[HPFGU-OTChatter] Nineteen Things.....

[storm]

13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

So that, for at least part of the year, it is possible to walk the dogs after 
work in the light

Storm (resigned to walking in the dark for another 6 months, <brightens> the 
dogs have flashing lights on their collars to the possums and I can see them 
<slumps> it's not the same as it being light though)

-----Original Message-----
From:	Sister Mary Lunatic [SMTP:klaatu at primenet.com]
Sent:	Monday, April 09, 2001 4:29 AM
To:	HPFGU-OTChatter
Subject:	[HPFGU-OTChatter] Nineteen Things.....

14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual
baby emerging from her at that moment.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people
to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

16. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,
deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to
annoy people who are not in them.

18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.

19. Your friends love you anyway.

Thought for the day:
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built
the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.



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