Census

[Amy Z]

> Heather said:  (Actually it was me--AZ)
> 
> > > They ask about your sex life?  Wow, it really =is= more 
interesting
> > > than ours!
> 
> Simon suggested:
> 
> > Not exactly. They ask about your relationship to the other people
> > living in your house (I assume this is the quesyion Neil means). I
> > have not read a form properly yet, so there may be another 
question
> > that does ask about this subject. But I doubt it.

Neil said:

> The person completing the form has to include anyone who is a guest 
in their
> place of residence on 29th April.  It's not actually a question, 
like: "Who
> were you with last night? C'mon spill the beans!"

Still, the comic potential is irresistible.  "Hmmm...says here you 
live in a one-bedroom apartment and had 4 guests.  Put two on the 
pullout couch and we still have some interesting mathematics..."

I won't be in my home, or anyone's home, on 29th April (I'll be in a 
hotel near Detroit: hi, Ebony!).  Where would I show up?  A wandering 
minstrel I...

Amy Z