[HPFGU-OTChatter] New poll for HPFGU-OTChatter

[John Walton]

> o Club him with a modem
> o Put him in leather pants, pour water on him, and watch them shrink as they
> dry 
> o Tie him to a fire-ant hill and pour honey on him
> o Put him in a vat of Malmsey
> o Make him eat five British pizzas

No...no...nooooo! Anything but the pizzas!

> o Legally change his name to Mundungus Fletcher
> o Demand an elaborately calligraphed, individual apology, with chocolate
> included, for each of us
> o Make him take care of Amanda's kids, unaided, for a month

::wonders who wrote this poll::

> o Sneak into his house and program Draco to have Moaning Myrtle's personality
> o Force him to eat all our spare earwax, booger,horseradish, and sardine
> flavored Any-Flavour Beans

I *like* horseradish...

> o Make him send an adoring, sindere fan letter to Jo Rowling asking, "How did
> you get the idea for Harry Potter?"

--A. Fool