Plug: Hogwarts: The Hidden School (Set In The Early 1970's)

[Madam Irma Pince]

~^*~ The Daily Prophet ~^*~
Is Proud To Present
"The Top 3 Ways To Kill Boredom For The Magically Challenged"

Over the years here at the Daily Prophet, we have received many 
letters from our readers who complained they were unable to take a 
vacation with their magically challenged relatives for the summer. 
Finally after much hesitation on the behalf of our editor, we 
have agreed to post a few helpful suggestions to take the "muggle" 
out of your vacations! No longer will you have to endure another 
sight seeing tour of Paris or New York City. No! Instead you will be 
enjoying yourself in one of our 3 top destinations set aside for you 
and your magically challenged relatives!!

The hot vacation spot that ranked 3rd on our list comes to us from 
the foreign lands of Romania. Set up on a lush 300 acres of land, 
this tourist spot is located in the mountains a mere 300 miles away 
from the nearest muggle habitat. Here you will enjoy an exciting day 
with the handlers of these great beasts! Helping to feed dragons such 
as the Common Welsh Green, Norwegian Ridgeback, and the Swedish Short-
Snout!

"When we first entered the park and my Grandfather saw the dragons. 
He ran away faster then he had ever in his life, and he can't walk! 
Thanks Daily Prophet, you've helped him more then any of his muggle 
doctors!" Writes Electra a 6th year Slytherin. 

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Number 2 comes to us from sunny Maldive Islands, located in the 
middle of the Indian Ocean. With their sandy white beaches and 
massive lagoons with different depths and infinite shades of blue and 
turquoise, your muggle relatives will feel as if they are visiting
something out of a story named Robinson Crusoe. Little would they 
expect that the Maldive Islands are home to a large variety of 
Magical Creatures! Here you will enjoy adventures that muggles have 
only begun to imagine! You will tour the local ocean looking at the 
variety of Grindylows present, and if your lucky visiting the 
Merpeople's under water cities! 

"The Maldives were really fun, even if I did get caught trying to 
give my squib kid brother to the grindylows. However, every time I 
tossed him in, the merpeople brought him back. Honestly, the third 
time those merpeople handed him back, I thought I'd scream!" Writes 
Lara a 3rd year Hufflepuff.

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Our Number 1 spot is located eight or nine hours north of London in 
the misty depths of Scotland. Here centered by a lake and bordered by 
a forest is our number one spot. Our editor picked Hogwarts School of 
Witchcraft and Wizardry as our number one tourist destination for a 
number of reasons! Here summers not only the world's most famous 
giant squid, but the renowned Headmaster Albus Dumbledore! It really 
makes your magically challenged relatives think of all the fun they 
are missing out on!

Take our word don't be Magically Challenged, and visit Hogwarts 
School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry during the summer of 1973!
http://www.freefallingweyr.com/Hogwarts_hidden_school/index.htm

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(Post Script) All that remains is for me to warn anyone who has read 
this far without intentions of joining this group, that this article 
carries a Thief's Curse. I would like to take this opportunity to 
reassure Muggle readers that the amusing vacation spots described 
here are fictional and cannot hurt you. To wizards, I merely say 
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus. 

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http://www.freefallingweyr.com/Hogwarts_hidden_school/index.htm

Hogwarts: The Hidden School is a PBEM, set during the early 1970's. 
We accept members 14 and up.

Yours Sincerely,

The BoD Staff Of Hogwarts: The Hidden School