[HPFGU-OTChatter] The Cosmic Eyelash Rule (was Small rant about cosmetics' ads)

[Horst or Rebecca J. Bohner]

> I've long suspected that there's some cosmic rule that boys have the
> naturally thick, dark, lovely lashes and girls have little, blond,
> weenie invisible ones.

There is a cosmic rule.  It's called testosterone.

You could have the eyelashes, but I imagine chest hair wouldn't be an
appealing trade-off...
--
Rebecca J. Bohner
(whose baby son's eyelashes are half an inch long -- gnarrrr)