ADMIN: Call for New Elves

[davewitley]

Kelley wrote:

> We're thrilled to welcome Nora (nrenka), 
> Meri (meriaugust) and Dave (impherring13) to our ranks, with 
possibly 
> more to come.

Thank you!  Congratulations, all!

> > David, wondering what Step 4 of the enslavement is
> 
> Mm, our clothes taken away and being issued a numbered pillow 
case?  
> Our heads on plaques?  Getting a spot of our own in a padded room?
> 
> Kelley, wondering what Steps 1 - 3 are meant to be...did I miss a 
> memo?  ;-)

>From the Elf Enslavement Application (I won't try and give the url; 
go to the main list, messages, EEA.txt):

"STEP 1:

Fill in the application below.

STEP 2:

E-mail the application either as a Microsoft Word or text file
attachment, or included in the body of the e-mail message, to:

HPforGrownups-owner at yahoogroups.com

Deadline is Wednesday, 13 October 2004, 00:00 (midnight) Greenwich 
Mean Time.

NOTE: You MUST use this method to send in your application.

STEP 3:

Wait patiently for the return owl. We will send accept/reject
notices by 27 October 2004 00:00 GMT.

STEP 5:

If we have more applicants than positions this recruiting cycle,
please stick around. More positions will open up later, but we can
train only so many new elves at a time."

Four being the number of the steps.  When thou reachest step 3, on 
no account shoudest thou stop, excepting that thou then advance to 
number 4.  Thou shalt not jump over to number 5.  Six is right out.

David