[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: New Fun Thing: HP and the Chicken Crossing

[Neil Ward]

I loved the previous suggestions for this.  They inspired me to contribute a
few:

**********Why did the chicken cross the road?***********

Mirror of Erised:  Edis rehto ehtot tegot.

Trelawney: "To get to the other side: Is there anybody there?  Cluck twice
for 'yes'."

Sorting Hat: "You prefer to stay on this side?  Are you sure?  You could be
great on the other side, you know."

Filch: "Do they think I've got nothing better to do than clear up chicken
shit all day?"

Sinistra: "Several people thought it was a rooster, but it was just the way
it walked."

Mrs Figg: "I was crossing the road, nice as you please, when this chicken
came out of nowhere..."

Hagrid:  "Firs' year chicks follow me across the road!"

MacGonagall: "No chickens will be allowed to cross to the other side without
a signed permission slip from their parents."

The Twins: "This magical map shows you how to access a secret tunnel *under*
the road. Have fun on the other side!"

Time-turner: "So, let me get this straight: that's the chicken over there,
but it hasn't left this side of the road yet?  I'm confused!"

Rita Skeeter's coop: "Mad chicken flattened by Knight Bus!!! When will this
carnage end?  Full story on page 7."

Crookshanks: "What's for dessert?"

Neil
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