nitpicky mutterings from a long lost soul...
Scott
insanus_scottus at yahoo.co.uk
Fri Nov 22 00:53:41 UTC 2002
Hi everyone! *waves*
I'm sure no one remember's me, after all it's been over a year since
I was actively posting anything on HPforgrownups, but alas, alas,
the movie and the advent of fifth book may well foreshadow my return.
That said below is my general review of CoS along with some notes
from my second viewing. I have not read archives and I'm sure lots
of this is reiteration, but I'm an incredibly busy lad and I just
don't have time...so before you mutter a curse under your breath...
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--Alright, first of all I love the opening shot of the urban sprawl
that conceals Privet Drive. Conformity. The mundane nature of
muggles. That one shot says a lot about both the D's and the muggle
world in general.
--There are a lot of unnatural pauses in this movie. It's better
than the first, but...the Dursely's rounding on Harry to ask what
he'll be doing is one of them.
--Dobby has a weak chin. Not much more to say. I mean it's not a
*bad* thing I suppose...overall I quite like Dobby.
--Harry's bedside table. The "Which Owl?/Glasses shot was really
good to me, even if the Dursely's *should* have taken everything
magical away from Harry. It looked good though.
--The Car is too loud. It wakes Harry up while still far in the
distance. If it's that loud it would have disrupted the sleep of
many more people than Harry.
--Can't decide about the exterior of the Weasley house...not what I
pictured at all. What do you guys think?
--Love the interior though! It feels like such a *home* (if that
makes sense)
--The rubber duck line doesn't ring true. Even though I know the
function and Mr. Weasley doesn't it...doesn't work. I don't know
*why* exactly, but it doesn't
--Percy's bed head...(smile)
--Since they weren't going to have Draco and Lucius in Knockturn
Alley...which they should have done, but...the hand of glory bit is
rather good. I jumped both times in any case.
--Hermione clashes terribly. What's with that blue sweater? (Is it
just me?) Not to mention she flaunts the Restriction of Underage
Wizardry and no one seems to take notice or be in the least worried.
--Lockhart! Kenneth Branagh! What delicious bits of celluloid! The
teeth are great!
--At King's Cross it's the same attendant as in the first movie.
Perhaps this is a silly assumption, but doubt that the same person
would be in the exact same spot in a bustling station (which I
imagine also has a fairly high job turnover rate, but that's
speculation) a whole year later???
--It's terrible how they go from london to "we need to find the
train" and they're in Scotland. Either HandR weren't very concerned
about following the train or that's one fast flying car. (at least I
think that bridge bit is in Scotland, having taken a train from
King's Cross to Edinburgh only a few months ago and the landremained
positively flat until we reach the Scottish borders...Scots, am I
right?)
--Where are Madam Sprouts pink earmuffs...wish that detail hadn't
been ignored. :(
--Even though it's really quick and you don't see her face NHNick
does acknowledge Percy and Penelope walking together, but do wish
that wasn't it.
--It took Ron too long to get the Howler. He should've gotten in the
next day, but there was a day of classes in between.
--Oh god! I was generally disappointed with what they did with Ron
the entire movie, especially giving *all* his good lines to
Hermie...but what bothered me most of all was the most mysterious
magical object in the movie...Ron's damn robe kept changing colour
the whole time. Black to grey black to grey. It completely
distracted me. In the scene where they discover Ms Norris it's
black, then it cuts to what's maybe five minutes later on the
stairwell and it's grey...ick. This is a plain *bad* costume choice.
I mean *why* make 500 black robes and one grey one????????????
--In Transfiguration when McGonagall tells about the chamber there
are three houses present at leas (We see the trio and other Gryfs,
Draco et. al, and Huf. Justin Finch Fletchly, who for some reason
looked as though he would've gone to Eton even though it was never
stated.) There may've been Raven.'s present too and I didn't notice.
Anyone else? It doesn't make sense for there to be more than two
houses in anyone class...just doesn't.
--When we see Ginny writing in the Diary and no one speaking to
Harry and Harry saying "I'll see you in the common room"...where is
this? Study hall perhaps?
--I know in the Christmas scene these are people leaving in the
carriages but it's kind of random to see people leaving and then
having a feast...just me I expect.
--I liked the mudblood scene. It was very different than the book,
but I thought Emma handled what they gave her well. I really like
Emma.
--Where's Ron's Detention?
(this are getting out of order and I stopped taking notes at this
point in the movie)
--The older costumes...the ties were different, they weren't hooded
and the sweaters were chunkier...other than that they didn't reveal
houses of Tom or Myrtle, but that was ok (a suprise for later?)
Myrtle's skirt was longer. interesting touch.
--Myrtle wasn't spotty! Spotty! Spotty! Spotty!
--If I'd been a kid that spider scene would've been really scary.
--The snake..why can we *sometimes* understand parseltongue and
sometimes not? It didn't look much like a snake to me, some sort of
Dinosaur type thing maybe, but still pretty scary.
--"Your bird may've blinded the basilisk but he can still *hear*
you!" this is horrid. I knew I didn't like this line, and here's
why, snakes have very weak hearing. They rely mostly on sensing heat
and vibrations and such...I don't know if throwing that rock would
*really* distract a snake...and I don't care to find out.
--Richard Harris pretty good! He has some really warm moments.
(getting tired of typing, not to mention you're tired of
reading...almost done)
--what the hell is up with this last scene? It just doesn't make
much sense really...I mean H,H and R are really the only kids we
even see to be good friends of hagrid...and I wanted to see everyone
in their pyjamas so badly.
--cute with Lockhart at the end of the credits.
Overall, a good movie and sooo phenomenally better than the first.
It's kind of like carrying all your bags around an airport and then
checking them and just having the carry-on. The weight of problems
(fixable problems nonetheless) is still there but it's much lighter.
Well that's about it, for now at least. Wake up, wake up! Sorry if I
bored you all to tears, it wasn't intentional, I promise!
It's good to be back!
Scott
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