[HPFGU-Catalogue] Re: another moment of desperation...

[ewe2]

On Sun, Apr 17, 2005 at 06:21:51AM -0700, Ginger wrote:

> I think TBAY should be kept for posterity, perhaps only under the TBAY
> category and under the acronyms if the theory doesn't pan out.  It was a fun
> place to be in its glory days.  Well stocked bar, and tasty cookies to boot.

I sigh with relief when I see a TBAY post 'cos it's a one-tickker :) Perhaps
owing to our limited mental capacities it is necessary that such simple
categories exist.

> I am in total agreement with you on ships, except that I think H/H should be
> kept in the permanent file as a warning to future posters on the perils of
> wishful thinking.  

Yes. With 'HA HA Duh Freddy!' written in big block letters at the top.

> Now watch, just because I said that, Ron will run off with a Quidditch
> groupie and Harry will catch Herm on the rebound.  And they'll all live
> happily ever after.  

Except for Snape, whose new job is to clean the Dept. of Mysteries floors, and
report every three hours for his anti-fur serum.

> Oh, yes, and Ginny will invent a reconsitituted soul potion, save Snape from
> the dementors, and they will live next door to H/H and Neville and his wife,
> Fleur, who will be finished with shallow guys by then.  Bill will become a
> tiger animagus and keep Remus company during that time of the month, and
> they will stop over to Ginny's for tea on Remus' good days.  
 
Meanwhile Bill and Charlie have formed the Dragon Excavators, a successful if
a little frightening company with the added bonus that if you don't pay up for
their services your're dragon scat. Gred and Forge bought out Microsoft in a
hostile takeover and XP actually works but still trys to catch you out with
joke BSOD's and fake email viruses.

> Ginger, who will never be JKR, and the world rejoices.

Sean, who <thwack> should <thwack> be <thwack> coding!!! <thwack thwack thwack>

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