sing ho

[Sean Dwyer]

43501-43600 done.

39 rejects.

One massive thread predicting Harry will become some kind of phoenix to be
reborn after killing Voldemort so Ron and Hermione can bring him up as their
kid (erghhh).

Another long and extremely tiresome thread about "how" Riddle knew he was Heir
of Slytherin and associated subject of whether Harry "is" Heir of Gryffindor
as if I care.

Another big thread about the exact curriculum of Hogwarts ho hum. Associated
subject about where little wizards/wizardettes go before Hogwarts, IMHO
completely ignoring the fact even in the Muggle world, 12 years of school is a
comparatively new invention. There's a lot of stuff like this on which canon
is completely, and probably permanently, silent and for good reason. Tolkien
never got anything done trying to resolve the big picture LotR had changed,
and I don't think JKR needs the same hassle.

Stupid arguments about where Snape's office is, really stupid arguments about
Hermione's placement into Gryffindor, and infuriating whinges about how
unappealing JKR's world is compared to the Greats.

I may have to hunt some of these people down and shoot them before book 6
comes out.

wearily yours,

the savage old penguin.

PS yay kneasy, sic 'em.

-- 
When all you have are foxes, everything looks like a henhouse.