And finally she joined...

severelysigune severelysigune at yahoo.co.uk
Mon Mar 7 23:13:29 UTC 2005


Sigune sits in her tower room, a bit cross-eyed after reading 100 
Gilderoy Lockhart posts... "Another 52 to go," she mutters to 
herself. "You can do it, you know you can... Then you will be able to 
move on to Quirrell, who, at least, is one of those bad guys you are 
so fond of... And when you've finished that job, you will do the 
Slytherins; and maybe, just maybe, you will then have washed away 
that feeling of guilt that has been nagging you on seeing what 
mountains of posts others have been processing..."

But you see, giving a creature of Sigune's severe disposition an 
order to review a category can lead to drastic results. If only you 
knew what she's doing... Because she has realised she doesn't possess 
the Obsure Acronymical Knowledge to deal with the object of her 
Platonic obsession, to wit, the less than delectable Potions master, 
she has decided to take out her frustration on the Lockhart category, 
dealing with that miserable excuse of a wizard just like Snape did 
before her. Hah! When she is finished with 2.3.5, she will have taken 
all the puff out of it - because oh yes, like the man it pretends to 
discuss, this category is largely insubstantial, and Sigune intends 
to leave it tight and trim, the way she likes it.

And so, licking her lips at the prospect of the coming onslaught, the 
sinister damsel continues making damning notes...
 







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