D.I.R.T.Y. old women

[Malia Kawaguchi]

> << > Surely any grown woman fancying a 13yo must be A.T.A.D.D.R.I.F.T.Y.!  
>  > (Alas, Though Adorable, Desirable Daniel Really Is Far Too Young...)
>  
>  THANK you Tabouli!  I'd been wondering if you were on this list to grace 
>  us with an acronym.  I definitely feel a tad drifty.

and then after thanking you, my husband may have acually topped you. 
(daring heresy out of spousal pride) 
He called me a D.I.R.T.Y. old woman, as in:
"_D_aniel _I_s, _R_egretfully, _T_oo _Y_oung, old woman!"
*grin*
-Malia