was Hmmmmm ... now Help Penny cope with questions

[nera at rconnect.com]

> Hi there --
> 
> I'm still around!!  Waiting on baby ... patiently ... okay, maybe 
not 
> too patiently.  

> 
> Thanks for all the good wishes everyone --
> 
> Penny
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Dear Penny,

Now you will get the onslaught of: 


"Are you still pregnant?"
"Haven't you had that baby, yet?"
etc.
etc.
etc.
As if this is some conspiracy of yours to keep the rest of us 
waiting. You have the sympathy of all mothers, everywhere. 

I realize that all of these people mean well, but I wonder at the 
sanity of these questions being repeated by generation after 
generation of people and directed at obviously very much still 
pregnant women? It must be part of the overall plan ... perhaps a 
prelude to toddlers stupid questions, eh?

It just occurred to me that as a group, the HPFGU-OTChatter should 
come to your rescue!!

Come on, everyone come up with your best replies to poor Penny's 
questioners.

What to say to someone who asks you, when you are very obviously 
STILL PREGNANT:

1) "Are you still here?"
2) "Are you still pregnant?"
3) "Haven't you had that baby, yet?"

Doreen, who loves sarcastic wit