Rookwood 4 Eva (WAS acronymizing: help! I can't stop....)

[Cindy C.]

Eileen:

> Time to confess about that one. I feel pretty awful about this and
> Cindy never called me on it. Message 45483

<snip Dead Sexy Rookwood> 


> So, if that doesn't represent your views on the matter, Cindy, I
> humbly beg your forgiveness, but all your gushing posts about 
>Rookwood did have me wondering, and got me to the point where I 
>have a very definite picture of Rookwood. What woman wouldn't fall 
>for "Augustus Rookwood of the Department of Mysteries?" 

Oh, no apology needed, as I do think Rookwood is Dead Sexy.  I have 
his tattoo on my arm for good reason.

I mean, Augustus Rookwood has it *all.*  He has a dead sexy name.  
He outfoxed the Ministry until Karkaroff ratted him out, so he's 
cagey.  He was the head of the Department of Mysteries, so he's 
powerful.  The smart money says he doesn't wear lime green suits 
like Fudge, so he's a snappy dresser.  And he's likely spent quite a 
long time in Azkaban, so he desperately needs the love of a good 
woman.  Redemption?  Rookwood doesn't need no stinkin' redemption.  
Nah, I think he's like Mrs. Lestrange -- Evil To The Core and Proud 
Of It.  ::swoon::

All I need is an assist from Elkins to make this thing work.  I need 
someone to comb the text, reading *way* too much into it of course, 
looking for suggestive language.  You know, some flared nostrils 
like the graveyard, some proof that someone, somewhere is about to 
be violated.  That sort of thing.  ;-)

Cindy -- who will not hand out Rookwood T-shirts, but could be 
talked into handing out Rookwood thongs