Mandatory meeting

[quigonginger]

> Miss H shuffles in and fills us in on her life:
> I am now going out to fill up the fridge, and will be back later to 
> read up these emails and fix the database for you. Very sorry - you 
> are all wonderful human beans to have carried on, unlike me.

Ginger jumps up and sounds the alert:

Attention all troops!
Miss H is back!

All personnel are to check in as per Section 2, Part C of the 
Mandatory Attendance Policy. (1)
All desks are to be decluttered as per Section 12, Part B of the 
Coder Code of Office Cleanliness. (2)
All personnel are to be in strict adherance to the Company Dress 
Code. (3)
All personnel are to provide auxilliary necessities as per the 
Mandatory Morale and Incentive Program. (4)

These policies are reiterated below for those who have forgotten:

(1)  Drop a line at your earliest convenience so we know who is still 
alive and active.
(2)  Make room for booze and wipe off crumbs from the last party so 
as not to attract vermin and spread germs as we eat goodies now.
(3)  If you have a webcam, at least wear underwear.
(4)  Bring booze and other goodies as an offering to Miss H.  
Remember the addendum that virgin sacrifices are no longer allowed 
due to the fact that the only people who have time to do a lot of 
coding probably aren't getting any anyway or we wouldn't be sitting 
around coding.

I'll bring the whiskey and soda and order the pizza.  If I have time, 
I'll make a jello cake.

Miss is back!  Let's party!

Ginger, off to the offsale.