*SPAM?* [HPFGU-Catalogue] Hermione & morality

[Sean Dwyer]

On Sat, Mar 12, 2005 at 10:52:45AM +0000, Barry Arrowsmith wrote:
>  
> Bunch o' wimps. 
> And demonstrates a lack of imagination to boot. 

After reading more than enough of predictions that Ron Will Betray Harry And
Snuff It, this eagerness to see Hermione Snuff It Because She's Done It All, I
feel, symptomatic of the Soapy Generation. This is the person who posits
Hermione!Umbrage for pity's sake, obviously Hermoine doesn't have requisite
oomph for some people's taste. And as one astute collegue pointed out, Hagrid
is far better cannon-fodder than BookGirl.

> Where can Hermione go?  
> Simple. 
> Madam Whiplash. 
> (see TBAYs passim.) 
> 
> Hermione as dominatrix is an elegant career move and suits her 
> character perfectly.  

And far more attractive than aping a toadlike control freak with a centaur
phobia. 

If we post DD as Christ, does that make Harry or Snape his Peter who will deny
him? Ron can be Thomas, Hermy can be Magdalene, and Draco can be Paul after a
decent interval.

-- 
When all you have are foxes, everything looks like a henhouse.