Crouches

[potioncat]

Kathy W, hard at work here...

I'm looking over the Crouch dynamic category....how would you 
punctuate that? It looks like the Crouches have a dynamic 
category...OK, the 'Crouch dynamic' Category...where was I...


Any way, I came across this post that had me in tears of laughter. 
Read the whole post.


Post 5: 
Number: 34846 (GROUP) 
From: judyserenity <judyshapiro at e> 
Date: Thu Feb 07, 2002 05:25:48 PM 
Subject: Re: the Crouch Family -- An Embarassing Correction 
Categories: 2.1.2 Barty Crouch Sr
2.10.4 Barty Crouch Jr
1.2.11.6 Crouches 
 
In my last post, I said:

> Also, Junior said his dad rescued him out of love for Mrs. Crouch, 
> who *did* her son. So, Crouch Sr.'s rescue of his son was done out 
> of love....

Before we get into any long discusions of Barty Jr.'s oedipal 
complex, 
let me say that was a typo. I intended to say that Mrs. Crouch *did 
love* her son, not that she *did* her son. I meant "love" in the 
maternal sense, of course. 

(Sheesh! I said Mrs. Crouch "did" her son, right after Cindy 
speculates on whether Snape ever "had" Lily. What is this list coming 
to?!) 

-- Judy 


Kathy W again:
Actually, I can imagine "Snape had Lily" better than I could 
imagine "Snape had loved Lily."


No, wait, I didn't exactly mean that either!