TBAY: Starting Fresh
Jen Reese
stevejjen at earthlink.net
Tue May 10 15:10:29 UTC 2005
Jen bangs open the door of the catalogue office and quickly spies
Ginger lounging on a heating pad in the corner, the scent of Bengay
lingering in the air. Even with her bad back, Ginger is the office
coding goddess, pounding out 100's of posts weekly on her trusty
laptop.
The office is unusually quiet of late. The whiskery codger at the
top of the stairs seems to have a permanent sticking charm on his
door, and Ms. Havisham continues to use the cleverest of spells
attempting to remove it. Until then, the rest of the office invented
a game, "Throw the Gnome," seeing who can come closest to a target
stuck on the door. Resounding bangs rattle the catalogue office
daily, but the bear inside is impervious to the office antics, and
continues to snore quite loudly and grunt at the interference.
Most unfortunately, the open bar is locked behind the permanent
sticking charm as well, sending the crew out searching for happy
hour instead of dutifully coding the thousands of posts waiting in
queue. Ms. Havisham has taken to grumbling behind her office door
and the staff suspects she's set up her own little office happy hour
or at the very least takes a shot of whiskey in her morning coffee.
Her whip sits limply by her side, but still within arm's reach.
Jen proceeds to her cupboard a bit guiltily, tiptoeing past Ms.
Havisham's door lest she be the one to set the whip cracking. What
with one thing or another and the end of school looming ahead, she's
let her reviewing and coding slide into the abyss of 'will get to
this later' and now the In-box looks slightly lopsided from the
weight of several weeks of work.
*Sigh* The door to her dark cupboard creeks open and Jen settles
into her dimly lit, though comfy space. She takes a batch of codes
and gets back to work.......
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