Oliver Wood (filk)

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Oliver Wood
A filk by Pippin, to the tune of  The Beatles' Norwegian Wood 
Dedicated to S.W.O.O.N.

I once saw this guy
Up on the screen
Making the scene
He rode on a broom
Lookin' so good
Oliver Wood

I wish I could mount on his  Nimbus
And fly through the  air
I'm losing my heart to a guy
Who is not  really there

I spend every night
Dreaming of flight
Wind in my hair
We Quaffles pursue
Up in the blue
Quidditch for two

I dreamt of a date with that actor
Named Sean Biggerstaff
I told him his name was a factor
And tried not to laugh

But when I awoke
I was alone
This Keeper'd flown
So much for desire
Up I got stood
That's (H)ollywood