TBAY: How were the TBAYs chosen?
Jen Reese
stevejjen at earthlink.net
Mon Jan 24 05:16:28 UTC 2005
Carolyn Havisham is sitting quietly at her desk, pumps off and feet
resting on her enormous antique desk. She reads from a book by
Machiavelli, sniggering occasionally and reaching for leftover
birthday sweets between the turning of pages. What plans she has in
store after reading Machiavelli are unclear at present, but she
certainly appears delighted by the content.
The door opens quietly, so quietly Carolyn jumps a little when she
notices Jen out of the corner of her eye. "Hmm..my senses must be
dulled by the sugar..I didn't even hear her approach," Carolyn
murmers to herself. Swinging her legs off the desk and assuming her
usual regal posture, Carolyn quirks an eyebrow up in response to
Jen's presence. "Yes?"
"Well, you see...it's our TBAY. Mine and Boyd's. It appears to be,
well, missing from the list. Surely this is only an error! I mean,
BADD ANGST isn't LOLLIPOPS or MAGIC DISHWASHER material to say the
least, but certainly we deserve a mention? If DARRIN GET A LIFE,
DUDE and SIDS (Sirius Is Dead Sexy) get their day in the sun, BADD
ANGST should be allowed to rest on the beach under the Dumbledore
umbrella!" Jen finishes at least an octave higher than she started,
her eyes flashing a bit in Carolyn's direction. "Oh, and while we're
at it, I participated in DRIBBLE as well to a certain extent, a damn
fine theory, if not completely filled out. Well, what say you?"
Carolyn stares at Jen, noticing that her scabbard is thankfully
empty, the sword undoubtedly lying in Jen's closet until an
emergency arises. As to whether this would constitute an emergency
or not, Carolyn is unsure.
"Ahem, yes...."
Jen, who will understand if her own TBAY contributions need to be
axed, but is curious how the TBAYs were chosen nonetheless.
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