JKR's FAQ answer about Neville
Debbie
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Wed May 18 00:52:27 UTC 2005
Debbie peers up from her keyboard, where she has been juggling far
too many tasks, and plucks a ball labeled "theorising" out of the
air with one hand, while five other balls drop neatly into the
canvas bag by her side, just in time to hear Miss Havisham remark:
"Well, this isn't what she is saying exactly, is it? She says that
[Dumbledore thinks that] Neville would not have had the right
qualities to defeat Voldemort, although Neville would have been
protected from the AK in the same way as Harry, had his parents died
for him as Lily did."
"Dumbledore isn't always right, though, is he? Isn't that the point
he makes in hideously melodramatic fashion in ch. 37, 'The Lost
Prophecy'? He didn't think Harry could handle it, either."
Debbie returns to her laptop for a moment, typing furiously, and
after a long pause, the printer begins to churn out a long
parchment. Debbie picks it up and hands it to Miss Havisham. It is
a list of the 171 posts catalogued to 3.8.4.1 Memory Charms.
"I think there are some clues here to why Dumbledore doesn't think
Neville has what it takes. See, JKR always tries to close doors
when she speaks, but in this case I think she's cleared the cobwebs
from a very large window."
While Miss Havisham is pondering this, Debbie glances over to the
next carrel, where Jen is arranging a party. "Potioncat, I'm
thinking it's time for that
party now! You have the cake, right? And Ginger will supply vocal
stylings for our listening pleasure. Debbie is going to swipe
butterbeer from the stock at MEG....."
"Oh, yes! MEG has agreed to provide all the butterbeer we could
want, as long as we keep sending progress reports." Debbie pulls a
couple of six-packs out of her bag. "And for those with
discriminating tastes, I cleared the remaining stock of single-malt
whiskey from the old abandoned Fourth Man Hovercraft."
Debbie tosses the bagful of balls into the air again, and this time
one marked "coding" falls into her hand, along with this message
from Jen about Catlady's posts:
"The truth is, many of the individual sections in each post would
*not* be coded in a stand-alone post. The information is too brief,
or refers to past discussions or would simply be coded to FAQ/Adds
nothing new."
The pearls *are* hard to find among the mere agreement and fanfic
speculation. I find they average one good thought ever other post
or so; the rest is all repetition. I assume that some of the early
posts were saved, so I wouldn't feel too guilty about tossing most
of the rest.
Debbie
who acknowledges an obsession about Memory Charms but refuses to
enter a 12-step program until after HBP
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