Rock Solid Predictions again

Wed Jun 22 07:08:15 UTC 2005

Does your thread look like post #61289?

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Maria Gromova" <gromm at c...>
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> > > 1. Ron will snarl<BR>
> > > 2. Hermione will moan.<BR>
> > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.<BR>
> > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.<BR>
> > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.<BR>
> > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.<BR>
> > > 7. Draco will sneer.<BR>
> > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."<BR>
> > > 9. Ginny will blush.<BR>
> > > 10. Percy will bluster.<BR>
> > > 11. Snape will snap.<BR>
> > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.<BR>
> > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.<BR>
> > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks,and
Hagrid will
> <BR>
> > > become obsessed with another ferocious monster.<BR>
> > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.<BR>
> > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor<BR>
> > > 17. Neville will forget something.<BR>
> > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion,in Potions.<BR>
> > > 19. Draco will taunt
> Harry. 
> > > .<BR>
> > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.<BR>
> > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.<BR>
> > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.<BR>
> > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.<BR>
> > > 24. Ron will whine.<BR>
> > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book
is named
> > > <BR>
> > > after his kind)<BR>
> > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.<BR>
> > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the
library. <BR>
> > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two <BR>
> > > *ever*read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some
vital
> piece
> > > <BR>
> > > of information which the narrative hadn't pointed out <BR>
> > > to us before.<BR>
> > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the
end of
> <BR>
> > > term to implement their dastardly plan.<BR>
> > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to
look <BR>
> > > twice to believe it.<BR>
> > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - instantly
<BR>
> > > forgiven by the Trio.<BR>
> > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we
ever survive
> > > <BR>
> > > until book 6" post.<BR>
> > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.<BR>
> > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.<BR>
> > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.<BR>
> > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.<BR>
> > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.<BR>
> > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.<BR>
> > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.<BR>
> > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.<BR>
> > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.<BR>
> > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.<BR>
> > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.<BR>
> > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her
> glasses.<BR>
> > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an
excited
> > > voice.<BR>
> > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts
> > > grounds!"<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 46a From Valky, Ron and Harry will try to solve a mystery with
<BR>
> > > speculation of someone apparating into Hogwarts.<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full<BR>
> > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas<BR>
> > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess<BR>
> > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother
colour:
> > > <BR>
> > > Maroon  <BR>
> > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer<BR>
> > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's
behaviour.<BR>
> > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.<BR>
> > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.<BR>
> > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.<BR>
> > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.<BR>
> > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will
somehow <BR>
> > > manage to pass their exams.<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 57a. And some seventh Grader from Gof will reappear on OOtP
because <BR>
> > > he/she didn't pass.<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.<BR>
> > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are
<BR>
> > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new
questions that
> <BR>
> > > wont be answered till book 6.<BR>
> > > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the
<BR>
> > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 60a.{from Valky !!!}We, all, and the Trio will be guilty of
fingering
> <BR>
> > > the wrong suspect (in the Snape, Krum, Draco vein) <BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 61. Krum will be grumpy<BR>
> > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon<BR>
> > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle<BR>
> > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or
<BR>
> > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W.
phase <BR>
> > > (from GoF).<BR>
> > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his
hut.<BR>
> > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what
<BR>
> > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to
Harry).<BR>
> > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly
vital <BR>
> > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e.
not being
> > > <BR>
> > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, <BR>
> > > uncertainty of what he saw/heard)<BR>
> > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas
> holidays.<BR>
> > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal
best <BR>
> > > cauldron-melting record.<BR>
> > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly,
reread it
> <BR>
> > > 20 times, and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! <BR>
> > > LOL<BR>
> > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".<BR>
> > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will
forget <BR>
> > > them.)<BR>
> > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.<BR>
> > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie.
<BR>
> > > belch,bogeys, earwax, vomit)<BR>
> > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er,
cholesterol, <BR>
> > > oh, heck, FAT!<BR>
> > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't
commentate in
> a
> > > <BR>
> > > non-biased way..."<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 76a {Valky } Quidditch is back and since Lee May have graduated
we <BR>
> > > will miss his entertaining commentary.( or perhaps hes the
returning
> <BR>
> > > student who didn't pass.. see 57a)<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.<BR>
> > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other <BR>
> > > featured students, will pick up their books from Diagon Alley
on the
> <BR>
> > > same day.<BR>
> > > 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times<BR>
> > > 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very
important <BR>
> > > storyline clue<BR>
> > > 81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and
the <BR>
> > > Bloody Baron<BR>
> > > 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.<BR>
> > > 83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.<BR>
> > > 84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.<BR>
> > > 85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.<BR>
> > > 86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.<BR>
> > > 87. Fred and George will scheme.<BR>
> > > 88. Dudley will eat.<BR>
> > > 89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor
students.<BR>
> > > 90. Cho will be decent.<BR>
> > > 91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.<BR>
> > > 92. The giant squid will float lazily.<BR>
> > > 93. Flitwick will squeak.<BR>
> > > 94. Voldemort will say "You lie".<BR>
> > > 95. Wormtail will tremble.<BR>
> > > ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...<BR>
> > > 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for
some
> prank
> > > <BR>
> > > they've done.<BR>
> > > 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the
> > > "Forbidden" <BR>
> > > Forest yet again.<BR>
> > > 98. Something will smell like cabbage.<BR>
> > > 99. Professor Binns will drone.<BR>
> > > 100. There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.<BR>
> > > 101. One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise
from a
> <BR>
> > > mysterious stranger (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on
this
> <BR>
> > > one)<BR>
> > > 102. Dobby's socks will not match!<BR>
> > > 103. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name
and/or <BR>
> > > insist the speaker call him "You Know Who" or
"He
> Who
> > > Must Not Be <BR>
> > > Named" <BR>
> > > 104. The state of Snape's personal hygiene will be mentioned
<BR>
> > > 105. McGonagall's lips will go tight <BR>
> > > 106. HRH will break rules <BR>
> > > 107. In the same vein as 106...they will wander off and end up
<BR>
> > > getting involved in a near death situation, but won't be in
trouble.
> <BR>
> > > Instead, they will be rewarded (most likely with house points)
<BR>
> > > 108. Fudge's bowler hat will be green <BR>
> > > 109: Also in the same vein as 106 and 107...the trio will solve
a <BR>
> > > mystery that none of the older, more experienced characters
could
> > > <BR>
> > > solve...only to get most of it completely wrong in the
end. <BR>
> > > 110. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms
folded,
> <BR>
> > > looking like menacing body guards. <BR>
> > > 111. Harry will get hurt some how during quidditch.<BR>
> > > 112. Someone we thought was good well end up being bad.<BR>
> > > 113. There will be a new DADA teacher.<BR>
> > > 114. Snape will say something in reference to Harry being
famous.<BR>
> > > 115. Hogwarts will have a sorting ceremony.<BR>
> > > 116. Harry and all the Weasly's will be at platform 9 3/4
together.<BR>
> > > 117. Uncle Vernon will send Harry to his room.<BR>
> > > 118. Dudley will steal food from somebody<BR>
> > > 119. Ron will cast a spell and it will go wrong.<BR>
> > > 120. Peeves will be annoying.<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > Hi I am back from my exams and would like to add a couple to
this <BR>
> > > list now I have a little time on my hands. The additions I have
made
> <BR>
> > > relate too strongly to others in the list to put them here so I
have
> <BR>
> > > added a reference to their position instead. I hope nobody
minds.<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > from Valky<BR>
> > > <BR>
> > > 121 (see 46a)<BR>
> > > 122 (see 57a)<BR>
> > > 123 (see 60a)<BR>
> > > 124 (see 76a)<BR>
> >
> > 125 HRH will by candy in the Hogwarts Express
> > 126 The Candy will be sold by a witch with her trolley
> > 127 The first year students will be crossing the lake
> > 128 Dumbledore will say a few words before dinner will be served
> > 129 There will be somebody missing at the start of the welcoming
ceremony
> > 130 The Camebridge Cannons will be mentioned as Ron's favorite
team
> > 131 The sorting hat will have a new song
> > 132 Harry's glasses will be broken at least once
> > 133 Hermione will put her hand up every time a teacher asks a
question in
> class
> 134 Neville wiil lose his toad.
> Maria.
135. Someone (Hermione, Ron, Dumbledore or McGongall) will beam at
Harry.
136. Fred or George will call someone a "stupid git."
137. Ron will call someone a "pratt."
138. Hermione will ask the boys when they're going to
read 'Hogwarts a History.'
139. Hedwig will swoop down, deliver a letter, peck at Harry's
breakfast (135-139 submitted by sagelyone/Kimberly)

Predictions 11 & 12 are mine.  :D
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Also, this longer and cleaner, but earlier version, #61139:

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "honeycakehorse03"
<honeycakehorse03 at h...> wrote:
> Okay, I know I'm anal-retentive but I couldn't resist putting some
> points people mentioned in here and give it a proper numeration.
> *g* I had to change some number because they were
> doubled/tripled and I put them here the way they turned up in my
> digest... Hope I didn't forget anybody.
>
> What me? Nothing to do? What gave you the idea?
>
> 1. Ron will snarl
> 2. Hermione will moan.
> 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> 7. Draco will sneer.
> 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> 9. Ginny will blush.
> 10. Percy will bluster.
> 11. Snape will snap.
> 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
> 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid
> will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> 17. Neville will forget something.
> 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
> 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> 24. Ron will whine.
> 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is named
> after his kind)
> 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
> 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* read
> 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece of
> information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
> 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end
> of term to implement their dastardly plan.
> 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to
> look twice to believe it.
> 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be
> instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever
> survive until book 6" post.
> 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her
> glasses.
> 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
> 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, color:
> maroon
> 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
> 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will
> somehow manage to pass their exams.
> 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> 59. In addition to point 58, no matter how many questions are
> answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions
> that wont be answered till book 6.
> 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the
> Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> 61. Krum will be grumpy
> 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
> 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or
> liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. phase
> (from GoF).
> 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.
> 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what
> Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to
> Harry).
> 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly vital
> information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not being
> believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he
> saw/heard)
> 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas
> holidays.
> 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best
> cauldron-melting record.
> 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, reread
> it 20 times,and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget
> them.)
> 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch,
> bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, cholesterol,
> oh, heck, FAT!
> 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate in
> a non-biased way
"
> 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured students,
> will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
> 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very important
> storyline clue
> 81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and
> the Bloody Baron
> 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> 83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> 84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> 85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> 86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> 87. Fred and George will scheme.
> 88. Dudley will eat.
> 89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
> 90. Cho will be decent.
> 91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> 92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> 93. Flitwick will squeak.
> 94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> 95. Wormtail will tremble.
> 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank
> they've done.
> 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden"
> Forest yet again.
> 98. Harry will begin to say Vol- er, sorry, I mean You-Know Who's
> name, then apologize for doing so.
> 99. Draco will be obnoxious on the Hogwarts Express, with Crabbe
> and Goyle sniggering in the background.
> 100. Something will smell like cabbage.
> 101. Professor Binns will drone.
> 102. There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
> 103. One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a
> mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on
> this
> one)
> 104. Lucius Malfoy will sneer.
> 105. Sir Cadogan will challenge someone to a duel!
> 106. Dobby's socks will not match!
> 107. Peeves will throw something at someone
> 108. Peeves will make life misarable for Filtch
> 109. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> 110. Hermione's hair will be bushy.
> 111. Mr. Weasly will ask Harry about a muggle appliance, i.e.
> washing machine, television, plug, etc.
> 112. Dean Thomas will make a display of his artistic prowess.
> 113. Magic will be used at Privet Drive (not necessarily by Harry).
> 114. Harry will make a sarcastic comment at Malfoy which will be
> lost on the snobbish brat (O.T.: my favourite line from the third
> Artemis Fowl book: "the sarcasm made a whistling noise as it flew
> over Loafer's head").
> 115. Harry will make a selfless heroic act in circumstances which
> will be construed by some as anything but selfless or heroic.
> 116. Someone Harry has never met before will cause him
> embrassment by making a fuss about his scar/his status as the Boy
> Who lived.
> 117. Ron will say "cool" or "bloody brilliant" at some stage.
> 118. The weather conditions of the journey to Hogwarts will be
> mentioned (my bet's on a thunderstorm).
> 119. The passowrd to Dumbledore's office will be some
> confectionery.
> 120. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name and/or
> insist the speaker call him "You Know Who" or "He Who Must Not
> Be Named"
> 121. The state of Snape's personal hygene will be mentioned
> 122. McGonagall's lips will go tight
> 123. HRH will break rules
> 124. In the same vein as 123...they will wander off and end up
> getting involved in a near death situation, but won't be in
trouble.
> Instead, they will be rewarded (most likely with house points)
> 125. Fudge will wear a green bowler
> 126: Also in the same vein as 123 and 124...the trio will solve a
> mystery that none of the older, more experienced characters could
> solve...only to get most of it completely wrong in the end.
> 127. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms
> folded, looking like menacing body guards.
> 128. Harry will get hurt some how during quidditch.
> 129. Someone we thought was good well end up being bad.
> 130. There will be a new DADA teacher.
> 131. Snape will say something in reference to Harry being famous.
> 132. Hogwarts will have a sorting ceremony.
> 133. Harry and all the Weasly's will be at platform 9 3/4 together.
> 134. Uncle Vernon will send Harry to his room.
> 135. Dudley will steal food from somebody.
> 136. Ron will cast a spell and it will go wrong.
> 137. Peeves will be annoying.
> 138. Hagrid will say (at least once) "Dumbledore, Great man
> Dumbledore"
> 139. From Valky, Ron and Harry will try to solve a mystery with
> speculation of someone apparating into Hogwarts.
> 140. And some seventh Grader from Gof will reappear on OOtP
> because he/she didn't pass.
> 141. We, all, and the Trio will be guilty of fingering the wrong
> suspect (in the Snape, Krum, Draco vein)
> 142. Quidditch is back and since Lee May have graduated we
> will miss his entertaining commentary.( or perhaps hes the
> returning student who didn't pass..
> 143. Harry, Hermione and Ron will be 15.
> 144. HRH will by candy in the Hogwarts Express
> 145. The Candy will be sold by a witch with her trolley
> 146. The first year students will be crossing the lake
> 147. Dumbledore will say a few words before dinner will be served
> 148. There will be somebody missing at the start of the welcoming
> ceremony
> 149. The Camebridge Cannons (my note: I think you mean Chudley
> Canons) will be mentioned as Ron's favorite team
> 150. The sorting hat will have a new song
> 151. Harry's glasses will be broken at least once
> 152. Hermione will put her hand up every time a teacher asks a
> question in class
>
> And my owns following:
> 153. Crookshanks will be walking with his tail up in the air.
> 154. Ron will be embarrassed about his money situation.
> 155. Hermione will say: "Honestly!"
>
> Sabrina

Geesh, this list is getting long. I didn't realize JKR was so
predictable :)
156. Bill Weasley will still be cool.
157. Dumbledore will offer someone muggle sweets.
158. The Fat Lady will ask for the password.

Jill

Okay, it's almost 3:00 a.m.; I'm going to bed; I can't be bothered to
compare the two just now...

~Anne