Jokes about Harry Potter

[Gerlinde Kenkel]

Here some jokes I have heard yesterday:
 
Question: Why knows Hermione everything? Answer: For women the easiest job
in town
 
Question:Why is Hagrid so clumsy? Answer: He is the secret father of Neville

 
Harry and Ron in their beds at night. Ron: "Harry, what is love?" Harry: "To
become a chance to sleep".

Dumbledore visited a concert. Suddenly a fairy appeared to him and offered him three wishes. "My first wish is", he said to the fairy," that my best friend Nicolas Flamell can live also without the philosopher's stone. And my second wish is that I find a young man which loves me." "This becomes difficult", said the fairy. "And your third wish?" I would like to look as sexiest man as George Clooney is". The fairy considered. After a while said sie: "Okay, how was your second wish again?"

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