[HPFGU-Movie] Whoa! What incredible pictures!

[Amanda Geist]

> The pictures in Entertainment Weekly are fantastic!! I'll
> need to buy extra copies so I can cut them up for my
> scrapbook!

*clears throat*
Let us pray.
Dear Editorial Powers that move through the hearts and scissors of WB,
please look with favor upon the humble petition of your most nitpicky but
devoted followers, and please include in the final cut of Chamber of Secrets
the favorite scenes of many of us, yea, verily, even of all four books.
Let us see on the silver screen the duelling of Snape and Lockhart, show us
the curl of Snape's lip, the glitter of his eyes, Lockhart flying through
the air! Let us see Snape taking charge and shouting "Finite Incantatem!"
And oh, Editorial Powers, let us see the Staffroom Scene in its entirety, we
pray, that we may spiritually join the teachers as they band behind Snape to
exorcise Lockhart from their midst. Let us see Snape react to the news that
a student has been taken, so that we may dissect the character
interpretation of Alan Rickman, whom we know has gotten Snape backstory info
from the lips of the Creator herself.
O Ye Powers, add the thrills that you must, yea, even unto scenes which I
thought were pretty damned thrilling already; lead Harry through the valley
of darkness and across the face of a giant statue; make ye the Whomping
Willow look like a guy in a rubber suit--only give us these two scenes, we
humbly beseech thee.
Amen.

--Amanda
(I bet Amy could have said that better, but hardly with more purity of
intent and desire)