Penny Pregnancy Questions...

[John Walton]

What to say to someone who asks you, when you are very obviously
STILL PREGNANT:
1) "Are you still here?"
(Just stay silent and look behind you)

2) "Are you still pregnant?"
Who, me?

3) "Haven't you had that baby, yet?"
Actually, I'm carrying Shamu's baby to term for her. I've got 12 months to
go yet.

--John, wondering just how useful the comments of a 19-year-old university
student could be to a pregnant *real* grownup!