[HPFGU-Catalogue] Kiddie lit, murder etc

[Sean Dwyer]

On Wed, Mar 02, 2005 at 11:38:19PM -0000, CarolynWhite2 wrote:
> Talisman
> 
> P.S. Carolyn: Love your Molly Weasley bit.
> I quite seriously believe she's ripe for the skewer.
> 
> A Dark Mark over The Burrow? Garden Gnomes dancing merrily in pools
> of collecting blood, tossing Lockhart's text about for confetti? My
> pulse quickens.
> 
> 
> ::purrs::
> At last, someone who understands...

Am I going to hear some reasons for this bloodlust, or is there a nice juicy
post to refer me to?

Still on Ron Weasley but progress is slow due to a screaming tooth which will
be yanked tomorrow; it's hard to concentrate for more than an hour at a time :(

Have been examining the Evil Overlord rules and I do believe Voldy has broken
a few more in OotP, to wit:

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will
slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to
mature.
(seems to have great trouble with this one)

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead
of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a
time. 
(cf. idiotic tactics at MoM)

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor
their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore
them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and
they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during
the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which
point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their
execution. 
(Ron and Hermione - dead giveaway)

115. I will not engage an enemy single-handedly until all my soldiers are
dead.
(well he just can't help it)

117. No matter how much I want revenge, I will never order an underling "Leave
him. He's mine!" 
(always check for presence of DD first)

There should be a new one:

153. If by chance I need to find out the meaning of the prophecy which tells
the hero how to destroy me, it might be a good idea to go after the oracle and
whoever heard it first instead of trying to manipulate the hero into it and
sending my incompetent lieutenants after him.


-- 
When all you have are foxes, everything looks like a henhouse.