Molly Weasley

[Sean Dwyer]

Sean staggers into the office bleary-eyed. He notices Carolyn slumped over a
mountain of paper on her desk, softly snoring. Gently, to the side of the
mountain opposite to her, he places the following parchment:

Molly Weasley Report
********************

Initial posts: 242
Final posts:   217

Little to report, save that much of the discussion centres on Molly's
parenting skills, how old she is, whether she had a missing child and has been
covering up the tragedy from the other children, and what of significance is
the accountant cousin.

Sean tiptoes out, steeling himself to face the terror that is Granger.

-- 
"You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."