New poll for HPFGU-OTChatter

[catherine at cator-manor.demon.co.uk]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., HPFGU-OTChatter at y... wrote:
> 
> Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the 
> HPFGU-OTChatter group:
> 
> What should we do to John? 
> 
>   o Club him with a modem 
>   o Put him in leather pants, pour water on him, and watch them 
shrink as they dry 
>   o Tie him to a fire-ant hill and pour honey on him 
>   o Put him in a vat of Malmsey 
>   o Make him eat five British pizzas 
>   o Legally change his name to Mundungus Fletcher 
>   o Demand an elaborately calligraphed, individual apology, with 
chocolate included, for each of us 
>   o Make him take care of Amanda's kids, unaided, for a month 
>   o Sneak into his house and program Draco to have Moaning Myrtle's 
personality 
>   o Force him to eat all our spare earwax, booger,horseradish, and 
sardine flavored Any-Flavour Beans 
>   o Make him send an adoring, sindere fan letter to Jo Rowling 
asking, "How did you get the idea for Harry Potter?" 
> 
> 
> To vote, please visit the following web page:
> 
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPFGU-OTChatter/polls 
> 
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> 
> Thanks!

Question:  What is wrong with British pizzas?