Snacks of Doom (was: Spam)
Jennifer Piersol
jenP_97 at yahoo.com
Wed Apr 4 03:59:13 UTC 2001
Pork water -- he he he
Okay, my grossest snack. I'm risking all my respect (if I even have
any) here by telling you guys about this, but I want the prize for
the best worst snack...
I used (yes, used...) to have a fondness for Cool Whip - you know,
the non-dairy whipped topping found in big blue tubs. Okay, fondness
is a little weak... I was obsessed with the stuff. My dad once
quipped (ooh, I actually used the word quipped!) that my sister and I
would eat (the following are his words, not mine) "dog turds" if hers
had barbecue sauce on it and mine was covered in Cool Whip. Now, I
suppose that's taking things a bit far, but perhaps you will agree
with him after this:
One summer while I was staying at my aunt's house (my mom died when I
was 8, so she was supposed to be a maternal figure during puberty for
me), I'd sneak into her refrigerator when she wasn't looking, take a
slice of cotto salami (the kind in the blister pack that's perfectly
round and about 4" in diameter - with the little peppercorns in it),
spread it with cool whip, roll it into a tube so that if anyone
looked, I could pretend it was cheese or something, and then eat it.
Yes. Yucky supermarket salami and cool whip.
Needless to say, I am not proud of myself at this point in my life.
I've been forever damaged, I think, and can no longer eat anything
with the word "non-dairy" used to describe it. ;)
Nor can I eat blister-packaged meat.
You asked for it. Do I win the prize?
Jen (the grossest person on earth... hehehe)
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