Elvish is King!

[catherine at cator-manor.demon.co.uk]

Question - how new do you have to be to qualify for an elf?  Only I'm 
quite new myself...hint, hint.

Catherine

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Amy Z" <aiz24 at h...> wrote:
> Neil wrote:
> 
> > >Every new member will be assigned a personal Elf
> >  
> Doreen wrote:
> 
> > Let me be the first on the list to ... protest ... I want my very 
> own 
> > personal elf too. Not fair!! Favoritism!! The newbies get all the 
> > good stuff!! What about us oldies? What did we ever get? A 
promise 
> of 
> > a picture of Neil in his bunny slippers and hairnet? And that 
never 
> > happened! 
> 
> ::distant sound of a Ford Anglia crashing itself into a brick wall 
in 
> despair::
> 
> Moderators, we knew this would happen, didn't we?  But who'd've 
> thought the trouble would come from sweet Iowan Doreen?
> 
> > Do the newbies get to *keep* the elves? When the elves are no 
longer 
> > needed, do the newbies throw a sock at 'em? 
> > 
> > Doreen, who is carrying a sign which says, "We want elves!" on 
one 
> > side and, "Elf freeing socks for sale" on the other.
> 
> Doreen, dear, lest anyone think we are neglecting the oldies, I 
would 
> be honored to be your personal elf.  No socks needed--just all the 
> fresh corn I can eat.  
> 
> Amy Z
> aka Aimey Elf