Proposal to Streamline the Department of Fantastic Posts

[lucky_kari]

Memo
P.Weatherby to B. Crouch

Several proposals for the streamlining of the Department of Fantastic 
Posts for your attention.

1. We are over-staffed. Our employment rolls currently list Mulciber, 
Avery, and Snape, none of whom seem to do any work these days. 

2. We are over-staffed with death eaters. See above. 

3. A reliable FAQer is accusing Snape of sexual harassment.

4. Mulciber is using the Imperius curse on FAQers.

5. Avery has been charging his gum and cigarettes to the Department.

Given this situation, I ask that you remove Messrs. Mulciber, Avery, 
and Snape from their current positions with the department.

Yours sincerely,

Weatherby

Memo
B. Crouch to P. Weatherby

Why are you writing this when you've been asked for a progess report? 
You haven't been cataloguing, Weatherby, have you?

Crouch

Memo
P. Weatherby to B. Crouch

Given midterms and essays, I haven't had much time to do so, sir. I'm 
very sorry. 

Weatherby

Memo 
B. Crouch to P. Weatherby

I expect better of my employees, Weatherby. This is not the 
Department of Magical Games and Sports. Now, if you'll make me a cup 
of tea, I think I will have time to review your first block, and you 
can get back to work on your second block.

Crouch 

Memo
P. Weatherby to B. Crouch

Yes Sir! Right Away!

Weatherby