Children

[Benjamin]

It seems that a lot of these things can be avoided by: 

1. Not having baseballs
2. Not having waterbeds
3. Not having Jell-O

Or all of them by:

4. Not having children.

Maybe there's a lot to be said for the Brave New World.

-Ben.

> Enjoy!
> 
> 
> 35 Truths From Children
> or
> Good luck, Tim and Sandra
> 
> From a San Diego Father who has identified 35 truths he learned 
from his 
> children:
> 
> There is no such thing as childproofing your house.

[snip]

> 
> The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit 
by a 
> ceiling fan.
> 

[snip]