Won't you have some more chicken?

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My humble offerings:


Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Harry [a]: Because of the two Neptunes.

Harry [b]: To ask Cho to the ball.

Ron: To ask Fleur to the ball.

Hermione: ::looks furious::

Sirius: ..gimme that chicken.. quick..

Lupin: Well, Harry, .. the truth is ... there was this chick we used 
to hang around with back then.. she was an animagus too.. 

Peter Pettigrew: To cross over to the other side.

Snape: To cross over to the other side.


Naama