Aftermath...

[Smythe, Boyd T {FLNA}]

Carolyn: Your homework (by Friday) is four feet of parchment on why Hermione
fancies a threesome with both Ron and Harry....

boyd: I think I saw this in a movie in my hotel room once (or thrice). Shall
I locate and send you a copy?

ewe2: I hear the big thing these days is teenage nudism, you could explore
that.

boyd: I did, but my neighbors asked me to stop.

Ginger: Have a biscuit whilst you contemplate the sorry state of American
affairs evident in a post where a person first whines about their rights to
say whatever they want and then tells someone else that they can't say
something.  Note that they see no irony in it.

boyd: It's just that I think it's *obvious* that Hermione's lover will be
*Grawp*. She has *never* settled for less than perfect on her exams, so why
should she when it comes to *physical* love? And you can't say she clearly
'loves' Ron. That's just insultingly chauvinistic and demonstrably untrue
(just look it up!). Obviously, Jo is going to demonstrate via her obvious
alter-ego that the perfect man need not conform to *your* pedantic
stereotype of the 'modern man.' So be quiet, you prejudiced hatemonger; free
speech is *my* right! Now surrender or be assimilated!

BTW, Mistress Carolyn, are you sure you want me looking over SHIPs? I prefer
to think they all belong on the Garbage Scow.

Ginger: Tell me what the heck FLNA stands for.

boyd: While Carolyn's guess was entertaining, it's really Frito-Lay North
America, which we egotistical Americans have redefined here at PepsiCo to
include just the U.S. and Canada. Mexico is part of Latin America. (duh)
They actually let me manage finances here. Can you believe it?

Ginger: Find out how Carolyn knows that Herm fantasized about Firenze. If
you are a Star Wars fan, figure out my devotion to Chewbacca. (That is for
extra credit and is not required.)

boyd: I think I still prefer the Hermione-Grawp pairing, thanks.
(Chewbacca?!?)

Now back to Dummybore!