I got clothes!
quigonginger
quigonginger at yahoo.com
Fri Aug 11 19:15:38 UTC 2006
Ginger struts into the office wearing a sock on each hand and foot
and a giant stocking on her head. The rest of her is clothed in the
standard jeans-and-t-shirt she generally favours.
I got clothes! Class is over. I am free! I gave my power point
presentation on the use of the apostrophe (we were free to pick the
topic, so I went with one near and dear to my heart). With thanks to
HPfGU's resident copy editor, Carol, I was able to educate my
classmates on the proper use of the apostrophe in my
presentation "Stop Apostrophe Abuse". I put my filking skills to
good use by starting out with a boring lecture, and having an
emoticon (voiced by my friend Robert) tell me it was boring and that
I should spice it up. I then hit play on a midi of Gloria
Gaynor's "I Will Survive" and sang it with my new words detailing how
apostrophes should and should not be used. It was a hit. I got an A
for both the presentation and the class.
So, now I'm back
>From outerspace,
I'm so pumped to finally get back
To this cataloging place,
But I just haven't had the time
To keep up while I was gone,
It's been so long,
Could someone help me to belong?
Could one of you
Tip me a clue?
Could someone give me a small
Hint about what task I next should do?
I've got cigarettes and caffiene-
Both should help me to revive-
So I'll survive-
Yeah, I'll survive.
Hey, hey!
Ginger seats herself eagerly at her desk to await her next assignment.
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