Site Down? Was: Hello, anyone around?

[Debbie]

Having downed one too many Cosmopolitans at the bar, Debbie stumbles 
her way back to the Catalogue office and nearly trips over a dung-
encrusted figure huddled on the office steps, crying feebly:

"Help. I can't get in."

Debbie fumbles several minutes for her office key, but manages to place 
it squarely through the keyhole and raps out the secret password.  
Nothing happens.  

Debbie tries the key again.  Nothing.  Debbie pulls out her Blackberry 
and immediately wires a message to the Captain:

"Site appears to be down.  Can you contact Paul?"