[HPFGU-OTChatter] Spam

[Horst or Rebecca J. Bohner]

Time to trot out my favorite collection of haiku (for which I take no
personal responsibility):

> >>Grotesque pinkish mass
> >>In a blue can on a shelf
> >>Quivering alone

> >>Like some spongy rock
> >>A granite, my piece of Spam
> >>In sunlight on my plate

> >>The color of Spam
> >>is natural as the sky:
> >>A block of sunrise

> >>Little slab of meat
> >>In a wash of clear jelly
> >>Now I heat the pan

> >>Oh tin of pink meat
> >>I ponder what you may be:
> >>Snout or ear or feet?

> >>In the cool morning
> >>I fry up a slab of Spam
> >>A dog barks next door

> >>Pink tender morsel
> >>Glistening with salty gel
> >>What the *&@! is it?

> >>Ears, snouts, and innards,
> >>A homogenous mass
> >>Pass another slice

> >>Cube of cold pinkness
> >>Yellow specks of porcine fat
> >>Give me a spork please

> >>Old man seeks doctor
> >>"I eat Spam daily", he says.
> >>Angioplasty

> >>Slicing your sweet self
> >>Salivating in suspense
> >>Sizzle, sizzle..Spam

> >>Pink beefy temptress
> >>I can no longer remain
> >>Vegetarian

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Rebecca J. Bohner
rebeccaj at pobox.com
http://home.golden.net/~rebeccaj