New poll for HPFGU-OTChatter
pbnesbit at msn.com
pbnesbit at msn.com
Sun Apr 1 22:09:49 UTC 2001
--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., HPFGU-OTChatter at y... wrote:
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> Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
> HPFGU-OTChatter group:
>
> What should we do to John?
>
> o Club him with a modem
> o Put him in leather pants, pour water on him, and watch them
shrink as they dry
> o Tie him to a fire-ant hill and pour honey on him
> o Put him in a vat of Malmsey
> o Make him eat five British pizzas
> o Legally change his name to Mundungus Fletcher
> o Demand an elaborately calligraphed, individual apology, with
chocolate included, for each of us
> o Make him take care of Amanda's kids, unaided, for a month
> o Sneak into his house and program Draco to have Moaning Myrtle's
personality
> o Force him to eat all our spare earwax, booger,horseradish, and
sardine flavored Any-Flavour Beans
> o Make him send an adoring, sindere fan letter to Jo Rowling
asking, "How did you get the idea for Harry Potter?"
>
>
I would like to do them all to him.
Peace & Plenty,
Parker
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