Still here!

[Aberforth's Goat]

Hi folks!

Just wanted to reassure everyone that I haven't been eaten by a troll,
locked up in a psychiatric ward, captured by aliens or banned from the
internet for lame humor! I've got a huge work load just now, not to mention
my ongoing attempts at buying a new laptop over auction sites, with several
resulting Adventures.

(Said Adventures involve--among many other things--a big auction scam, my
response in the form of my very own Yahoo group called "AuctionAbuse," an
ISP in Bangkok, three Northamptonshire Police detectives, and a furious
Hells Angels biker who wanted to organize a trip to the UK to beat up the
scammer.)

Anyway, I'm still here and I'll have those FAQ's done in three weeks, come
hell or high water.

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray, who was stunned to see he has slipped to
rank 28 on the posting list.)