Chicken soup for the HP addict

[foxmoth at qnet.com]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Neil Ward" <neilward at d...> wrote:
Rita Skeeter's coop:

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Was that on purpose? LoL!
And here are my humble additions:

Dumbledore: To the well-organized mind, crossing the road is simply the 
next great adventure.

Moaning Myrtle: Tactless! Asking me  about *crossing*!  When I 
can't...I haven't (sobs)....

Lockhart: Chickens are such great fans! As I recount in my latest book, 
"Palling with Poultry"...allow me to autograph one for you.

Binns: While the existence of chickens is amply documented, there is no 
evidence that any chickens have ever crossed so much as a footpath, 
much less a road.  I must ask you to confine your enquiries to matters 
for which there is  some historical proof.

Hagrid: Well, I tried crossin' a road with a chicken, but it wasn't  
very interestin'. Din't breathe fire or nothin'.