I got clothes!

quigonginger quigonginger at yahoo.com
Fri Aug 11 19:15:38 UTC 2006


Ginger struts into the office wearing a sock on each hand and foot 
and a giant stocking on her head.  The rest of her is clothed in the 
standard jeans-and-t-shirt she generally favours.

I got clothes!  Class is over.  I am free!  I gave my power point 
presentation on the use of the apostrophe (we were free to pick the 
topic, so I went with one near and dear to my heart).  With thanks to 
HPfGU's resident copy editor, Carol, I was able to educate my 
classmates on the proper use of the apostrophe in my 
presentation "Stop Apostrophe Abuse".  I put my filking skills to 
good use by starting out with a boring lecture, and having an 
emoticon (voiced by my friend Robert) tell me it was boring and that 
I should spice it up.  I then hit play on a midi of Gloria 
Gaynor's "I Will Survive" and sang it with my new words detailing how 
apostrophes should and should not be used.  It was a hit.  I got an A 
for both the presentation and the class.

So, now I'm back 
>From outerspace,
I'm so pumped to finally get back
To this cataloging place,
But I just haven't had the time
To keep up while I was gone,
It's been so long,
Could someone help me to belong?
Could one of you
Tip me a clue?
Could someone give me a small 
Hint about what task I next should do?
I've got cigarettes and caffiene-
Both should help me to revive-
So I'll survive-
Yeah, I'll survive.
Hey, hey!

Ginger seats herself eagerly at her desk to await her next assignment.







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