Mother-in-law-Alert !!

[Amy Z]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Roy & Wanda Mallett" <wr7238 at w...> 
wrote:
> Now would be a good time to practice, practice, and practice some 
of the
> same spells and curses that Harry learned! 

Right.  Listen to what your Dead Sexy Godfather tells you:  "Practice 
Stunning and Disarming.  A few hexes wouldn't go amiss either."

How to Stun your mother-in-law:  be perfect in every way.

How to Disarm your mother-in-law:  when she looks behind the 
curtains, oh-so-sweetly hand her the vacuum cleaner and say "I knew 
you were coming and you do housework SO much better than I do . . . I 
hope you won't stop until it's perfect!"

How to Hex your mother-in-law:  I recommend the Full Body Bind, 
personally, but I've been having some trouble with it.  A Muggle 
alternative is to put a toad in her bed . . .

Report back soon, Mecki!
Amy Z