Bad theater experiences

[Joanne Collins]

>> "I can't sit here and watch one guy suck on another's neck for one 
>more
>> minute.  It's gross."  And she got up and left.
>
>Ummm...and she expected....?

Er...yeah. That was kind of something you would expect.

>Clearly you had the misfortune to go with the only person in America 
>who did not know it was a homoerotic film.  

But she would have known it was a vampire film. And there have even been
vampires in mainstream TV who have been shown biting the necks of males.
Not many, admittedly, and maybe this was after, but it does happen.

>Maybe the movies should 
>take a tip from fanfic and print "there be slash here!" right on the 
>posters.

But that would be no fun for those of us who like to look for subtext then...

Especially when you find it in the most unexpected of places.

Joanne, great fan of subtext.

-- 

Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty
years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the
Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's
not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you. Chuckie (Ben
Affleck) Good Will Hunting