language skaprincess27 says, Yeah, I read "Summer Sisters" and then tried to write H/H... didn't work. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hoglake... ergh... I was thinking something without "hog" in it. You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, Meh, I pass for 18. It's clear. al_ffn says, Wartlake catlady_de_los_angeles says, LOL Al selah_1977 advisees people not to read romances unless they know that 90% pof the category is escapist trash. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, They don't have their own language... not really anyway. They speak English underwater... their vocal cords just don't create English sounding words above water. al_ffn says, or maybe Wartsponde catlady_de_los_angeles says, only??? ninety percent skaprincess27 says, I am not trying to get you arrested, Eb. ^_^ selah_1977 says, There are actually romance writers who can write, Rita... and write well. al_ffn says, but they aren't here ... now, telling us how they do it € heiditandy says, I dont read romance novels but husband has collection of danielle steele & nora roberts al_ffn says, which is the problem selah_1977 says, I HATE Steel and Roberts... all their stories are the same! selah_1977 says, Sorry for the rant... catlady_de_los_angeles says, okay, not own language, but totally different name in their own cluture. Tim keeps tell me that our Rio Grande is named Rio Bravo on its other bank. cassandraclaire73 says, brb george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hmm... cool. catlady_de_los_angeles says, culture skaprincess27 says, Of course, they're all glorified and completely miss the concept of broken rubbers which are so prevalent among actual sex practicioners. € heiditandy says, I had enough at 12 with sweet dreams romance novels at camp selah_1977 says, and farting... but who wants to read that in a scene? skaprincess27 says, Yeah, they miss all the messy stuff. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Eb - check your IM. catlady_de_los_angeles says, If broken rubbers are THAT prevalent, they should do some product research and change their brands of condom and lubricant selah_1977 says, OK, Jana... getting there in a minute... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, K skaprincess27 says, Romance novels gloss over things. selah_1977 says, There's nothing wrong with sex scenes being idealized, I think. If you want real sex, then have it. selah_1977 says, Just my humble opinion. catlady_de_los_angeles says, And the wizard folk can have contraceptive charms, anti-STD charms, and even clean-up-the-mess charms to make the idealization realistic selah_1977 says, No one wants to read reality. cassandraclaire73 says, just like dialogue is cleaned up to be readable. skaprincess27 says, Yeah, but for the naive of the world like me *snicker*, they present falsified images. selah_1977 says, Right... catlady_de_los_angeles says, I really do no know why my guys wre wiping themselves off with a towel ratehr than a cleaning charm selah_1977 says, Did they have their wands nearby? al_ffn says, You're bringing too much of the Muggle into the story, that's the trouble ... happens all the time to me ... skaprincess27 says, Oh my God. Now It's on to Aerosmith love songs. skaprincess27 says, Never mind. selah_1977 says, No, Al, I disagree just a bit... al_ffn says, Witness the point in ToT4 where they're arguing about having to walk down the cliff ... when they could just have gone 'Accio Harry.' € heiditandy says, I work to make sure no muggle things are in there unless they have to be catlady_de_los_angeles says, Yup. At one point, Draco used his to Summon a hairbrush ... no, not for spanking purposes! € heiditandy says, like Alexander' s tape recorder. al_ffn says, that was me nitpicking myself george_weasleys_girlfriend says, What was it Pippin said to me once... we need a "wizard beta" so I don't Muggle-ize it. € heiditandy says, I am not sure one can accio people - flitwick is small, so it might be easier skaprincess27 says, Hear, hear! Minzzer is away (Auto-Away) selah_1977 says, But I mean, they can't use magic for everything... do they charm themselves clean, or take baths? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I like baths. catlady_de_los_angeles says, They have showers n the Houses and they have the prefects bathroom george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I want a rubber ducky. skaprincess27 says, Baths, definitely. And that's not just the romantic in me. ^_^ selah_1977 says, Baths are more fun. al_ffn says, the thing is, what i meant, i think, Eb, is that people write about what they know, and sometimes it's easy to forget you're not writing about what you know, witness the appalling pages of Harry Potter gets transferred to South Dakota High stories at FFN selah_1977 says, dai_evans says, Hermone taught Neville a charm to clean his nails at one point, after a detention with sanpe. dai_evans says, *Snape skaprincess27 says, Hey, I wrote one of those, AL! selah_1977 says, LOL! I agree with that, Al! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Eb - check the IM yet? selah_1977 says, Just did... al_ffn says, i wasn't picking on you specifically Sue, anyway, I *liked* your version ... you know I did ... t'was more believable than the majority, which are pants skaprincess27 says, pants? *puzzled* al_ffn says, pants = rubbish skaprincess27 says, ah. catlady_de_los_angeles says, They write their essays with quill in hand, rather than charming the quill so that it takes dictation. skaprincess27 says, *wonders what people will do when she tells thm they're pants* selah_1977 says, Another reason why making lemonade is fun is that you get to find all sorts of creative places and ways to do things that your SO wouldn't go for, I think. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I'm wearing pants. € heiditandy says, but 250 kids doing dictation coukld get cacauphonous al_ffn says, you can get away with it here ... just say ' you're talking total pants.' selah_1977 says, SO=significant other skaprincess27 says, nice. *ponders ebs statement* catlady_de_los_angeles says, Eb, IF I understand you correctly, that is one of the problems I have selah_1977 says, Why? I don't have an SO right now, so that actually doesn't apply to me! You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) catlady_de_los_angeles says, Having just announced that there was nothing in the slash sex scense that I failed write than I hadn't done myself george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ah, you know you're getting married. cassandraclaire73 says, going to go soon...heidi do you have comments on that scene to send back or just the one major one? You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Me either. Not one that's not fictional anyway. skaprincess27 says, I have an SO for the first time in a while, thank God. selah_1977 says, Aw, Cass! We'll miss you! :::sniffles::: skaprincess27 says, *schnoogles Cass* € heiditandy says, cass -haven't had a chance to tackle the little tihjngs - will do them in the official beta. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *waves to Cassie* selah_1977 says, Will send the island comments... I'm half done... george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Ooh, when is DS14 gonna be ready for betaing? € heiditandy am watchjing 99th elmo vid of the day.... catlady_de_los_angeles says, I would be pareicularly embarrassed to have epole read it and i selah_1977 says, Oh, shut it, Jana--you and Carole and Penny--we are THROUGH. I'm over him. Thanks. cassandraclaire73 says, Im trying to finish it up...am starting to get those 'hurry up, you cow' reviews again Minzzer is away (busy) catlady_de_los_angeles says, then they would now what I've done al_ffn says, any hurry up emails yet? You have 1 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, *hurry up, you bovine* al_ffn says, i'm getting them for Snitch selah_1977 says, LOL, Cassie! :::going to send Cass a prodding e-mail herself::: cassandraclaire73 says, i get hurry up emails every day. im used to it. 5 or 6. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I actually only tease you abotu it because Carole always did and I have to carry out her dirty work when she's not here. al_ffn says, without the bovine comment, obviously skaprincess27 says, I'm getting deluged and am dragging out the process for that reason. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *blink* What's wrong with being called a cow? I happen to like cows. *snorts indignantly* cassandraclaire73 says, well somebody did say "post the next chapter. I know where you live." that freaked me out. You have 0 new messages in Yahoo! Mail ( http://mail.yahoo.com ) skaprincess27 says, Damn. cassandraclaire73 says, im going to deluge you soon, Sue. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Eep. More than the nail fingers to keyboard? skaprincess27 says, Why? You already know what happens. selah_1977 says, I never get deluged! You lucky people! :::grins at her famous author-friends::: € heiditandy says, believes cass more resembles mooncalf... al_ffn says, what annoys me is when people write me ToT reviews saying they prefer Snitch, hurry up with that instead. I don't mind people saying they like Snitch, but ToT's column is for ToT reviews. cassandraclaire73 says, the nail fingers to the keyboard was a priceless touch. dai_evans says, You only need to worry if they quote your address. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *blink* What's deluged. € heiditandy says, kidding! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, And you ARE famous, so snerk at you. skaprincess27 says, Please, Eb, you have more talent in your pinky than I have in my entire left arm. johnwalton_crazyivan enters al_ffn says, that's the problem with writing multiple fic, which I *won't* be trying again selah_1977 says, *snerks at Jana* catlady_de_los_angeles says, and expecially whehn I want to write abouat hings I *haven't* done but people well reckon that they know what gets me hot. selah_1977 says, JOHN! cassandraclaire73 says, oh that's ridiculous , Al. al_ffn says, aha ... look who's here € heiditandy hits john hard dai_evans says, Oh. Here he is. johnwalton_crazyivan attempts to sneak in george_weasleys_girlfriend says, *snerks back at Eb* george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hey John! € heiditandy throws things johnwalton_crazyivan says, All I can say is cassandraclaire73 says, ARRRRRGH! *hits John* johnwalton_crazyivan says, GOTCHA! skaprincess27 says, I wasn't Gotcha'd. cassandraclaire73 says, You didn't get me, you horrid horned toad! yael_pou enters dai_evans says, John, you are a massive, massive wank piece george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I thought it was funny. C'mon, it's April first and you took him seriously? johnwalton_crazyivan ::cackle::: al_ffn says, i'm being ridiculous ... takes time out to poke John with sharp pointy sticks ... or the reviewers? selah_1977 says, Yael's back! :::grins::: catlady_de_los_angeles says, JOhn Johm. every oen hates you george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Hi Yael! george_weasleys_girlfriend says, I don't hate him. cassandraclaire73 says, I already beat him to death with my modem, what more can I do? catlady_de_los_angeles says, Do you enjoy being to poked with sharp pointy sticks? yael_pou says, Hi Eb. Actually, got to go. be back later. Is Shay around? al_ffn says, no, i just want to ... force feed him British pizza cassandraclaire73 says, And I only believed him for .30 seconds. johnwalton_crazyivan says, And how many people can you say that about, Cass? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Create a character named John in DS and promptly kill him off violently. johnwalton_crazyivan says, No...not the pizza...anything but the pizza... cassandraclaire73 says, So far you're my one and only, John. catlady_de_los_angeles says, Shay was in and left, Yaell al_ffn says, i believed him until I noticed all the increasingly violent replies dai_evans says, Are you responsible for the Jo Rowling_2001 thing as well? johnwalton_crazyivan says, Cass, I'm touched. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, That was funny, too. If JKR joined a list, she wouldn't ever make herself known. cassandraclaire73 says, I already have a John Walton in DS. I guess he could fall into a vat of acid. yael_pou says, Jana - are you feeling better now? george_weasleys_girlfriend says, Yes! Do it. skaprincess27 says, John's Draco's yoga instructor. I could take that away... johnwalton_crazyivan says, And dead due to modem-battery, but let's just gloss over that. selah_1977 says, Rita, sex scenes are all about messing with people's minds. My best friend and I used to do these challenges in college: "all right, Eb, what can you do with a hammock? A coat rack? A life jacket?" And the lemon would have to focus on that. Minzzer says, Min leashes Rezznim on John...torture... Minzzer is back. george_weasleys_girlfriend says, No, my tummy hurts worse now, but at least the sniffly went away. Thanks for asking, though. skaprincess27 says, Eb, can I have my mind messed with? Please? *grins* selah_1977 says, Then we'd give 'em to our friends... yael_pou says, Jana - go to sleep. € heiditandy thinks acid is too good for him selah_1977 says, No, Sue, you young whippersnapper... selah_1977 says, skaprincess27 says, *whimpers* skaprincess27 says, Please please please?